I just ate 12 bags of prutas snacks, in 2 mins.
I just hope no one notices, all the snacks are gone. Posted sa loob ng isang taon na ang nakalipas

everybody's doing a brand new dance now
come on, baby, do the Loco-motion Posted sa loob ng isang taon na ang nakalipas

Feelin' sick from all that school work!!!!! Posted sa loob ng isang taon na ang nakalipas

"FUCK YO PRINCIPLE,BITCH" Posted sa loob ng isang taon na ang nakalipas

i want to give a shout out to all those people who post actual pics of their ipods on birago and Ebay... Posted sa loob ng isang taon na ang nakalipas

#Zombies Posted sa loob ng isang taon na ang nakalipas

im not dead yet don't worry .....I read everything im trying to re consider Posted sa loob ng isang taon na ang nakalipas

suicide is soon gonna be painless Posted sa loob ng isang taon na ang nakalipas

When da fuck is pasko dough Posted sa loob ng isang taon na ang nakalipas

Who else is filled with boredom? Dx Posted sa loob ng isang taon na ang nakalipas

An interveiw with Grey Delisle:

Interviewer: "So Grey, do you ever have moments when you can act like Mandy?"
Grey: "No, not usually-!

*SINISTER MANDY VOICE*

"-unless you cut me off in the parking lot, and steal my parking spot.
THATS when things get ugly.

-Grey Delisle, Mandy's voice actress from 'The Grim Adventures Of Billy and Mandy". Posted sa loob ng isang taon na ang nakalipas

bananas are tubes of prutas Posted sa loob ng isang taon na ang nakalipas

if kamatis is a fruit,
isn't ketchup a smoothie? Posted sa loob ng isang taon na ang nakalipas

Don't go hate me cuz i'm a beautiful nigga. Posted sa loob ng isang taon na ang nakalipas

Hate the ship not the shipper. Posted sa loob ng isang taon na ang nakalipas

Hey!!! I came back for now. I've been on facebook the time i was gone. I pag-ibig u all.. <3.... that knows me Posted sa loob ng isang taon na ang nakalipas

What to do? Posted sa loob ng isang taon na ang nakalipas

Destiny turned her face, numbness and violent shapes Posted sa loob ng isang taon na ang nakalipas

I have two suicidal mga kaibigan one I cant help one I can but shes trying to stop me and im depressed and someone i know started cutting and AUUUGGGHH I JUST WANT EVERYTHING TO GO AWAY GO AWAY JUST FUCKING GO AWAY Posted sa loob ng isang taon na ang nakalipas

"3 out of 5 smokers die"... apparently the other two become immortal... Posted sa loob ng isang taon na ang nakalipas

Burn memes 2013
You too, for just a dollar a day, could donate to support this cause. Posted sa loob ng isang taon na ang nakalipas

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I got iron man 3 for my birthday from my grandparents Posted sa loob ng isang taon na ang nakalipas

people everywhere
a sense of expectation hangin' in the air Posted sa loob ng isang taon na ang nakalipas

What does Doge say? Posted sa loob ng isang taon na ang nakalipas

Whatever you do,don't get out of kama on November the 2nd. No matter what you hear or see. Posted sa loob ng isang taon na ang nakalipas

5th o9f November never forget. Posted sa loob ng isang taon na ang nakalipas

suit untailored ringtone taylor matulin cant tweet up on my twitter cuz i havent done shit Posted sa loob ng isang taon na ang nakalipas

What does a spy do when he gets cold? He goes undercover. *badum tss* Posted sa loob ng isang taon na ang nakalipas

Let's throw out the what a waste of puwang poop on my face.
Holy shit litteraly 100% free!!!! Posted sa loob ng isang taon na ang nakalipas

Jellyfish pride, motherfucker! :D Posted sa loob ng isang taon na ang nakalipas

I discovered that it's really hard to find someone's phone number in the phone book if they have an extremely popular last name. Posted sa loob ng isang taon na ang nakalipas

Let's fight IM ready!!!!! Posted sa loob ng isang taon na ang nakalipas

What do you get if you tumawid a kanggaro and Bigfoot? Big holes in the ground *badum tss* Posted sa loob ng isang taon na ang nakalipas

