Penguins of Madagascar Article: kitkas revenge 2

posted by kowalskielol

continuing on from ch.1......

[kowalski walks into the room]

ko:0_____0 (walks backwards and out)

ki: (knocks on door) skipper!!!!!! i waiting....!

p: wada we gona do skipper?!?!

s: (stands up) what we have to do,...

[private and skipper are geared up with wepons]

s: lets go.

[they hop outside in front of kitka]

ki: hello sk-

[they start firing mga baril at her]

guns: BANG BANG!!!!!! BAND BANG!!!! BOOOOM??? BANG BANG!!! BOOM? BANG. BOOM? BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANG!!!!!!! boo-oom....BANG!!!!

p: i she dead?

s: no (fires gun at her)

Ki: (comes back to life) well it about time i got rid of you and your mga kaibigan and your EVERY ONE!!!!!

s: son of a-

kika: (hits him witha shovle)

s: WHERD YOU GET THAT?!!?!?!?!!

ki: i know someone (hits with shovle)

rico:(apears) kaboom (dissapears)

ki: ha ha ha!!!( her phone rings) oh, exuse me (stops hitting them and gets out phone)

s: were do you KEEP that?!?!?!

ki: i sinabi i know someone!! (gets on phone) kitka.

dr.b: ( on phone) WHOAW WHOAW there! i heard you want to be evil, hu?

ki: ya ,... but its only been a couple minutos howd you know so fast?

dr.b: (on phone) i know someone,.. well,.. your evil style,.. i totaly amature. you need a great, handsome, inteligent and experienced tutor,...

ki: like dr. doofenshinsmurts?

dr.b: NO! like me,.. so come over and i'll teach you how to get revenge.

ki: ......

dr.b: the right way!

ki: (softly) be right there,.....(gets off phone)

s: your not gong anywere until i-

ki: hits skipper with shovel into water

p: (fear) i-i'll do the honors! (jumps into water)

ki: (proudly) looks like im goind down the evil road!.. (walks into distance)

contry style:
"down the evil road,..... down the evil road,..... down the eeevil road,... hear i come,... down the evil -"

ki:thaz not helping!!!!!!

contry singr: sry,......

ch. 3 comin!!!!!

SandMCLASSIFIED nice! hahaha lol love the whole skipper, shovel thing..... Skipper: I know a guy in Nevada...He doesn't ask questions, and neither do I.

kowalskielol yay! i make myself laugh!

egel_0507 hahaha!!! I like it! Private: (fear) i- i'll do the honors (jumps into water) hahahaha!!! LOL! I like it! Keep it up!!!

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Purple Kowalski and Private

added by hanz1192

Source: Alienated

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Tobacco Island

added by Lt_Kowalski

Source: Kowalski Malkowicz

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Private toy

added by eugb

Source: I took the picture

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Bff or something else

added by Colonelpenguin

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Captain Skipper, again. :P

added by Icicle1penguin

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Cyborg Rico

added by hanz1192

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Oh my gosh!

added by Icicle1penguin

Source: :O

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Whazzaa!!!XD

added by urumica

Source: YouTube

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Kowalski stretched!! xD

added by Pinksparkles01

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Normal araw at the HQ

added by Icicle1penguin

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Peng0G

added by rico911910

Source: I am the super hero of ohio...yes, I am from Ohio

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A slight touch

added by knocktimerico

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Pom MLP LOTR crossover: chapter one

posted by misscrazel

MLP is my little parang buriko and LOTR is lord of the rings. Everyone is Humanized for the story. Also Sylvia_puffin is making this with me.

Rico sniffed the ground, searching for the scent of the missing person.
"Look, there's a house." Private observed, pointing over to a puno with a door and windows."Do you think they might have seen the missing person?"
They walked over to the house and knocked. A girl with purple hair and a horn opened the door.
"Hi!" she said. "Can I help you?"
"We're looking for a missing person," sinabi Private. He wasn't surprised sa pamamagitan ng the horn; after all,...

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PoM Humanized + Monsterized

posted by Sylvia_Puffin

Just some really weird idea that popped in my head. Most of my ideas are weird, though.
It's probably not going to be that great, since I have no idea where I'm going with this, but it's worth a try!
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Kowalski walked quickly down the cobblestone streets of York. His footsteps seemed to echo loudly off the dreary building that lined the road.
It started to drizzle. Kowalski walked faster, hoping to get tahanan dry.
It was inevitable, however. sa pamamagitan ng the time he got home, he was soaked to the bone and would have been freezing cold, except vampires...

