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With the announcement of Resident Evil: Umbrella Corps coming, I am sure all of us Resident Evil players had the same reaction of “ ……… meh”. After the disasters that was Resident Evil: Operation Raccoon City, Resident Evil 6, that piece of shit Resident Evil 5, and Resident Evil: Reve- Well, okay, Revelations was pretty good- There hasn’t been much good Resident Evil games lately. So much in fact, that it made me want to play a good Resident Evil game… And what better one to play than the one that has been deemed the best in the series, and for good reason, Resident Evil 4. madami specifically, Resident Evil 4 HD Remake for Xbox 360 and estasyon palaruan 3.
If you know me, then you will know that I pag-ibig Resident Evil 4. Hell, it easily makes my tuktok ten paborito games of all time. It is just that good. For those who don’t know (About one percent of you) Resident Evil 4 is a game where you play as Leon S. Kennedy, the character from Resident Evil 2, who, after surviving the Raccoon City Outbreak, he was able to work for the president in just a matter of days. His first mission is to rescue Ashley Graham, the president's daughter, from a terrorist group in a rural village in Spain. However, shit hits the tagahanga really hard in just seconds, as Leon is attacked sa pamamagitan ng murderous villagers, blood thirsty dogs, a mutated alligator, a giant, a bearded man in a trench coat, a blind monster with giant claws, giant bugs that spit acid, a chainsaw wielding man with a bag over his face, knights, guys in robes, a black anthro scorpion, a man in a robe, generating monsters, black guys with a mini-gun, a soldier who is vulnerable to bullets, fire, and rockets but weak to knives, and a whiny midget…. Incase you couldn’t tell, this game is weird.
So, throughout the game, you are just shooting enemies while looking for Ashley. Along the way, you will meet other somewhat friendly characters, like Luis Sara, a Spanish man who is one of the funniest video game characters I;ve ever met, despite him having so few scenes, and then there is the very minor but oh so very memorable character, The Merchant…. OOOOHHH, THE MERCHANT! This guy sells you all kinds of weapons, but has such an amazing voice that you can’t help but speak to him again and again because it is just so good. Also, there is a dog. It can distract the giant for you… Because why not.
So, everyone loves this game…. HOWEVER, I want to talk about all the bad things in this game. First off, there is the quick-time events. I always hated these ones in this game, since they come so damn fast, that you never have enough time to react. Also, they feel the need to add this with button mashing. I hate having to slam down on the buttons in order to run. This is why I hate the Jack Krauser fights. I swear, I have never pushed the A button so hard and so fast in my life. Poor A button. I don’t think my Gamecube controller can take this much abuse. Another thing is the change of settings. At first, the game looks pretty creepy. You start out in a small rural village filled with psychotic villagers. That is pretty scary, I will admit. Than you end up at a castle. Um, okay. I don’t know why we’re at a kastilyo now, but I’ll live with it. Than after that, you end up at a maximum security lab on an island- Okay, what the hell is this. I thought I was playing a survival horror game. Not Legend of Zelda. What’s with all these crazy environments in one place? And then there is the last problem, which everyone who has played Resident Evil 4 hates. And that is Ashley herself. Everyone has sinabi that Ashley is an obnoxious idiot who will gladly run head first into enemies just to shout at the tuktok of her lungs like an idiot. Now, do I find Ashley annoying? No….. ish. I mean, I never had that much problems with Ashley. Sure, she does pag-ibig running into enemies, and when I try to lead her away from a Regenerator, she just lies there, and gets killed and I got to do the level all over again, ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME, ASHLEY- But, those kinds of things only happened once to me throughout a single playthrough. I usually kept her behind me in a different part of the room that lacked enemies, so I could go off and kill the enemies up ahead, keeping myself from hearing Ashley shout, so I rarely found her to be an annoyance like others did.
So, let’s talk about this game some madami and how much it ISN’T a horror game. This game has been called a survival horror third person shooter, but really, this feels madami like an action game. Resident Evil 4 is like the early Dead puwang 2. It’s a great game, but it’s not a horror game. Of course, I was willing to give this game the benefit of the doubt and see if it can still scare me….. Until (Spoilers) a helicopter came onto the island and shot at a bunch of Ganados (Names of the enemies). Yeah, this felt madami like a fucking Rambo movie sa pamamagitan ng this point. Just get Sylvester Stallone and it will be perfect. Also, in case the game wasn’t action packed enough, if you beat the game once and play it again, you can buy the Chicago Typewriter, an extremely powerful assault riple with unlimited ammo, which can kill anything in just a few shots. Of course, if you REALLY want madami action in this game, you can buy the Infinite Rocket Launcher, which fires a constant amount of rockets. I made it a goal to kill as many things as I could with this thing. I don’t know if it is possible to get a headshot with a rocket launcher, and I don’t know if I did. I’d check but the body blew up before I could.
Now, this game obviously had tons of pag-ibig and was seen as a very revolutionary game at the time. it got 9/10s, or even 10/10s. The game was just that good. The best version at the time was the Gamecube version, which is the one I own along with the HD remake. That was until PS2, the spoiled brat of the sixth generation of consoles wanted the game for himself with better controls. PS2 is just such a fat fucking hog when it comes to having the best games. Another thing to add, Resident Evil’s ending was placed in the Gines Book’s tuktok 50 Best Endings in Video Games Ever… Period… In the World. I mean, was the ending really that good. Not going to spoil it, but I don’t think it deserved to be put in the tuktok fifty of best ever… Then again, this was the same book that thought Call of Duty: Black Ops ending was the best ending ever. Yeah, because zombies was such a fucking surprise.
Overall, Resident Evil 4 is a fantastic games. Sure, it has one or two problems, but those problems are quickly dashed with the fun gameplay, action, and exploration. And even the puzzles are fun, while they may be easy (EXCEPT FOR THAT FUCKING SLIDING PUZZLE). If you happen to find this game for Gamecube, PS2, Xbox 360, estasyon palaruan 4, or even fucking Windows (Yes, there was a version of that), then this is a game you need to buy. If you want to get rid of the awful taste of Resident Evil’s 5, 6, and Operation: Raccoon City, than this is for you. But, hey, that’s only my opinion. What’s Your Take.
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Trail 1
The Warehouse Incident

