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"Breaking news!" the tall, blonde haired news reporter exclaimed. "I'm live to you, from the Arctic! Today, November 26th, 2004, there was an avalanche, spreading across the great portion of a mountain! Luckily, there was only person in its path, and he is only suffering minor injuries. Here he is now!"
Now there was a man, the same man that the group of Arctic mga hayop had saved from the avalanche. The blonde reporter held her microphone up and asked: "How did you manage to get out of that with only a broken nose?"
The man, who still seemed traumatized from what had happened earlier that day, replied in short. "I was saved... Saved sa pamamagitan ng a crazy group of... Baby animals..."
The reporter took the microphone back. "And there you have it, folks! A man saved from an avalanche sa pamamagitan ng a group of baby arctic animals!"
A few days later...
"Breaking news!" the reporter sinabi again. "I'm live it you from the Central Park Zoo! Today, December 5th, 2004, the zoo will unveil the new penguins exhibit, featuring the baby penguins named Manfredi, Johnson, Rico, Kowalski, Skipper and Private! Now, we'll interview a zookeeper!"
There was a young, red haired and bored looking zookeeper standing, as the microphone was shoved into her face. "What's your opinion on the new ibong dagat exhibit?" The reporter asked.
"Meh. madami mga hayop to feed. I still like the octopus better." the zookeeper said, droningly.
"And there you have it, folks! The new penguins are a waste of food, and the octopus is better!"
Several days later...
"Breaking News!" the blonde reporter appeared again. "I'm live from the San Diego Zoo! Today, December 8th, 2004, the Central Park zoo's famous octopus, Dave, was just transferred to the San Diego Zoo sa pamamagitan ng public request to make the ibong dagat habitat bigger! While back in New York, the penguin's grand appearance has greatly increased thee zoo's ratings! Now we will interview another zookeeper!"
The microphone was dropped into the hand if an older zookeeper man. "What is your opinion on the new octopus exhibit?" the reporter asked.
"Well, it's nice and dandy. Though, I think we're also getting a ibong dagat exhibit pretty soon." the zookeeper said, with a smile.
"And there you have it, folks! A nice and dandy octopus exhibit and ibong dagat to be moved in!"
Several months later...
"Breaking news!" the reporter shouted into her microphone. "I'm live from a Lego factory! Today, February 19, 2005, a 3D printer was stolen from inside the factory! It wasn't just any 3D printer, though! It was unused, and therefore it was able to make anything that can be 3D printed instead of just Legos! Now, a factory worker will answer some tanong about what just happened!"
The brunette factory worker grabbed the microphone. "What is-" the reporter started.
"There was a bear!" the factory worker shouted. "And a wolf! And an owl! And a seal! They jumped in through the ceiling and took it away right before I put the molds in it!!!"
The reporter tugged the microphone back. "And there you have it, folks! A group of Arctic mga hayop swooped in and grabbed the 3D printer!"
Several days later...
"Breaking news!" the reporter shouted, over the noise of the area. "We are once again live from the San Diego Zoo! Today, February 23rd, 2005, a ibong dagat exhibit made a grand opening! Not just that, but the old New York City famous octopus who was moved here was moved to another zoo to make ibong dagat habitat bigger! Now, we will interview the new ibong dagat trainer!"
They threw the microphone into the habitat, the man in it caught it and held it up. "What do you have to say about-" the reporter began to say.
"I'm the new ibong dagat trainer!" the man sinabi in delight. "What better job than this! None whatsoever!"
"What do you think about the transfer if the octopus!"
"These penguins are so much better!" He threw the microphone back, and the blonde reporter failed to catch it.
Regardless, she said: "And there you have it, folks! There's no better job than being a ibong dagat trainer, and penguins are better than octopuses!"
Several months later...
"I'm live from Central Park! A few hours nakaraan on June 27, 2005, there has been a large explosion in the park! This isn't the first one, there have been many smaller ones! This one took out a popular bench, dedicated to the park sa pamamagitan ng the Central Park Zoo! Most people claim it too be a group of evil teenagers, but let's ask the witnesses!"
"There was a group of penguins! 6 penguins!" one witness recalled.
