Name all the things you CANT do.

I
Can't
Die
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And still be alive.

i can't stup loving justin bieber!

Get those damned munchkins out of my closet.
Shoot lasers out of my ass.
Destroy chuck Norris.
Beat a Touhou game.
Eat corn.
Get those damned munchkins out of my closet.
Make my pagong smile again.
Watch an episode of 'Fanboy and ChumChum'.
Get Those damned munchkins out of my closet.
Look people in the eyes.
Be alone for 5 minutos without talking to myself.
Whistle.
Get those damned munchkins out of my closet.
Convince my sister that there isn't a gorilla outside her window.
Draw Ezekiel from Total Drama Island without messing his oddly shaped head up.
Get those damned munchkins out of my closet.
Teach myself not to eat the skin off my fingers.
Or not to chew my nails.
Drink milk.
Get those damned munchkins out of my closet.
Go one oras without saying "Shit-Nehs"

And did I mention getting those damned munchkins out of closet?

name everything i cant do

keep my personalities under control

eat human faces

solve quadratic equations with my left hand while Pagsulat names with my left and take a potato chip......AND EAT IT!!!!!

deal with dial up internet

let this rotten world stay the way it is

eat peaches without almost puking

and more

I can't.

1)Anything that has to do with math and science (i cant do any basic math without a calculator :p)

2) A split. It hinders my dancing :'(

3) Cook. Ha.

4) Go to kama at a reasonable time at night- FAIL.

5) Go without tsokolate for madami than 48 hours. (Try me- i might kill something)

6) Get the guy I like to like me *cries*

7) Lose 5 ibs (thats all im asking!)

8) Watch all my paborito pelikula that i wanna watch now (Sense and Sensibility is calling to me...!)

9)Quit school

10) Scrap the American government and start over (that includes congress and the president too)

11) Eat fatty and fried foods all the time

12) skip everywhere (well actually i technically could...)

13) wear my bathingsuit in the winter

-Not say my opinion

- Be nice to people who aren't nice to me...

-Lie

-Drink madami than two cans of pop a day

-Play basketball, football, or baseball.

-Stop listening to my paborito singers

- Stop watching movies

- Not be tired at school

-Pass math class

-Not be so awkward...

Pay attention
Listen to my sister play piano
Eat hamburgers with onions inside of the patty
Be near Chinese pagkain (Only because of the smell. I can eat it.)
Not laugh when the teachers say that everyone in my school isn't a rich brat.
Play a Sonic game (I only like Tails.)
Not look at people with a creepy face
Participate in any sports
Eat anything with gluten or dairy (I seriously can't. I'm alergic.)
Study (And somehow I get 80's)
Watch the Disney Channel
Listen to country music
Listen to my mom pag-awit country music off-key
Be near a pastry
Not eat kendi (I'm thin, somehow)

I can't not type.

See?

-Study. [Never have and probably never will. xD]
-Keep myself from chewing my fingernails/skin.
-Speak up for myself.
-Talk about some problem w/ people [Even teachers and my parents..]
-Eat a lot of basura food. XP
-Give up anime for a day... or 10 seconds..
-Show people my horrible drawings.. [Even though whenever I do, they say my pics are amazing.. I don't believe them..]
-Cook. [I almost burned my house down trying to make tea. Akane, much? xDD]
-Stop being clumsy and akward..
-Be super girly.
-Wear a dress for madami than two minutes. [I HATE dresses. XP]
-Write neat. [I have the worst handwriting..]
-Causing some sort of pain to myself.
-Stay off my laptop.
-Go to school willingly..
-Ride a rollercoaster.
-Dance.. [xD]
-Listen to rap. [Besides Eminem]
-Listen to country.

I can't fly.
I can't jump higher than a mountain.
I can't predict the future.
I can't ilipat objects with my mind.
I can't turn you into a frog.
I can't divide sa pamamagitan ng zero.
I can't turn into a lobo in the full moon.
I can't make my voice sound identical to a guitar.
I can't kill people with a black notebook and a pen. (I've tried this one ._. )
I can't talk to mga hayop and actually understand what they're saying.
I can't rip down a door with only my teeth.
I can't make my eyes change color randomly.
I can't live forever.
And I can't listahan all the things I can't do, that'd take all eternity!

I can't and I want to whistle.

answering this quetion

i can do anything because i'm AWESOME™

One thing I can't do is die. Prematurely, if you wish for me to be specific.

Why?
I have....
Been in the ocean at least a mile away from the baybayin with only a buggie board at age ten. I could have drowned, but someone got me in time.
Walked on a highway for ten miles with cars driving everywhere. I almost got hit sa pamamagitan ng a huge truck. But I didn't.
I was out in a snow storm for five hours with just a panglamig on, and sa pamamagitan ng the time I got tahanan the blood was not regulating quickly through my fingers. It took me two hours or madami to warm up, etc.

I could have died during a lot of things. Hell, today I ran in front of a car that was about to move. I almost got hit. Yet I survived! =D
(And yes, I know running in front of cars is stupid. I was late for school, and that was the main thing on my mind, I am shameful to say).

Watching Disney Channel(most horrible tv station of all time)
Act like a moron in public
Watch romantic movies
Eat the foods that i already dislike
Do homework or anything school related
Staying off the computer
Stop playing video games
Getting up in the morning for school
Watching movies/tv shows that make no sense
Listen to country, r&b, or pop music(worst genres ever)
Resist watching tv
Not eat basura pagkain for a whole day
Biting the nails off my fingers

Edward Cullen can't....

-Burn in the sunlight
-Stay away from my true love
-Stop pagbaba minds

Wait, you sinabi things I can't do?! Oops...Sorry Edward!

I can't not pag-ibig Katy Perry
I can't do math
I can't not pag-ibig my bff
I can't live without being on fanpop for 2 hours
I can't lie to a friend
I can't live without my mga kaibigan
I can't not be myself
I can't ever be mad at a friend
I can't forget but I can forget

I can't...
~ Kill Edward Cullen
~ Hate books
~ suck at Math and Science
~ listen in class completely
~ be emo or goth
~ stay quiet for madami than an oras unless I'm sleeping
~ go a araw without hitting at least ONE person
~ eat blueberries and eggplants
~ not blink or breathe
~ breathe underwater
~ fly
~ Burn Twilight to ashes
~ not take a bath
etc.

i cant not be perfect..i really try hard but i just cant!! jk:P now dont look at me like i'm in pag-ibig with myself...cause i'm not!!

i can't NOT obsess over Russell Brand...

Ask anyone who knows me, it's simply impossible...

seven!

I can't:
-Get a grade higher then 70% in Math
-Be a drama reyna in Drama class (but I can be a drama reyna anywhere else)
-Not be bored while watching most documentries
-Not cry while watching a ipakita about sick/hurt/abandoned animals
-Not grimace when watching a hospital show
-Play football for the life of me
-Dance with another person (like waltzes and stuff)
-Watch or read anything about Twilight (sorry to twilight fans!)
-Read anything over 700 pgs
-Eat kabute sopas without throwing up lol

can't stp pag-awit all da time
be single 4 lng
pass math
hate sum1 n nt ipakita it
stp laffin wen i start XD
touch my elbow wit my tongue

hmm there's mre bt i can't tink of it rite nw :)

i cant drive... yet
i cant have a boyfriend... yet
i cant go somewere with mga kaibigan parents dont know all too well... atleast till im 18

i cant stop loving Michael Jackson

i can´t juggle.. other then that i can do everything!