Prologue


Cole Phelps- I should have known it was you

???- I knew you'd find out eventually... Well, Detective Phelps. I'm afraid this is where it ends

Cole Phelps- No... Get Back... AAAHHHHHHH (Whack) (Whack) (Whack) (Whack) (Whack)

???- He he he he he. Now all I got to do is put the blame on that stupid guy





January 19, 11: 53 a.m.
Wind Waker Guy's Room

Wind Waker Guy- Hmm, What should I do today. All I've done yesterday was play Mario 64. Guess I could play Mario 64 DS
Phone- Rrriiiiiiiinnnggggg
Wind Waker Guy- This is Wind Waker Guy
Kebora Gebora- Hoot. Hoot. Wind Waker...
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So let’s just get this out of the way. Tekken is my paborito fighting game franchise ever. I pag-ibig playing 3 in the arcades, I had a real fun time looking at the tournaments for Tekken 7, and I can safely say that my paborito so far, the one that really got me invested in the franchise, was Tekken Tag Tournament 2 (That’s some good alliteration)
Tekken follows a simple plot in pretty much every game. The Iron First tournament, or the Tekken tournament, hosted sa pamamagitan ng the president of the Zaibatsu Mishima Organization, Heihachi Mishima, in order to gather the best fighters so Heihachi can...
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*Hannah was still in disbelief at what her father had said. Yet, no matter what, even though he had lied to her for so long, even though he had done something unthinkable and unforgivable, she couldn’t bring herself to hate him. She just couldn’t do that. She looked at Drew, silently, before walking over and hugging him, for the first time in a long time. She remained close to him, not wanting to pull away, trying her best to hold back tears.*
Hannah: I-It’s okay dad. I understand
*Drew wanted to tell Hannah that it was not okay. What he did could never be taken back, and he knew that....
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Before I say anything, I want to start this off sa pamamagitan ng saying that there is nothing, and I mean nothing, funny about a school shooting. School shootings are some of the worst things that can happen in our society, and bearing witness to such a travesty makes me worry for the safety of others and makes me feel terrible about the victims and their families and friends. So, tell me why in the name of god my principal wanted to turn a school shooting in my school into a goddamn Three Stooges act. Now, I am sure he didn’t intend to make it sound incredibly stupid, and he does in fact care about student...
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Chuck: Ready to go, Katey
Katey: Yep
Stacey: The military's coming
Chuck: Good. Nothing can possibly go wrong
(Meanwhile, with the military)
Boykin: OKAY, YOU LITTLE GIRLS! NOW, THE OPERATION IS SIMPLE! KILL ALL ZOMBIES, AND SAVE THE SURVIVORS! NOW, ilipat OUT
Soldier: Well, nothing can go wrong (Gas comes)
Soldier 2: Egh. Who fucking farted?
(Zombies change into gas zombies)
Soldier 2: Well.............. Shit (Gets killed sa pamamagitan ng zombies, as well as the other soldiers)
Boykin: (Talking to dying soldier) Don't you die on me, you little bitch. Get up. I sinabi get up
Soldier: (Dies)
Boykin: YOU FUCKING PUSSY
(Meanwhile,...
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David Cage, the creator of many famous games of the kamakailan era. A man who is sinabi to be one of the most creative minds in gaming right now. And yet, no matter who you ask, there is only two opinions on this guy. There’s the people who like David Cage and then there are the people who don’t. And I’m one of the people who don’t. Welcome to an episode of Content Cuck. And this is the David Cage and Quantic Dream rant article. I’m here to discuss all the flaws of every Quantic Dream game, yes, all five of them, and talk about the flaws of David Cage, from the self centered behavior to...
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(This artikulo contains disturbing content, disturbing violence, blood and gore, and inappropriate sexual themes, You have been warned.)


