Penguins of Madagascar Article: Penguins of madagascar battle phrases:)

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posted by spmana123

This is battle phrases that they would say if they were beginning to battle:)

Skipper:"your here to challenge me? Heh, alright then...."

Kowlaksi:"by my calculations....your going to lose this battle...

Private:"don't let my age and cuteness full you! I'm gonna tear you apart!"

Rico:"your gonna wish you never even looked at me...heheh..."

Julien:"my dance moves will make me win this battle!"

daga king:"I'm going to crush your neck with one strike.."

Fred:"ugh.....who are you again?..."

Marlene:"your going down! I guarantee it!"

Roger:"do we really have to fight? Ok, if you want your life over..."

Hanz:"this battle will be easy...just like Denmark!"

Johnson:"heh....this will be a great warm-up"

Manfredi:"don't look away for one second... Or you could lose a body part..."

Blowhole:"I'm gonna crush all of you!"

Mort:"I may be small...but my punches pack like a cinder bloc to your face!"

Maurice:"the king will be angry if I lose! That's why I must win!"

Tell me what you think:D

LoveCartoons25 and mostar1219 like this

mostar1219 The funny think about manfredi's is that he has a peg leg. Marlene's sounds like the announcer for the "men's warehouse" commercial. Rico's actually talking. And mort sounds like he actually knows what he's talking about!

LucasRonaldo Jajajajaja, it's amazing! :D

LoveCartoons25 Cool! XD Rico... can talk? And Manfredi and Johnson... what? XD

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Omigosh a DRIVING PENGUIN!!!

added by Bluepenguin

Source: The Nawawala Treasure Of The Golden ardilya

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S.O.S!!

added by mixmaster15

Source: Mixmaster15

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'Cause They're Cool Like That

added by Bluepenguin

Source: In The Line of Doody

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Big Headed Kowalski

added by hanz1192

Source: Brain Dead

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THE EVIL PIRATE, KOWALSKI [dead or alive poster]

added by yokaisummoner

Source: yokaisummoner & Blue_Vanilla

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OWW!!!!!

added by Bluepenguin

Source: I was a ibong dagat Zombie

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You got kendi stuck in your blowhole!

added by Bluepenguin

Source: Dr. Blowhole's Revenge

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BAck of PoM cheerio's box

added by JediPenguin16

Source: me

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Surfing!

added by PenguinXXX

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Watch that crab, Kowalski!

added by PenguinXXX

A Teeny, Tiny Disaster (Sneek Peek Preview)(A POMfan17286 Fanfiction)

posted by Skipperlovah258

prebiyu of Upcoming Chapter 22:

“Hurry! It’s closing!” yelled Private, the strain ringing clearly from his voice. He grunted, straining his flipper muscles as he tried his best to keep the slowly closing tomb open for the Doberman army’s entrapment. Whatever was going on with the sarcophagus; it was really putting up a fight.

The ancient carvings on the coffin’s doors glowed once more; only this time, a bright, neon blue. The beams of topaz radiance streamed outward in various directions, stretching all the way to the cave entrance; where some of the rays bounced gracefully off the...

POM Group Therapy (spoof of collegehumor's "Cereal Mascots Therapy Session")

posted by mostar1219

Some of the characters from POM are in a group therapy room and I'm the therapist.
Me: Glad to see everyone here. Who'd like to begin?
P: Well, i'd like to say that I've stopped hanging around with Mort and I haven't touched a mani mantikilya winky since June 3rd. (the others clap)
Me: 3 weeks sober. Impressive. How does it feel?
P: Well, there has been constant RINGING IN MY EARS and it feels as though my body is devouring itself from the inside! (getting ready to slap himself in the face)
K: Be strong, young Private. I know what it's like to be addictive to enjoyment.
KJ: (muttering) Psychotic scientist....

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Tales from the Madagascar- The Chicken Who Brought the Mangoes

posted by KingJulienXIII

One day, a long long time ago, there was a great king. His name was King Julien. Not ME King Julien, a different one. Eh, I think he was my... great great great great great great greatr grandfather. Wait, was that too many greats? I think it was... nevermind. This King Julien was King Julien the Fifth, or King Julien V in fancy talk. He was not as great as me, but he came pretty close! He ruled over his kingdom with justice, and most of all, courage.
Everything was fantabulous, and the harvest was full of the bounties, so all of the lemurs decided to have a party. But this was not the usual...

