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With the announcement of Resident Evil: Umbrella Corps coming, I am sure all of us Resident Evil players had the same reaction of “ ……… meh”. After the disasters that was Resident Evil: Operation Raccoon City, Resident Evil 6, that piece of shit Resident Evil 5, and Resident Evil: Reve- Well, okay, Revelations was pretty good- There hasn’t been much good Resident Evil games lately. So much in fact, that it made me want to play a good Resident Evil game… And what better one to play than the one that has been deemed the best in the series, and for good reason, Resident Evil 4. madami specifically, Resident Evil 4 HD Remake for Xbox 360 and estasyon palaruan 3.
If you know me, then you will know that I pag-ibig Resident Evil 4. Hell, it easily makes my tuktok ten paborito games of all time. It is just that good. For those who don’t know (About one percent of you) Resident Evil 4 is a game where you play as Leon S. Kennedy, the character from Resident Evil 2, who, after surviving the Raccoon City Outbreak, he was able to work for the president in just a matter of days. His first mission is to rescue Ashley Graham, the president's daughter, from a terrorist group in a rural village in Spain. However, shit hits the tagahanga really hard in just seconds, as Leon is attacked sa pamamagitan ng murderous villagers, blood thirsty dogs, a mutated alligator, a giant, a bearded man in a trench coat, a blind monster with giant claws, giant bugs that spit acid, a chainsaw wielding man with a bag over his face, knights, guys in robes, a black anthro scorpion, a man in a robe, generating monsters, black guys with a mini-gun, a soldier who is vulnerable to bullets, fire, and rockets but weak to knives, and a whiny midget…. Incase you couldn’t tell, this game is weird.
So, throughout the game, you are just shooting enemies while looking for Ashley. Along the way, you will meet other somewhat friendly characters, like Luis Sara, a Spanish man who is one of the funniest video game characters I;ve ever met, despite him having so few scenes, and then there is the very minor but oh so very memorable character, The Merchant…. OOOOHHH, THE MERCHANT! This guy sells you all kinds of weapons, but has such an amazing voice that you can’t help but speak to him again and again because it is just so good. Also, there is a dog. It can distract the giant for you… Because why not.
So, everyone loves this game…. HOWEVER, I want to talk about all the bad things in this game. First off, there is the quick-time events. I always hated these ones in this game, since they come so damn fast, that you never have enough time to react. Also, they feel the need to add this with button mashing. I hate having to slam down on the buttons in order to run. This is why I hate the Jack Krauser fights. I swear, I have never pushed the A button so hard and so fast in my life. Poor A button. I don’t think my Gamecube controller can take this much abuse. Another thing is the change of settings. At first, the game looks pretty creepy. You start out in a small rural village filled with psychotic villagers. That is pretty scary, I will admit. Than you end up at a castle. Um, okay. I don’t know why we’re at a kastilyo now, but I’ll live with it. Than after that, you end up at a maximum security lab on an island- Okay, what the hell is this. I thought I was playing a survival horror game. Not Legend of Zelda. What’s with all these crazy environments in one place? And then there is the last problem, which everyone who has played Resident Evil 4 hates. And that is Ashley herself. Everyone has sinabi that Ashley is an obnoxious idiot who will gladly run head first into enemies just to shout at the tuktok of her lungs like an idiot. Now, do I find Ashley annoying? No….. ish. I mean, I never had that much problems with Ashley. Sure, she does pag-ibig running into enemies, and when I try to lead her away from a Regenerator, she just lies there, and gets killed and I got to do the level all over again, ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME, ASHLEY- But, those kinds of things only happened once to me throughout a single playthrough. I usually kept her behind me in a different part of the room that lacked enemies, so I could go off and kill the enemies up ahead, keeping myself from hearing Ashley shout, so I rarely found her to be an annoyance like others did.
So, let’s talk about this game some madami and how much it ISN’T a horror game. This game has been called a survival horror third person shooter, but really, this feels madami like an action game. Resident Evil 4 is like the early Dead puwang 2. It’s a great game, but it’s not a horror game. Of course, I was willing to give this game the benefit of the doubt and see if it can still scare me….. Until (Spoilers) a helicopter came onto the island and shot at a bunch of Ganados (Names of the enemies). Yeah, this felt madami like a fucking Rambo movie sa pamamagitan ng this point. Just get Sylvester Stallone and it will be perfect. Also, in case the game wasn’t action packed enough, if you beat the game once and play it again, you can buy the Chicago Typewriter, an extremely powerful assault riple with unlimited ammo, which can kill anything in just a few shots. Of course, if you REALLY want madami action in this game, you can buy the Infinite Rocket Launcher, which fires a constant amount of rockets. I made it a goal to kill as many things as I could with this thing. I don’t know if it is possible to get a headshot with a rocket launcher, and I don’t know if I did. I’d check but the body blew up before I could.
