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posted by skipperfan5431
BACK AT THE LAIR!
Blowhole looks evily at the four tied up female penguins. " You thought you had me fooled, but you are NO MATCH for my evil genious!" Blowhole laughed, then resumed talking. " Now that I have the plans for the Electolizer, I will be invincable! And the first thing im going to do is destroy your little boyfriend, Skipper!" Lilly blushed as her team looked teasingly at her . " He is NOT my boyfriend!" Lilly testified, her face glowing red. " Don't worry girls, he won't be doing anything evil as long as were here." She assured to her team. " But Lilly,were completely powerless as long as were tied up!" Kam stated worridly . " Have we EVER been tied up for long? Lilly asked. The girls looked at eachother and nodded. " That's what I thought." Lilly sinabi proudly. She looked at Roxy's back-pack and while Blowhole wasn't looking, She used her beak to grab a hunting kutsilyo that was sticking out. "Oh Doris, You will make a marvelous evil queen. Once we finish off these pests." Just then, a ninja bituin flys out at Blowhole's head! Almost decapitating him. He looked ahead to see his four prisoners, completely free, in their battle poses, ready to fight. " You really underestimated us, didn't you?" Lilly asked Blowhole in her sassiest voice. " What! How could this be!?" He cried. Without even thinking, he pulled the huge red lever above his head. " What? Youre gonna call your little crabs now? We can totally take them on!" Joan yells. " Actually, their lobsters." Kam corrected almost instantly. " Oh no. I have someone wa-a-ay madami fun for you to meet. " Crome-claw? Seen him." Lilly taunted. " Nope, see for youself." Blowhole and Doris left the room, leaving the girls alone with the beast. Then every penguin's worst nightmare,wrapped in TITANIUM, appeared before their eyes. A giant---Titanium---Leapord seal!! " AHHHHH!" Cried the girls. Even Lilly had no words of wisdom at that moment. It was KILL,or BE KILLED!
User: Hello?

Cleverbot: Who is this.

User: I'm Fred.

Cleverbot: You're fred?

User: Yeah. Well that's what my parents named me. It could have changed since then.

Cleverbot: How do I know you're not lying?

User: How do I know I'm not lying?

Cleverbot: Because I'm a nice person.

User: That's nice.

Cleverbot: Ask me a real question.

User: Okay.

Cleverbot: Person, place, or thing?

User: What?

Cleverbot: So how would you define yourself? Are you yourself because of your actions, or are your actions based on who you are?

User: I'm a squirrel.

Cleverbot: Yes you are a squirrel.

User: Uh-huh.

Cleverbot: Haha.

User: What's funny?

Cleverbot: You.

User: Um good. I guess.

Cleverbot: You're hopeless...

User: uy that's what Granny tells me!

Cleverbot:  *facepalm* 

User: Why are you hitting yourself?
posted by peacebaby7
Madagascar

Morning...

Skipper: "OK! Team Alpha! You'll be in charge of collecting wood & bamboo. Team Airborn! You make the platform! Team Luke Skywalker! Start weaving some vines! Go!"

Julien: "Maurice! Who put the smelly waterbird in charge of things!"

Maurice: "You did, your highness."

Julien: "HA! I would never do such things...."

Maurice: "You sinabi so at the meeting! You didn't want to miss your royal pampering...remember?"

Julien: "Speaking of my royal pampering...WHERE IS MY COCONUT SMOOTHIE!"

Maurice: "Comin' right up, your majesty."

Mort: "Can I pamper da feet?"

Julien: "NO! I am always...
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Outside Marlene's Habitat...

Kowalski: *whispering* "OK, Rico, NOW!"

Rico: *presses play button on boombox...*

Marlene: "...I really enjoy swimming, dancing, & going for walks. Oh, do you think I talk too much?"

Skipper: "No. I could listen to you talking al--What's that?"

Skipper/Marlene: *listen*

*soft romantic music can be heard being played*

Marlene: "Um, why is that music playing?"

