Oh my gosh look it's the penguins of Sonic, Aladdin, and POWER PUFF GIRLZ!!!!!

This is a parody of Alexander and the Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Day. Well, you probably already figured that out from the title. *sigh* Anyway, it’s told from Private’s perspective.

DISCLAIMER: I do not own POM or Alexander and the Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Day. That was written sa pamamagitan ng Judith Viorst. You should read it. You know, if you like picture books made for Kindergarteners.


I went to kama with isda in my mouth, but now there’s isda in my feathers and when I got out of my bunk, I missed the ladder and fell flat on my face. When I was washing up, my mani Butter...

    [Three figures ilipat along in the dark. It was nearing sunup so only their outlines could be made out. They neared slowly on their target; Skipper. The medium-sized figure takes out a steel cage big enough for one penguin]
    Smallest penguin: [whispering] are you sure about this?
    Tallest penguin: Absolutely. Skipper must not know about this. If he finds out he might try to intervene so we must keep him absent while the procedures are taking place.
[They near the sleeping Skipper holding up the steel cage.]
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