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Ash: I'm so fed up with you, Misty.

Misty: I'm so fed up with you making fun of me!

Ash: It's just my job.

Suddenly, James smashes through the pader dressed up in a chicken costume

James: ._. Wrong timing?

Ash: Please tell me why you are dressed like a fucking chicken.

James: I'm still hunting people down for their candy.

Misty: Halloween is so 4 days ago.

James: Your so 16 years ago.

Ash: YO YOU JUST GOT BURNED BITCH.

Misty: Both of you are really fucking immature!

James: At least we don't wear pimpy clothes.

Ash: YA JUST GOT BURNED ONCE AGAIN BATCH.

Misty: James, who the hell asked for your opinions?

James: It's my job.

Ash: Are we like similar in jobs?

Misty: Yeah both of you are similar in rude-ness.

James: Well, the kool aid man still never busted through any of your walls, because you already had enough juice in that gym. Blue juice.

Misty: What does that mean?

Ash: What does THAT mean?

James:....Nothing. GIMME ALL YUR kendi OR I KILL OBAMA.

Ash: But Misty still has a few madami monkeys with wands.

Misty: T_T

James: Okay look, I don't give a fuck about anything but getting free candy.

Suddenly, a wild Jessie appeared!

Jessie: JAMES GIMME BACK MY VIRGINITY

James: I never took your virginity! Butch did.... Psh.

Jessie: Phine, but if I find out you took it... We're gonna have some probs.

The wild Jessie fled!

Ash: James did you tell Jessie I like her boobs?

James: Woah gee fuck no.

Misty: This is starting to become madami and madami pointless as this progresses through.

James: Maybe this wouldn't be so pointless if you would have shut up.

Suddenly, the "Mr.Eggplant" song comes on

James: uy kids! I'm Mr.Chicken, and I'm gonna teach ya something today!

Ash: ....?

Misty: T_T ...Ugh

James: All of you little kids are dumb as fuck and nobody likes you! That's Mr.Chicken's lesson for today! Bye kids!

"Mr.Eggplant" song ends.

Ash: 0.0

Misty: What the fuq?
Hey, Pokemon fans. I hope you all been waiting patiently for Pokemon Sun and Moon on November 18.

Sigh. Why main series Pokemon games still use ESRB E ratings and USK 0 these days? What happened? Is it me, or Pokemon video games like main series ones was managed so poorly? If so, then I agree in the video game department that Pokemon video games like main series games are all well enjoyed-worthy and could've smashed which is why all main series Pokemon games like Platinum and X and Y sold well and Pokemon fans like myself loved main series games like Pokemon Omega Ruby and Alpha Sapphire. Even...
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Your susunod great Pokémon adventure gets a tropical twist in Pokémon Sun and Pokémon Moon. Meet the awesome Legendary Pokémon and people of the Alola region! / From: The official pokemon channel
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"Ash, Brock, and Misty were on their way to Olivine City when they were stopped sa pamamagitan ng a strong wind and some boulders rolled off the side of a cliff and down towards them. Just when things looked bad, three Rhyhorn jumped pasulong and saved Ash, Misty, and Brock from the falling boulders and took them to Lara Laramie.
Team Rocket saw them leave from the cliff they were on and were upset their first method of delaying Ash, Brock, and Misty failed."
"I know we failed to delay them, but we won't fail the susunod time. added Meowth"
"Will we steal Pikachu?" asked James
"Precisely". answered Meowth
"And...
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posted by s542245mew1
 Dosen't he look handsome?
Dosen't he look handsome?
Comment below to name my kulay-rosas mewtwo, he looks like.....
His body is white and his tail is pink. He has Green eyes and wears a bituin kuwintas and he has a ginto band on his left foot. He also wears a grey bandana on his head and wears black gloves.
Katoshi is also his friend and Katoshi is a pink, cute mew with green-blue eyes and warrior accessories.
Hope that help! Remeber...... give my mewtwo names till January 20!
About mewtwos:
My mewtwo is a mewtwo but there's something all about mewtwos!.....
It's body fetures and cool facts:
Mewtwo is a Pokémon created sa pamamagitan ng science. It is a bipedal, humanoid...
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uy guys its me yamishadow and I just want to say thank you for the feedback on the last artikulo and since I got soooo much support and feedback, I present to you The tuktok 10 most annoying/least paborito Pokemon Part 2! I hope you enjoy!!!!!

