I wrote this a couple months nakaraan and..... I'm not 100% sure why I'm choosing to post it now... but........ Whatever.
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Julien: ON THE FIRST araw OF CHRISTMAS, MY TRUE pag-ibig SHIPPED TO ME
A BOOMY BOX WITH SPARE BATTERIES!
Skipper: ON THE segundo araw OF CHRISTMAS, MY TRUE pag-ibig SHIPPED TO ME
2 basuka BLASTERS
AND A BOOMY BOX WITH SPARE BATTERIES
Private: ON THE THIRD araw OF CHRISTMAS, MY TRUE pag-ibig SHIPPED TO ME
3 BABY DUCKLINGS
2 basuka BLASTERS
AND A BOOMY BOX WITH SPARE BATTERIES
Rico: BLA BLA BLA BLAA BLA BLA BLA BLA BLA BLAA BLA BLA BLA
BBBBLA BLA BLA BLA BLA
3 BABY DUCKLINGS
2 basuka BLASTERS
AND A BOOMY BOX WITH SPARE BATTERIES
Kowalski: ON THE FIFTH araw OF CHRISTMAS, MY TRUE pag-ibig SHIPPED TO ME
5 GOLDEN LASER-RIFLES
BLA BLAA BLA BLA
3 BABY DUCKLINGS
2 basuka BLASTERS
AND A BOOMY BOX WITH SPARE BATTERIES
Marlene: ON THE SIXTH araw OF CHRISTMAS, MY TRUE pag-ibig SHIPPED TO ME
6 SPANISH GUITARS
5 GOLDEN LASER-RIFLES! Even though ginto laser flares are completely ridiculous for a pasko present…But hey, I’m not complaining!
BLA BLAA BLA BLA
3 BABY DUCKLINGS
2 basuka BLASTERS
AND A BOOMY BOX WITH SPARE BATTERIES
Roger: ON THE SEVENTH araw OF CHRISTMAS, MY TRUE pag-ibig SHIPPED TO ME
7 OPPORTUNITIES
6 SPANISH GUITARS
5 GOLDEN LAZER-RIFLES! Best present eva! XD
BLA BLAA BLA BLA
3 BABY DUCKLINGS
2 basuka BLASTERS
AND A BOOMY BOX WITH SPARE BATTERIES
Maurice: ON THE EIGHTH araw OF CHRISTMAS, MY TRUE pag-ibig SHIPPED TO ME
8 BRAINS FOR MY BOSS
7 OPPORTUNITIES
6 SPANISH GUITARS
5 GOLDEN LASER-RIFLES! Man, I’m going to try this out right now!!!
Skipper: Not in the HQ, soldier.
Kowalski: Oh, what?!
BLA BLAA BLA BLA
3 BABY DUCKLINGS
2 basuka BLASTERS
AND A BOOMY BOX WITH SPARE BATTERIES
Fred: ON THE NINETH araw OF CHRISTMAS, MY TRUE pag-ibig GAVE TO ME
9.…uh, 9! Uh,
ON THE NINETH araw OF CHRISTMAS, THIS IS WHAT I WANT!
TO REMEMBER 9 THINGS TRUE pag-ibig GAVE TO ME!
8 BRAINS FOR MY BOSS
7 OPPORTUNITIES
6 SPANISH GUTARS
5 GOLDEN LASER-RIFLES! Hehe, this‘ll ipakita Skipper…*Laser noises*
Private: Ah! My eye!
Skipper: Kowalski!
Kowalski: My bad!
BLA BLAA BLA BLA
3 BAND-AIDS
2 basuka BLASTERS
AND A BOOMY BOX WITH SPARE BATTERIES
Mort: ON THE TENTH araw OF pasko MY TRUE pag-ibig SHIPPED TO ME!
10 TOE KISSES
TO REMEMBER THE 9 THINGS MY TRUE pag-ibig GAVE TO ME
8 BRAINS FOR MY BOSS
7 OPPORTUNITIES
6 SPANISH GUITARS
5 GOLDEN LASER-RIFLES!
Skipper: Oh no you don’t. Give it here.
Kowalski: But I…
Skipper: Kowalski.
Kowalski: *Sniffs* *Hands laser to Skipper*
BLA BLAA BLA BLA
3 BABY DUCKLINGS
2 basuka BLASTERS
AND A BOOMY BOX WITH SPARE BATTERIES
Roy: ON THE ELEVENTH araw OF CHRISTMAS, MY TRUE pag-ibig SHIPPED TO ME!
