M= Manager, P=Private, S=Skipper, K=Kowalski, R=Rico, and KJ=Julien.
The Penguins are going for an interview at MartWal and this is how it tuns out...
M: Ok, so let's get started. Why should we hire you?
P: Because I need a job.
M: ....
M: Tell me about your dream job.
P: To spread the knowlegde of the lunacorns to all
hearts that are empty without it!
M: ...Interesting. And just how are you doing to do that?
P: Well, I haven't gotten that far yet...
M: Where do you see yourself in twenty years?
P: Hopefully the President.
M: Of MartWal?
P: No, of the country. Working here will help me save up
for community college.
M: Mhm....*looks at clock* Looks like we only
have time for one last question: What important role do you play in a team?
P: The cute one! Tee hee!
M: But, that's not a role, that's just--
P: What's that? It is! Boosh!
M: *passes out*
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M: Hello, Skipper. What kind of person would you refuse to work with?
S: Ringtail, Dr.blowhole... The danes. Pretty much anyone who annoys me.
M: And if a co-worker annoys you, what will you do?
S: Lady, I don't think you want to know the answer to that question.
M: *eyes widen* Okaaaay.... Describe your management style.
S: Do what I say or else.
M: *eye even wider* Or else what?
S: Or else you'll end up like Manfredi and Johnson.
M: Manfredi and who? Wait, I don't even want to know.
Let's ilipat on to your susunod question: What is your philosophy towards work?
S: Big businesses: don't ask tanong and the government won't.
M: I'm not even going to bother asking what you mean.
S: Good. It's safer that way.
M: Right. Now, are you willing to work overtime? Nights? Weekends?
S: Of course! Penguins never sleep. I can work 24/7.
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M: What would your nakaraan supervisor say your strongest point is?
K: My intelligence, obviously.
M: Do you consider yourself successful?
K: Very. Except when I'm not.
M: Uh...right...Why do you think you would do well at this job?
K: Well, my intelligence is slightly above average, but I don't like to brag.
M: Uh-huh... Tell me about a time when you helped resolve a dispute between others.
K: Well there was that time when the Churrosdefishenatizer got between us...
M: The what?
K: The Churrosdefishenatizer. When I invented it Skipper went a little crazy with the Furros.
M: I don't understa...Never mind. susunod question. What has been your biggest professional disappointment?
K: When my inventions blow up. *suppressed sob*
M: Riiiiiight.... Alright, Kowalski. Tell me about your ability to work under pressure.
K: *starts to sweat like crazy* Umm...uhh....
*five minutos later*
K: Uhhh.....
M: *starts tapping fingers impatiently*
K: AHH! I can't take the pressure! *runs out of room crying*
M: *starts scribbling words down on note pad* I guess that sagot my question.
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M: Alright...uh..Julien. First que-
KJ: KING Julien to a commoner such as yourself.
M: Uuuuuuhh...okay...First question. Who do you admire most in life?
KJ: Pft! Myself of course. I mean, who is madami admiring than me?
M: Um....moving on...What made you interested in this job?
KJ: I heard there was this managering position and I am declaring that I am to be managering this establishment. Who better fit to be managing than the king?
M: *makes a note* I see....And what would be your first decree as manager?
KJ: To remove all of the things in the store that I don't like with the things that I do like.
M: Uuuuh.....yeah, I think this interview is over.
KJ: Over? Only I the king can declare this
interview to be over!
M: Sorry, but there is another man we think can fill the position in very well.
KJ: Who, but the king, can be weller?
M: *picks up paper* Uh, says here his name is Mort.
Mort: Yay me!
KJ: What?! Mort?! You will be taking this matter up with my lawyer!
Maurice: *approaches with briefcase* All hail King Julien! Case closed.
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M: Welcome, Rico. You wouldn't believe the crazy araw I'm having. Anyway, let's get on with this interview. How well do you get along with your co-workers?
R: Prsjgjt fiigj. *waves flipper around frantically*
M: Um, why did you leave you're last job?
R: Kaboom.
M: Kaboom? What do you mean?
R: *grunts* Alright! *pulls out TNT*
M: Wait--NO! *Manager runs out the building*
Thanks to link for co-writing this with me.
The Penguins are going for an interview at MartWal and this is how it tuns out...
M: Ok, so let's get started. Why should we hire you?
P: Because I need a job.
M: ....
M: Tell me about your dream job.
P: To spread the knowlegde of the lunacorns to all
hearts that are empty without it!
M: ...Interesting. And just how are you doing to do that?
P: Well, I haven't gotten that far yet...
M: Where do you see yourself in twenty years?
P: Hopefully the President.
M: Of MartWal?
P: No, of the country. Working here will help me save up
for community college.
