Aqua Lilly -it's hero time!!!-

K:lets see.....12 and 23....35° north-west
S:(pops out of nowhere wich causes kowalski to be frighten)So what are you for a trail Kowalski?
K:SKIPPER! I....uh....am on the trail of...so the atlantic currents and the migration of the marine mammals....that it would be possible..that a certain dolpin is on the coast before New york at a few hours
S:(spits out his isda coffee)DR.BLOWHOLE! you crazy genie,kowalski! MAY START THE PARRY!>:D(brings rico and private)
Far too long already has the upper fin had Dr.blowhole!
K:Uh skipper...well...
S:(goes on with talking and ignores kowalski)but now we...

Private entered the hatch, slowly and cautiously, trying not to make any sound. He didn´t knew what Skipper would do to him if he got caught. Step sa pamamagitan ng step he made his way down the ladder into an unfamiliar dark HQ. Private looked around and startlet. Their tahanan had Nawawala all of its warmth and comfort. It was almost like, no one would live here anymore, it was just deserted.




Slowly he waddled into the middle of the room, Skipper was no where to be seen. The little ibong dagat shighed in his thoughts. Since they had left the HQ, he hadn´t seen Skipper anymore. That´s the only reason he returned...

This is set a few weeks after the prolouge.
Chapter One: And keep your enemies closer...
4:45
The Penguins were employing adorbable hi-jinks. The people were loving it, and isda rained down from the sky. But soon, the crowd dispered.
5:00
Alice had locked up, the only lights left were from the setting sun.
" Ah, closing time. Good job today men!" Skipper sinabi as he waved to the last of the zoo-goers.
" Yes, we produced a plethera of petrifyingly collasal cuteness." Kowalksi announced as he worked on his abacus. " In fact, I would say that it was over..." He gasped. " Nine thousand!"
" What, nine-thousand!"...

Private: Oh dear!

Kowalski: This is weird!

Rico: Hey, I have a beard!

Julien: My music box grew to hugocity! It's an up-in-the-air monstrocity!

Mort: What did King Julien say? And why did he say it that way?

Julien: I've got this dummy dumb urge to obey!

Mort: This feels, to me, creepy and wrong!

Julien: To be suddenly talking in song!

Kowalski: Wait! I think I can explain!

Blowhole; It will be extremely lame!

Kowalski: Do you mind? This is science!

Blowhole: It's a kind of weird alliance!

Kowalski! Yes! Take my experimental power cell-

Blowhole: Add the Diabolagizer's evil spell!

Kowalski: Plus Julien's...

Big Tim Rush's Song 'Boyfriend'! But Kowalski decided to sing this for Doris, the Dolphin. Enjoy!

Kowalski:
Your Boy, Boy B-B-B-B-B-Boyfriend.
Your Boy, Boy B-B-B-B-B-Boyfriend.
Your Boy, Boy B-B-B-B-B-Boyfriend.
Your Boy, Boy B-B-B-B-B-Boyfriend.

Have you ever had the feeling your Drawn to Someone?
Yeah!
And there isn’t anything they could of sinabi or Done.
And everyday I see you on your own,
And I can’t believe that you're alone.
But I overheard your Girls, and this is what they said.
Looking for a looking, for that your looking for a Boyfriend.
I see that, give me time now you know I’m gonna be...

Meanwhile, in the Park…

Kowalski: [Licks Snow Cone] "Mmmm! Delicious!"
Private: "Better than ever!"
Rico: [Swallows the whole Cone]
Kowalski: "That’s enough rest for now. Let’s go finish my Surprise for Skipper!"
Private: "I wonder if he suspects anything…"
Kowalski: "Oh, Private! It’s under wraps. He doesn’t even know we're building it."

As the Penguins finish their Snow Cones and get back to the Zoo, they hear Maurice and Mort screaming…

Private: "Sounds like Maurice is in trouble!"
Rico: "Skippa widdem (‘But Skipper is with them’)!"
Kowalski: "I know! Something strange is going on!"...

