Penguins of Madagascar Article: Who is Geneal Cassady & the President?

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posted by DrBlowhole1

(These are the first comments I have gotten)
-First comment ever made when I joined myspace, was like a fun greeting-
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Col. Skipper
(Apr. 21,2010 6:55PM):
"1Ah...Blowhole! My arch nemesis!
Finally made an account I see...It's obvious that weare NOT friends!"
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-That was a wounderful welcoming was it not? Ahahaha...anyways,
Yet that was not such a bother this was-
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Lyn Cassady
(Apr. 22,2010 7:55PM):
*Cassady smirks* "Well....never thought I'd see you here."
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-I got suspisous knowing I did not know him ,so, I did not reply. Then the susunod comment, I know there was going to be something big happening soon-
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Lyn Cassady
(Apr. 27,2010 9:57PM):
A message arrives to you, and suprisingly enough, it's letterhead is that of the Pentagon. The letter reads: To Dr. Blowhole, we understand your past situations with the ibong dagat Brigade has been one of agression. At this time, it is our understanding that your actions will not be repeated.You must know, however, that as of the Pagsulat of this letter, as authorized sa pamamagitan ng the Secretary of Defence and President Jack Ryan, the ibong dagat Brigade, hereby lead sa pamamagitan ng Col. Skipperand currently under my direction, is now a part of the United States Military. You are hereby advised that any action you make against the brigade or any of its members is an attack on the United Statees of America. At this time, the President is working with this organieation. If they are attacked in any wa sa pamamagitan ng your unit, there will be matulin actions taken against you. Furthermore, the President has set up headquaters in Central Park as you may already know from media press reports. It is my suggestion that any communications you plan with this organization remain silent.- Gen. Lyn Cassady, United States Army, Psyops Division, First Earth Battalior.
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(-Now do all of you understand? Leave all tanong in the comments.)

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Annacrombie ........i dont understand.............*awkward scilence*

DrBlowhole1 There part of the United States Military. That has joined forces with the peng-gow-ins.

Annacrombie ohhhhhhhhhhhhh YAY! JOINED FORCES!

ggreen7295 There making it harder on us...

DrBlowhole1 Yes, that is why I have been holding off on my evil plans. One wrong move and we are done for. I have coculated there armys cupasity and compared it to ours.........we do not stand a fighting chance against them.

Annacrombie hmmmmm *flicks through blowhole plans*oh theese plans! *holds up plans* hey watch what i can do wiv em! *shreds plans* realy? that doughnut plan was not siriously gunna work

DrBlowhole1 Did I tell you all yet that Red One turned me into a peng-gow-in using Kowalski's invention I stold? I have been trying to revers it, but it seems I will be stuck like this for a little will. That is what happens when your #1 crustation gets cerouse about the inventions. He would achaly turn it on!

ggreen7295 *Jaw Drops* WHAT!

DrBlowhole1 It is horrible! I am the creature I hate the most!!!! (lucky it was not a human......other then if I revers it........WHY?!!!!! *Looks at Red One with anger. He galps and slowly takes a few steaps back*

Annacrombie A-HA! MORE INFO FOR MY GOOD OLD BOOK OF SECRETS

ggreen7295 @Drblowhole1 Are you trying to turn your self back to normal?

DrBlowhole1 Yes, I tried thousends of ways! Nothing is working!

ggreen7295 Have you tried reversing the mechanics of the machine to revers the capabilities from original form to penguin, to penguin to original form? If that makes sense...

Annacrombie @blowhole have you tried pie? hmmmm maby you should ask Kowalski, he's smarted than you! (hehehehe)

ggreen7295 @annacrombie ... No he's not! Blowhole don't listen to her. She's just an Inferior human.

Annacrombie YAY! IM AN INFERIOR HUMAN!wait...what does that mean? whatever it means i am that....WITH A GUN *pulls out random guns and shoot's wildly int the air* MWHAHAHAHAHA! I KNOW WHERE YOU LIVE AND I WILL COME FOR YOU IN THE NIGHT,

DrBlowhole1 No need, I am back to normal. Thanks to some camical mixing.

Annacrombie hmmmm and is there anyway that i can change you back into a penguin? gets to work on plan* oh im not ddoing anything suspesious... BYE!

ggreen7295 Good. BTW I Put up a pick that you would be interested into: http://www.fanpop.com/spots/penguins-of-madagascar/picks/results/462588/which-side-on

Annacrombie HA! I PICKED PENGUINS! ;p

SPKR689 AHH isnt Skipper so nice :) he really is when your not MEAN to him ^_^

Nori4Reel bottle nose? who in the world is bottle nose?!....O_O wait....hay! you can't call blowhole bottle nose! thats mean!

beastialmoon I picked Blowhole! And Nori, its not an insult. I think its more like a nickname, Like "Ring Tail" for Julien. After all, it is the species you two fall under.