"They had a black ball bomb! The Central Park zoo penguins had a bomb!" another witness claimed.
"I don't remember, I just remember adorable little black and white birds running away from the explosion." sinabi one witness.
The reporter smiled, back on camera. "And there you have it, folks! The six adorable Central Park Zoo penguins had a bomb and blew up a bench!"
Just a few months later...
"Breaking news! Over the course of the year, 2005, many madami ibong dagat exhibits have opened countrywide! Newfound ibong dagat mga manliligaw are welcome to come and see this adorable balls of fluff!" The cute blonde reporter directed the camera over to the ibong dagat habitat of the zoo they where in. "Look at those fluffy balls of adorableness! Don't you just want to hug them!"
"The octopus..." sinabi a muffled voice from behind the camera.
"Right! And Dave the octopus makes his way around the country, as ibong dagat habitats are to be made bigger and bigger to fit madami fluffy balls of adorableness! Penguins!" the reporter cheered in glee, looking over at the cute penguins wobbling around in their enclosure.
A taon later...
"Breaking news! I'm live to you from Tokyo, where today, May 20th, 2006, a UFO was spotted! That's not too uncommon for this area, they will regularly see them pass by. But this one might not be a UFO, it could be something even weirder! Here, we have a witness!"
The witness, a young teenaged girl, happily took the microphone and announced: "It wasn't a UFO, it was a seal! There was a tiny selyo flying in a hovercraft!"
The reporter took back the microphone to ask a question. "How do you know that?"
"Well, it was flying and had a selyo inside it. I don't think aliens look like seals."
"And there you have it, folks! There was a UFO, but it was actually a selyo in a hovercraft!"
A while later...
"Breaking news! I'm live from the Central Park Zoo, where yesterday, February 4th, 2007, two penguins went missing! No one knows what happened to them, but it is reported they ran away, so be alerting for the missing penguins! Also, on a completely unrelated note, the famous Coney Island ipakita dolphin, Flippy, Nawawala an eye in one if his 'Ring of Fire' shows. But he's still performing!"
A few days later...
"Breaking News! The dolphin, Flippy, has been reported missing! Today, February 7th, 2007, the paghahanap for him continues. It is sinabi that this famous dolpin was stolen because he couldn't have walked away, as dolphins can't walk on land. Also, on a completely unrelated note, a Segway is missing from the storage room on Coney Island."
A taon later...
"Breaking news!" The blonde reporter was back. "I'm live from The Central Park Zoo, where today, March 4th, 2008, there is a brand new lemur habitat! It consists of three lemurs, named Julien, Maurice, and Mort! Directly from Madagascar, they sure if seem to enjoy the publicity!"
The reporter moved out of the way do you could see the new lemurs. They were dancing to some music from an old, large radio while a large crowd cheered then on. "We will now interview a zookeeper on this!"
The same red-haired zookeeper as before got the microphone thrust into her hand. She sighed. "What is your opinion on the new lemur habitat?" the reporter asked.
"Well, I'm annoyed. They haven't stopped playing the music all day."
"And there you have it, folks! Lemurs are annoying and haven't stopped playing music!"
Several months later...
"Breaking news! I'm once again live from the Central Park Zoo, where today, November 4th, 2008, a new hayop ng oter was transferred! Everyone seems to be welcoming her with open arms! We will now interview a zookeeper on her opinion of the new animal!"
The reporter tried to give the red haired zookeeper the microphone again, but it was pushed away.
"No madami interviews." the zookeeper sinabi in a droning voice.
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6 years later...
"Breaking news!" the blonde haired reporter was gone, and instead there was the famous New York reporter, Chuck Charles. "An island off the coast of Seaville has exploded. No one was injured, but cleaning up the rubble may take a couple of days. Stay tuned to find out what caused the explosion. And now, today's, November 26, 2014, weather!"
"Breaking news!" the tall, blonde haired news reporter exclaimed. "I'm live to you, from the Arctic! Today, November 26th, 2004, there was an avalanche, spreading across the great portion of a mountain! Luckily, there was only person in its path, and he is only suffering minor injuries. Here he is now!"
Now there was a man, the same man that the group of Arctic mga hayop had saved from the avalanche. The blonde reporter held her microphone up and asked: "How did you manage to get out of that with only a broken nose?"
