Made with Photomania

March 19, 2012

(Elizabeth’s POV)

After eleven hours of labor, my son was born. The segundo I heard the beautiful sound of his crying my puso seemed to stop. I watched as the doctor wrapped my little Ryan in a soft blue blanket. He walked over with holding my baby, then brought his face mask down from over his face. I tried to gasp, but ended up choking on my own breath. My eyes seemed to grow 10x wider at the site of Hans holding my Ryan. He grinned evilly. “You want him? You know what you have to do.” He left the room laughing, taking Ryan with him, who started crying again. I was numb...

THE MYSTERY OF THE HAUNTED HALLWAY

Warning: This story may contain spooky details like haunted dolls, ghosts and blood.
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11 years ago…

“Manfredi, report.”Skipper ordered. The six penguins were investigating the zoo. “Not yet sir.”Manfredi replied. “Kowalski, status report.”Skipper ordered. Kowalski rolled to Alex’s habitat. “No fishy ulat Skipper.”Kowalski said. “Rico, ulat on the zookeepers, pronto.”Skipper said. Rico slid to the office. “Nope.” he said. “Johnson,...

Chapter 8

Skipper made his way into the Clock Tower, and just like the last time he was there in the normal castle, a quick flash of light came and went and the fingers on the clock both started to move. They both landed on the six, which was on the tuktok instead of the bottom due to everything in the kastilyo being in reverse. And just like the last time, it rang thirteen times. Dong…dong…dong…dong…dong…dong…dong…dong…dong…dong… dong…dong…dong. The floor opened and Skipper made his way up. When he arrived he found an elevator just like the last time, but instead of going...

(I made this all up myself)

What is Rico's paborito song?
Dynamite.
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Private: Mmm! This is good hering!
Kowalski: That isn't hering, that's wild goldfish!
Private: Blah! I didn't even know those existed!
Kowalski: They don't.
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Kowalski: Trick question, Skipper. Why is the Sun red?
Skipper: Is this about Rico?
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What is black, white, and orange, black, white, and orange, black, white, and orange, black, white, and orange?
The Penguins of Madagascar.
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Why did the bomb tumawid the road?
It was in Rico's stomach....

'Thump'

Guy - Co to jest, ach co?

Kowalski - Straszny sprzęt wmuszający śpiew.

Skipper - Spójrz teraz nie widzisz mnie.

King Julien - Trzeba cię powstrzymać dziś,
tak mówi mały miś.
Dajcie mi bas,
to oczaruję was.
Dajcie mi dźwięk,
ujrzycie tyłka wdzięk.

Zaczynamy bimbę i wszyscy razem
bam, bam, bam! Yeah!
Kolanami w brodę wal
i bam, bam, bam!

Poczuj ten flow,
kiedy macham kitą swą!

Zaczynamy bimbę i wszyscy razem
bam, bam, bam!

Mort i Maurice
wyjedzą z kubła ryż.

Zaczynamy bimbę i wszyscy razem
*bam, bam, bam*

Tak się właśnie tańczy tu,
Tak się właśnie tańczy tam.
Tak się właśnie...

Chapter 11: the Siege of the Central Park Zoo
The siege of the Central Park Zoo had begun with a wave of crabs. “Okay, Guardians, let’s defeat the evil!” Soren led the attack, with Twilight, who was carrying Erik, was directly behind him. Digger was carrying Mort, who was carrying an extra set of battle claws, fitted for lemur use. “Watch out Soren, there using Pure Ones and Dragon Owls. Soren set his sights on several pure ones. Erik then took out 6 of them in one shot. “Good job, Chick Magnet!” Soren exclaimed. Then Mort took out 6 madami pure ones. “Awesome job, Sad Eyes!”...

This is a poem I wrote for my friend Kowalski (Lt_Kowalski) Enjoy...


Before me, he stands as tall as a puno with feathers of ebony and eyes of teal.

He has been through so much and here he stands before me, my friend...

He can make you laugh. He can make you smile when you feel down.

He is kindhearted and friendly, a good friend, indeed...

a rolemodel, like a legend he stands before me as tall as the puno itself... What is this feeling... This feeling is weird..