Now, this game obviously had tons of pag-ibig and was seen as a very revolutionary game at the time. it got 9/10s, or even 10/10s. The game was just that good. The best version at the time was the Gamecube version, which is the one I own along with the HD remake. That was until PS2, the spoiled brat of the sixth generation of consoles wanted the game for himself with better controls. PS2 is just such a fat fucking hog when it comes to having the best games. Another thing to add, Resident Evil’s ending was placed in the Gines Book’s tuktok 50 Best Endings in Video Games Ever… Period… In the World. I mean, was the ending really that good. Not going to spoil it, but I don’t think it deserved to be put in the tuktok fifty of best ever… Then again, this was the same book that thought Call of Duty: Black Ops ending was the best ending ever. Yeah, because zombies was such a fucking surprise.
Overall, Resident Evil 4 is a fantastic games. Sure, it has one or two problems, but those problems are quickly dashed with the fun gameplay, action, and exploration. And even the puzzles are fun, while they may be easy (EXCEPT FOR THAT FUCKING SLIDING PUZZLE). If you happen to find this game for Gamecube, PS2, Xbox 360, estasyon palaruan 4, or even fucking Windows (Yes, there was a version of that), then this is a game you need to buy. If you want to get rid of the awful taste of Resident Evil’s 5, 6, and Operation: Raccoon City, than this is for you. But, hey, that’s only my opinion. What’s Your Take.
Video games sure do have a lot of great female protagonists, don’t they? From the classic Jill Valentine to the fun Bayonetta, video games are madami than capable than having female characters do just as much as males… But I’m tired of people praising great female protagonist. So let’s talk about some really bad ones. I’m talking about ones that are poorly written, make dumb decisions, and are just the worst kinds of characters around. Maybe one day, I’ll do a tuktok five best female protagonists… One day. But today, let’s just talk about the bad ones. Before I continue, let’s...
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I have talked about The Legend of Zelda: Wind Waker a lot on this website. I consider it to be my number one paborito game of all time, and I don't think that is ever going to change. I'm just so attached to this game, that I don't think I could feel attached to any other game the same way I am to Wind Waker. From the massive world that you can sail across and find little islands to explore, to the wonderful dungeons to come across, to having, arguably, the best Zelda, to the colorful and cartoon-like celshading, to the crazy and interesting characters. And speaking of characters, Link, in...
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Hello, everyone, and welcome to Nikpicks, where I talk about little tidbits of some of my paborito games out there, weather they be lore and stories of the world, little thoughts that run through my mind, or just things that I either really pag-ibig or... for lack of a better word, dislike, little pieces of it. And what better way to start this new series off than with immediate negativity... Now you all know that this is clearly an artikulo created sa pamamagitan ng me. Now, before I get into the subject, let us discuss the game. Persona 3. Or rather, the FES version that I played. Now, Persona 3 is easily one...
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Tom Kenny: Sugar. Spice, and everything nice. These were the ingredients chosen to create the perfect little girls, but Professor Utonium accidentally added an extra ingredient to the concoction. Chemical X!
Professor: *Gets moved backwards sa pamamagitan ng an explosion, but smiles when he sees what he created*
Tom Kenny: Thus the Powerpuff Girls were born! Using their ultra super powers, Blossom, Bubbles, and Buttercup have dedicated their lives to fighting crime, and the forces of evil.
Blossom: *Flies through the sky*
Bubbles: *Flying to the right of Blossom*
Buttercup: *Flying to the left...
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Oh, Sega. When will you ever care about other properties that aren’t Sonic already. Well, with a new Shenmue game being announced… Behind a pader of Sonic games, I think now is a good time to talk about a classic Sega game. And not just any Sega game, but a horror Sega game that fell into obscurity after some time ago. Yes, everyone. Today, we will be taking a look at the psychological horror game known as Condemned: Criminal Origins. Also, since this is an underrated game, I think that this will also be a Hidden Gems article. So, today, you will get both a Corner of Horror and a Hidden...
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Barry: (Parks his car in front of a small white house, and makes his way to the door)
Ruby: (Runs out the door) Daddy’s tahanan (Runs over and hugs Barry)
Barry: (Hugs back) Hi, Ruby. How’ve you been?
Ruby: I’ve been great. The school got cancelled on account of a giant robot attack, so I got madami time to work on my science project
Barry: That’s great
(A teenage girl in punk attire with brown hair sits at the doorway, texting on her cellphone)
Barry: Hi, Rose
Rose: (Looks up and nods as she keeps texting)
Barry: Where’s your mother, Ruby?
Ruby: She’s inside. sinabi that she was on the phone with...
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Okay, thankfully, after three days in a row of bad pasko horror movies, we can now get a good one. Now, when you think of anything that appears to be scary, what do you think of? Serial killers, giant monsters, dangerous animals, and more. But, how many of you think of children being scary… Well, if you’ve seen Eraserhead or just in general hate children, I can’t really blame you. But, if you aren’t scared of kids, than this movie will probably make you change your mind. And that movie in tanong is, creatively, named The Children



