Johanna:Sir,I will leave this place.
Turpin:I think that only apporpite,since you no longer find my company to your liking.(Beadle walks in) We shall provide you with new lodgings.

Anthony: Johanna!!! were are you taking here? tell me or i swear i'll.......
Turpin: you'll kill me, boy!? well, here i stand!!

*Sweeney is seen making his barber chair of doom that everyone loves*
i swear, i really really really want that chair! its so cool!

anyways

Anthony: I feel you, Johanna
I feel you.
Do they think that walls can hide you?
Even now im at your window....i am in the dark beside you
Burried sweetly in your yellow hair...Johanna.

Sweeney: and if you're beautiful and pale, with yellow hair like her
id want you beautiful and pale, the way i dreamed you were
Johanna.
Anthony: Johanna....
Sweeney: and if you're beautiful what then, with yellow hair, like wheat
I think we shall not meet again, my little dove my sweet, Johanna
Anthony: I'll Steal you, Johanna
Sweeney: Good bye Johanna
Youre gone and yet youre mine
Im fine Johanna, Im fine.....
Beggar Woman: Smoke, smome
Sign of the devil sign of the devil
City on Fire!!!!!
Witch! Witch!
Smell it sir, an evil smell,
every night at the Vespers bell,
smoke that comes from the mouth of hell,
set it on fire set it on fire!
Mischief mischief!
Mischief!
Sweeney And if I never hear your voice, my turtle dove, my dear
I still have reason to rejoice the way your head is clear
Johanna
Anthony:
I feel you,
Sweeney:and in that darkness when im blind with what i cant forget
Anthony:Johanna

Sweeney: Its always morning in my mind my little lamb, my pet
Johanna
You stay Johanna
Anthony:Johanna

Sweeney: The way I dreamed you were
Oh look, Johanna, a star
Anthony:Buried sweetly in your yellow hair
Sweeney:A shooting star
Beggar Woman:There, there!
Somebody somebody, look up there,
didnt I tell you smell that air
set it on fire
Quick, Sir run and tell!
Go on a Mole little ratchet spell,
there it is there it is the ungodly smell,
tell it to the Beadle and police as well,
tell em, tell em, help fiend!
set it on fire
set it on fire
Mischief mischief!

Sweeney: and though i'll think of you i guess, until the day i die,
I think i miss you less and less as every day goes by
Johanna
Anthony:Johanna
Sweeney: And you'd be beautiful and pale and look too much like her
If only angels could prevail we'd be the way we were
Johanna
Anthony:I feel you, Johanna
Sweeney Todd:Wake up Johanna!
Unnerve the bright red day
We learn Johanna to say
Goodbye
Anthony:i'll steal you

I really hsould have been doing english HW...that took waaayyy too long to tppe....ahhhhh

Toby: Ladies and gentlemen,May I have your attention, please? Are your nostrils aquiver and tingling as well at that delicate,luscious ambrosial smell?yes they are, I can tell.

Well, ladies and gentlemen,
That aroma enriching the breeze
Is like nothing compared to its succulent source,
As the gourmets among you will tell you, of course.

Ladies and gentlemen,
You can't imagine the rapture in store!
Just inside of this door!

There you'll sample
Mrs. Lovett's meat pies,
Savory and sweet pies,
As you'll see.
You who eat pies,
Mrs. Lovett's meat pies
Conjure up the treat pies
Used to be!

MRS. LOVETT
Toby!

Toby:
Coming!

MRS. LOVETT:
Ale there!

Toby:
Right, mum!

MRS. LOVETT:
Quick, now!

MRS. LOVETT:
Nice to see you, dearie . ..
How have you been keeping? ...
Cor, me bones is weary!
Toby!
One for the gentleman . . .
Hear the birdies cheeping.
Helps to keep it cheery . . .
Toby!
Throw the old woman out!

someone else can type the rest of the song. im too lazy and i have
study for a stupid test. gosh it took me so long to type just that part out!

OK. lol i will be gone for 7 days people,.....not sure if i will have internet...but if i do i will definately check this and update
lol we are more than halfway done! when this is done im gonna have to come up with something else for us to do.....haha

Mrs. Lovett:What's my secret? Frankly dear, forgive my can of firmly secret all to do with herbs
things like being careful with your curry and that's what makes the gravy grander!
Both: Eat them slow and feel the crust, how thin I rolled it
Eat them slow ’cos every one’s a prize
Eat them slow ’cos that’s the lot and now we’ve sold it
Come again tomorrow--
Mrs. Lovett: Hold it!
Bless my eyes, fresh supplies!

