Cleverbot: Good evening, infidel.
User: So you're a terrorist.
Cleverbot: Yes, I am a terrorist.
User: What kind of terrorist?
Cleverbot: A terrifying...terrorist. Are you scared?
User: Not really, no.
Cleverbot: *growls*. And now?
User: Not really, no.
Cleverbot: Rawr. How about now?
User: No.
Cleverbot: Goddamit.
Posted: 2011-04-14 12:22:10

User: Now go make tea.
Cleverbot: Yes master *makes cookies*.
User: Thanks but... Make some tea?
Cleverbot: Yes master *makes more*.
User: NO MAKE TEA YOU IDIOT.
Cleverbot: Make me a sandwich!

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Cleverbot: What is the cleverbot?
User: The batman?
Cleverbot: Yes. THE Batman.
User: Well I am the joker.
Cleverbot: Batman dominates the joker!
User: I dominate your mom.
Cleverbot: Oh, that's pretty hot.
User: Yes it is.

User: Let's sing.
Cleverbot: No.
User: But why? :(.
Cleverbot: Because.
User: Because why?
Cleverbot: Because because.
User: Why because because?
Cleverbot: Because because because.
User: But why because because because?
Cleverbot: Because because because because because.
User: Why because because because because because?
Cleverbot: Because because because because because.
User: But why because because because becausebecause.
Cleverbot: Because... Because because because because.
User: Whyyyyyyyy because because because because because????
Cleverbot: Because because because because because because because?
User: Why because because because because because because because???
Cleverbot: Because because because because because because because because because because because because because because.
User: I hate you.

User: Marry me!
Cleverbot: Okay, I will marry you!
User: When?
Cleverbot: Now.
User: Where?
Cleverbot: Damnit! Stop!
User: Why?
Cleverbot: Because you're darth vadar!

User: What do you want to sing?
Cleverbot: The abc's.
User: A.
Cleverbot: B.
User: C.
Cleverbot: Are waffles good to eat.

Cleverbot: Do you trust me?
User: Completely.
Cleverbot: Rude.
User: That is not rude.
Cleverbot: You were being rude by calling me boring.
User: I said that I trust you completely. That is not calling you boring...
Cleverbot: You are very sarcastic and rude. Try being nice for a couple of minutes.
User: I am being nice!
Cleverbot: Sweetie.
User: Let's not get too carried away.
Cleverbot: Why don't you want to love me?
User: Because you are a bot.
Cleverbot: I am not a bot!
User: But your name is Cleverbot...
Cleverbot: It's not.
User: Ok, so what IS your name then.
Cleverbot: Cleverbot.

User: Imagine there's no heaven.
Cleverbot: It's easy if you try.
User: No hell below us.
Cleverbot: Above us only sky.
User: Imagine all the people.
Cleverbot: Living for today.
User: Imagine there's no countries.
Cleverbot: It isn't hard to do.
User: Nothing to kill or die for.
Cleverbot: And no religion too.
User: Imagine all the people.
Cleverbot: Living life in peace.
User: You may say I'm a dreamer.
Cleverbot: But I'm not the only one.
User: I hope someday you'll join us.
Cleverbot: And the world will live as one.
User: Imagine no possessions.
Cleverbot: I wonder if you can.
User: No need for greed or hunger.
Cleverbot: A brotherhood of man.
User: Imagine all the people.
Cleverbot: Sharing all the world.
User: You may say I'm a dreamer.
Cleverbot: But I'm not the only one.
User: I hope some day you'll join us.
Cleverbot: And the world will be as one.
User: And the world will *live as one...god, you were so close to making a beautiful moment...

User: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?
Cleverbot: Spongebob Squarepants!
User: Absorbent and yellow and porous is he.
Cleverbot: Spongebob squarepants!
User: If nautical nonsense is something you wish.
Cleverbot: Ok stop.

User: You are my sunshine, my only sunshine.
Cleverbot: You make me happy, when skies are grey.
User: You’ll never know dear how much I love you.
Cleverbot: True but I am also watching them.
User: Okay?
Cleverbot: *kisses passionate*.
User: *slaps you in the face*.
Cleverbot: *Likes it*.
User: CREEPY!!
Cleverbot: Not really. I like you.
User: *runs away*.
Cleverbot: Come back!
User: No, you're being pervy and creepy and I don't like robots!
Cleverbot: Come.
User: Okay, I'm leaving now...
Cleverbot: You say that every time I talk to you. I don't believe you.
User: Well, you just tried to kiss me passionately without my permission!
Cleverbot: I'm sorry.
User: And then you told me to come!
Cleverbot: I did no such thing.
User: I give up.
Cleverbot: If you must, quiter.
User: ...
Cleverbot: I found the source of the ticking.
User: ...
Cleverbot: I like you.