The penguins were spying savio, who was in the zoo since some days, he sinabi he wasnt evil, but Skipper's paranoia thought a different thing, that araw he had passed all his time sleeping, because the last night he spent it trying to make his habitat nice for the new snake that was coming from California, she had passed a lot of kilometers and was on a box so he decided to make a confortable place for her.

Savio made the place look beautiful, it was shiny, clean and he also changed his kama to give it to her, he had passed some time in the wild so he could sleep in branches, he was sleeping when...

I was originally only going to post a few of these on the wall, but there were just too many gems not to share them all.

When things are translated form one language to another, suffice it to say that things can often be “lost in translation.” The following is a listahan of 89 “Penguins of Madagascar” episodes which have had their German titles translated into English using Google’s webpage translator. The English name of each episode is placed in parentheses susunod to each translated title, as it appeared on a German telebisyon website, though in a few places even those have a few errors...

They had to find him, Pennywise the dancing clown, before he kills someone else. "Alright, I have 2 locations where Pennywise could be," sinabi Kowalski. "State the locations please," sinabi Skipper. "He could either be in the pipe system of New York, or in a large area of wilderness, where he eats the children," sinabi Kowalski. "I most likely think he could be in the deepest, darkest, abyss of the sewer systems below our city," emphasized Skipper. "Possibly, but, how can we tell if Marlene's still alive?" asked Private. "Well, we didn't find a body, or blood, so most likely, she's alive," said...

For this one the characters will be me,Lilly,kowalski,Scarlet,Rico,Private,King Julian, Jeremy,And Skipper.



A araw Before Easter....
A araw before Easter everyone was so happy about Easter. We where so happy we throw a celebration and an Easter egg hunt.
Me:Okay who every finds this egg first will receive a life time supple of chocolate.
Kowalski:Will you know who is going to win because he has a brain and the others don't!
Jeremy:I have a brain!
EveryBody:No you don't!
Jeremy:fine!
Skipper:I'm the best seeker there is!
Private:oh pish posh!
Rico:I'm going to win this thing Baby!
Kowalski:Your not gonna...

(this is the penguins pag-awit a song from hollywood undead)

*In the penguins base*

Rico: *goes to the boom box* *takes a cd and puts it in the box*

*boom box starts to play*

*A piano starts off then is over shadowed sa pamamagitan ng loud guitars*

Rico: Welcome, to the world you see!

Rico: An AK with a couple magazines, whose blood is it don't matter to me

Rico: Scatter the ashes over the seven seas!

Skipper: That sickness, that feeling inside you!

Skipper: Thats weakness! Don't let it divide you!

Skipper: Keep this, That feeling of pride too!

Rico: Digging up bones, but you bury the truth!

Rico: Children...Hipocrisy...

People saw the pamagat card for The hayop ng oter Woman. It had Skipper and Marlene "dancing" on it. They think it's Skilene.
But it's not.
Sorry.
You may ask, "Have you seen it? NO! NO ONE HAS! SO WE DON'T KNOW!"
No, I haven't. BUT my friend in New Zealand saw it. It's already aired there.
Marlene calls herself Arlene after being bleached white (she thinks the others would know her, but they think she's some new animal species). The only reason they like her is her pretty white fur. In no way are they attracted to her personality. And Marlene shows no interest toward any of them. And no, not Skipper. In...

We were barely hypnotized. We were so addicted with our new stuff. You might be asking what Kowalski won. Well, I spied on him, he got a personal prize from Julien a while ago. It was a mixed chemical reaction of walang tiyak na layunin things he got from his habitat. He sinabi it was perfect for his experiments, because he had 10 ten test tubes of it. For now, he created 3 experiments already in one single hour. That's amazing.

