What's the funniest thing someone has sinabi to you about your paborito celebrity?

I don't know if I consider this overly funny but, one time this one girl and I were talking and she was saying that every guy looks good with guyliner on, I was trying to disagree with her, so I pulled out a picture of my paborito actor.
Me: I'm pretty sure he would not look good with guyliner.
Her: Yeah, but he's old, what is he like in his forties?

My mom also somehow insisted that the same actor would do a good job playing Barney!!! (My mom and I have nutty conversations like that all the time) I was mortified that she would even compare my paborito actor to Barney!!!