The man, who still seemed traumatized from what had happened earlier that day, replied in short. "I was saved... Saved sa pamamagitan ng a crazy group of... Baby animals..."
The reporter took the microphone back. "And there you have it, folks! A man saved from an avalanche sa pamamagitan ng a group of baby arctic animals!"
A few days later...
"Breaking news!" the reporter sinabi again. "I'm live it you from the Central Park Zoo! Today, December 5th, 2004, the zoo will unveil the new penguins exhibit, featuring the baby penguins named Manfredi, Johnson, Rico, Kowalski, Skipper and Private! Now, we'll interview a zookeeper!"
There was a young, red haired and bored looking zookeeper standing, as the microphone was shoved into her face. "What's your opinion on the new ibong dagat exhibit?" The reporter asked.
"Meh. madami mga hayop to feed. I still like the octopus better." the zookeeper said, droningly.
"And there you have it, folks! The new penguins are a waste of food, and the octopus is better!"
Several days later...
"Breaking News!" the blonde reporter appeared again. "I'm live from the San Diego Zoo! Today, December 8th, 2004, the Central Park zoo's famous octopus, Dave, was just transferred to the San Diego Zoo sa pamamagitan ng public request to make the ibong dagat habitat bigger! While back in New York, the penguin's grand appearance has greatly increased thee zoo's ratings! Now we will interview another zookeeper!"
The microphone was dropped into the hand if an older zookeeper man. "What is your opinion on the new octopus exhibit?" the reporter asked.
"Well, it's nice and dandy. Though, I think we're also getting a ibong dagat exhibit pretty soon." the zookeeper said, with a smile.
"And there you have it, folks! A nice and dandy octopus exhibit and ibong dagat to be moved in!"
Several months later...
"Breaking news!" the reporter shouted into her microphone. "I'm live from a Lego factory! Today, February 19, 2005, a 3D printer was stolen from inside the factory! It wasn't just any 3D printer, though! It was unused, and therefore it was able to make anything that can be 3D printed instead of just Legos! Now, a factory worker will answer some tanong about what just happened!"
The brunette factory worker grabbed the microphone. "What is-" the reporter started.
"There was a bear!" the factory worker shouted. "And a wolf! And an owl! And a seal! They jumped in through the ceiling and took it away right before I put the molds in it!!!"
The reporter tugged the microphone back. "And there you have it, folks! A group of Arctic mga hayop swooped in and grabbed the 3D printer!"
Several days later...
"Breaking news!" the reporter shouted, over the noise of the area. "We are once again live from the San Diego Zoo! Today, February 23rd, 2005, a ibong dagat exhibit made a grand opening! Not just that, but the old New York City famous octopus who was moved here was moved to another zoo to make ibong dagat habitat bigger! Now, we will interview the new ibong dagat trainer!"
They threw the microphone into the habitat, the man in it caught it and held it up. "What do you have to say about-" the reporter began to say.
"I'm the new ibong dagat trainer!" the man sinabi in delight. "What better job than this! None whatsoever!"
"What do you think about the transfer if the octopus!"
"These penguins are so much better!" He threw the microphone back, and the blonde reporter failed to catch it.
Regardless, she said: "And there you have it, folks! There's no better job than being a ibong dagat trainer, and penguins are better than octopuses!"
Several months later...
"I'm live from Central Park! A few hours nakaraan on June 27, 2005, there has been a large explosion in the park! This isn't the first one, there have been many smaller ones! This one took out a popular bench, dedicated to the park sa pamamagitan ng the Central Park Zoo! Most people claim it too be a group of evil teenagers, but let's ask the witnesses!"
"There was a group of penguins! 6 penguins!" one witness recalled.
"They had a black ball bomb! The Central Park zoo penguins had a bomb!" another witness claimed.
"I don't remember, I just remember adorable little black and white birds running away from the explosion." sinabi one witness.
The reporter smiled, back on camera. "And there you have it, folks! The six adorable Central Park Zoo penguins had a bomb and blew up a bench!"
Just a few months later...