Skipper: I TOLD THEM NOT TO DO ANYTHING! I'M GONNA KILL THEM!

Skipper: "Um, I dunno! Why don't I go check I'll be right back..." *runs quickly out of room*

Skipper: *whispering* "All right! Where are you all?"

Private:...
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posted by 27Kowalski
I don't know if you can call this a "Blooper," but whatever. I wrote this 'cause I was inspired sa pamamagitan ng peacebaby7's "Penguins Bloopers" articles. So yeah, enjoy!



Director: Okay, for the susunod scene... Um... Oh yeah, right. Skipper, Marlene, you have to halik each others.

Skipper and Marlene: WHAT?!

Director: You heard me. Now do it.

Skipper and Marlene: Ah, fine... *kiss*

(Skipper and Marlene's REAL thoughts: YEAH! FINALLY!)

Kowalski: *laughs out loud* I can't believe they're actually doing that!

Director: Oh, CUT!

Marlene and Skipper: *stop halik each others and look at Kowalski in anger*

Director: Kowalski!...
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@Ann0ying_Orange @Lt_Kowalski_ -3-

    
@Lt_Kowalski_ @Ann0ying_Orange >=D


@Ann0ying_Orange @Lt_Kowalski_ Merp.


@Lt_Kowalski_ @Ann0ying_Orange Huh?


@Ann0ying_Orange @Lt_Kowalski_ Hey. uy KOWALSKI!! HEY!!!

@Lt_Kowalski_ @Ann0ying_Orange I will ignore that..


@Ann0ying_Orange @Lt_Kowalski_ Knife.


@Lt_Kowalski_ @Ann0ying_Orange I have a cup and a juicer sa pamamagitan ng my side.. Want a round?


@Ann0ying_Orange @Lt_Kowalski_ Naaaaa. I'm good bro :3


@Lt_Kowalski_ @Ann0ying_Orange Then ilipat back a bit because I have a lemon..


@Ann0ying_Orange @Lt_Kowalski_ Whut....

@Lt_Kowalski_ @Ann0ying_Orange Nothing..


@Ann0ying_Orange @Lt_Kowalski_ Ms.Gomez shall get you.~


@Lt_Kowalski_ @Ann0ying_Orange Who the hell is that?


@Ann0ying_Orange @Lt_Kowalski_ MS.GOMEZZZZZ. MAH SELENA GOMEZZZZ. DAT GOMEZZZZ.



@Lt_Kowalski_ @Ann0ying_Orange Uhh... That didn't make sense.. Why don't you crawl into a #pantry and die already..

         
As I sinabi in the last chapter, they couldn't keep dodging the laser beams forever. So what did they do?
Well, the answer was simple. Rico barfed up a stick of dynamite and blew up the laser. Ikala was not happy.
I: Do you realize what you've just done? It took me ten years to build that! And that's not including the time it took me just to disensyo the blueprint!
Me: Dude, you seriously need to get a life.
I: Oh I will get a life. I'll take yours! *Starts blasting them with balls of darkness from his flippers*(Remember, they can do magic. If you have any other tanong you can ask me in the comments.)...
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Melody woke up, and looked around at her surroundings. At first she was confused, but then the events of the nakaraan araw flooded her mind. She found her long-lost brothers and they were about embark on a journey to Antarctica to rescue sinabi location. She looked at the clock on the pader susunod to her and saw that it was 5:00am, which meant she woke up an oras early. She glanced at the still-sleeping boys opposite to her and made a few hasty calculations. If she kept it short, she would be able to make it back at about roughly 6:00. She gathered her stuff(which is basically her quiver and bow,...
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Author's Note: It's been FOREVER since I continued this fanfic, hasn't it? :P Well, for those of you who forgot, this story is about Skipper dying and becoming a ghost, meeting William, who can hear and see him well. I hope any new readers of this story enjoy it, and like it, so enjoy the story!! :D