M: Mhm....*looks at clock* Looks like we only
have time for one last question: What important role do you play in a team?
P: The cute one! Tee hee!
M: But, that's not a role, that's just--
P: What's that? It is! Boosh!
M: *passes out*
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M: Hello, Skipper. What kind of person would you refuse to work with?
S: Ringtail, Dr.blowhole... The danes. Pretty much anyone who annoys me.
M: And if a co-worker annoys you, what will you do?
S: Lady, I don't think you want to know the answer to that question.
M: *eyes widen* Okaaaay.... Describe your management style.
S: Do what I say or else.
M: *eye even wider* Or else what?
S: Or else you'll end up like Manfredi and Johnson.
M: Manfredi and who? Wait, I don't even want to know.
Let's ilipat on to your susunod question: What is your philosophy towards work?
S: Big businesses: don't ask tanong and the government won't.
M: I'm not even going to bother asking what you mean.
S: Good. It's safer that way.
M: Right. Now, are you willing to work overtime? Nights? Weekends?
S: Of course! Penguins never sleep. I can work 24/7.
------------------------------------------------------------
M: What would your nakaraan supervisor say your strongest point is?
K: My intelligence, obviously.
M: Do you consider yourself successful?
K: Very. Except when I'm not.
M: Uh...right...Why do you think you would do well at this job?
K: Well, my intelligence is slightly above average, but I don't like to brag.
M: Uh-huh... Tell me about a time when you helped resolve a dispute between others.
K: Well there was that time when the Churrosdefishenatizer got between us...
M: The what?
K: The Churrosdefishenatizer. When I invented it Skipper went a little crazy with the Furros.
M: I don't understa...Never mind. susunod question. What has been your biggest professional disappointment?
K: When my inventions blow up. *suppressed sob*
M: Riiiiiight.... Alright, Kowalski. Tell me about your ability to work under pressure.
K: *starts to sweat like crazy* Umm...uhh....
*five minutos later*
K: Uhhh.....
M: *starts tapping fingers impatiently*
K: AHH! I can't take the pressure! *runs out of room crying*
M: *starts scribbling words down on note pad* I guess that sagot my question.
-----------------------------------------------------------
M: Alright...uh..Julien. First que-
KJ: KING Julien to a commoner such as yourself.
M: Uuuuuuhh...okay...First question. Who do you admire most in life?
KJ: Pft! Myself of course. I mean, who is madami admiring than me?
M: Um....moving on...What made you interested in this job?
KJ: I heard there was this managering position and I am declaring that I am to be managering this establishment. Who better fit to be managing than the king?
M: *makes a note* I see....And what would be your first decree as manager?
KJ: To remove all of the things in the store that I don't like with the things that I do like.
M: Uuuuh.....yeah, I think this interview is over.
KJ: Over? Only I the king can declare this
interview to be over!
M: Sorry, but there is another man we think can fill the position in very well.
KJ: Who, but the king, can be weller?
M: *picks up paper* Uh, says here his name is Mort.
Mort: Yay me!
KJ: What?! Mort?! You will be taking this matter up with my lawyer!
Maurice: *approaches with briefcase* All hail King Julien! Case closed.
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M: Welcome, Rico. You wouldn't believe the crazy araw I'm having. Anyway, let's get on with this interview. How well do you get along with your co-workers?
R: Prsjgjt fiigj. *waves flipper around frantically*
M: Um, why did you leave you're last job?
R: Kaboom.
M: Kaboom? What do you mean?
R: *grunts* Alright! *pulls out TNT*
M: Wait--NO! *Manager runs out the building*
Thanks to link for co-writing this with me.
Skipper's nerdy best friend
I pag-ibig The Penguins of Madagascar!
The only tanong I ever ask are:
Why don't madami people watch this show?
Those who don't like it need a tread on the toe!
It's so good, it should have it's own day!
14th of July? or the 5th of May?
This ipakita is the ultimate key
to laughter, joy and NYC!
The madami I watch this show, the madami I see
the similarities between Mort and me!
I'm a sheep! Cockadoodledoo!
And I can be an easel, too!
I hope you all enjoyed this little rhyme!
Because, now, I've ran out of words that... rhyme.
The only tanong I ever ask are:
Why don't madami people watch this show?
Those who don't like it need a tread on the toe!
It's so good, it should have it's own day!
14th of July? or the 5th of May?
This ipakita is the ultimate key
to laughter, joy and NYC!
The madami I watch this show, the madami I see
the similarities between Mort and me!
I'm a sheep! Cockadoodledoo!
And I can be an easel, too!
I hope you all enjoyed this little rhyme!
Because, now, I've ran out of words that... rhyme.