There are a lot of very disturbing things out there in the world. Though many people have different opinions on what disturbs them and makes them uncomfortable, there are always things that leave people uneasy and completely shocked. So, I want to share with you five madami things that I have found that I find to be the most disturbing. Now, you may not find these as disturbing as I do, so if you wish to ipakita me things that you yourself are disturbed by, then...
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We all know how overused zombies are. They are in movies, tv shows, videogames, books, but rarely do we see them in anime. It’s weird. But, in the taon 2010, we got an anime known as Highschool of the Dead, which showed the classic zombies that was seen in pelikula like Night of the Living Dead. The zombies were slow and lumbered, but were huge in numbers. This anime had a lot of scenes like this.



Like this.



And even this.



But, the zombies aren’t what make Highschool of the Dead so recognizable. No, if you’ve seen this anime, you’ll mostly recognize it for scenes like this....
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Holy shit, this one is a bit of a nostalgia trip. I remember watching Mucha Lucha when I was a kid and loved it so much. It was probably where my interest in masked wrestlers came from, that and WWE of course. Now is the ipakita good? Eh, debatable. You’d have to have a nostalgic pag-ibig for it to appreciate it, but hey, I watched all episodes of The Nutshack. I have zero shame. So yeah, here’s the Mucha Lucha game on Gameboy, Mascaritas of the Nawawala Code. Another published game sa pamamagitan ng Ubisoft, but developed sa pamamagitan ng Digital Eclipse Software, who worked on all sorts of ports of old arcade games. You’ve...
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Deal or No Deal? Yeah, I choose no deal. Okay, we got the obvious joke out of the way, now let’s get on with the introduction. Deal or No Deal, a game ipakita that I have no knowledge of. Despite living with my grandma who watches game shows all the time, I never really caught her watching any Deal or No Deal. Now The Prices is Right, that is a video game I would play. I have no knowledge of the show, what it’s about, or what made it so popular to get a video game. It’s not uncommon for game shows to get a video game based on them. I mean Jeporedy and Family Feud get video games all the...
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Let’s talk about third-party Wii games… Everyone’s favorites. Okay, so I’ve already mentioned a few Wii games like kabute Men and the No madami bayani series, and Madworld. While those are indeed good underrated Wii games, I am aware that there are a multitude of bad third party Wii games. But you know what isn’t bad? A good old fashioned JRPG for the Wii. And no, it’s not Xenoblade Chronicles, so if you were expecting that, then prepare to be disappointed. No, today, we are talking about the other Wii JRPG: The Last Story.



The Last Story is a game for the Wii that was made...
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TREVOR AS VEGETA:

SCENE ONE:

Trevor: (learning Carly is pregnant) Huh, this is a new feeling: pride in someone else... Unfortunately, it's overshadowed sa pamamagitan ng all this UNYIELDING RAGE!

SCENE TWO:

Michael: Dave.. I think Trevor knows about Brad.

Dave: Really?.. How did he feel.

Michael: Hard too tell.. He literary screams everything.

