Penguins of Madagascar Article: Bada and Bing's mga panipi from "Best Laid Plantains" for CCCP2976

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Bada and Bing's mga panipi from "Best Laid Plantains" for CCCP2976

posted by 27Kowalski

Those are all Bada and Bing's mga panipi from the episode "Best Laid Plantains" for CCCP2976. Hope this will help you! :)

*from 01.07 to 01.09*

Bada: You can keep 'em.

*from 01.12 to 01.33*

Bing: This is true.

Bada: But today we got us some special: ???

Bing: Imma manuntok your mouth if you'll say such a thing!

Bada: Oh, these are african Plantains! From the old country!

Bing: Like Mama used to pick, sweet delicious gabagoo, a little piece of Heaven dancing on your tounge.

*from 04.30 to 04.33*

Bing: Hey, what was that for?!

Bada: Yo, We got us a situation.

*from 05.25 to 05.56*

Bing: Hey, you gotta ???

Bada: Yeah, we're ??? Some mook went away with all our Plantains!

Bing: Now we gotta find this mook and stomp him out!

Bada: And since we don't know who the mook is, we gotta stomp everybody.

Bing: Y'know, just to be sure.

*from 06.20 to 06.30*

Bing: That is some primal Lunacorn advise.

Bada: Yo, maybe the little birds got a point over here.

Bing: It's not like punches in everybody's gonna suddenly bringing back our Plantains. Right?

Bada: Right...

*from 06.53 to 06.56*

Bada: The otter!

Bing: And the lemur!

Bada: Stomp 'em!

*from 08.30 to 08.44*

Bada: Yo, I don't think you 2 are appreciating the gravity of the situation in which you currently find yourselves.

Bing: Yeah, the gravity or what not.

*from 09.25 to 09.27*

Bing: You ain't going nowhere!

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CCCP2976 Thank you! Your help is priceless for me. Check out a lot of POM episodes in our club at www.vk.com\penguins of madagascar!

27Kowalski ^No problem! Glad I could help you. :)

peacebaby7 Bada: And since we don't know who the mook is, we gotta stomp everybody. Bing: Y'know, just to be sure. My favorite out of all of these! XD

27Kowalski ^LOL! Mine, too! Bada and Bing are very funny sometimes! XD

peacebaby7 ^XD That is so, true. XD

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Celeste Chapter 1

posted by legendary7

A beautiful ibong dagat rested in her deep, shady domain. Lullabied sa pamamagitan ng the steady rythmn of the waves, she remained still. Her acute senses picked them up right away. They were coming for her, once again, and she knew it.
This time, it would be different, though: she would be free, or so she thought. It was what she had trained for, her whole hardshipped life.
In the deep ocean, she could see nothing. She relied on scent, instinct, strength, speed, stealth, and hearing alone. The bangka was coming toward her.
The usual bait they threw her, now seemed like only crumbs compared to her new diet. Her...

Stupid Crazy pag-ibig prebiyu

posted by peacebaby7

2001

"Do you, Amanda Claythorne, take this man to be your lawfully wedded husband?" Asked the preacher. "I do." Amanda sinabi happily. The preacher smiled. "And do you, Hans Gruber, take this woman to be your lawfully wedded wife?" Hans looked at his wife to be. "I do." He sinabi in his Danish accent. "Then sa pamamagitan ng the powers invested in me...I now pronounce you man and wife. You may halik your bride." The preacher announced. Amanda and Hans shared a kiss, and their mga kaibigan stood and clapped lightly.

3 Years Later...

Hans came running into the apartment, he was still wearing his military uniform, but it...

The Stuff Song (a songfic)

posted by werockz

Everyone went crazy including Skipper and Rico. the lemurs cannot stop. Just then, Private saw his CD that he downloaded from the internet. "Kowalski, I got an idea."Private briefly explained and Kowalski found it interesting.

Meanwhile, everyone went to the HQ. Suddenly, Private and Kowalski started the music.

Private: My hot dog's dead..

My pizza's dead.

My cupcake is dead.

