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A listahan of Sites You Probably Should Avoid!

posted by want2watcheroes

I do think that you probably should avoid the following sites I am going to list. I will add madami to the listahan when I find madami sites I think you should probably avoid. So if anyone sends you iugnay to the following sites, you have been warned that they could be tricking you. Some of these are obviously bad sa pamamagitan ng the name of the url but some of them are very sneaky to trick you.

UNLESS YOU ARE A SICKO I ADVISE YOU NOT TO GO TO THE FOLLOWING SITES

meatspin.com
fingerslam.com
infoslash.com
wowomg.com
2girls1cup.com
2girls1finger.com
lemonparty.org
goatse.cz
cleangirls.org
salsasnack.com
goatsemarathon.com
biblecamp.info...

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madami than 100 funny and cute things to say to a girl

posted by bvbmary15

I'm not drunk, I'm just intoxicated sa pamamagitan ng you.
I was so enchanted sa pamamagitan ng your beauty that I ran into that pader over there. So I am going to need your name and number for insurance purposes.
If beauty were time, you'd be eternity.
If I were a stop light, I'd turn red everytime you passed by, just so I could stare at you a bit longer.
Babe, your beauty makes the morning sun look like the dull glimmer of the moon.
You'd better direct that beauty somewhere else, you'll set the carpet on fire.
If I received a nickel for everytime I saw someone as beautiful as you, I'd have five cents.
For a moment I thought I...

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Best Truth or Dare tanong Ever To Ask

posted by sam71

Good truth or dare Questions

Truth or dare is fun, only when all the people involved in the game are comfortable with each other. Here are some questions, which can be termed as good truth or dare questions, which will help you to break the ice and ease the environment of a strained gathering.

Which was the most embarrassing moment of your life?

Describe the strangest dream you have ever had in your life?

What is the one quality or feature you would like to change about yourself?

Do you have a crush on any of your friend's boyfriend or boyfriend's friend?

Do you think your boyfriend is marriage material?...

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Icon Symbol Thingys (Feel free to copy and paste!)

posted by xxXsk8trXxx

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41 Corny asno jokes!!

posted by XxLalasaysxX

Here are my listahan of corny jokes. Now i'm just gonna let you know now i got alot of these from the youtube channel, vlogbrothers. So check them out too. Prepare to laugh.
(Make sure your not drinking anything or eating anything you might spit it or something.)

#1 How did the hipster burn his tongue?
He drank coffee before it was cool.

#2 Why are celsius and farenheit friends?
Because they're fair-in-height. (I came up with that one :)

#3 Why was the walis late to work?
It overswept!

#4 Why do seagulls fly over the sea?
Because if they flew over the baya they'd be bagels.

#5 What's Michelle Obama's favorite...

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24 ways on how to be a girl pervert

posted by I-Luv-L

I'm a girl pervert!I say guys are crazy cuz they think I touch their butts!I blame it on their hormones even though I touched their butts alot!

1.Be a real pervert

2.You don't have to look like one but just act like one

3.Always when you're walking behind a guy always look at their butt!And say"say veiw" then touch it nice and gently! :)

4.They look back and ask you say'what?no way especially not your flat ass!!!!"when they turn around find another butt to look at!

5.Look at their muscles when they're wearing sando sleeve shirts and they're doing heavy lifting

6.Take pictures as well

7.Always comment...

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My tuktok 100 Most Handsome Men That Ever Lived

posted by KataraLover

I never thought I would be doing a listahan like this because when I do lists based on looks it's on women. As a straight guy, it's easier for me to rank women than men. However, when I put my mind to something I try my best to come through. I had already done this listahan with women and I remember being asked if I would ever do it with men, so here it is. Keep in mind this is all just my personal opinion as a straight guy and it wasn't easy to figure out AT ALL! Please comment but be polite. Also, always comment because I worked HARD on this and during a time I had just had laser eye surgery and...

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Omegle Comebacks

posted by Me_Iz_Here

There are a lot of creeps on Omegle. Whether you're just bored, trolling, or being a creep, you will definitely run into a pervert on Omegle. So here are some comebacks you can use.

Stranger: Horny?
You: Yes.
You: BECAUSE I'M A UNICORN!