The Children takes place not on Christmas,...
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Happy Halloween, everyone. For real this time. Now we have finally reached the last movie of this crazy month. Are you excited? I know I am. So let’s talk about the Halloweeniest pelikula out there, otherwise known as Hallowee- Oh, wait. I already reviewed Halloween… Well, don’t worry. I got something even better. Something even madami Halloweeny. And that movie is the underrated horror movie, Trick ‘r Treat.





Now, is Trick ‘r Treat better than Halloween. I can’t say for sure. However, what I can say is that Trick ‘r Treat definitely feels madami like a Halloween movie (The holiday,...
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Back in the 70s, when pelikula were hard to make, and when the only slasher movie out there was Psycho, a little known director sa pamamagitan ng the name of Tobe Hooper had a vision. Create a movie that’s very violent and gory, without much violence and gore shown. And so he went to work, creating a movie that me and my mga kaibigan find to be one of the best slasher pelikula out there. And that movie happens to be Texas Chainsaw Massacre… The 1974. Not the crappy and gory remake.





The movie follows a woman sa pamamagitan ng the name of Sally, her paraplegic brother Franklin, and their three friends, Jerry, Kirk, and Pam,...
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(Over the town of Sangria, a lighting bolts crashes through a building) (A large human-like creature emerges from the lightning bolt and begins to run through the city)
Alarm: Attention all civilians. A large monster is attacking the city. Evacuate immediately
(Crowds of people run away from the giant monster)
Police Chief: This is the City of Sangria Police Chief. Can any bayani hear me. We need help
(The radio is answered)
Crimson Salvation: Don’t worry, I’ve got this
Police Chief: C-Crimson Salvation? Is that you
Crimson Salvation: That’s right. I’ll take care of this problem
Police Chief:...
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(Please be advised that there's some madami mature humor in this, thanks in advance!)

Shadow the Hedgehog. A huge gaming icon and certainly one of the most popular anti-heroes of all time. He's made many appearances throughout the Sonic series, and will always be loved in the hearts of many.

....Which brings me to the conclusion that he is EVIL! Yeah, a hedgehog named Shadow is evil, WHO WOULD'VE FUCKING GUESSED IT!?

So without further ado, I'm your host Ethan Bradberry and let's get RIGHT into the fucking news.

