Every confusion in anime is answered with - "It doesn't makes sense here, but probably does in manga". Posted 10 hours ago

I'm having a memingful time XD Posted 14 hours ago

I wanna pet balyena :/ But not just a regular whale. Mine's have to be a taco-waffle-megla-sharktoplatopus hybrid that sounds like Dio when it talks. Posted 1 day ago

Lycanroc-Dusk
Bisharp
Serperior
Gyarados
Haxorus
Mega Charizard X Posted 1 day ago

Where the fuck is Lefty when you need him? XD Posted 1 day ago

I think I should go to bed. Lol. It's almost 2.30 am and I don't wanna get up too late. Lmao. Posted 1 day ago

*Throws ball to other guy* 'Hey, catch it, you dickhead'

*Drops the ball*

'You've got fucking penis fingers' Posted 1 day ago

Look at my horse, my horse is amazin'. Give ah lick–
(Mmm! It tastes just like raisins!) Posted 1 day ago

Have you ever received strange messages here? Posted 1 day ago

Whoa, we're half-way there
Whoa, SQUIDWARD ON A CHAIR- wait,what? Posted 2 days ago

I am a... big baller, prank caller, let me tell you something I can do,
Down a tunnel, with a funnel, I'm tellin' ya that I'm a raw gunner too,
Specifically, let me be, I am free,

I am the demon that hides inside your mind,
Perhaps I'm the one that makes your teeth grind?
Eventually, I'll be me
True to my word, I'll plant that tree. Posted 2 days ago

Guys the icon contest is back. I think uploading larawan work from my phone!
I don't know if I could keep up with this it's annoying because I'm used to using on my pc it's easier. Posted 2 days ago

Sometimes I remember that I'm 19 and that means I've been on this fossil of a site for 7 years, give or take. Posted 3 days ago

Welp, another proactive night on Random. XD

I'm off to play a game of LoL, then go to bed. Sleep tight my fellow Randomers <3 Posted 3 days ago

Fuck I wish I was a god. I'd be the best god ever, like I'd just let everyone do whatever the fuck they wanted and I'd just fly around and spread joy and annoyance everywhere. XD Posted 3 days ago

Which campers will survive and which will get seven days in the sexnasium. Find out tonight on Total Drama Epstein's Island Posted 3 days ago

Who got the apples? Posted 3 days ago

Who got the sandwiches? 😂 Posted 3 days ago

People ask the difference between a leader and a boss. The leader leads, and the boss drives. Posted 3 days ago

A cop pulled me over and said, 'Papers...' So I said, 'Scissors, I win!' and drove off like a boss! Posted 3 days ago

Remember the difference between a boss and a leader; a boss says 'Go!' - a leader says 'Let's go! Posted 3 days ago

Everyone was all hyped on cash discounts now it's all card discounts lmfao. Posted 4 days ago

Okay, listen kids
Your parents tell you never to go with strangers
But you know who else went with strangers?
Luke Skywalker
So if a total stranger tells you to go with them, maybe go with them
You may find yourself on a fun adventure Posted 4 days ago

Rest in peace for those who died in Beirut explosion and may God give speedy recovery for the injured ones. Posted 4 days ago

And now for my most EVIIIIL plan!

I'm going to make Hillary Clinton dry twerk on the entire, TRI STATE AREA!! Muahahaha–

Wait wut? Posted 4 days ago

NoNoobs is my grandma. Be nice to her. Posted 4 days ago

uy girls and the occasional guy
Don't forget that when you're sucking off your man, always remember the words of an artist living in a junkyard...
What you currently have in your mouth is art Posted 5 days ago

- What are your plans for today?
- Me and a friend of mine are going to buy some glasses.
- After that?
- After that we'll see. Posted 5 days ago

I just ate dark tsokolate and coffee two mapait things just like life in 2020

XD Posted 5 days ago

Anyone ever have this feeling that's like an itch about something, but the something sounds so dumb that you try not to think about it too much? But the problem with that is that same itch is usually right or damn near directly on the mark?