Kowalski: Oh, uh, my doughnut's dead. My burger's dead.

My milkshake is dead.

Finn: All of our paborito foods

are totally dead.

They can not procreate in little pagkain beds.

We'll eat them up

and turn them into stuff.

Kowalski: And we'll cry over their graves,

but ya can't cry enough...

Private and Kowalski: When you miss someone you pag-ibig you can't cry enough.

Everyone stopped. The curse broke and everyone cheered for them even Skipper and Rico. Soon, they never forgot the araw ever again.

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The Black Death Chapter 3 hapunan

posted by legendary7

When they finally reached the yard, four penguins stood with their backs to them. Just that instant, all the penguins turned facing them. Their Expression were like female clones of their own. Skipper was stunned as the majestic leader glared at him. "Ramona, ..... um it's nice to see you, again." Skipper gulped hard. "I wish I could say the same. Well, I see you're late, as always." She rolled her eyes. "You know, I wasn't usually late." Skipper corrected. "For us, you are." She shot back. "If it's an apology you want, ... I have nothing to say." He concluded stalking off. "We're not done...

Till The Night Ends Chapter 9 O.O

posted by sweetyKneul

Private was in a forest. It was night. The full moon gave the trees an eerie glow. In addition, it was cold. Private looked around.
In the 2nd Level he had to fight alone. It seemed logical to look for the flag. His opponent would be evident. So he went into the dark forest.
Actually, he should be scared. All alone in a dark forest. But he felt oddly safe, the forest seemed to calm him down. He went deeper and deeper into the forest.
No sign of life. It was such as only he were here in the woods.
But he knew he wasn’t!
Somewhere behind the dark trees his enemy was waiting for him...he just knew...

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ibong dagat Bloopers: Kowalski (from Operation: Big Blue Marble)

posted by peacebaby7

Chrrosdefishinatizer: Take 1

Skipper: "...Yep! Won't be long till he comes bursting out of that room with a screwball device, with an unpronounceable name."

Private: "Then blows up."

Skipper: "That's a given."

Kowalski: *bursts out of lab* "I've done it! I have invented the Churrosdefishoeaofdl...UUGGH! You know this really is unpronounceable right!?"

Director: "Kowalski...We talked about this."

Kowalski: "Yeah, yeah. I know. Just suck it up & do the line."

Churrosdefishinatizer: Take 2

Skipper: "...Yep! Won't be long till he comes bursting out of that room with a screwball device, with an unpronounceable...

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The Black Death Chapter 2 A Cliffhanger

posted by legendary7

Rico climbed up the upuan and luggage, that was in his way to the brief false comfort of land. Kowalski wasn't far behind him. For them at that moment it was every ibong dagat for himself. Skipper soon made his way out, not realizing that one of his men was still in the death trap.
A frightened voice called out from the descending car. It was Skipper's worst nightmare. "Help, Skippah, don't let me fall!" Private yelped helplessly from the backseat, holding his lunacorn with his foot jammed and stuck under the crushing weight of all the luggage. "I'm stuck!" He cried.
Skipper lunged at the back of...

ibong dagat Bloopers: Kowalski (from Concrete Jungle Survival)

posted by peacebaby7

The Bus Called Graveyard 8: Take 1

Kowalski: "Pull up a upuan and set a spell while this spooky tale I relate. 'Bout the meanest mess of steel and wheels man never did create. The bus called Graveyard Eight."

Rico: ...

Kowalski: "Rico?"

Rico: ...

Kowalski: "Has anyone seen Rico?"

Rico: *snores*

Kowalski: "Uuuugh. He's sleeping behind the dumpsters again. Rico! Wake up!"

Rico: "WHAT! HIIIIIYAA!" *kicks Kowalski in the face*

Kowalski: "Oww!"

Rico: "Oh, sorry 'bout that."

The Bus Called Graveyard 8: Take 2

Kowalski: "Pull up a upuan and set a spell while this spooky tale I relate. 'Bout the meanest mess of...

ibong dagat Bloopers: Private & Rico (from Concrete Jungle Survival)

posted by peacebaby7

Any madami Advice?: Take 1

Skipper: "If all goes well, we'll see you alive at dawn. With the previously mentioned souvenir in hand."