"I can't believe it still, it already seems like eternity, and it's only been three days, I miss him that much," whimpered Private. "Uh huh," grunted Rico with a small hint of sadness. "Remember men, he's still here with us, don't worry too badly, we'll eventually see him again once our times come,...
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Chapter 6: The ‘meeting’
Everybody was talking at the same time, so Pat had to shut them up. “Okay, could everybody please shut up?” Pat said. “Quiet! Thank you!” Mort exclaimed. “Thank you Mort. Okay, can everybody hear me?” Pat asked. Nobody says anything. “So, we called this meeting to tell you who tranquilized you guys.” Pat said. Kowalski started, “Okay, for the Cooper Gang and Carmelita Fox, it was Muggshot. For the Emperor Penguins and the Adelie penguin, it was the boss Skua.” Pat continued, “For the guardians and Nyra, it was the Striga.” “What? I thought...
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*Kowalski's PoV*

"THREE...TWO...ONE...!"

Blowhole's base explodes in a firey ball of toxic gasses and total destruction. We feel the heat, depsite the fact we're at a reasonably ligtas distance. No-one could survive THAT explosion.

Even Rico seems too upset to enjoy the, usually, delightful sensation an explosion gives him. I can't say I blame him. His leader and mga kaibigan are in there.

WERE in there.

Now, they were probably with Manfreedi and Johnson, where ever THEY are. They've most likely gone to a better place. I've never known Skipper to be religous, though there is a lot I don't know about him....
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the susunod mourning.

Me: (wakes up) well I manage to get some rest but I gotta keep crawling.

but then i was in for a shock.

Me: alright don't worry Kiva you can do this (turns over my body which becomes a big problem) (screams in pain)

Skipper: (wakes up) what's with all the screaming?

Mort: how come she's crying in pain?

Private: oh dear skipper her lower part where it's protective is gone!

Me (in pain): b but i gotta keep crawling (drags myself but the pain makes it worse) ow!!!!

Skipper: Kiva stop dragging yourself the lower part of your body is already in pain your crawling is going to make it worse!...
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posted by stlouisfan
(Penguin HQ. Late at night)
Private climbed out of his kama and walked into the susunod room. He pulled the tape recorder out again and began his susunod recording.

"Okay okay. Today was worse than any other. Today he actually appeared before me. In broad daylight. He has never done that before. What's worse is that I heard something. Something not normal. Something I wouldn't expect to hear in the zoo. Not in a million years. Like children screaming. I don't know what he'll do next. This tall thin man with the long arms," Private whispered clearly into the tape recorder.

He took a few moments to breath...
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posted by andresandru
"Marlene?!" Skipper said, coonfused

"you heard me comando,
don't seem a dumb,
get this out
or I'll break your lung!" Marlene sang

"hahaha! it worked!!!!" Private shouted

"so the real cause was actualy you,
what a liar, what a no-good,
you annoying rainbow-lover, yes you,
you're completly crazy, you should be mr. bad mood!"

Suddently Private changed, he was wearing a half-broken skull T-shirt and was eating a brown lollypop

"Private?" Kowalski sinabi lowly, Private turned andthrew his lolypop at the brainy

"Private!" Skipper sinabi "those aren't modals of a-" Skipper stopped himself seeing that Private didn't...
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*Guys please note that Starlite is my first and ONLY character i will be adding (If you'r a Skilene tagahanga you will pag-ibig her!) And i pag-ibig my music, so in parts of the artikulo i will be putting names of songs inbetween *...Hope you like :P(Hope its not far-fetched)*

*Coldplay-Paradise"
It was a starry night in the middle of the Atlantic Ocean.All was silent night. A motorbike (similiar to the one's on Tron legacy) appeard in the distance, a human figure was ontop of the bike.The suit always reminded her of Tron, she smiled at the thought. Tron's wasnt purple.Suddenly she heard the rumble of a much...
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Okay, I never was in Central Park and don't know what species of trees are growing there, so I took the ones which are spread widely over my country…




Flight And Sacrifices


Private had spotted him too.