Stranger: ASL.
You: Sorry, I don't speak American Sign Language.

Stranger: 17 M looking for horny females
You": 85, M, looking for other gay men.

Stranger: Wanna chat with hot girls? Go to "Babesofomegle . com"
You: No thanks I don't feel like seeing whores like you.

Strangers: Wanna fuck?
You: How the fuck are we gonna fuck if you're so fucking far away and I'm not gonna fucking tell you where I fucking live so we can fuck walang tiyak na layunin strangers.

Stranger: You like dick?
You: Yes, I do like Dick. He's very nice. I don't get why people make fun of him for his name.
You: You ARE talking about the person, right?

Other ways are to just repeat the same thing over and over again, or copy everything they say.

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Things to do with the Karate Dummy Bob

posted by Euri

Bob!

Here are some things to do with the dummy Bob,

1. Practice karate on Bob
2. Dress Bob up
3. Use Bob as a boat
4. Use Bob to help you make a fort
5. Use Bob as a tree
6. Use Bob to lighten your stress sa pamamagitan ng punching and kicking him
7. Use Bob as a way to practice how to fall in slow motion
8. Use Bob to take your anger out sa pamamagitan ng punching and kicking him
9. Use Bob to tie things up on
10. Use Bob to pagpaparangal things up on
11. Use Bob as an audience
12. Have a staring contest with Bob
13. Use Bob reenact David and Goliath
14. Destroy Bob! Mwahahahaha!
15. Learn from Bob how to scowl
16. Learn from Bob how not to scowl
17....

6 SAD DEADPOOL MOMENTS:

posted by Canada24

Sense we all pag-ibig movies, and I was ibingiay the video game due to this.. Anyway.. I decided to do a very unique listahan for him.. Sad moments.. I don't collect any marvel comics.. So I only do what I can find online, don't know the whole stories... Except the film examples..

#6: HE CAN'T DIE:

Some of his madami serious sides reveal how much this "sucks". I saw one comic litrato of Wade shooting himself for no apparent reason. And another where he is actually complaining that the villain couldn't kill him..

#5: There was this time that he ran into the Ghost Rider, and he slapped DP with his whole...

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The Art Of Clickbait (A Deathding Original)

posted by deathding

Picture this. You're a newspaper boy in the 1880's and your headlines just don't seem to be selling as well as they used to. Therefore, your company decides to change things up and start lying just a LITTLE bit.

...Well, at least of your definition of lying a LITTLE bit is completely changing the pamagat of your papers to something amusing and spreading misinformation just to rake in madami cash from the public. And mine is!

So today, people. We're going to go dive headfirst into the world of clickbait. But first and foremost, the most important tanong of them all.

What exactly IS clickbait?

Basically...

Under The Arch With Tom Foolery

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Song: link

Blue lines fly along the screen, then the words appear

Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see!

St. Foalis Maressouri, 6 PM.

A crowd of thousands of ponies gathered at the Gateway Arch to experience a comedy ipakita that was being filmed live in 4k. The comedian? Tom Foolery.

Crowd: *Clapping, and chanting* Tom! Tom! Tom! Tom! Tom! Tom! Tom!
Tom: *Arrives at a temporary stage under the Gateway Arch*
Crowd: *Cheering, as they continue to clap*
Tom: Thank you everypony.
Crowd: *Continuing to cheer and clap*
Tom: Thank you very much....

In-Indie - Mulaka

posted by Windwakerguy430

Native culture… yes. Indie games always seem to really crack into that creative nature that it is known for, and thanks to no limitations, they can find inspiration in a vast number of things. And for today's game, they got their inspiration from the culture of the native Tarahumara, who were known for long distance running. It’s definitely an interesting concept and one that actually fascinates me. What are the Tarahumara and what is their culture like? Well, let
S play the indie pamagat Mulaka and find out.

Mulaka has you playing as a Tarahumara who is on a journey alone throughout...

BEST/WORST nakakatindig balahibo BOOKS/EPISODES

posted by Canada24

People liked my old nakakatindig balahibo artikulo so in the spirit of October lets do this...