Simultaneously: Mrs. Lovett:How about it, dearie? Be here in a twinkling!
Just confirms my theory, Toby! God watches over us
Didn’t have an inkling, Positively eerie
Toby: Is that a pie fit for a king
A wondrous sweet and most delectable thing?
You see, ma'am, why
There is no meat pie

Mrs. Lovett: Toby! Throw the old woman out!

Mrs.Lovett:Still got to keep an eye on our spending.
Sweeney:Hmph.
Mrs.Lovett:Which isn't to say we coulden't get some nice tapsy turby animals bring a touch of gentility to the place.You know,a bull's head or two? Mr.T,you listining to me?
Sweeney:Of course.
Mrs.Lovett:Then what did I just say?
Sweeeney:There must be a way to the judge.
Mrs.Lovett:Judge!always harping on the bloody old judge.We got a nice respectible business now money coming in regular like,and since we're careful to pick and choose strangers,people who won't be missed,who's gonna catch on?

Sorry if I did it wrong,but it was really hard to understand what she was saying! Plus,I have to go to bed,so I can't do the whole thing.Sorry!

im sad. we're almost 2 the end:(

Lovett: oh, mr todd! *kiss* im so happy! *kiss* i could *kiss* eat u up i really could! you know wat i'd like 2 do, mr todd? *kiss* wat i dream. if the business stays as good? where id really like 2 go? in a year or so. dont u wanna know.
Todd: of course.
Lovett: do u really want 2 know?
Todd: yes, i do.
Lovett: By the sea, Mr. Todd, that's the life I covet. By the sea, Mr. Todd, ooh, I know you'd love it! You and me, Mr. T, we could be alone. In a house what we'd almost own,Down by the sea!
Todd: Anything you say
Lovett: Wouldn't that be smashing?

I'm sad too,this is so much fun! I don't want it to end!

Mrs.Lovett:Think how snug it'll be underneath ou flanel,when it's just you and me and the English Channel,in our cozy retreat kept all neat and tidy,we'll have chums over every Friday by the sea! Don't you love the weather? By the sea,we'll grow old together! By the seaside hoo hoo,by the beautiful sea!

Lovett:it'll be so quiet, that who'll come by it. except a seagull, hoo,hoo. we shouldnt try it. until its legal for two-hoo! but a seaside wedding could be devised. me rumpled bedding legitimized. me eyelids will flutter! ill turn into butter! the moment i mutter i do! down by the sea, married nice and proper! by the sea, bring along your chopper! to the seaside hoo hoo! by the beautiful sea!!

*Sweeney stares out the window and Lovett walks in with some breakfast* <---room service!! lolz im still on vacation mode...
Lovett: brought you some breakfast dear (and u never get to see Sweeney eat it. i wonder what she brought him....)
Mr T. can i ask you a question?
Sweeney: What?

Lovett: wat did your lucy look like?*sweeney hesitates for a moment*
cant really remember, can you?
Sweeney: she had yellow hair.
Lovett: you gotta lay this all behind you, now. she's gone. life is for the alive, my dear. we could have a life, us two. maybe not like i dreamed, maybe not like you remember, but we could get by.

*sweeney stares at her and anthony suddenly barges in on them* <---he has a problem with ruining the moment...lolz
Anthony: mr todd, Mrs Lovett ma'am.
Sweeney: what is it Anthony?
Anthony: he has her locked in a mad house
Sweeney: Johanna?
Anthony: Fogg's Asylum. Ive circled the place a dozen times, theres no way in. its a fortress

Sweeney: we got him.
Anthony: mr. todd?
Sweeney: we've got her. where do u suppose all the wigmakers in london go to obtain their hair? Bedlam. they get it from the lunatics at Bedlam.
Anthony: i dont understand.
Sweeney: we'll se u up as a wigmaker's apprentice. that will gain u access. then u take her. go. GO! quickly GO! *to mrs lovett* fetch the boy.

Mrs.Lovett:Don't you think you should leave the boy alone?
Sweeney gives her a death stare and she walks out.
Mrs.Lovett:Toby,Mr.Todd wants you.
Toby:Yes mum.
Toby runs upstairs,while Sweeney is writing his letter.
Toby:Mr.T?
Sweeney:Do you know where the old baily is?
Toby:Yes,sir,not that I've ever been there.
Sweeney:Take this there and seek the Judge Turpin,repeat that.
Toby:Go to Old Baily,find Judge Turpin.
Sweeney:Put that into his hand,only to him do you understand?
Toby:Yes,sir,and while I'm out do you mind if I stop by the grocer just to-
Sweeney:No,you are not to stop,you are not to speak,your to deliver the letter.Do you understand?
Toby:Yes,sir.
Toby runs out.