5. Watchhog- ....Ew.... imagine your in the Savannah Desert and this thing comes up to you looking like it would fail a drug test and it's teeth are just...whhhhhhhhhy? Also in Pokemon Black and White it was obnoxious to battle against because the first Gym Leader had a Watchhog as her strongest Pokemon and you pretty much had 1 chance to attack it before...
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The sun was rising slowly over the horizon, and the araw was just starting to begin for many of the residents in the town of Pallet. In particular, for one young boy, this araw was far madami important than any other old day. Because on this day, this young man would be turning ten years old.

"Torian, it's time to get up!" A woman sinabi loudly as she stood sa pamamagitan ng a stove, the sound of tusino cooking sizzling in the background. She had wavy light brown hair that stopped mid back, sky blue eyes, and wore a simple sky blue track suit.

After receiving no reply, she turned to her younger daughter that almost...
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(I decided to give this story a theme song! I have the link right...where did I put it? Uh....oh! Here it is!)

Pokemon Adventure OP theme 1:


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"Torian, please snap out of it!" Jessica pleaded for the third time, hoping maybe this time the boy might respond. After getting Charmander and Rattata to to the Pokemon center, he had went into this state of being empty.It wasn't perfectly accurate, but it fit well enough. He wouldn't smile, he wouldn't cry. He wouldn't even blink.He just sat there staring out of the window, as if he had locked himself away from the world somehow. It was worrying,as...
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posted by thetankmoment
5 years after Daylights newest Eevee, Candy, was born, it was time to go to the School of Wild Pokémon. "Okay," Daylight asked, "Have you got your snacks?" "We're READY, mom," Laila sighed. kendi was anxious to leave. She was finally going to leave the house. "In that case," Daylight told Laila and Candy, "You can go."

kendi bolted out the door, quickly followed sa pamamagitan ng Laila. As soon as kendi and Laila arrived at the school, kendi became hesitant. "What if they tease me," kendi whispered, "You know, because I'm off-colored?" "Hey," Laila reassured her, "Everything is going to be fine. In fact,...
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posted by -SkySplitter-
This is my first Pokemon Fanfic so please don't hate, I will improve soon.

All was quiet in the land of Auran. The beedrills were buzzing and everyone else was at tahanan enjoying the afternoon in great peace.

(Faraway) "This will not be happening," A Mewtwo said. But there was something off about this Mewtwo, instead of being lavender and a darkish purple it was charcoal black and bright red. Behind him lied a crowd of Pokemon, but they were also strange. "Us shadow Pokemon will win this fight," The shadow Mewtwo sinabi without looking at the crowd of strangely colored Pokemon that sat quietly...
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posted by eeveexox
moon is a white umbreon who is always pushed around for being white and not black.

Moon:hi Sparky(Pikachu) Sparky:uhh who are U and why are tlaking to ME. Moon: its me Moon your bff rember?! Sparky: Eww i would not be want to seen with freak(pushs Moon in to bush) Moon:(skakes leaves off pokemon hide as she walks by) uhh why can't i be normal (looks at slef in puddle puts paw in puddle) then a trainer comes all the other pokemon hide but moon has nowhere to hide the trainer comes closes with a pokeball at hand.


will moon become a the trainer's pokemon stay tuned to find out
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The susunod araw entei,rakiou and suince came back the arcus asked them what happend suncie said, we meant our fathers in heaven, your fathers? The arcus asked suncie sinabi yes, they trianed them of some moves and forms, the arcus asked what about sasori and palkia? A segundo later sasori and palkia came in the room saying we killed two atespada they sinabi to the arcus. they talked for some time and dismissed the room.
Sasori ran into dendara and he sinabi to sasori the arcus sent me on a misson want to sumali me? Dendara asked, sasori shot him and sinabi leave me alone sasori sinabi and left him. sasori and palkia went to the atespada hq to tell them what they were told, dendara followed them in air, seeing this he asumed they were captured and repoted to the arcus.the arcus was angry with the atespadas, he sent entei,rakiuo and suncie to get them back.