What's the funniest thing a person in one of your classes has sinabi all day?

In PE this boy was like "I would probably get hit sa pamamagitan ng a ball in a sensitive area just like I always do"
Literally five segundos he sinabi that he gets hit sa pamamagitan ng a basketbol in the gut. The people around me were like "Dude you just jinxed yourself"

My taon 11 class is really naughty and so our teacher was giving us this lecture about the importance of thriving in all aspects of school and the consequences we could face when we brake the rules. Anyway he was talking about what it meant to get suspended from school when this boy randomly asks "How many chances do we get until we're expired?" hahaha everyone could not stop laughing all day, especially because the boy didn't even realise the mistake he had made. You see what he meant to say was "expelled" but instead he asked how long til' we're expired?? LOL