It is a warm feeling... A feeling of warmth like I have been covered sa pamamagitan ng a heavy

blanket in the cold of night.. Is this the feeling of trust...

The look of horror on their faces sinabi it all, Skipper' face was bleeding, but he didn't notice... Considering 8 devil-tenticles were reaching out towards the girl he loved...

*March 20th... 5:30 a.m*
He could hear Rico snoring and Kowalski reciting pi. He was to cold to bother to open his eyes, until through his eyelids, he could see a glow. He hoisted himself up, and stumbled to the steel door, ready to slap Kowalski for waking him up. Instead, as soon as the door creaked open, he immediately realised that the glow wasn't from any of Kowalski's new inventions... It was actually from a old back-pack...

Private was shifting in his chair uncomfortably, he knew that his mother had commited madami than 3 murders and since he's in California, it could be a 3 strike case. He cried a bit in his sleep when he heard his mother was going to most likely have a 3 strike case and have her gone for life in jail. 'I don't want you guys to stay here!! I just want my mum!!' cried Private when Kowalski had asked him if they could stay one madami night. 'I'm sorry Private, we have to take her, she's commited crimes, we have to keep her in jail,' Kowalski had explained often. 'MOMMY!!!! Where are you?!' yelled Private,...

That night, Marlene tossed and turned in her bed. She'd made the mistake of having too many oysters before bed, and she was having a lot of trouble sleeping. For the third time that night, she woke up from her fitful sleep and glanced at her clock. It read: 3:05 AM. She groaned to herself - you would think, after twenty-five years (otter time, at least), she would have learned sa pamamagitan ng now not to eat too much before bed, it made her feel very restless.

She got up from her bed, hoping to release some of her pent-up energy sa pamamagitan ng taking a cool swim. But when she was outside, something odd caught her eye...

Spring has sprung in the Central Park Zoo and it has already brought out some uhhh.... hormonal changes in the very few females of the zoo. Every year, aroud this time, the boys must keep Lilly locked in a cage until her hormones can settle down. The springs back in Antarctica were much madami different than the ones in America. All of the females stood on one half of the land, and all the males on the other. Why, you may ask? Well, that is because the males feared the females in spring time. They went on a love-sick rampage and did not cease until they found a mate. Lilly was the same, and for...

Everyone was gathered around the billboard. A sign, legible only sa pamamagitan ng the chimps, had been tacked on the billboard.

“Excuse me, coming through, excuse me.” Marlene pushed her way to the front of the crowd. she tried to make sense of the markings, but could not.

“What’s it say?” she asked Mason.

“There is a guest speaker this Sunday for the morning service. Although who, it doesn’t say.”

The crowd murmured. Who could be speaking? They wondered. their best speaker so far had been a palma ng makaw from the Washington Zoo, and even he stumbled a bit.

Sunday came, and the whole zoo crowded...

Finn grabbed my arm. "Marlene, you can't be serious." he whispered.

"Oh, you bet I am serious." I crossed my arms and raised my eyebrow.

"You can't be together." Finn said.

"Give me two reasons why." I frowned.

"One. You're a mammal and he's a bird," Finn paused. "Two. Skipper looks like one of those mga hayop who'll just break your heart."

"Well, is that bad? What if he isn't one of those guys? What? Are you a racist against Skipper now? I thought you guys were friends?" I snapped.

"It's not bad and I hope he's not one of those guys and no he's not a racist and yes we are friends." Finn reacted as...

Chapter 2 – Hero
Skipper stepped into Marlene’s habitat.
“Marlene, can I ask you something?

I'm just a step away
I'm just a breath away

Marlene’s puso did a number on her chest. Was he going to ask?
“What is it, Skipper?”
“I need help getting into the Church across the lot.”
Marlene let go of her breath. She wasn’t even aware that she was holding it.

Losing my faith today
Falling off the edge today

Marlene asked him why.
“Look,” Skipper said

“I am just a man
Not superhuman”

Marlene mumbled the words to herself.

“I'm not superhuman”

Someone save me from the hate

Skiper told Marlene...