Yeah, so I've been feeling a lot of that. Posted 5 days ago

One can never under-estimate how good it is to lie down, smash back some noodle canteen and then watch ASMR while surfing the internet :D

I should call it 'how to win at life' 101. Posted 5 days ago

Sup, minions. Posted 5 days ago

Darkness never fades....I'm always watching just look behind you... ;) Posted 5 days ago

My friend sinabi that he gave his girlfriend a lovely creampie
And it made her happy
And knowing they were happy made me happy
I hope you all have a lovely creampie Posted 5 days ago

Reasons why pasta is the superior food:

Reason #1: it just is xD

.....no, i'm not sorry. Posted 5 days ago

Stop fapping and answer my new questions. Posted 6 days ago

Who's idea was it to give hurricanes names lke Jerry, Andrew, and Sandy.. ''Yeah, my house was destoried sa pamamagitan ng 'Jerry''. Posted 7 days ago

I swear it would be awesome to be a bird. I'd be all like,

FLAP MY MUTHA FUCKIN WINGS,
flap, flap flap flap–
FLAP THESE MUTHA FUCKIN' WINGS,
flap, flap, flap flap–
WORMS IN THE GROUND TASTE LIKE SOME GREENS,
flap, flap flap flap
NOT A PIGEON BUT I SHIT ON DREAMS
Flap, flap flap flap

And then I hit a green Mario pipe and die. Posted 7 days ago

I'm gonna destroy your boyhole
With the power of my Stand, 『R A M R A N C H』 Posted 7 days ago

Gonna leave this here: https://youtu.be/ttcAebptKM4 😂 Posted 7 days ago

Good morning folks. Actually, it's already technically afternoon. XD Posted 7 days ago

I'm watching GRAVEDGR @ Rampage 😎🔥 Posted 7 days ago

Man, that was a good calzone from Marco's. Posted 8 days ago

Is he gone *holds a water gun* Posted 8 days ago

Anyway, I'll continue my streak of weirdness tomorrow. I should probably go to bed. XD Posted 8 days ago

Like, last year, used to drive the work van and make DBZ noises while doing so. Posted 8 days ago

Why do I write the things that I do? In all honesty, I have no idea. I guess I really am an A-class weirdo. Posted 8 days ago

I spin, jump, and get apples. Posted 8 days ago

I am Calypso, and I thank you for playing Twisted Metal. Posted 8 days ago

You know that moment when you want to relax but you end up stressing yourself more?

XD Posted 8 days ago

You people haven't lived the true gamer paradise until you experience Hot Chick Heaven like my homie, Guptil89 Posted 8 days ago

*repost*

The whole "accept me as I am" shtick is severely taken advantage of.
Imagine an over 490+ lb man/woman going, "If you really love/care about me then me you'd accept that I've picked up this weight from years of not taking care of myself.".

asong babae nah, you better accept this salad and three taon subscription to weight watchers because I know you miss actually seeing your legs let alone your feet. Put the fucking grease down and take care of yourself goddamn Posted 9 days ago

When it ain't that bad, It could always be worse
I'm runnin outta gas, hardly anything left
I hope I make it tahanan for work
So tired of being so tired🎶 Posted 9 days ago

WUBBA WUBBA DUB DUB!!! Posted 9 days ago

Dreamtime is back on Gmail.. So turns out she never actually left Posted 9 days ago

Finished fasting araw of Arafat.
Feels good^^ Posted 10 days ago

I woke up this morning. My computer crashed, and most of my stuff has been gotten rid off... 😒 Posted 10 days ago

I think this should be taon of the duck. Any taon should be about ducks. Why? Because ducks are awesome. Now, I shall waddle off to go pick little bits of stuff out of the river. Posted 10 days ago

Hey, here's a horrifying concept for you
Growing madami Buto on tuktok of the Buto you already have inside your body
I refuse to elaborate any further. Whatever you can come up with is far worse than me giving you the satisfaction of an answer Posted 10 days ago

So, is uploading larawan just not working in forums, or is it elsewhere too? Posted 10 days ago

I finally got a new phone, but now I can't use it cause nobody knows my damn appleID, and it won't sync to my computer Posted 11 days ago

Okay,for some reason uploading larawan on your bista sa tagiliran gallery works when you are in Microsoft Edge XD Posted 11 days ago

The Ocean Feeds sa pamamagitan ng Afewseconds/COLA/Sundae

Tides rise high overhead
Legs fail to imitate fins
Blue jaws devour me. Posted 11 days ago

So I discussed the inability to upload larawan for one day
And then the website fucking crashes for seven hours straight when I plan on getting real work done
Yeah, this is the quality I've stuck around for six years for Posted 11 days ago

I've been here a long time.. And I keep seeing that guy, Crazedsitcomfan, every time I view anywhere on fanpop. And their always asking dumb questons.. kinda weird Posted 11 days ago

I couldn't give a single solitary uniquely lone existing picture posting pancake burning over toasted pot smoking pan bending pen breaking clustered glory fuck from last week right now.

