What is something walang tiyak na layunin you could do with a medyas monkey?

You could stand on the roof above a door, tie a string to it, and then every-time someone rings the door bell, lower the medyas monkey and make a bunch of weird noises.

Throw it at your annoying neighbor..
Throw it at your dog...

Or even throw it at yourself.

"Wipe my asno with it," sinabi my dad xD.I said, "Maybe also tie it to a string and make noises when someone tries to grab a banana."