BEST:

SLAPPY SERIES:
Let's just call it that, he's the reason we all remember anyway.. Inspired sa pamamagitan ng a Twilight episode it's about a sentient dummy who likes making people his slaves, but not before gaslighting enough to make people think your crazy, you know like most evil dolls.. He does stand out a strong enough villain that he's the most remembered..

And lets not forget, he got struck sa pamamagitan ng lightening at one point, so even God was tired of this dude's shit..

WELCOME TO DEAD HOUSE:
I don't really remember the book,...

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60 Things Guys Should Know About Girls

posted by CullenProperty

60 Things Guys Should Know About Girls

1) For all we talk about how hot guys are. We mostly care about there personality. Though a hot body is a plus

2) We are just as shy as you are about relationships

3) Many of us don't let you see us cry, unless we want you to comfort us

4) We like dropping small flirts, to see if you are interested. But we will later deny it or make it into a joke

5) Most of us prefer to be call beautiful than hot or sexy. But not all of us

6) We only wear mini skirts, tank tops and skimpy cloths for you (unless it's REALLY REALLY hot outside). So if you don't like what we wear...

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Cute Names to Call Your Girlfriend - tuktok 20 listahan

posted by spunkyonyx

1. Angel Eyes - call her this name and she'll either think you're lying or you'll get some action faster than a pit toro on a t-bone.

2. Baby Doll - is a class girlfriend name so call her this all you want even if she is the kind who will out chug you in serbesa and pull a monster truck over your face on occasion.

3. Bubble Butt - is one of those names you never, and I mean never call your girlfriend since this will end it all, and there will be no chance in getting back with her even for a drunken 2 am booty call.

4. Cuddle Bug - is one that most girlfriends will respond well to and will be an invitation...

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100 Reasons why You pag-ibig her

posted by milorox18

1. I pag-ibig the way we finish each other’s sentences.

2. I pag-ibig the way I know you’ll never give up on me.

3. I pag-ibig the fact that I wouldn’t ever give up on you.

4. I pag-ibig the way you look at me.

5. I pag-ibig how beautiful your eyes are.

6. I pag-ibig the way I can’t imagine a araw without you in my life.

7. I pag-ibig the way if we were ever separated I wouldn’t know how to go on.

8. I pag-ibig the way we cuddle and watch sunsets together.

9. I pag-ibig the way we sometimes stay up all night and just talk, then watch the sunrise together.

10. I pag-ibig how I know you’ll always be there when I need you to be.

11....

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TRUTH & DARE tanong (dirty for 13+)

posted by Feathershine

TRUTH

Who do you have a crush on?

If you had to petsa anyone here right now, who would it be?

Name one celebrity you would want to make out with

Name five people you hate and why you hate them

Name all the people you've had a crush on before

Have you ever embarrassed yourself in front of everyone in school? If you did, what did you do?

What embarrassing thing has a parent done to you?

Have you ever cheated on your girlfriend/boyfriend?

Have you had your first kiss, if you have, were was it and who was it with?

Have you ever seen a parent naked?

Have you ever seen mga hayop reproducing?

Have you stalked anyone,...

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23 walang tiyak na layunin funny things to do at school .

posted by bellabrowneyes

found this stuff and i wanted to share with you guys (girls) so enjoy !! =)

1.Stare at someone and if/when they stare back at you, yell, “Staring is extremely impolite!”

2.Bring a Glad product to school and whenever someone gets mad at you, say, “Don’t get mad! Get Glad!” Then hold up the Glad product.

3.Keep talking as if you’re talking to the person susunod to you, and when they answer, scream, “I wasn’t talking to you! Now, Bob, where were we?”

4.When the teacher calls roll, after each name scream "THAT'S MEEEEE!!! Oh, no, sorry."

5.Sing your tanong to the class.

6.Sit in...

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-39 Pranks on Teachers!-

posted by smileypop9

1.When you walk into the room, run up to the teacher and stare her in the eyes. nothing more. just keep a straight face and stare. they get quite scared.

2.Before your science class starts, put a palamigan that has "Human Head" written on top, on the front table. On the board write: "Class, we will be disecting a human head tommorrow, the sign up listahan is on my mesa for the part you would like to dissect" Actually put a sign up listahan on her desk.

3.bring a cactus to school. Raise your hand. When called upon say the cactus has a question. look at the cactus and wait for it to say something. when it...