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Undercover in Paris ... *Chapter 1*

posted by SkippX101

*I have posted this on the Skilene site but i thought its not JUST about Skilene...Hope u lyk!*

A silent figure moved in the darkness,he wore a hoddie dyaket in order to cover his face. He left a note on his bunk, turning around to watch his peaceful unit in a deep sleep. He sighed and turned around, out of the HQ and onto the 'island'. "HEEY Skipper!" A cheery voice sinabi behind him. "SSSHHHH!!!!!!" He sinabi covering Marlene's mouth with his flipper. "Mmh amhhr!!!!!!! Hey! What are you doing???" She sinabi annoyed, pulling his flipper away. "None of your business...What are YOU doing here is the...

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Shining PoM (Parody) Chapter: 4

posted by legendary7

Private began to tear up when the two horrified penguins found their bleeding leader laying face down on the ground without any movement. Rico slammed into the door trying to open it.
R: "Skipper! Skipper!"
P: "It's no use, Rico!"
Private wept into his flippers. Rico had to think of something. Then it hit him. Private looked over to Rico who was now spitting up various weapons. Finally Rico snatched a stick of dynamite from his pile of reguriated ammo.
R: "Kaboom"
P: "Rico, no-"
It was too late rico had already blown up the door. A fog of dust seperated them from the walk-in fridge. Just when they...

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Cupids broken palaso *Chapter 1*

posted by SkippX101

Ok i know this is my segundo one for the day, but its valentines day! i think this is just a one-shot.

"UP and adam MEN!" Skipper yelled at the tuktok of his lungs. "Ahhh!!!" Private and Starlite screamed, he fell out of his bunk. And Starlite fell out of her hammock, as she rose, she pulled out a bow and palaso and pointed it to Skipper, they all froze. "Morning guys! Ha-" Marlene was cut off at the shock of seeing Starlite pointing an palaso at her. One at her, one at Skipper. "i knew you were out to get me." Skipper sinabi putting his flippers up. "No, i'm not...But CUIPED is! Happy valentines day...

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Switched Part 5

posted by skipper12a

Ans for those who hadn't read my latest story, "The Reverse World" yet, here's the susunod part of my current story!

Chapter 5: Penguins always have a plan!
(back in the ibong dagat HQ)
SK: Lunchtime, everyone! You're free to do whatever you want, as long as it doesn't involve permanent injuries, deaths, mutations, et cetera. That means you, Kowalski and Rico.
SH: Great, now's our chance! Into the lab!
(Kowalski, Private and sherry all go into Kowalski’s lab)
PR(Kowalski): Wow, I didn't even need an excuse!
KW(Private): He wasn't even looking, Kowalski.
SH: Let's take a look at the machine... Wow, it looks...

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Till The Night Ends chapter 1

posted by sweetyKneul

uy everyone! This is my first Story on fanpop. First of all I am from Germany, so my English isn't very good. But I hope you understand everything!

Enjoy!

Today was a normal Saturday morning. After training Kowalski went in his lab. Rico read a comic (because he was unable to read, he just looked at the pictures). Private sat, with his winkies, in front of the TV. Skipper sat at the table, in his fin a coffee cup. In this moment Kowalski came angry out of his lab. "What's up with you?" Asked Rico without having to remove the view from his comic. "I'm just…" Kowalski fell silent when he saw,...

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Death sa pamamagitan ng Choclate( Happy King Julian Day)

posted by SaturdaySurpris

Death sa pamamagitan ng Chocolate
Yield: 12 servings.

Ingredients
8 oz (225 g) dark semisweet tsokolate (40-50% cocoa)
2/3 cup (140 g) butter
1 cup (210 g) sugar
4 eggs
4 heaped tablespoons (1 dl) all-purpose flour
4 tablespoons unsweetened kakaw powder
1½ teaspoon baking powder or 1 teaspoon baking soda
1 teaspoon vanilla extract
4 tablespoons maasim cream

Ingredients for frosting
2/3 cup (1.6 dl) heavy cream or whipping cream
9 oz (260 g) semisweet tsokolate (40-50% cocoa)

Method
1.Preheat hurno to 350 deg F (Gas mark 4 or 180 deg C).
2.Line a circular 10 inch (25 cm) cake tin (3 inches tall) with grease proof or other...