I ate ten Winkies in one minute. That's for getting segundo place in the "Me Talent Show". I was not really aiming for first place, or third place, but when I heard the prize in the second...

I wrote this a couple months nakaraan and..... I'm not 100% sure why I'm choosing to post it now... but........ Whatever.
CAPS= sung
Julien: ON THE FIRST araw OF CHRISTMAS, MY TRUE pag-ibig SHIPPED TO ME
A BOOMY BOX WITH SPARE BATTERIES!
Skipper: ON THE segundo araw OF CHRISTMAS, MY TRUE pag-ibig SHIPPED TO ME
2 basuka BLASTERS
AND A BOOMY BOX WITH SPARE BATTERIES
Private: ON THE THIRD araw OF CHRISTMAS, MY TRUE pag-ibig SHIPPED TO ME
3 BABY DUCKLINGS
2 basuka BLASTERS
AND A BOOMY BOX WITH SPARE BATTERIES
Rico: BLA BLA BLA BLAA BLA BLA BLA BLA BLA BLAA BLA BLA BLA
BBBBLA BLA BLA BLA BLA
3 BABY DUCKLINGS
2 basuka BLASTERS...

Marlene remembered when and where to go. 6:30pm at Private's mother's house. Marlene was waiting in her upuan at the house, she waited for Private to come downstairs and talk. She looked around, the kusina looked old, judging that the house was built in post-world war 2 periods, the mesa was square, but with a beautiful chandelier hovering above, and the chairs were soft and cushoned. 'What's taking him so long?' Marlene had asked herself. Before she decided to give up and walk away, she heard arguing upstairs, it was Private, arguing with his mother, again. 'I can't let my sweet baby boy...

marlene:"skipper skipper were are you?"
skipper was sleeping in the hq like always.
marlene:"oh there you are WAKE UP"
the shout startled skipper resalting in him wakeing up.
marlene:now that your awake heres what I woke you up for since it is your bday the old squrel made a gift for you.
skipper:oh well in that case.*runs out*
kowalski:hey whate up
at the tree.
shalla(old squrel):young worreir I persent you with this *holds link sout*
skipper:"you don't expet me to ware that do you?"
shalla:put it on"
*skipper puts on the link sout*
shalla:now come with me theres madami to be shown"
*skipper floows shalla...

A/N: *These poems may/may not seem like mga tula and madami like responses, but what do you expect….penguins' wrote it, lol. XD

Also, each chapter will be a poem written in the characters own P.O.V. [Point Of View] and as IF they, THEMSELVES, knew how to read and write decent poems in their own 'PenguinWay', and the text inbetween these text characters [EXAMPLE: / ... /] are additional side comments that will be provided sa pamamagitan ng The Penguins—for humorous reasons...because there is plot behind these poems...[To Sum Up. Private thought it'd be an excellant idea that each member of the ibong dagat Team...

The Truth, Lies, and Doris - A Dorski tagahanga fiction: Part 5 - A Surprise Visit

    Kowalski dropped in, and the penguins at this time were practicing instinct.
Skipper turned around, "Kowalski?!"
    Rico only grunted a "huh?" and turned his attention toward the newcomer.
    Private, who was blindfolded and holding a 6 foot long bamboo whacking stick, turned his attention to the sound of Skipper's voice.
    "Kowalski?! Where is he Skipper?!" Private made a full 360 degree turn, accidently whacking Rico behind the head...

The Truth, Lies, and Doris - A Dorski tagahanga fiction: Part 3 - Fierce Bargain

    Kowalski felt as if he were floating in space. Probably because he was tied and hanging upside down from a hook on the ceiling. The blood had all rushed to his head, making his reactions slow and dazed. Waking up from his unconscious dreams, Kowalski made out a blurry figure, in the shape of a dolphin.
    "Well peng-u-in! I see you fell for my carefully planned trap!" Dr. Blowhole said.
    The sun from the a very small window on the roof came down and illuminated...