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An ad from a local satire paper I'm reading. Please give m your oh-so witty intake on this.

"*Hot Blonde Seeking Generous Gentleman- 23*
Hi there! I'm a sexy blonde with a killer body seeking a generous man for a mutually beneficial intimate relationship. If you're looking for a good time in public and an even better time in private check out my bista sa tagiliran at ' link '." (Okay, I made that website up to cover up the real website she posted.)
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DarkCEpitome said:
Well there's a good way to get raped.


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Don't petsa online or go on a fucking newspaper ad to look for your soulmate, ladies.

If you believe that you two are truly meant to be together, he'll come eventually. Wait, sweetheart. Just wait. Be patient, it's easier than you may think.
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LOL, but the thing is, it's some sort of escort ad, not an actual dating ad. She's looking for a sugar daddy. So pathetic...
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Ahh, I see. Sorry I misunderstood xD But I still stick with my rape point. Heck, that probably makes the possibility of rape madami probable in this scenario...
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JaseKS said:
I believe, simply, that that is a sexist and idiotic advertisement, and I can't comprehend who would be mad enough to create such nonsense. There goes any possibility of a career, if your boss finds that, you're screwed, my friend! Whoever made that is a complete and total bloody fucking immature slut.

Good araw to you sir.
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Whoa, genuinely epic input! :D But the thing is, she's looking for a sugar daddy, so I don't think she has a boss of any sort.
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Ah, of course. But any future jobs? She's fucked.
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BeastBoyCahill said:
o_o XD WOW, THAT WOMAN IS SAD! Oh, yeah, it's a satire paper. Good.
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Sorry, you misunderstood me: it's a real classified ad from a satirical newspaper.
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o_o WOW.
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GoldnSnitch_96 said:
That link dosen't work ...
I really don't understand what's going on here, so here is a pic for your amusement
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 That link dosen't work ... I really don't understand what's going on here, so here is a pic for your amusement
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XDDD
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He totally is female
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OMFG! XDXDXDXD
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8-o X'-D
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VoicesInMyHead said:
@_@
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SymmaGirl2 said:
.________."

Jesus, she's worse than Misa Amane.
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Misa...Amane... I feel that I've heard that before... =.=
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She's the blonde from Death Note who enjoys falling in pag-ibig with mass murderers that she's only seen once in her life. :3
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RobinFan360 said:
At least it's better then:

Christian woman looking for christian man partner who is sympathetic with woman who has mental illness and hears voices but is self controlled.
Phone: *** *** ****

-or-

Man looking for another man ages 17-73, (I am 53)
To come over for mutual touching but nothing madami (I'm not gay) and to play with my sons toy trains in the garage. He has a really good full set complete with buildings and everything. We can play all araw or for just a few hours. I also have some leftover meat in my freezer if you want some. It's not bad I just have too much of it.
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 At least it's better then: Christian woman looking for christian man partner who is sympathetic with woman who has mental illness and hears voices but is self controlled. Phone: *** *** **** -or- Man looking for another man ages 17-73, (I am 53) To come over for mutual touching but nothing madami (I'm not gay) and to play with my sons toy trains in the garage. He has a really good full set complete with buildings and everything. We can play all araw or for just a few hours. I also have some leftover meat in my freezer if you want some. It's not bad I just have too much of it.
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xXitachiXx said:
Sounds like an ad ?
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noobio7143 said:
WTF? (Yes, that's all I could come up with)
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