Okay, listen kids Your parents tell you never to go with strangers But you know who else went with strangers? Luke Skywalker So if a total stranger tells you to go with them, maybe go with them You may find yourself on a fun adventure
Posted 4 days ago
uy girls and the occasional guy Don't forget that when you're sucking off your man, always remember the words of an artist living in a junkyard... What you currently have in your mouth is art
Posted 5 days ago
Anyone ever have this feeling that's like an itch about something, but the something sounds so dumb that you try not to think about it too much? But the problem with that is that same itch is usually right or damn near directly on the mark?
Yeah, so I've been feeling a lot of that.
Posted 5 days ago
I swear it would be awesome to be a bird. I'd be all like,
FLAP MY MUTHA FUCKIN WINGS, flap, flap flap flap– FLAP THESE MUTHA FUCKIN' WINGS, flap, flap, flap flap– WORMS IN THE GROUND TASTE LIKE SOME GREENS, flap, flap flap flap NOT A PIGEON BUT I SHIT ON DREAMS Flap, flap flap flap
And then I hit a green Mario pipe and die.
Posted 7 days ago
The whole "accept me as I am" shtick is severely taken advantage of. Imagine an over 490+ lb man/woman going, "If you really love/care about me then me you'd accept that I've picked up this weight from years of not taking care of myself.".
asong babae nah, you better accept this salad and three taon subscription to weight watchers because I know you miss actually seeing your legs let alone your feet. Put the fucking grease down and take care of yourself goddamn
Posted 9 days ago
Hey, here's a horrifying concept for you Growing madami Buto on tuktok of the Buto you already have inside your body I refuse to elaborate any further. Whatever you can come up with is far worse than me giving you the satisfaction of an answer
Posted 10 days ago
So I discussed the inability to upload larawan for one day And then the website fucking crashes for seven hours straight when I plan on getting real work done Yeah, this is the quality I've stuck around for six years for
Posted 11 days ago
uy so is anyone else having consistent issues with uploading larawan to ANYTHING on this website? Because this has been going on for days, possibly weeks now, and it's starting to become a real pain
Posted 13 days ago
✨ Someone holds me ligtas and warm Horses prance through a silver storm Figures dancing gracefully Across my memory ✨ Far away, long ago Glowing dim as an ember Things my puso used to know Things it yearns to remember ✨
Posted 16 days ago
Twitter is truly a toxic place. Way too much dangerous thinking and the way people act...Idk, but Twitter doesn't feel like people under the age of 18 should ever use. I feel like they'll grow up with this screwed up mindset. Heck, its too toxic for me nowadays and I play League of Legends! If I wasn't sharing Nintendo Switch content and looking at mice/rat pictures on there, I wouldn't touch Twitter at all.
Posted 17 days ago