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ibong dagat Bloopers: Kowalski and Rico (from Private and the Winky Factory)

posted by peacebaby7

By request of link. Hope I haven't Nawawala my touch. ;)

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Kowalski Barf: Take 1

Skipper: *slaps Private* WRONG! The lesson is leadership is MY job! You just stick to the cuteness and happy British swag! OK, guv'na?

Private: Right Skipper! I'm a jolly pip I am! Hahaha!

...

Director: Where's-

Kowalski: AAAAAAHH!!! *runs sa pamamagitan ng still looking like a Marsh Meow Meow*

Rico: *chases* MEOOOOWW MEOWWW!!!

Director: I thought I sinabi not to ACTUALLY put kendi coating on him!!

Skipper: But Kowalski likes to really get into his role!

Director: *facepalm*

Kowalski Barf: Take 2

Skipper: *slaps...

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ibong dagat Bloopers: Skilene (from King Julien For A Day)

posted by peacebaby7

Skipper Is The King: Take 1

Julien: "I bet Skipper isn't doing nearly a bang up job at being me, as I am at being him!"

Director: *talking into walkie talkie to the camera men* "Cut to lemur habitat..."

Skipper: ...

Director: "Wait a minute?! Where's Skipper?!

Maurice: *points down the side of the main rock of the habitat* "Uh...I think I found him."

*cameramen cut to where Maurice is pointing*

Marlene: "Ya know Skipper, that crown makes you look manly." <3

Skipper: "Maybe we can go somewhere a little more...comfortable..." *starts kissing*

Director: "Stop!!! You! Stop the cameras!! Maurice! Stop...

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My Recap of "The Big Move/Endangerous Species"

posted by JHNguyen93

The Big Move: After an eerily quiet night without the lemurs, the Penguins discover that they've snuck out to the park at night, only to return in the morning. Seeing the benefits, Skipper shows King Julien a secret tunnel leading directly to the park, on the conditions that he and his subjects keep it a secret and that they return in the morning. Being a loose-lipped King, Julien tells all of the zoo mga hayop about the tunnel, and they all sneak out at night. Upon trying to return to the zoo, Burt accidentally blocks the tunnel, preventing the other mga hayop from exiting it. Can the Penguins...

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Marlene - Teardrops On My gitara (Lyrics)

posted by NYCPenguins

Teardrops On My Guitar...

Marlene and Skipper were BFFs, until that Kitka came along. When Skipper dates Kitka, Marlene remembers her times with him. Marlene sings 'Teardrops On My Guitar', in her version!

Marlene:
Skipper Looks at Me, I Fake a Smile so he Won't See.
That I Want and I'm Needing Everything that we Should be.
I'll Bet she's (Kitka) Beautiful, that Girl he Talks about.
And she's got Everything that I have to Live Without.

Skipper talks to me, I Laugh 'cause it's so Damn Funny!
And I can't even See Anyone when he's with Me
He says he's so in Love, he's finally got it right!
I Wonder if he Knows he's all I Think...

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All that is well and good - Chapter 1: Chained

posted by BirdG

This story is an essay to Sandrei20's "I sense evil around you" - for those, who haven't read it, here a short summary (by Sandrei herself) : "After becoming possessed sa pamamagitan ng unclean spirits from Madagascar island, Skipper has turned immensely evil and becomes a public threat to all zoo habitants, especially.. to Marlene. The mga hayop feel extremely petrified and hopeless." In the end, Marlene wakes up in her hiding place and discovers the whole zoo's in flames, explosions are heard, a thick black ulap on the sky... and she sees Skipper's foggy eyes. Then, there's another explosion, ten times stronger...

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P.O.M - Episode ‘Mountain of the Yetis’ Part 3/3

posted by NYCPenguins

The North Face of Mount Everest

Meanwhile, Private has to go save his friends, but he was also afraid of going there alone. He finds out that the Yeti has taken all their belongings, too...

Private: [Panics] "What am I supposed to do, now? I should’ve known this wasn’t a perfect Holiday Destination."

Private plucks up the Courage and follows the Yeti’s Tracks to the Dark Cave. He is surprised when he sees no Yetis in the Entrance of the Cave…

Private: "Perhaps they’ve gone deeper inside!"

Private turns on his Torch and goes deeper inside the Cave. This is getting creepier and creepier! At last, he finds his friends...