What would you do if you see a real snake on your feet !!?

Cool,I would carefully remove it and set it free.

Wait like in my house?

In my house it'd be a little weird but like I would let him outside.

If it were outside I'd just, I dunno, take pictures of him, name him Gerald, and proclaim that he is a good boy. I would also probably refer to him as "one long boi".
I also probably go tahanan and try to find out what kind of snake he was.

There aren't any poisonous snakes in the precise area I'm from so I'm not particularly worried about that. I also kinda like snakes.

probally pick it up. we found a snake in our yard before. i petted it. It was like when i was in elementary school yet. and we found snake skin in our garden. years ago.

Run! And I would probably try to call Mister monggus for help.

If its a rattlesnake probably slowly back away and clsoe the door until I have proper equipment or animal control cause rattlesnakes are common here and those can be dangerous.

Other than that though, if it didnt pose an immediate threat Id probably take it out myself with different methods depending on if it was actively aggressive or not

I live in the fucking desert. There have been times that I drove to work and found a snake in my fucking truck cabin because he was trying to get out of direct sunlight. It's fine, really aren't as aggressive as you think they are

run run run run

If there's a snake stalking me, I'm running for dear life. And I'd call pest control or the exterminator while I'm at it. Having snake venom going all through my tiny unhealthy underweight body is the last thing I want

Welp, I`d say it`s time to book a vacation somewhere far away

I would just bag it up and set it free.

OH OH STORYTIME CHIRREN!,!
K so I wore rain boots to my neighbors house during the summer once. (I was like 5, k?) When we went inside I kicked them off round the back porch. Later, my mum told me to put them on bc we were leaving, so little unexpecting child me just went da dee da dee da round the back and stuck my foot in mah little child boots. Well... (Hey Disney lovers!) THERS A SNAKE IN MAH BOOT! I was shocked out of my skin because I had no idea what moved under my foot.. so I yelled and went and got m6 mum.

TLDR: I Had A F*cking King Snake In My Shoe.

(I like snakes btw, I caught one for a friend with my bare hands on complete reflex and impulse once. Bad idea. It was a Copperhead. :/. I realized before it got angry and let it go, thankfully.