SCENE 3:

Trevor: (losing it in his trailer, after learning about Brad) They called me crazy! They ALL called me crazy!.. But I'll ipakita them! I'll ipakita ALL of them! Right Carly!?.. (talking to the volley ball from Cast away, but with Carly's face on it), (the ball falls over,...
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 Art sa pamamagitan ng Deathding
Art by Deathding
I remember a time when horror pelikula didn’t use found footage to describe they’re movies, and how Paranormal Activity brought it back and it was everywhere, forever making horror fans motion sick. Okay, I don’t hate found footage films. I pag-ibig Cloverfield, and it was a found footage movie. However, found footage movies, at least to me, tend to be pretty bland. It’s why I wasn’t really a tagahanga of Paranormal Activity. But I think the movie that started it all would have to be Blair Witch Project.



Okay, so maybe Blair Witch Project wasn’t the first to do the whole found footage...
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If you ever wanted to see how stupid me and my brother are, look no further than the time when we bought two fucking BB guns, and started pagganap like badasses because of it. We were twelve at the time, so what do you expect. We did everything we could with these things. We shot soda cans, we swung them in our hands, we even held them sideways, thinking we’d look madami awesome, or at the very least, less idiotic. So, what we decided to do was try and put on vests and shoot each other. Yes, we were THAT fucking stupid. We actually thought it would be a fun idea to shoot each other. I have no...
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Hello, and today, we will be talking about the meme known as Doge. So, let us take a look at the history of the Doge
Now, unlike most memes, we can't just look for the picture of Doge. We also need to find out where the word, Doge, came from. Now, the word Doge came from the ipakita Biz Cas Fri 1, when one of the characters misspelled dog sa pamamagitan ng saying D-O-G-E. So, now that we know where the word came from, lets find the picture. A Japanese kindergarden teacher posted pictures of there dog on there blog page. However, one picture ended up ipinapakita the dog making an odd face. Now, we know about the word,...
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Hello, everyone. Todays listahan is about the games that got my hopes up just to piss me off. Now, these are games that I have to had loved the first games or the trailer and box art had to look super cool only to just piss me off while playing it. So, here we go

10: Spongebob Squarepants and the Legend of the Nawawala spatula - Now, I had played other Spongebob games before like Battle for Bikini Bottom, The spongbob Movie game, and Lights, Camera, Pants. They were all wonderful games, so when I saw this game, I was excited... But when I played it, it was beyond awful. This game has a dumb story that...
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 Nick's Revolvers
Nick's Revolvers
(Cody parks car in front of bank)
Cody: Okay, can we not screw this up this time
Nick: Well, duh. Why else do you think I brought this tahanan made pipe bomb. I'm not going to pistol whip the SWAT Team this time
Cody: (Sigh) You better not fuck this up (Puts on mask)
Nick: You worry to much, Cody (Puts on mask)
Cody: Okay, lets go (Gets out of car)
Nick: (Follows) Trust me, just follow my lead and this will go fine (Walks into bank) Alright. (Fire gun at ceiling) This is a goddamn robbery
Cody: (Runs in) Surprise, motherfu- (Slips and falls on floor) Ow
Nick: What the fuck, Cody
Cody: I thought I would...
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Guys, I’m about to give a hot take for you all…. I do not care for PaRappa the Rapper on estasyon palaruan 1. Now I am fully aware that is a crime against humanity, but I do like aspects of it. I pag-ibig the style of it for a PS1 game, I enjoy the character designs, and I think the music is pretty funky. But a lot of my problems with the game are from the gameplay feeling pretty rough and unfair at times. There are many times where I am pretty sure I hit the button at the right time, and not only does it sound awkward coming out of PaRappa as delayed as it sounds, but the game still counts it as...
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*Hannah’s eyes were on the dark figure. She couldn’t see who or what they were. Her curiosity was all over her mind. She wanted to rush over to the person, but there was not a single monster near them. They stood perfectly still, almost calm. Hannah couldn’t look at them another minute. Instead, she continued to follow the butterfly. She hoped that, in due time, she would find out who that mysterious figure was. She hoped that they would meet soon. But, she had to stay focused on helping the person in danger, the one the paruparo was leading her to. She ran down the street, following...
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Damas: (Being carried sa pamamagitan ng the crow) Put me down, goddamn it (Crow drops him and he hits his head on the ground) Oh god, where am I
Crestfallen Warrior: Oh, welcome to Firelink Shrine. Have you come to become Hollow, like me
Damas: Uh…. not really
Crestfallen Warrior: Oh… Well, no worries. I suppose you’re here then on a quest
Damas: How did you know?
Crestfallen Warrior: Why else would you come to a messed up place like this
Damas: Good point
Crestfallen Warrior: Well, in order to progress through your quest is to ring the two Bells of Awakening, one in Undead Parish and the other in Blighttown....
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