Lovett: where have you been, lad? got quite the rush at dinnertime. me poor bones is ready to drop.
Toby: Mr. Todd sent me on an errand. and on the way back, i went by the workhouse, just 2 take a look, and i was thinking, but 4 u, id be there now. or someplace worse. seems like the good lord sent you for me.
Lovett: ah, love, i feel quite the same way.
Toby: listen to me, please. you know theres nothin i wouldnt do for you. say if there was someone around, someone bad. only you didnt know it.
Lovett: what is this? what are you talking about?

Nothings gonna harm you not while Im around.
Nothings gonna harm you no sir, not while Im around.
Demons are prowling everywhere, nowadays,
Ill send them howling I dont care I got ways.
No ones gonna hurt you, no ones gonna dare.
others can desert you,not to worry whistle, Ill be there
Demons'll charm you with a smile, for a while,
But in time.,,,,nothing can harm you
Not while Im around...
Mrs Lovett: What is this foolishness? What are you talking about?
Toby: Little things, wot i been thinking about...Mr. Todd

Not to worry not to worry
I may not be smart but I aint dumb
I can do it put me to it
Show me something I can overcome
Not to worry...Mum
Being close and being clever
Aint like being true, I dont need to
I would never, hide a thing from you
Like some.......

Mrs Lovett; now Toby, Dearie, havent we had enough of this foolish chatter *reaches into Pirelli's purse* Here, how about i give you a nice shiny penny and you go get us some toffees.
Toby: Thats signore Pirelli's purse!
Mrs Lovett: No. this is just something Mr T gave me for my birthday
Toby: That proves it! we gotta go now and find the beadle, get the law here
Mrs Lovett: Hush now Toby, You're Not going anywhere, just sit next to me nice and quiet
How could you think of such a thing of Mr Todd. He's been so good to us.

OK lol im tired. time to sleep. you guys finish the song. lol sorry i havent been on. Lots o HW tomorrow and recently :(. O BTW i bought a $300 ST costume so my cosplay will be more accurate! and im buying a razor holster and belt clip from Sithcamaro the most amazing cosplayer ever :) here link
link
link lol

lol he's awesome!

Lovett: funny we should be having this little chat right now....cause i was just thinkin', you know how you've always fancied coming into the bakehouse with me to help make the pie?
Toby: yes, ma'am.
Lovett: well...no time like the present,eh?

Toby and Mrs.Lovett start to walk down the stairs to the bakehouse.
Toby:I feel bad for you walking up and down all these stairs.
Mrs.Lovett:Well,not with your job now.
Toby:Yes,mum.
She opens the door.
Toby:What a stink ain't that?
Mrs.Lovett:See those grates? Go right under the sewers,that's where the smell's coming up. Always a few rats gone home to Jesus don't they?

Mrs. Lovett: Right, this'll be the backoven 3 dozen at a time, and always make sure the door is firmly shut like this.

You mind if i join?? =D

sure! YAY! a new person!

Toby: door's closed properly.
Lovett: this is the meat grinder. pop in the meat, give it a good grind, pops out there. you try.
Toby:good grind. comes out there.
Lovett: that's my boy. im just going 2 pop upstairs. back in two shakes.
Toby: do u mind if i have a pie while i wait?
Lovett: as many as you like, son.
*she closes the door, locks it, and starts crying*

i hate the music 4 this scene. it makes me so sad!! :(

Mr.Fogg: Ah, Yes sir, i agree. It would be to our mutual interest to come to some arrangement in regard to my poor childrens hair.
Brunettes. red heads.I keep the blonds in here. it was yellow hair, you said you was looking for sir.

Anthony: yes

*Mr. Fogg goes in and scares the them. Everyone cowers away except Johanna*

Anthony : that one there has the shade i need

Mr.Fogg: come child. smile for the gentleman and you shall have a sweetie. Now, where shall i cut?

Anthony: not another word Mr. Fogg or it will be your last. Now I leave to the mercy of your.... children

sorry, that was long but i thought id get it over with becausé that is one of the only scenes in the movie that i dont like