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Where I Belong Chapter 4: An Unexpected Uproar In The Colony

posted by legendary7

Damion's eyes were as wide as his jaw that had dropped in terror. His tight gripp loosened until Private fell to the icy ground.
D: "Dad! Dad!"
Damion fled like a coward, but Private couldn't blame him. Jeff raced up and they both ran for their lives.
A: "Private, are you okay?!"
She pushed through the paniced crowd to Private, but she still couldn't reach him. All she could do was watch in terror as he laid on the ground getting trampled sa pamamagitan ng the absentminded, frightened crowd.
S: "Private?! Private?!"
Private got on his flippers, but struggled to get to his feet. Then he heard her angelic voice,...

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Shining PoM (Parody) Chapter: 2

posted by legendary7

Kowalski paid no attention to the others.
S: "Kowalski, are you okay, soldier?"
K: "Oh, of course, Skipper, because everybody loves having their plans demolished!"
Usually Skipper would have punished Kowalski for this untypical outburst, but he took pity on the fatigued penguin.
P: "Well, we could do something together inside. Maybe, cards or-"
K: "No! Leave me to my work!"
P: "But it won't be any fun without you, Kowalski."
Kowalski frustratedly gathered his stuff and stormed out. Private looked at Skipper sadly.
R: "Whao!"
S: "Don't worry, Private you did nothing wrong."
R: "hggstgsgysdd safgys dgyah?"...

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The Private Who Cried lobo Chapter 5

posted by legendary7

Eventually the sun went down, but Skipper and Private were still asleep. It wasn't long after that when Skipper woke.
S: "Private?"
Private suddenly awoke and yawned.
S: "Private, you need to go."
P: "Why? You won't hurt me."
S: "I think you should stay away from me ... just until Kowalski comes up with a cure."
P: "Skipper, I can't .."
S: "We don't have a choice."
P: "Yes, we do."
S: "What do you mean?"
P: "Skipper, bite me."
S: "No, Private. You need to go. It's clear I've done enough sa pamamagitan ng putting those thoughts in your head."
P: "But you didn't!"
S: "Then who did?"
P: "I had a dream it happened."
Skipper...

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Goodbye Private Chapter 9: An Important Desicion

posted by legendary7

Note: This is the concluding chapter. I've really had a good time Pagsulat this fanfiction. Thanks to all of your awesome comments. After this I plan to post another one.

They all remained hugging, until Nigel realized a primary detail in their triumph missing. The Red ardilya had escaped! Only he was unoblivious to this.
S: "I'm so proud of you, Young Private. You're a hero."
P: "Well, I must have got that from you, Skippa. I'm sorry for arguing with you. Are you mad at me for running away?"
S: "No, Private you saved my life. How could I be mad at you for that, now?"
Private smiled an enormous...

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Breaking The Curse: Chapter 1 (WARNING! Skilene :D)

posted by WolfHeart23

This is a story about Marlene's wild side... And how she gets it cured. (My first Fanfic)
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-Marlene's point of view-

Here I am... Sitting in my habitat. Heh. madami like a cave, or a prison... It gets lonely around here, especially at night. That's when I get the urge to go take a walk in Central Park, maybe with a friend... But I can't. It's too much for me to handle. All the freedom is so intense, it scares me. I freak out... And turn into a crazy, foaming, psychopath. And when I'm like that, I don't think. I'm just like...

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Johnathon Nguyen's Review for "When the Chips are Down" and "Operation: Good Deed"

posted by karenkook

Operation: Good Deed - After seeing a kid perform a good deed (and preaching about it to an annoyed Alice), the Penguins are inspired to do good deeds themselves with the other zoo animals. In order to do that good deed, they must take part in a series of trades with the zoo animals, thanks to King Julien. Even if they are successful, does that mean that they are done performing good deeds for the day?

When the Chips Are Down - Mort wants his Cheesy-Bits! Even if it means trapping Private in the vending machine with him. After an almost-thorough paghahanap of the zoo turns up nothing, King Julien...

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Kowalski - Boyfriend (Lyrics)

posted by NYCPenguins

Kowalski...

Big Tim Rush's Song 'Boyfriend'! But Kowalski decided to sing this for Doris, the Dolphin. Enjoy!

Kowalski:
Your Boy, Boy B-B-B-B-B-Boyfriend.
Your Boy, Boy B-B-B-B-B-Boyfriend.
Your Boy, Boy B-B-B-B-B-Boyfriend.
Your Boy, Boy B-B-B-B-B-Boyfriend.

Have you ever had the feeling your Drawn to Someone?
Yeah!
And there isn’t anything they could of sinabi or Done.
And everyday I see you on your own,
And I can’t believe that you're alone.
But I overheard your Girls, and this is what they said.
Looking for a looking, for that your looking for a Boyfriend.
I see that, give me time now you know I’m gonna be...