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Blowhole's promise. Chapter 2

posted by SkippX101

All the penguins went to their stations. Private with Mort, Kowalski with Maurice, Rico guarding the HQ and (on private's orders) Skipper with Marlene."Ehhh, why don't i get a bodily guard to? I am the King, i should have the biggest and most strongest Bodily-guard of all time!" King Julian orderd while sitting on his throne. "As i just explained.And i do fear you have memory loss, you have alresdy been captured sa pamamagitan ng Blowhole before, so you are the least of our worries." Kowalski sinabi with his arms at the back of his back. "*sigh* FINE!! But afterwards i want a body guard. No, a booty-guard!Yess,...

Caribbean Arctic Avian (parody of "Caribbean Amphibian") w/h added POM details

posted by mostar1219

Here's a link to the original song: link

And now, the parody:

V1. I know a tropical island where the lemurs roam and the bright sun shines.
And on this tropical island, there vacayed four mga kaibigan of mine.
Sometimes they isda in the water, sometimes they slide on the land.
Sometimes they like to play volleyball and cover each other in sand.
Chorus: They are caribbean arctic avians, they like to isda in the tropical sea. Caribbean arctic avians, penguins in a coconut tree.
V2. The fish, the sharks, and the lemurs, they've seen them fight sa pamamagitan ng where the pineapple grows.
They like to see all of the...

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Held Captive Before pasko Part 3/4

posted by egel_0507

“MARLENE!!” Skipper screamed as he pushed Marlene away from the incoming danger. BAM! “I got him Sissle!” sinabi the man with a bulky feature. “Very good, Brick. Let’s get out of here before someone else sees us.” sinabi the man named Sissle. “What about the rat?” Brick was referring to Marlene. “Like I said, Brick. They are just dumb animals. These birds just got lucky in outsmarting us.” Sissle replied. “You shouldn’t have meddled with us in robbing that diamond necklace.” “We’re glad we came across you-.” He motioned Brick to throw the cage to the ground over...

Skilight (chapter 2)

posted by EppofangirlXD

Skilight, chapter 2, sa pamamagitan ng mutated-ducks-rule and EppogirlXD.

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A light green meadow, covered sa pamamagitan ng thousands of pure white daises. Fluffy, cotton kendi clouds whisked across the sky. This place was beautiful. The only problem was that I had no idea where I could possibly be.

"Hello?" I called out. The only response I heard was a sigh. A long and aggravated one too.

I slowly turned around. There, a lone figure was standing ten feet away from me. "Can I help you?" I asked, not quite sure how to handle this situation.

The figure shook his head and started to slowly retreat. Before completely vanishing...

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The Penguins of Reality TV Part 3

posted by RockOnPoM

Private: Ouch! Stupid mouse trap!
Kowalski: Oww!
Skipper: Wow I never thought it would be this painful.
Rico: afqagwsagbsdgb
Skipper: You're right, Rico.
Private: But wouldn't that be cheating?
Skipper: Okay fine. Forget the x-ray vision goggles, Rico.
Kowalski: Skipper, take a look at this map Gravin gave us. Notice how these trees right here form the shape of an iphone?
Skipper: I see where you're going with this. Lets go, team!
Somewhere in the forest.....
Po: uy Tigress, have you met Skipper yet? He's awesome!
Tigress: No, Po. Let's just be focused on finding the blue apple, huh?
Po: Fine....
In the...

Harry potter meets PoM part 3

posted by alexrusso-213

Alex:wow that ibong dagat is tall! I feel so short (starts to fake cry)
Harry:al your 14 and u look like ur 12 that's great compare to that tall penguin
Kowalski:well I be!
Alex:that ibong dagat just talk!
Skipper:Kowalski!
Alex:so did that one whoa
Skipper:alright men plan B (the use a bomb to out them to sleep....................at the lair Harry,Alex,Mars,Ron,and hermione were in a net Harry and alex were in one mars was in another and Ron and hermione were in another
Alex:LET US OUT OF HERE!!!!! @&$%#
Harry:Alex don't swear
Private:please don't
Alex:sorry-gasp talking ibong dagat
Rico:jahdhjshdd
Everyone:what?
Private:he sinabi that our leader is coming
Alex: i am not scared of him
(skipper came out)
Alex:wow I don't see much

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Royal Pains Chapter 1: Late

posted by theWOLFPACK15

Royal Pains
Chapter 1: Late

We zoom into the Central Park zoo and head inside the Penguin's habitat to see Skipper pacing back and forth, holding his cup of isda coffee. "She's late. This is the segundo time that she has been scheduled to come and train." He looks over at Kowalski." Kowalski, give me one reason why we let her sumali the team"

Quickly, the strategist took out his notes "Well, Skipper, because with out our time raising her she would of been left for dead in the middle of winter, and Private did not want that to happen. Soon you-"

Skipper had a bored expression on his face."Yeah, I know...