11 EAR PLUGS
10 TOE KISSES
TO REMEMBER THE 9 THINGS MY TRUE pag-ibig GAVE TO ME
8 BRAINS FOR MY BOSS
7 OPPORTUNITIES
6 SPANISH GUITARS
5 GOLDEN LASER-RIFLES that someone estola from me. Eh hem, Skipper!
Skipper: Hey, that was on you.
BLA BLAA BLA BLA
3 BABY DUCKLINGS
2 basuka BLASTERS
AND A BOOMY BOX WITH SPARE BATTERIES
Burt: ON THE TWELTH araw OF CHRISTMAS, MY TRUE pag-ibig SHIPPED TO ME!
12 TONS OF PEANUTS
11 EAR PLUGS
10 TOE KISSES
TO REMEMBER THE 9 THINGS MY TRUE pag-ibig GAVE TO ME
8 BRAINS FOR MY BOSS
7 OPPORTUNITIES
6 SPANISH GUITARS
5 GOLDEN LASER-RIFLES that broke my heart... *Sniffs* ...Well, and Private's cornea...
Skipper: Aw, what the heck, it’s Christmas! *Hands laser gun to Kowalski*
Kowalski: *Squeals* Ah! *Pulls trigger* *No laser* What the? No batteries?!?! Aw, humbug! >:(
BLA BLAA BLA BLA
3 BABY DUCKLINGS
2 basuka BLASTERS
AND A BOOMY BOX WITH SPARE BATTERIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Julien: ON THE FIRST araw OF CHRISTMAS, MY TRUE pag-ibig SHIPPED TO ME
A BOOMY BOX WITH SPARE BATTERIES!
Skipper: ON THE segundo araw OF CHRISTMAS, MY TRUE pag-ibig SHIPPED TO ME
2 basuka BLASTERS
AND A BOOMY BOX WITH SPARE BATTERIES
Private: ON THE THIRD araw OF CHRISTMAS, MY TRUE pag-ibig SHIPPED TO ME
3 BABY DUCKLINGS
2 basuka BLASTERS
AND A BOOMY BOX WITH SPARE BATTERIES
Rico: BLA BLA BLA BLAA BLA BLA BLA BLA BLA BLAA BLA BLA BLA
BBBBLA BLA BLA BLA BLA
3 BABY DUCKLINGS
2 basuka BLASTERS
AND A BOOMY BOX WITH SPARE BATTERIES
Kowalski: ON THE FIFTH araw OF CHRISTMAS, MY TRUE pag-ibig SHIPPED TO ME
5 GOLDEN LASER-RIFLES
BLA BLAA BLA BLA
3 BABY DUCKLINGS
2 basuka BLASTERS
AND A BOOMY BOX WITH SPARE BATTERIES
Marlene: ON THE SIXTH araw OF CHRISTMAS, MY TRUE pag-ibig SHIPPED TO ME
6 SPANISH GUITARS
5 GOLDEN LASER-RIFLES! Even though ginto laser flares are completely ridiculous for a pasko present…But hey, I’m not complaining!
BLA BLAA BLA BLA
3 BABY DUCKLINGS
2 basuka BLASTERS
AND A BOOMY BOX WITH SPARE BATTERIES
Roger: ON THE SEVENTH araw OF CHRISTMAS, MY TRUE pag-ibig SHIPPED TO ME
7 OPPORTUNITIES
6 SPANISH GUITARS
5 GOLDEN LAZER-RIFLES! Best present eva! XD
BLA BLAA BLA BLA
3 BABY DUCKLINGS
2 basuka BLASTERS
AND A BOOMY BOX WITH SPARE BATTERIES
Maurice: ON THE EIGHTH araw OF CHRISTMAS, MY TRUE pag-ibig SHIPPED TO ME
8 BRAINS FOR MY BOSS
7 OPPORTUNITIES
6 SPANISH GUITARS
5 GOLDEN LASER-RIFLES! Man, I’m going to try this out right now!!!
Skipper: Not in the HQ, soldier.
Kowalski: Oh, what?!
BLA BLAA BLA BLA
3 BABY DUCKLINGS
2 basuka BLASTERS
AND A BOOMY BOX WITH SPARE BATTERIES
Fred: ON THE NINETH araw OF CHRISTMAS, MY TRUE pag-ibig GAVE TO ME
9.…uh, 9! Uh,
ON THE NINETH araw OF CHRISTMAS, THIS IS WHAT I WANT!