Halloween is over...and Bring on the pasko ads XD WATERBUG Posted sa loob ng isang taon na ang nakalipas

Y u no have fun like before? Posted sa loob ng isang taon na ang nakalipas

Is it just me or does the walang tiyak na layunin club seem slow lately? Posted sa loob ng isang taon na ang nakalipas

Hello im an octopus... Posted sa loob ng isang taon na ang nakalipas

Happy Halloween everybody! Have a ligtas one! :D Posted sa loob ng isang taon na ang nakalipas

Happy Halloween everybody!!!!! ^-^ Posted sa loob ng isang taon na ang nakalipas

pader is to run in to head first! Posted sa loob ng isang taon na ang nakalipas

It's always disappointing when you check your email and there are no new messages. Posted sa loob ng isang taon na ang nakalipas

BEST CLUB EVER Posted sa loob ng isang taon na ang nakalipas

My English teacher told me I was the best student in her class and my average in English is around 80-90 and is till feel stupid I mean English is soo easy if I ever want to be impressive I should be good in math or art or geography or science but no im a fucking retard that just got slight luck in English fucking kill me Posted sa loob ng isang taon na ang nakalipas

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(◣_◢)հձթթყ հձllօաεεռ!(◣_◢) Posted sa loob ng isang taon na ang nakalipas

Oh... You hate me? -laughs manically- OK....and? hehehe Posted sa loob ng isang taon na ang nakalipas

Got my fanatic medal. Can't believe it. Posted sa loob ng isang taon na ang nakalipas

If you dress up then don't be shy. Posted sa loob ng isang taon na ang nakalipas

Halloween!!!!!!! Posted sa loob ng isang taon na ang nakalipas

I want to just sleep and never wake up Posted sa loob ng isang taon na ang nakalipas

So why do you build me up, build me up Posted sa loob ng isang taon na ang nakalipas

Do what you want cause a pirate is free
You are a pirate. Posted sa loob ng isang taon na ang nakalipas

so uh
i know it's kinda annoying to mag-anunsiyo clubs but
if there are any fans of the classic chipmunks, it'd be p great if you joined link uwu

you don't have to or anything if you don't want to but i'm just looking for other people who like it i guess
thanks !! Posted sa loob ng isang taon na ang nakalipas

really in life i look for appropriate situations to say things like
frickle frackle
honkey dory
diddly daddly
now wait just a diddly
high ho silver
and so on thats all life is Posted sa loob ng isang taon na ang nakalipas

I want to eat madami warheads but they're making my mouth hurt really badly. I'm conflicted! Posted sa loob ng isang taon na ang nakalipas

In spanish we had to color a skeleton and then write a "fun" paragraph about it. This is what I wrote translated to english: Hi! My name is Chicken. I'm 122 years old. I live on Death Street. To help around the house, I take out the trash, mow the lawn and wash the dishes. I can sing and swim well. I want Chinese pagkain because I really like it, and because I'm hungry. Posted sa loob ng isang taon na ang nakalipas

you know you make me wanna (shout!) Posted sa loob ng isang taon na ang nakalipas

"u smell bad" respect the onions Posted sa loob ng isang taon na ang nakalipas

i hate when people try to get into my business...like Hesus i dont have a sign telling people to try to fix my problems XC Posted sa loob ng isang taon na ang nakalipas

WE LIVE FOR THIS pag-ibig Posted sa loob ng isang taon na ang nakalipas

Dont you know my asno is famous!! Posted sa loob ng isang taon na ang nakalipas

Pickles are dil-icious! :3 I wanted to put a pun myself Posted sa loob ng isang taon na ang nakalipas

pag-awit is a grate way to express your self! Posted sa loob ng isang taon na ang nakalipas

wut dope shite has been goin' down? Posted sa loob ng isang taon na ang nakalipas

I pag-ibig warheads. They're so freakin sour! Posted sa loob ng isang taon na ang nakalipas