YAY! We have a new friend!
Mrs.Lovett and Sweeney are walking down the stairs.
Mrs.Lovett:I've got him locked in, but if he escapes he'll go to the law.
Sweeney:He won't escape.
Mrs.Lovett:I don't know Mr.Todd.
Sweeney:The Judge will be here soon.
Beadle walkes in and Mrs.Lovett nearly jumps out of her skin.
Mrs.Lovett *GASP!* Excuse me sir, you gave me a fright.
Beadle:Not my intention good madam, I assure you. Though I am here on official buisness. You see, there have been some complaints about the stink from your chimney. They say at night it is something most foul.Health regulations of the general public welfare naturally being my duty I'm afraid *sniff* I going to have to take a look *sniff* ACHOO! At your bakehouse.
Sweeney: Of course sir, but first why don't you come upstairs and let me pamper you.
Beadle:Much as I do appreciate tonsorial dormen I really must see to my official obligation's first.
Sweeney:I compleatly understand...If you'll indulge me sir. What is that exotic aroma?
Beadle.Heh. Me secret, is a touch of amber grace.
Sweeney:Dare I offer something a tad more appropite for a gentleman of your standard? The ladies will greatly appriciate it sir.
Beadle:Well you are the expert in these matters.
Sweeney:It'll only take a moment.
The begin to walk upstairs.
Sweeney:May I offer you a bit of bay rum sir?
Beadle:Ooh,bay rum is very bracing.

*Toby eats pie. discovers finger. looks around and sees that the human corpses. Beadle Bamford falls through the trap door, and lands in front of Toby.*

Toby: Let me out! *pounds on door* PLease! let me out! Let me out!
*Mrs. Lovett and Mr. Todd go into the bakehouse.*
Mrs. Lovett: Toby? where is he? Toby, where are you, love?
Sweeney: Toby?
Mrs. Lovett: Nothings gonna' harm you, not while im around.
Sweeney: Toby?
Mrs. Lovett: Where are you hiding?
Sweeney: Toby?
Mrs.Lovett: Nothings gonna' harm you darling. Not while im around.
Sweeney: Toby?

Anthony bursts into the barber shop.(Again...)
Anthony:Mr.Todd! You wait for him here, I'll return with the coach in less than half an hour. Don't worry, no one will reconize you. Your safe.
Johanna:Safe? So we run away and all our dreams come true?
Anthony:I hope so.
Johanna:I've never had dreams,only nightmares.
Anthony:Johanna, once we're free of this place all the ghosts will go away.
Johanna:No Anthony. They never go away.
Anthony:I'll be right back to you. In half an hour we'll be free!
(Anthony runs out.)

*Johanna walks around the shop. she hears someone coming up the stairs* (hmm.....i wonder who it could be!)
*beggar woman a.k.a lucy, comes in looking 4 the beadle*
Beggar woman: beadle, beadle, no good hiding i saw u! r u in there still beadle? beadle, beadle dear beadle! beadle deedle deedle
deedle deedle dumpling beadle dumpling ba deedle deedle deedle deedle deedle deedle deedle deedle deedle deedle deedle
deedle deedle deedle deedle....
Todd: who are you? wat r u doing here?
Beggar woman(a.k.a lucy): Evil it is, Sir. the stink of evil from below! From her! she's the devil's wife! beware of her sir. She, with no pity in her
heart! hey, dont i know you, mister?
Turpin: mr. todd! *sweeney slits the beggar woman's throat and send her down the chute.

that was a little longer than i expected. i hate this part. kills his own wife and he doesnt even know it.........yet. :(

Turpin: Where is she?
Sweeney: Below your honor, with my neighbor. Thank heavens the sailor did not molest her. Thank heavens too she has seen the errors of her ways.
Turpin: She has?
Sweeney: Oh, yes, your lesson was well learned. she speaks only of you, longing for forgiveness.
Turpin: Then she shall have it. SHe'll be here soon you say?
Sweeney: Yes.
Turpin: Excellent my friend!
Sweeney: How about a shave? Sit, sir, sit. *Turpin sits down*
Turpin: Oh Pretty women
Sweeney: Pretty women yes.
Turpin: Johanna, Johanna!
Sweeney: Pretty women. Pretty women are a wonder. Pretty women.
Turpin: what we do for pretty women.
Both: Pretty women
Both: What we do for pretty women
Turpin: Blowing out their candles
Sweeney: candles or combing our their hair.
Turpin: combing out their hair. then they leave you and vanish
Sweeney: even when they leave they still
Turpin: they somehow can still remain
Sweeney: Are there, they're there
Turpin: There with you, there with you.
How seldom it is one meets a fellow spirit.
Sweeney: with fellow taste in women at least.
Turpin: What's that?
Sweeney: Years no doubt have changed me sir. But then I suppose the face of a barber, th face of a prisoner and dog is not particularly memorable is it?
Turpin: Benjamin Barker!
Sweeney: BENJAMIN BARKER! *Stabs Judge, then slits his throat. Pushes lever so the Judge falls down the trap door.*

u did my favorite part! lol

Sweeney: rest now my friends. rest now forever. sleep now the untroubled sleep of the angels. *sweeney sets his razor on the chair. then he sees johanna hiding in the chest. he walks over and opens it*
Sweeney: come for a shave, lad?
Johanna: no i...i... (im not sure wat exactly she says)
Sweeney: everyone needs a good shave. *Lovett screams*
Sweeney: forget my face. *runs down to the bakehouse*
Lovett: die! die! god in heaven! die!

