Riddles. madami of 'em. I like flying cows. Click and answer or I'll throw my brother at you.

Ha. No riddles. Until you scroll down. Scroll, babeh, SCROLL! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!












Ok. Guess what? YOU AREN'T EVEN CLOSE YET! BAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHA!





























Keep going kiddo.





























You got a ways to go, human





















YOU IS THERE! Your first riddle is below.



1>>Take one out and scratch my head, I am now black but once was red. What am I?


2>>You answer me, though I've never asked you a question. What am I?


3>> What has a foot on each side, sandwiching in a
3rd foot?


4>>What kind of amerikana can be put on only when wet?


5>>A barrel of water weighs 20 pounds. What must you add to it to make it weigh 12 pounds?


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First person to get all of em right gets 5 props, 2nd; 4, 3rd; 3, and anyone else who gets them all right will get 1 pagpaparangal =) AND I'LL BE YOUR tagahanga CAUSE I'M AN AWESOME PURPLE ALIEN LIKE THAT!


---The Purple Alien