1. His name is Shadow for God's sake. And we're original. Trust me. ;)

2. It doesn't matter...
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Wow, a horror anime review. It only took a while, with the last one being Parasyte. I know it’s been awhile since my review on a horror anime, which I will try to do a lot madami of if I have the time. Because having to watch episode after episode is a bit of a challenge. So, today, we’ll be watching a special horror anime. One that I pag-ibig oh so much. And it doesn’t even have creative disturbing monsters, which you know will instantly interesat me. Instead, we got an anime about human. But I assure you, people can be just as much of monsters as any creature. And this anime just so happens...
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I always enjoyed the horror genre. Sure, I may pag-ibig those family friendly Nintendo games, and all of those bright mga kulay in it. But, whenever I get the feeling, I just want to play a game that’s grim, dark, and terrifying. And thankfully, there is no short supply of terrifying video games. There are so many, like Dead Space, now turned into a non-survival horror game in the 3rd game thanks to EA’s co-op decision, Fatal Frame, which is now being highly censored due to angry mobs of femi-nazis, and Five Nights at Freddy’s…….. And that’s all I gotta say. But if there are two wonderful...
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Wind: Sheesh, you’d think they could handle a couple Aso (Walks to the door)
Wesker: No! You don’t want to go back out there
Wind: …. Why? This mansion is probably filled with god knows what, and you’re scared of a couple of dogs? Fuck it, whatever. What do we do now?
Barry: We should split up and look around
Wind: Oh, yeah. That’s a great idea

Barry: Hey, look at this? It’s blood. I hope it’s not Chris’s blood
Wind: I have absolutely no idea who that is.

Wind: (Walks down a hallway, and meets a zombie)
Zombie: (Eats Kenneth, before getting up and looking at Wind)
Wind: ……. Well...
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Actually, it has been historically proven that this is a fact. In the Midget/Elf wars of 991 BC, Midgets used their superior vision to lead night time archer attacks and take out hoardes of elves each night. Unfortunately, these tactics led to the extinction of the Elves and that is the reason midgets are the only tiny humanoids alive today. Private contractors for the U.S. military are now trying to deploy Midgets into combat today to increase accuracy on late night bombing runs and ground assaults. They are also trying to develop Midget sized planes that would be undetectable sa pamamagitan ng radar....
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Boy, do I pag-ibig video games. I still have a ton I want to play, but until I do, I just want to listahan the ones that I myself have played. No, rules as usual. Only one game per franchise, and only ones that I have played. And, after I buy a million madami games, I may make another listahan in the future. I don’t know, we’ll see. Well, with all that said, let us start this long, yet short list

#100: Turok: Dinosaur Hunter



A very fun and kinda hard game. The controls may be a lot different from how they are today, but after you get used to it, the game is still really fun. And it is a real blast...
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#10: tahanan SWEET PINEAPPLE:
Cheers for SpongeBob moving away along with Gary, paying no attention to Patrick's sadness. But this is understandable, he always hated Spongebob.. But the pineapple tahanan grows back to normal and squashes Squidward..

#9: SQUIDWARD THE UNFRIENDLY GHOST:
When SpongeBob and Patrick believe they have killed Squidward and that he is now a ghost, he takes advantage of this sa pamamagitan ng making them his slaves..

#8: GOOD OLD WHATHISNAME:
Squidward steals What Zit Tooya's wallet and ran a red light in front of a police officer and gets arrested and was sentenced to 10 years in jail.

#7:...
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1: VALENTINE'S DAY:
When SpongeBob didn't give him a present for Valentine's araw (He did but the present didn't come at first) Patrick was upset when he thought Spongebob lied to him. But eventually Patrick went insane over this; nearly destroying the amusement park and threatening the citizens. This is also widely considered to be Patrick's straightest villain role (alongside Rule of Dumb).

2: I'M WITH STUPID:
When Spongebob pretends to be dumb to make Patrick look smarter in front of his parents, Patrick takes it too far and begins treating Spongebob like he really is dumb. Not only that, but...
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Well, we’re finally at the tuktok ten. We’ve come quite a long way, haven’t we. But now, it is time to talk about the shows that impressed me beyond all expectations. So, here we go

#10: Elfen Lied



Now, if there is anything a horror anime must do best, it’s keep suspense and also scare the viewer throughout the entire show. Elfen Lied does just that. The ipakita is about two cousins, Kouta and Yuka, who find a girl on the tabing-dagat named Nyu. However, what they are not aware of is that this girl is actually named Lucy, and she is actually a Diclonius, which are a race of humans with psychic...
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