"Breaking news! Over the course of the year, 2005, many madami ibong dagat exhibits have opened countrywide! Newfound ibong dagat mga manliligaw are welcome to come and see this adorable balls of fluff!" The cute blonde reporter directed the camera over to the ibong dagat habitat of the zoo they where in. "Look at those fluffy balls of adorableness! Don't you just want to hug them!"
"The octopus..." sinabi a muffled voice from behind the camera.
"Right! And Dave the octopus makes his way around the country, as ibong dagat habitats are to be made bigger and bigger to fit madami fluffy balls of adorableness! Penguins!" the reporter cheered in glee, looking over at the cute penguins wobbling around in their enclosure.
A taon later...
"Breaking news! I'm live to you from Tokyo, where today, May 20th, 2006, a UFO was spotted! That's not too uncommon for this area, they will regularly see them pass by. But this one might not be a UFO, it could be something even weirder! Here, we have a witness!"
The witness, a young teenaged girl, happily took the microphone and announced: "It wasn't a UFO, it was a seal! There was a tiny selyo flying in a hovercraft!"
The reporter took back the microphone to ask a question. "How do you know that?"
"Well, it was flying and had a selyo inside it. I don't think aliens look like seals."
"And there you have it, folks! There was a UFO, but it was actually a selyo in a hovercraft!"
A while later...
"Breaking news! I'm live from the Central Park Zoo, where yesterday, February 4th, 2007, two penguins went missing! No one knows what happened to them, but it is reported they ran away, so be alerting for the missing penguins! Also, on a completely unrelated note, the famous Coney Island ipakita dolphin, Flippy, Nawawala an eye in one if his 'Ring of Fire' shows. But he's still performing!"
A few days later...
"Breaking News! The dolphin, Flippy, has been reported missing! Today, February 7th, 2007, the paghahanap for him continues. It is sinabi that this famous dolpin was stolen because he couldn't have walked away, as dolphins can't walk on land. Also, on a completely unrelated note, a Segway is missing from the storage room on Coney Island."
A taon later...
"Breaking news!" The blonde reporter was back. "I'm live from The Central Park Zoo, where today, March 4th, 2008, there is a brand new lemur habitat! It consists of three lemurs, named Julien, Maurice, and Mort! Directly from Madagascar, they sure if seem to enjoy the publicity!"
The reporter moved out of the way do you could see the new lemurs. They were dancing to some music from an old, large radio while a large crowd cheered then on. "We will now interview a zookeeper on this!"
The same red-haired zookeeper as before got the microphone thrust into her hand. She sighed. "What is your opinion on the new lemur habitat?" the reporter asked.
"Well, I'm annoyed. They haven't stopped playing the music all day."
"And there you have it, folks! Lemurs are annoying and haven't stopped playing music!"
Several months later...
"Breaking news! I'm once again live from the Central Park Zoo, where today, November 4th, 2008, a new hayop ng oter was transferred! Everyone seems to be welcoming her with open arms! We will now interview a zookeeper on her opinion of the new animal!"
The reporter tried to give the red haired zookeeper the microphone again, but it was pushed away.
"No madami interviews." the zookeeper sinabi in a droning voice.
/Error Error Warning The susunod 6 Years Footage Will Not be Shown Due to there Being too Many Reports and the Reader Already Knows What Happens\
6 years later...
"Breaking news!" the blonde haired reporter was gone, and instead there was the famous New York reporter, Chuck Charles. "An island off the coast of Seaville has exploded. No one was injured, but cleaning up the rubble may take a couple of days. Stay tuned to find out what caused the explosion. And now, today's, November 26, 2014, weather!"
