Ash: I'm so fed up with you, Misty.
Misty: I'm so fed up with you making fun of me!
Ash: It's just my job.
Suddenly, James smashes through the pader dressed up in a chicken costume
James: ._. Wrong timing?
Ash: Please tell me why you are dressed like a fucking chicken.
James: I'm still hunting people down for their candy.
Misty: Halloween is so 4 days ago.
James: Your so 16 years ago.
Ash: YO YOU JUST GOT BURNED BITCH.
Misty: Both of you are really fucking immature!
James: At least we don't wear pimpy clothes.
Ash: YA JUST GOT BURNED ONCE AGAIN BATCH.
Misty: James, who the hell asked for your opinions?
James: It's my job.
Ash: Are we like similar in jobs?
Misty: Yeah both of you are similar in rude-ness.
James: Well, the kool aid man still never busted through any of your walls, because you already had enough juice in that gym. Blue juice.
Misty: What does that mean?
Ash: What does THAT mean?
James:....Nothing. GIMME ALL YUR kendi OR I KILL OBAMA.
Ash: But Misty still has a few madami monkeys with wands.
Misty: T_T
James: Okay look, I don't give a fuck about anything but getting free candy.
Suddenly, a wild Jessie appeared!
Jessie: JAMES GIMME BACK MY VIRGINITY
James: I never took your virginity! Butch did.... Psh.
Jessie: Phine, but if I find out you took it... We're gonna have some probs.
The wild Jessie fled!
Ash: James did you tell Jessie I like her boobs?
James: Woah gee fuck no.
Misty: This is starting to become madami and madami pointless as this progresses through.
James: Maybe this wouldn't be so pointless if you would have shut up.
Suddenly, the "Mr.Eggplant" song comes on
James: uy kids! I'm Mr.Chicken, and I'm gonna teach ya something today!
Ash: ....?
Misty: T_T ...Ugh
James: All of you little kids are dumb as fuck and nobody likes you! That's Mr.Chicken's lesson for today! Bye kids!
"Mr.Eggplant" song ends.
Ash: 0.0
Misty: What the fuq?
Misty: I'm so fed up with you making fun of me!
Ash: It's just my job.
Suddenly, James smashes through the pader dressed up in a chicken costume
James: ._. Wrong timing?
Ash: Please tell me why you are dressed like a fucking chicken.
James: I'm still hunting people down for their candy.
Misty: Halloween is so 4 days ago.
James: Your so 16 years ago.
Ash: YO YOU JUST GOT BURNED BITCH.
Misty: Both of you are really fucking immature!
James: At least we don't wear pimpy clothes.
Ash: YA JUST GOT BURNED ONCE AGAIN BATCH.
Misty: James, who the hell asked for your opinions?
James: It's my job.
Ash: Are we like similar in jobs?
Misty: Yeah both of you are similar in rude-ness.
James: Well, the kool aid man still never busted through any of your walls, because you already had enough juice in that gym. Blue juice.
Misty: What does that mean?
Ash: What does THAT mean?
James:....Nothing. GIMME ALL YUR kendi OR I KILL OBAMA.
Ash: But Misty still has a few madami monkeys with wands.
Misty: T_T
James: Okay look, I don't give a fuck about anything but getting free candy.
Suddenly, a wild Jessie appeared!
Jessie: JAMES GIMME BACK MY VIRGINITY
James: I never took your virginity! Butch did.... Psh.
Jessie: Phine, but if I find out you took it... We're gonna have some probs.
The wild Jessie fled!
Ash: James did you tell Jessie I like her boobs?
James: Woah gee fuck no.
Misty: This is starting to become madami and madami pointless as this progresses through.
James: Maybe this wouldn't be so pointless if you would have shut up.
Suddenly, the "Mr.Eggplant" song comes on
James: uy kids! I'm Mr.Chicken, and I'm gonna teach ya something today!
Ash: ....?
Misty: T_T ...Ugh
James: All of you little kids are dumb as fuck and nobody likes you! That's Mr.Chicken's lesson for today! Bye kids!
"Mr.Eggplant" song ends.
Ash: 0.0
Misty: What the fuq?
My battle with Arceus was incredibly tough. A level 80 pokemon goung up against a level 70 pokemon. The best thing I could do was to attack it and make it as weak as possible, Then I decided to throw pokeballs at it. I didn't work, then I brought in the big guns. I threw Great balls, Ultra balls and Timer balls. Didn't work.
So I decided to make it a tiny bit madami weaker. First, I put it to sleep. It woke up a few segundos later and attacked. Then I froze it solid.
It thawed out and attacked again. Then I paralyzed it. It didn't attack me for a few turns due to its paralysis. Then I threw a Timer ball one madami time, it broke out just before those stars came from the pokeball. I had enough.
I just threw a Master ball at it. Not a genius way to catch a pokemon, but it was the only way. Well, at least I hasd the mighty pokemon Arceus, the pokemon sinabi to have created the world.
So I decided to make it a tiny bit madami weaker. First, I put it to sleep. It woke up a few segundos later and attacked. Then I froze it solid.
It thawed out and attacked again. Then I paralyzed it. It didn't attack me for a few turns due to its paralysis. Then I threw a Timer ball one madami time, it broke out just before those stars came from the pokeball. I had enough.
I just threw a Master ball at it. Not a genius way to catch a pokemon, but it was the only way. Well, at least I hasd the mighty pokemon Arceus, the pokemon sinabi to have created the world.
Do you collect pokémon TCG? If you do try this fun game I made up.
How to play
1 player: Three decks, two of 10 cards the other of 30. Shuffle them. Put 10 cards on one side near you (In play) and 10 on the other, the 30 in a seperate deck (reserve).
Pick one card from the deck farthest away (other). Look at the in play deck and see if a card has a matching type (in the top-right corner). If none match, take 10 cards from the reserve, and put your current in play cards into a discard pile. If you match all in play with the other, you win! Run out of reserve, you lose.
How to play
1 player: Three decks, two of 10 cards the other of 30. Shuffle them. Put 10 cards on one side near you (In play) and 10 on the other, the 30 in a seperate deck (reserve).
Pick one card from the deck farthest away (other). Look at the in play deck and see if a card has a matching type (in the top-right corner). If none match, take 10 cards from the reserve, and put your current in play cards into a discard pile. If you match all in play with the other, you win! Run out of reserve, you lose.
Ok, imagine this you are misty coming back several years later to meet a childhood friend and when you arrive you realize he's no different. I my self have heard many retarded things like he's a vampire or a real hysterical one a spirit.No he's neither see Pokemon just wanted to keep ash forever as a icon but wouldn't you think its weird if a friend you left as an adolescent never aged a bit? POOR MISTY is all i gotta say. But theirs a lot of weird things in Pokemon like the 38+ Officer Jennys and nurse joys