“I Insist”
September 27, 2014
“All right, men. I want a perimeter. Make it fast, make it wide, and make it where you can see everything, but nothing can see you,” Skipper ordered the team in Central Park. “On my mar —”
“Hey, aren’t you those penguins from the aquarium?” Fred interrupted as he approached them.
Skipper rolled his eyes. “Zoo, actually. What do you want, Fred? We’re in the middle of something,” he asked impatiently.
“Yeah, I’m in the middle of something too. I think it’s called Central Park. Anyway, I was just wondering, is that hayop ng oter friend of yours still single?” he asked in his slow monotone.
Skipper cocked an eyebrow and exchanged a glance with the team. “Yes, why?” he answered slowly.
“Oh, I was just hoping maybe we could give it another shot. My Granny says I need a lady friend, so I guess I need a lady friend,” he explained distantly.
Skipper narrowed his eyes. “I don’t think so,” he sinabi slowly. “I don’t think your Marlene’s type.”
“Type of what? Squirrel?” Fred asked.
Skipper rolled his eyes. “Yes, Fred. You’re not her type of squirrel. If you don’t mind, we’re trying to engage in something very important, not to mention classified,” he said, turning back to his team.
“Are you sure she doesn’t —”
“I’m sure!” Skipper said, turning back to him. “She’s not interested in you and that’s that. Now, leave us — and her — alone.”
Fred sighed. “Well, it was worth a shot. See you later,” he sinabi as he turned and headed back toward his tree.
When Skipper turned back to his men, they were all staring at him with inquisitive expressions.
“What was that all about?” Kowalski asked.
“If you weren’t paying attention, I don’t feel like explaining it,” Skipper sinabi with a roll of his eyes.
“No, I think Kowalski means what was that about?” Private said. “Don’t you think Marlene should be the one to decide who’s her type or not?”
“Well, it is, but I happen to know that Marlene’s made it clear she doesn’t want that kind of relationship with Fred. What’s your point?” Skipper asked impatiently.
“You just seemed very determined to get him to stay away from Marlene. Don’t you think you were rather firm?” Kowalski suggested.
“No, I don’t. If you’re not firm with someone like Fred, you’ll never get your point across,” Skipper insisted. “Now, I believe I asked for a perimeter.”
The team exchanged a glance, and with a smile, they started fanning out.
“Hey, why are you three smiling? This is not an amusing exercise! I order you three to frown or you’ll be doing laps until you drop!” he called as they parted ways, ignoring him. Skipper folded his flippers over his chest. “Sure showed them.”
September 27, 2014
“All right, men. I want a perimeter. Make it fast, make it wide, and make it where you can see everything, but nothing can see you,” Skipper ordered the team in Central Park. “On my mar —”
“Hey, aren’t you those penguins from the aquarium?” Fred interrupted as he approached them.
Skipper rolled his eyes. “Zoo, actually. What do you want, Fred? We’re in the middle of something,” he asked impatiently.
“Yeah, I’m in the middle of something too. I think it’s called Central Park. Anyway, I was just wondering, is that hayop ng oter friend of yours still single?” he asked in his slow monotone.
Skipper cocked an eyebrow and exchanged a glance with the team. “Yes, why?” he answered slowly.
“Oh, I was just hoping maybe we could give it another shot. My Granny says I need a lady friend, so I guess I need a lady friend,” he explained distantly.
Skipper narrowed his eyes. “I don’t think so,” he sinabi slowly. “I don’t think your Marlene’s type.”
“Type of what? Squirrel?” Fred asked.
Skipper rolled his eyes. “Yes, Fred. You’re not her type of squirrel. If you don’t mind, we’re trying to engage in something very important, not to mention classified,” he said, turning back to his team.
“Are you sure she doesn’t —”
“I’m sure!” Skipper said, turning back to him. “She’s not interested in you and that’s that. Now, leave us — and her — alone.”
Fred sighed. “Well, it was worth a shot. See you later,” he sinabi as he turned and headed back toward his tree.
When Skipper turned back to his men, they were all staring at him with inquisitive expressions.
“What was that all about?” Kowalski asked.
“If you weren’t paying attention, I don’t feel like explaining it,” Skipper sinabi with a roll of his eyes.
“No, I think Kowalski means what was that about?” Private said. “Don’t you think Marlene should be the one to decide who’s her type or not?”
“Well, it is, but I happen to know that Marlene’s made it clear she doesn’t want that kind of relationship with Fred. What’s your point?” Skipper asked impatiently.
“You just seemed very determined to get him to stay away from Marlene. Don’t you think you were rather firm?” Kowalski suggested.
“No, I don’t. If you’re not firm with someone like Fred, you’ll never get your point across,” Skipper insisted. “Now, I believe I asked for a perimeter.”
The team exchanged a glance, and with a smile, they started fanning out.
“Hey, why are you three smiling? This is not an amusing exercise! I order you three to frown or you’ll be doing laps until you drop!” he called as they parted ways, ignoring him. Skipper folded his flippers over his chest. “Sure showed them.”
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"Kowalski," sinabi Skipper "were going to Dads house."
"Is that bad?" asked Kowalski anxiously.
Skipper nodded.
***
They arrived at a large house. It had a sign on the door that sinabi TO BE CONTINUED
Sorry I'm sick of Pagsulat right now. I need to make this longer.
~~~,~~~~••••••••••• shaps. You don't have to read this
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"Kowalski," sinabi Skipper "were going to Dads house."
"Is that bad?" asked Kowalski anxiously.
Skipper nodded.
***
They arrived at a large house. It had a sign on the door that sinabi TO BE CONTINUED
Sorry I'm sick of Pagsulat right now. I need to make this longer.
~~~,~~~~••••••••••• shaps. You don't have to read this
Qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm1234567890-/:;()$&@".,?!'[]{}#%^*+=_\|~<>€£¥•.,?!'
"Ew," Rico said.
Skipper ran over and hugged her. "I missed you," he said.
Abigail pushed him.
Skipper fell on Rico. "Ew," Rico said.
Private said, "I'm confused. Can somebody tell me what's going on?"
Abigail said, "Skipper's my brother and Kowalski's my boyfriend."
"Why does Rico keep saying ew?" Private asked.
Rico sinabi "ew" again.
"I have no idea," Abigail said.
Julien ran over and asked Abigail to marry him. Abigail pushed him into the pool.
Mort ran over and grabbed Julien's feet, and then they both fell in the pool. Then Skipper had to pull them out.
"Is that a yes?" Julien asked Abigail.
"No," Abigail said.
Julien started crying and walked stupidly away.
Kowalski went over and asked Abigail to marry him.
Abigail nodded.
"Ew," Rico said.