I shouldn't have watched that trailer for the segundo season of TWDG. I'm so stupid! ;-;
*Crawls into a corner* I never wanted to see her change like this! Posted sa loob ng isang taon na ang nakalipas

what you give is what you get Posted sa loob ng isang taon na ang nakalipas

You only get what you give. Posted sa loob ng isang taon na ang nakalipas

One of my best mga kaibigan was the mascot (ram) at our school's pep rally which isn't very peppy. Just loud and boring actually. Well, he was running through the gym giving people high fives then he tripped and his head bent flying. Then at the end of the pep rally pretty much the whole school hugged him five at a time. Posted sa loob ng isang taon na ang nakalipas

Dora the explorer. Posted sa loob ng isang taon na ang nakalipas

I went in to guidance and asked the guidance counselor to switch my schedule around so that I could be with all my mga kaibigan in gym class. I cried and everything to make him feel bad. He sinabi he would email the principal and ask him. It wasn't weird since I've known my guidance councilor sice I was little (my mom used I work at my school) Posted sa loob ng isang taon na ang nakalipas

Unbelievably bored!!!!Ask me a walang tiyak na layunin tanong here...link Posted sa loob ng isang taon na ang nakalipas

16 puns of pages. Posted sa loob ng isang taon na ang nakalipas

Last one:
There's a weapon in TF2 for the Heavy Weapons Guy class that are a pair of madala claws. He uses them as gloves. When I use it I practice my right to madala arms. Posted sa loob ng isang taon na ang nakalipas

Smile! Posted sa loob ng isang taon na ang nakalipas

a man, lawyer, redneck, nun, blonde, dog, and priest walk into a bar. the bartender looks up and says "is this some kind of joke?" Posted sa loob ng isang taon na ang nakalipas

I threw a boomerang but it never came back. I wondered why, then it hit me. Posted sa loob ng isang taon na ang nakalipas

The Mona LIsa was brought to court on charges of murder, but it turned out that she was framed Posted sa loob ng isang taon na ang nakalipas

A man walks into a psychiatrist’s office wearing only shorts made of plastic wrap. The shrink says, “Well, I can clearly see you’re nuts.” Posted sa loob ng isang taon na ang nakalipas

and now for a classic
can a shoe box?
no
but a tin can Posted sa loob ng isang taon na ang nakalipas

Did you hear about the optometrist who fell into a lens grinder and made a spectacle of himself? Posted sa loob ng isang taon na ang nakalipas

Good to share our puns to the fellow users. Posted sa loob ng isang taon na ang nakalipas

wear short sleeves! support your right to bare arms! Posted sa loob ng isang taon na ang nakalipas

A truck full of prutas crashed into another vehicle in a highway, it created such a traffic siksikan Posted sa loob ng isang taon na ang nakalipas

Corduroy pillows are making headlines. Posted sa loob ng isang taon na ang nakalipas

two isda were in a tank. one sinabi to the other "do you know how to drive this thing?" Posted sa loob ng isang taon na ang nakalipas

Don't trust Snoop Dogg, he's always snooping around. Posted sa loob ng isang taon na ang nakalipas

Friction: it's such a drag. Posted sa loob ng isang taon na ang nakalipas

Ben Stiller is a thief Posted sa loob ng isang taon na ang nakalipas

THERE ARE OVER 14 PAGES OF PUNS Hesus Posted sa loob ng isang taon na ang nakalipas

Nature reserves are an eagle opportunity employer. Posted sa loob ng isang taon na ang nakalipas

working at the pants factory really wore me out Posted sa loob ng isang taon na ang nakalipas

The flock of doves decided to stage a coo. Posted sa loob ng isang taon na ang nakalipas

One last pun Posted sa loob ng isang taon na ang nakalipas

Bruce Willis was found dead with a bottle of viagra, I guess he Died Hard Posted sa loob ng isang taon na ang nakalipas

my teacher used to tell me that double negatives are a big no-no Posted sa loob ng isang taon na ang nakalipas

such puns
wow
bad puns
sp00ky Posted sa loob ng isang taon na ang nakalipas

man those wind tunnels really blew me away Posted sa loob ng isang taon na ang nakalipas

never put a spanner in your shoe. i reccommend you socket instead Posted sa loob ng isang taon na ang nakalipas

Feudalism: its your Count that mga boto Posted sa loob ng isang taon na ang nakalipas