Somebody! Call the doctor!

*Calls doctor* Give her tickets to a konsiyerto you say? OK Doc, if that's what you prescribe... *hands tickets* GO! DON'T WASTE ANOTHER MOMENT!!!

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Oh my gosh! It's taken another innocent victim. *calls doctor* Quickly! Give her the tickets, and hope she doesn't come back to get more!

Oh great, another JB fanatic. Ah, what th hell, since U R pleadin Ill help ya get th tickets. *Picks up phone* Which doctor do U want me 2 get? *Listens 2 Ur response* Ok then. *Dials th #* Hello, doctor. We hav a problem, WE HAV ANOTHER JB VICTIM! QUICK, GIVE THIS SAD FELLA TICKETS OR NOT ONLY WILL THIS PERSON DIE AND HIS PARENTS WILL SUE U, BUT I SHALL SEND BLOODY MARY 2 COME AND HAUNT U 4 TH REST OF UR FUKIN LIFE! Thank U, and bring me th tickets Asap. *Hangs up and waits 4 th doctor 2 come. Then he shows up at th front door, gives her th tickets, and runs away screamin lik a sissy* Here ya go kid, Ur official tickets 2 th concert. U should B gratful that I did that(even I aint a tagahanga of him) so just take th tickets and go C th concert. Enjoy! *Leaves*

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that should stop the fever