Alex: gee santa does't com early skipper and the penguins come skipper: kolwaski where are we kolwaski: at a house
And downstairs is a subway sation Alex just stands there
Alex: who are you? Skipper just looks at Alex. Alex: hm hello? Skipper: oh yeah I am skipper and that's kolwaski, private and Rico Alex: oh right kolwaski, private and Rico go downstairs Alex and. Skipper look at each other then I look up there a misltoe Alex looks up and then looks at Skipper
Then they kissed kolwaski, private and Rico looks at them
Then the break Alex: well I should get back to pagbaba skipper: what are you reading? Alex: I am pagbaba the hunger games skipper: I read the whole book Alex: really can you tell me what happens at the end skipper: nope Alex: come on
Alex: fell asleep on skipper' s shoulder
And downstairs is a subway sation Alex just stands there
Alex: who are you? Skipper just looks at Alex. Alex: hm hello? Skipper: oh yeah I am skipper and that's kolwaski, private and Rico Alex: oh right kolwaski, private and Rico go downstairs Alex and. Skipper look at each other then I look up there a misltoe Alex looks up and then looks at Skipper
Then they kissed kolwaski, private and Rico looks at them
Then the break Alex: well I should get back to pagbaba skipper: what are you reading? Alex: I am pagbaba the hunger games skipper: I read the whole book Alex: really can you tell me what happens at the end skipper: nope Alex: come on
Alex: fell asleep on skipper' s shoulder
Once in a kingdom a king and qween wanted a child. Fanely there wish came true. a girl was born. they named her marlene wich ment young princess.to calabraght the long awhited birth they trow a party.the hayop ng oter king's friend a king himself deside to sumali there kingdoms togheter as one sa pamamagitan ng batroghting prince tamon to princess marlene.then 3 good frieses came two gave the gifts of bueaty and song.the 3rd one was about to give her gift when a evil sorrseres came. her name was jane.she was the only one oninvited. she siad that before the sun sat on marlene's 28th birthday marlene would prick her finger on the spindel and die.the 3rd good sorrsores give her gift that if this withs spell was to come true that marlene will not die but sleep tell true loves halik wakes her up.
END OF PART !
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continuing from ch. 2............
kitka iz totaly tired
ki: pufff hufff pufff huffff how long is this gona take??!?!?!?!
dr.b: not long!
ki: thanks,...
dr.b: no realy your hear
ki:..........
dr.b: >:( your- hear.
ki: look pal, unless you can tell me where dr.blowholes lair is i dont think-
dr.b: I AM DR. BLOWHOLE!~!!!!!!!
KI: oh! what are you doing this far from your lair.-
dr.b: YOU ARE HEAR YOU LITTLE NITWIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
K: :,( your scaring me !!! waaaahaa!!!
dr.b: the worst ,........ OK!!! sorry sorry
ki: "sniff"
dr,b:our first lesson,........ how to GET revenge
kitka iz totaly tired
ki: pufff hufff pufff huffff how long is this gona take??!?!?!?!
dr.b: not long!
ki: thanks,...
dr.b: no realy your hear
ki:..........
dr.b: >:( your- hear.
ki: look pal, unless you can tell me where dr.blowholes lair is i dont think-
dr.b: I AM DR. BLOWHOLE!~!!!!!!!
KI: oh! what are you doing this far from your lair.-
dr.b: YOU ARE HEAR YOU LITTLE NITWIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
K: :,( your scaring me !!! waaaahaa!!!
dr.b: the worst ,........ OK!!! sorry sorry
ki: "sniff"
dr,b:our first lesson,........ how to GET revenge
Kam did a mad karate-chop into a nearby tree. The boys fell out! " You didn't SEE ANYTHING!" Skipper sinabi in despiration. Then the boys run away. "Let's go girls! We don't need Lilly anymore!" Just as Lilly opens her beak to protest, The plane takes off and her mga kaibigan leave.
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THAT NIGHT!
Marlene is trying her best to cheer Lilly up. Nothing would work! " Come on Lilly, you haven't sinabi a word all day! How about we gossip about boys!" Marlene asks with a friendly tone of voice. "No. Im just gonna go back to my habitat and sleep." Lilly replied. She leaves Marlene's habitat. Lilly had Nawawala her four closest mga kaibigan within a five araw time period . She deserves to sleep this off.
THE END!
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THAT NIGHT!
Marlene is trying her best to cheer Lilly up. Nothing would work! " Come on Lilly, you haven't sinabi a word all day! How about we gossip about boys!" Marlene asks with a friendly tone of voice. "No. Im just gonna go back to my habitat and sleep." Lilly replied. She leaves Marlene's habitat. Lilly had Nawawala her four closest mga kaibigan within a five araw time period . She deserves to sleep this off.
THE END!