Kowalski: "And if not...*sniffles*...You'll be...you'll be fine."

Private: "But wait! I-I'm not ready! *whine* Any madami advice, survival guide audio book?"

Tape Recorder: "This recording will self destruct...Right now..."

Rico: "AAAAAAAAAAAA!" *hits Private in the head with the baseball bat*

Private: "Owwww!" *pass out*

Any madami Advice?: Take 2

Private: "But wait! I-I'm not ready! *whine* Any madami advice, survival guide audio book?"

Tape Recorder: "This recording will self...

ibong dagat Bloopers: Private (from Skorca!)

posted by peacebaby7

Sugar High: Take 1

Private: "Too much sugar? What does Skipper know about sugar? I pag-ibig sugar & I'm the blestrecker, bleh! Sorry, mouth got dry."

Sugar High: Take 2

Private: "Too much sugar? What does Skipper know about sugar? I pag-ibig sugar & I'm the best reckon man ever! I see a apoy truck!...Or is it engine? Script!"

Sugar High: Take 3

Private: "Too much sugar? What does Skipper know about sugar? I pag-ibig sugar & I'm the best reckon man ever! I see a apoy engine! WEEWOOWEEWOO! Arrg, I'm a pirate! Wow! A caterpillar! My name backwards is...Wait, what is my name backwards?"

Sugar High:...

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madami Penguins of Madagascar Comedy

posted by queenpalm

Knock knock
Who's there?
Rico's bomb
Rico's b-
KABOOM
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(this joke takes place on Private's first araw at the zoo)
Private: Wow! This place is huge!
Kowalski: It really isn't that big.
Private: Who else lives here besides you and Skipper?
Kowalski: Rico, Johnson, and Manfridi.
Private: I like the name Rico. Tell me madami about him.
Kowalski: Well, he loves things that explode, he likes to make things explode, you can just say that he is an exploding machine!
Private: Is there a problem with that?
Kowalski: Yeah, no off button.
----------------------
What is black, white and red all over?
Skipper...

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The Chosen One (POM version) (Chapter 2)

posted by werockz

Chapter 2- Sailing to Antarctica

Private just ignored. He put up the flag and wore his life vest. "Wait! We will go with you."Skipper said. Private hesitated but sighed. "Fine but we are not eating isda or any thing. We'll only eat pastas, tsokolate balls and for drinks: milk."Private said. "Fine!"Marlene said. They wore their life vests. "But Julien has to stay here because the bangka might sink."Private smiled. "No!"Julien exclaimed. They left Julien and the bangka moved. At first, it was such a fine weather. The waves moved smoothly. The sun was shining and it was a perfect araw for sailing. Just...

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Okarah's Secret: Earth

posted by RockOnPenguin

Quick message: I wrote a prologue for this a while back, and now i'm finally gonna continue it! ^^ Enjoy!

Skipper and Marlene strolled sa pamamagitan ng until they found a sign in front of the entrance of a forest.
Skipper: "Here lies the forest of Earth's End. A temple to you it will send."
Marlene: What the heck could that mean?
Skipper: I don't know, but I know a cheesy riddle when I see one. Let's see what we can find in the forest.
Marlene and Skipper entered the dark Forest. They followed a path and suddenly it ended.
Marlene: Where should we go now?
Skipper: Hmm.....
Skipper looked around and found a lever...

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The Chosen One (POM version)

posted by werockz

Chapter 1: Mysterious Birthday
Part 1: Missing
---100 years ago--
All of the penguins of Glacier Park cheered for young Henry's bravery. Henry made his speech with his clever British voice.

Henry: First of all, thank you for the cheers and applause. This statue was remarkable and very unique. I only have one wish to my family. The real chosen one or the emperor of all penguins will save all humankind and mga hayop 100 years later. I just wish my descendant will try no matter what danger comes. Thank you.