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Seven Abominations (Edited and being resubmitted)

posted by JediPenguin16

Re-submission and edit of my old favorite, 7 abominations.
Skilene, but not too much. Has Oc's.
Prolouge:The Mystery
The sky was blue, and the dark autumn bahaghari commandeered the green of the leaves, yet the edge summer was fighting back with it's greatest weapon: heat.
More heat than all the mga hayop in the nearby zoo could take, including the Madagascar faring ibong dagat four.The exhausted penguins had waved to the small crowd of sweaty visitors all day.Routine was routine, whether it was hot or cold, a penguins duty must be performed.
" Cute..and cuddly boys..." Skipper repeated the old mantra,...

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The city of ember and PoM

posted by alexrusso-213

Me:so u know nothing at all
Lina:no
Doon:sorry no
Me:u must fell terbblie
Lina:not really
Me:WHAT!!!!!!!!!!!!
skipper:Alex it's not there falut
Me:so!?
Private:well would u like to came up with us?
Me:we just got here?
Kowalski:ALEX!
Me:sorry
(up there)
Me:ta-da!
Lina:what's that?
Me:the 
Doon:the what?
Me:oh god
(Skipper's POV)
me:Alex are u sure
Alex:yes
Lina:oh my what's that's
Kowalski:it's a soro
Doon:wow
(Lina's POV)
me:so Alex do u like anyone
Alex:no
Lina:oh I sort of like Doon

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This araw and Age- Chapter One

posted by Grimms-Dragon

It's been a long time and there are stories that need updating, but a lot has been happening so please excuse all of the hold up. I'm working. Credit goes to Marilyn Manson for the song, as do all the other artist that may or may not be used.

This originally was not intended to be a slash fiction, or any pairing for that matter, but I decided it would entertain you guys more, and help me build on the story, since I write romance better.

THIS araw AND AGE

BY THE YOUNG AND FREE DRAGON

I can tell you what they say in space
That our earth is too grey
But when the spirit is so digital
The body acts this...

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FANGIRL ATTACK!!!! part 2

posted by hahahaidontcare

HIIII!!!!!!! Someone suggested that I should write a part 2 of FANGIRL ATTACK. So here goes!

"OH MY GOD!!!!!" Skipper screamed. "He proposed Doris to a date!!!!! Our Kowalski is getting destroyed sa pamamagitan ng fangirls!!!!!"
"Hi Skipper."
"Marlene!"
"Hi, I just heard you scream about something."
"Uh.... um........."
"What?"
"ZOO IDOL!!!!"
"Come on. That's a really good show."
"Not if your well... friend is getting destroyed sa pamamagitan ng fangirls and asked out sa pamamagitan ng the prettiest dolpin in the zoo."
Skipper shuddered.
"Okay. Fine. I know how you feel. Here's my plan:
We get rid of the fangirls but let Kowalski go out with Doris."
"That sounds like a good plan!!"
"Come on! What are we waiting for? Let's go!"

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A Week in Death Chapter 5: Deadlight District.

posted by 67Dodge

Skipper and William began to walk around New York's Central Park, just a way to have something to do. "Look, we're in the District," sinabi William, pointing at a small lamp post. "Look here, I'm not trying to make you look dumb, but that's a lamp post," sinabi Skipper. "No, it's the District, look...." pointed William. Skipper then looked closely at the lamp post, then it shone brilliantly and beamed at their feet, soon after, several human ghosts, all in army uniforms, began to march off to the light's beam. "These be all the men and women that have died for humanity's greed for the black menace,...

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Prank war!- Part 3

posted by skipperfan5431

"Skipper! Can you help me get this stupid cotton kendi off my back?" Lilly asked, poking her head out the door again. Skipper looked back, "I would Lilly, but I have to discuss the plan with the boys. Rico! Assist Lilly please." Skipper replied, sending Rico to the bathroom. "Wait.....what th--" Before Lilly could protest, Rico pushed her in the bathroom and closed the door.
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THE susunod MORNING!!!!!!!
Julien watched the penguins closely as they did their morning aerobics. "Maurice, how is our hilarious trick coming along?" He asked deviously. "Not...

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The Aftermath of the Invisibility sinag

posted by KowalSkip9

"Skipper, that sinag was-" Kowalski said, before getting cut off, once again, sa pamamagitan ng Skipper.
"Blowhole's technology, I know, Kowalski," Skipper said, becoming annoyed. "Now drop the subject, already."
"That sinag was mine!" Kowalski yelled, covering his beak quickly.
Skipper stopped in his tracks, and looked disbelievingly at the scientist. "That ray, was yours?" Skipper repeated. Kowalski looked at the ground, nodding slowly. "So you disobeyed my orders, Kowalski?"
"I'm sorry, Skipper!" Kowalski cried, looking at Skipper in anguish. "I couldn't help myself! Banning me from inventing is like banning...