TO REMEMBER 9 THINGS TRUE pag-ibig GAVE TO ME!
8 BRAINS FOR MY BOSS
7 OPPORTUNITIES
6 SPANISH GUTARS
5 GOLDEN LASER-RIFLES! Hehe, this‘ll ipakita Skipper…*Laser noises*
Private: Ah! My eye!
Skipper: Kowalski!
Kowalski: My bad!
BLA BLAA BLA BLA
3 BAND-AIDS
2 basuka BLASTERS
AND A BOOMY BOX WITH SPARE BATTERIES
Mort: ON THE TENTH araw OF pasko MY TRUE pag-ibig SHIPPED TO ME!
10 TOE KISSES
TO REMEMBER THE 9 THINGS MY TRUE pag-ibig GAVE TO ME
8 BRAINS FOR MY BOSS
7 OPPORTUNITIES
6 SPANISH GUITARS
5 GOLDEN LASER-RIFLES!
Skipper: Oh no you don’t. Give it here.
Kowalski: But I…
Skipper: Kowalski.
Kowalski: *Sniffs* *Hands laser to Skipper*
BLA BLAA BLA BLA
3 BABY DUCKLINGS
2 basuka BLASTERS
AND A BOOMY BOX WITH SPARE BATTERIES
Roy: ON THE ELEVENTH araw OF CHRISTMAS, MY TRUE pag-ibig SHIPPED TO ME!
11 EAR PLUGS
10 TOE KISSES
TO REMEMBER THE 9 THINGS MY TRUE pag-ibig GAVE TO ME
8 BRAINS FOR MY BOSS
7 OPPORTUNITIES
6 SPANISH GUITARS
5 GOLDEN LASER-RIFLES that someone estola from me. Eh hem, Skipper!
Skipper: Hey, that was on you.
BLA BLAA BLA BLA
3 BABY DUCKLINGS
2 basuka BLASTERS
AND A BOOMY BOX WITH SPARE BATTERIES
Burt: ON THE TWELTH araw OF CHRISTMAS, MY TRUE pag-ibig SHIPPED TO ME!
12 TONS OF PEANUTS
11 EAR PLUGS
10 TOE KISSES
TO REMEMBER THE 9 THINGS MY TRUE pag-ibig GAVE TO ME
8 BRAINS FOR MY BOSS
7 OPPORTUNITIES
6 SPANISH GUITARS
5 GOLDEN LASER-RIFLES that broke my heart... *Sniffs* ...Well, and Private's cornea...
Skipper: Aw, what the heck, it’s Christmas! *Hands laser gun to Kowalski*
Kowalski: *Squeals* Ah! *Pulls trigger* *No laser* What the? No batteries?!?! Aw, humbug! >:(
BLA BLAA BLA BLA
3 BABY DUCKLINGS
2 basuka BLASTERS
AND A BOOMY BOX WITH SPARE BATTERIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
TDH: this is a remake to the movie with the same title. The character's personalities may be somewhat altered to fit the characters from the movie. Please read and review. Rated T for sexuality and some language.
Narrator: This is a story of Boy meets Girl.
The boy, Kowalski, grew up thinking he'd never truly be happy until the araw he met The One. This belief stands from early exposure to Skipper's hard training and being cooped up in his lab making recipes for disaster.
The girl, Summer, did not share this belief. Since the separation from her family, she only loved two things. The first was her long feathery hair. The segundo was how easily she could cut it off, and feel nothing.
Kowalski meets Summer on January 8th. He knows almost immediately, she is who he's been searching for.
This is a story of Boy meets Girl, but you should know upfront, this is not a pag-ibig story.
Narrator: This is a story of Boy meets Girl.
The boy, Kowalski, grew up thinking he'd never truly be happy until the araw he met The One. This belief stands from early exposure to Skipper's hard training and being cooped up in his lab making recipes for disaster.
The girl, Summer, did not share this belief. Since the separation from her family, she only loved two things. The first was her long feathery hair. The segundo was how easily she could cut it off, and feel nothing.
Kowalski meets Summer on January 8th. He knows almost immediately, she is who he's been searching for.
This is a story of Boy meets Girl, but you should know upfront, this is not a pag-ibig story.