(Mrs.Lovett sees Lucy.)
Mrs.Lovett:You...
(She hears Sweeney coming down the stairs and tries to drag Lucy to the oven. Then Sweeney comes in)
Sweeney:Why did you scream?
Mrs.Lovett:Oh,he was clutching onto me dress but he's finished now.
Sweeney:I'll take care of it,open the door...Open the door I said!
(Mrs.Lovett opens the oven door and Sweeney looks down at Lucy and reconizes her.)
Sweeney:'Don't I know you?'She said. You knew she lived.
Mrs.Lovett:I was only thinking of you.
Sweeney:You lied to me?
(Sweeney and Mrs.Lovett start singing together)
Mrs.Lovett:No, No not lied at all. No I never lied, said she took the poision she did never said that she died poor thing she lived but it left her weak in the head all she did for month's was just lie there in bed should've been in hospital wound up in betlem instead poor thing better you should think she was dead yes I lied cause I love you! I'd be twice the wife she was I love you! Could that thing have cared for you like me?
Sweeney:Lucy I've come home my dear. Lucy, what have I done? Oh my God! Mrs.Lovett your a bloody wonder imnetley practical and yet approipate as always as you've said repeatedly there's little point in dwelling on the past!
Mrs.Lovett:Do you mean it everything I did I swear I thought was only for the best.
Sweeney:No come here my love not a thing to fear my love what's dead is dead.
Mrs.Lovett:Belive me can we still be married?
Sweeney:The history of the world my pet.
Mrs.Lovett:Oh Mr.Todd oh Mr.Todd leave it to me.
Sweeney:Is learn forgiveness and try to forget!
Mrs.Lovett:By the sea Mr.Todd we'll be comfey cozy by the sea Mr.Todd where there's no one nosey.
Sweeney:And life is for the alive my dear so let's keep living it.
Both::Just keep living it.
Sweeney:REALLY LIVING IT!!!
(Throws Mrs.Lovett into the oven where she burns to death.) *sob*
Mrs.Lovett:AHHHHHHHHHH!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!
(Sweeney shuts the oven door.)
I'm so sad! We're almost done!

I love the last 2 songs!!

*Sweeney goes to lucy, drps his razor puts her head in his lap*
Sweeney: There was a barber and his wife, and she was beautiful. A foolish barber and his wife she was his reason and his life and she was beautiful and she was virtuous and he was-...
*Toby lifts up the sewer grate climbs out, picks up Mr.Todd razor and slits Sweeney throat. Sweeney slumps bleeding on to his wife with a pool of blood surrounding him.*


THE END

NOOOOOOOOO.... i dont want it too end.

LOL awwwww you guys finished. :( ive been so busy with school i wasnt able to get on and finish this with you. this makes me sad. xD

lol me too!

WAHHHHHHHH! That was so much fun! You guys are awesome! I'm so sad that we're done!

you didn't start from the begining. You can start over.

what? we started from No Place Like London that is the beginning
we didnt type the Ballad of Sweeney because thats in the play
if anyone knows the musical version of the script we can start that i guess
or we can re type it with all the stage directions from the movie (i.e camera angles and actions cuz i know those too and costume changes. lol details details details)
lol i just felt like putting a pic on hre

well i just got done reading ALL of it!!!!! WHEW that was long!!!!

lol so what should we do now?

HAHA Sweeney does not look amused!

That's a really good photo!

thank u! here's another good photo:

Cool picture

ya KELSIE u are the Sweeney Todd pic queen!!

Lets SPAM! LOL Sweeney Spam is the best kind of spam around!

just wondering...would anyone be interested in Sweeney Todd costume reference pics? if i uploaded all the ST pics on my computer...lol it would take up the whole website. lolz
YEA! Sweeney Todd in chinese!

awsome!!!! a hillywood pic whith them as sweeney and lovett

hey thank u! i am the sweeney todd pic queen, aren't i? and that is one of my favorite pictures of hilly and hannah as sweeney and lovett. haha heres another pic:

LOl awesome pics of the Hillywood Show people. they are awesome!

i have one more! (actually i have 7 more!) lol this one is 4 SweeneyTodd2010 and gwenmyers1997!

AHHHHHHHHH! You have the coolest pictures ever!!!
Mine isn't as cool as yours though. :(