"Oh no" he heard Kowalski say quietly through the wind.

Skipper made a step in their direction.

"Run" Kowalski whispered, but nobody moved.

Skipper was now walking towards them. First slow, then faster.

"RUN!" Kowalski shouted and they turned around and fled into the forest. Kowalski looked back and saw Skipper getting nearer. He was fast and they were too slow. Private and Rico just couldn't...
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posted by Kait_Wolf
It was a rainy araw in the zoo of new york. The time is 2:30pm and the penguins are inside there home.

Private: This is the boring araw ever, I wish we can do something that we never try yet.

Skipper: Well Private, we have to wait for the rain to go away. It`s too wet and cold.

Kait: *comes in as a ibong dagat and shakes to dry her feathers* You guys, don`t go outside or you will be wet like me.

Skipper: Kait.....

Kait: What?

Kowalski: *comes out of his lab and see Kait and the wet floor* Kait, you got the floor wet.

Sikpper: HEY, I was goes to say that!

Rico: * comes in with wet feathers*

Skipper and Kowalski:...
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(HQ)
skipper:alright men we have traing today
Private:can't we have a araw off please
Skipper:no
Kowalski:please
Skipper:No!
Rico:PLEASE!
skipper:FINE
penguins:YAH!!!!
(3 hours later and TV turns on)
Skipper:hey what's going on?
Private:I don't know
Dr.Blowhole:pen-guy-ins
Skipper:BLOWHOLE
blowhole:miss me I know I did
Kowalski:no we didn't
(ringtails cames in)
Julien:hello silly penguins
Skipper:RINGTAILS
kowalski:well what do u want
Blowhole:oh nothing is that I have one of your teammates
(private shows on the screen)
Skipper:whoa did not see that caming
Kowalski:PRIVATE!!!!!
Rico:grrr bark bark
posted by alexrusso-213
Harry:Alex today is your special araw
Alex:fun-sized araw
Harry:yeah I guess and we get to do whatever u want
Alex:aw your a nice boyfriend
Harry:yeah I guess
Mars:where are u going can I come
Alex:yes and I don't know where were going
Mars:how about laser tag I pag-ibig laser tag so do u Alex
Alex:true and we could also go to the zoo
Harry:so laser tag first?
Alex and mars:YEAH!
(at laser tag)
Alex:me,mariella and Hermy are one team and u and Ron on another
Ron:wow u vs your girlfriend
Harry:SHUT UP!
Alex:GO!
(alex shot Ron)
Alex:BOOMBA!!!!
mariella:now Harry
(after laser tag)
Alex:I bet your team hahahahaha
Harry:hahahahaha okay Alex u won know to the zoo
End of part 1 wonder if skipper falls for Alex
posted by have64
Kowalski: This will be the perfect gift for Have.

Private: Oh, a present what is it?

Kowalski: It's a Conscience Separator sinag and I need Have to test it.

Have: Sup peeps.

Kowalski: I see extending your vocabulary failed. Anyway Say hello to the Conscience Separator Ray.

Have: Alright!
(Kowalski zap Have and a puff of black smoke appeared)

Skipper: What's all the noise! Where's Have?
Kowalski: No worries Skipper, Have can you here me?!
Have: Yeah!
????:Yes!
Skipper: Who sinabi that?
Have:*Gasp* Sixty
Sixty: Yes, it is me Sixty Four Have's Conscience.
Have: Oh yeah Kowalski, why did you invented your Conscience...
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"So are you really another ghost?" asked Skipper. "No, that sounds too vague," sinabi William. "You obviously have experience with the dead?" asked Skipper. "Well, there's these marvelous tales of life after death where you see a white light, go to heaven or hell, or be a ghost, or even rebirthing as something else, but it's these tales that I can say, they are merely just," sinabi William. "How can I know I'm really dead? In that coffin? And not just having a near death experience?" asked Skipper. "You'll learn soon that you are dead, only time will tell, but at least you get it good, some ghosts...
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