It feels great😂 Posted 12 days ago

One of these days, I want wagyu. (Good thing I can find some here in Texas.) Posted 12 days ago

Finish what you start!
My therapist told me the way to achieve true inner peace is to finish what I start.

So far today, I have finished two bags of chips and a tsokolate cake.

I feel better already. Posted 12 days ago

If meat is murder...
.
...then is cake battery? Posted 12 days ago

I only drink on days that start with "T"
Tuesday, Thursday, Today, Tomorrow, Thaturday, Thunday. Posted 12 days ago

So a pirate walks into a bar and sits down susunod to a man.
The man says, How did you get your peg leg?

The pirate says, A kanyon blew me leg straight off.

The man asks, How did you get your hook?

The pirate says, I Nawawala it in a sword fight.

The man asks, How did you get your eye patch?

The pirate says, I was looking at the clouds and a seagull pooped in my eye. Posted 12 days ago

for blackie XD

Just pooped my pants.
Which is weird, because I don't even remember eating them. Posted 12 days ago

2020 is a weird year
5 years nakaraan i entered a bank in a mask and i got forced to quarantine for years, today i got praised for it.. weird times to be alive Posted 12 days ago

We should re-download 2020
Because it has a virus Posted 12 days ago

2020 has a new calendar out
January

February

Lockdown

December Posted 12 days ago

Knock, knock
*shouting thru door*
Just leave it outside, Thank you! Posted 12 days ago

Welp, I have internet again. What should I do with my regained power? Posted 12 days ago

When the words come up my throat
I learn to choke and lunok my pride, say you're right all along
Or you're gonna go off, gonna go off like a timebomb Posted 12 days ago

I'll finally go back to the college campus on the 24th. Posted 12 days ago

How'd most of my outlets in my room go out? 🤨 Posted 12 days ago

ooga booga penis Posted 13 days ago

uy so is anyone else having consistent issues with uploading larawan to ANYTHING on this website?
Because this has been going on for days, possibly weeks now, and it's starting to become a real pain Posted 13 days ago

MY HAIR!
*cough cough*
MY LUNGS! Posted 13 days ago

You know, the thing. Posted 13 days ago

Happy 35th anniversary She-Ra. Posted 14 days ago

I'm gonna kanselahin that asong babae President Nixon on Twitter
Who's with me? Posted 14 days ago

I've come to collect you Posted 15 days ago

She just want to say hi.

https://i.imgur.com/SLezcQr.mp4 Posted 15 days ago

✨
Someone holds me ligtas and warm
Horses prance through a silver storm
Figures dancing gracefully
Across my memory
✨ Far away, long ago
Glowing dim as an ember
Things my puso used to know
Things it yearns to remember ✨ Posted 16 days ago

That feeling when you're giving a helping hand but it comes back fingerless. Posted 16 days ago

Wonder if there's someone out there who gets his/her rocks off to Karens going on tangents? 🤔 Posted 17 days ago

Guys I got a new metal for random!

Get in the line because I am ready to receive gifts *waits*
please don't give a microwave Windwakerguy430 lmao Posted 17 days ago

For the folks that were actually able to sleep, good morning! Posted 17 days ago

Good night everyone. Posted 17 days ago

The Good, The Bad, and the Fuck Ugly
My paborito movie susunod to Gilbert ubas 2: ubas Gets Gaped Posted 17 days ago

Twitter is truly a toxic place. Way too much dangerous thinking and the way people act...Idk, but Twitter doesn't feel like people under the age of 18 should ever use. I feel like they'll grow up with this screwed up mindset. Heck, its too toxic for me nowadays and I play League of Legends! If I wasn't sharing Nintendo Switch content and looking at mice/rat pictures on there, I wouldn't touch Twitter at all. Posted 17 days ago

If one were to gape into the abyss
The abyss also gapes you Posted 18 days ago

So the doctor sinabi that I should consult with a nutritionist about a diet of bananas and nuts.

I told him that that diet's for women and gay men and he looked at me like I had smacked his child and called his wife Richard.

Yes, this is a joke XD Posted 18 days ago

I changed my icon; it worked for me :) Posted 18 days ago

While I'm @ ppl. @Nuri How u add image? Mine is doing that glitch thing again where I can't add them 2 polls. Posted 18 days ago