When the penguins cheered, it was the start of a remarkable journey.

---100 years later---
It was...

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The Arena of Death Chapter 10

posted by legendary7

Note: Hey, peeps! I hope you are enjoying this story. I have really enjoyed Pagsulat this story. It gets really sad, and I even teared up typing this. Thanks so much for reading. You guys rock! ;) I'd appreciate some comments this time. Thanks so much!

A man stepped in the room, a whip and two muzzles in his hands. Cracking the whip, he sent all the penguins running, expect for Rico who just gain consciussness. The man lashed Rico's back and Rico turned to growl, but the man lashed at him more. Rico pounced up trying to attack the foe. Instead of reaching his objective, Rico was seized and hushed...

CYBERPUNK'D chapter 1

posted by WaffleCrazed

Lame pamagat is lame~
2nd November 2120, 11.35 am
It's going to be the 100th anniversary since the countries combined to make one big country, UNITY, with 4 main states; NorthStar, SouthCity, EastCavern and WestSide. 100 since Dictator fused them together and used a sinag gun to slow his aging. On himself. Sixteen years of my life had been under the same roof of that drunk who was my father. Two years, one week, 3 hours and 5 minutos I had been serving Dictator. The one who caused us this pain of living. There was snow almost all taon round. It was his fault.
Manfredi suggested after I escaped that...

Battle across Four Dementions chapter 19: Epilogue

posted by Penguinator

Chapter 19: Epilogue
It was time for a celebration. Pat would start off the party. (We are the Champions sa pamamagitan ng Queen)
I've paid my dues
Time after time
I've done my sentence
But committed no crime
And bad mistakes
I've made a few
I've had my share of sand kicked in my face
But I've come through

We are the champions - my friends
And we'll keep on fighting - till the end
We are the champions
We are the champions
No time for losers
'Cause we are the champions - of the world

I've taken my bows
And my curtain calls
You brought me fame and fortune
and everything that goes with it
I thank you all

But...

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The Arena of Death Chapter 4

posted by legendary7

Private's point of view:
I dashed to the hole, fighting the crowd, with their shoves and elbows. I immediately got on my tippy-toes and watched through the blemish. I told myself no matter who he was going against, I'd cheer for my dad. Then, his challenger, waddled out. At first, I thought I was imagining it. It couldn't be, It just couldn't. He was dead, but I was proven wrong when Skipper turned to look at me. He hastefully turned his head, and met my dad. His sorrowful eyes met mine again. I then heard the shot ring out. They both paused, Skipper closed his eyes as if in pain. Finally, he...

Battle across Four Dementions Chapter 5: Finding Gloria

posted by Penguinator

Chapter 5: Finding Gloria

It was a beautiful Saturday morning, just before sunrise. HONK! “Ow, what the gel was that all about?” Sly exclaimed. “Time to get up princess. The meeting is in twenty minutes, time to go.” Pat stated. “What about breakfast?” “Don’t worry about breakfast. The lemurs are supposed to be bringing fruits and other things. Don’t worry about it.” “Oh, what is with all the screaming?” Mumble, who was woken up sa pamamagitan ng Sly’s screaming, screamed. “Hey Pat, will you wake Ramon up for me?” “Yeah, I will.”

A few minutos later, Ramon was still fast...

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The Arena of Death Chapter 1:

posted by legendary7

The penguins were asleep in their bunks, but whispers from outside the habitat caught Private's attention. His eyes opened wide instantly. He leaped down and scanned his sleeping mga kaibigan to see if they were awake.
P: "Kowalski, are you awake?"
K: "What is it, Private?"
P: "I thought I heard some one outside."
K: "Tell Skipper."
P: "Skippah,"
S: "Private! I'm trying to sleep!"
P: "Sorry, Skippah."
S: "Ugh, alright, Rico."
R: "Wah?"
S: "Go out and paghahanap for anything suspicious."
R: "Aye, aye,"
Rico waddled out sleepishly. As soon as Rico climbed out of the hatch and on tuktok of the island, he let out a unalarmed...