Wind: Sheesh, you’d think they could handle a couple Aso (Walks to the door)
Wesker: No! You don’t want to go back out there
Wind: …. Why? This mansion is probably filled with god knows what, and you’re scared of a couple of dogs? Fuck it, whatever. What do we do now?
Barry: We should split up and look around
Wind: Oh, yeah. That’s a great idea
Barry: Hey, look at this? It’s blood. I hope it’s not Chris’s blood
Wind: I have absolutely no idea who that is.
Wind: (Walks down a hallway, and meets a zombie)
Zombie: (Eats Kenneth, before getting up and looking at Wind)
Wind: ……. Well then (Shoots the zombie and blows his head up)
Wind: (Looks at the dead body of Forest) Oh, poor Forest. But I thank you for the grenade launcher. I promise to always remember you
(5 segundos later)
Wind: It’s a good thing I got that gun off of whatshisname. Now I can finally do some real damage
Richard: (Holding his arm)
Wind: Damn, that’s pretty bad. How did you even do that
Richard: It was this snake
Wind: A snake? A snake did THAT (Points at the large hole in his arm with venom in his arm)
Richard: I need serum
Wind: Serum…. huh…. Well, that’s on the other side of the mansion, so….. Yeah…. Bye (Leaves)
Yawn, the Giant Snake: (Appears in front of Wind)
Wind: Oh shit. That guy wasn’t kidding…. Huh…. (Shoots at the snake)
Wind: And that makes four masks (Places all four masks on the statues)
Crimson Head: (Comes out of the coffin)
Wind: (Shoots it with a grenade) Yeah, yeah. I get it. Spooky house of jump scares. Fuck off already
Wind: (Wakes up in a cabin) Oh man, my head
Lisa Trevor: (Stands over him)
Wind: Oh god, tell me we didn’t….
Wesker: (Shooting gun down a hallway)
Wind: What are you shooting at
Wesker: Oh, you’re alive
Wind: Yeah. Kinda sounds like you don’t want me to be alive
Wesker: It’s good to know your safe
Wind: Is it? I mean, you are wearing sunglasses in a completely dark house and your talking in a very low voice. I’m pretty sure you're evil
Wesker: I’ll go and check the other side of the mansion
Wind: Yeah, you better run
Enricho: (Lying against a wall)
Wind: Oh hey. It’s the Mexican. How are you doing
Enricho: The STARS are finished. Someone is a traitor
Wind: It’s Wesker, isn’t it? I bet it’s Wesker
Enricho; (Gets shot from afar and dies)
Wind: Oh shit? Does the border patrol extend this far?
Barry: What is this?
Wind: It’s an elevator, Barry
Barry: Where does it go
Wind: Down, obviously
Lisa Trevor: (Walks toward Wind)
Wind: Oh, god, it’s you. I appreciate you resting my head down and keeping me from getting eaten sa pamamagitan ng zombies in my sleep, but I don’t know what you could have done to me, so please leave me alone (Runs in the opposite direction)
Barry: (Goes up the elevator)
Wind: Barry! BARRY, WHAT THE FUCK! IF I SEE YOU AGAIN, YOU’RE FUCKING DEAD!
Barry: (Looking over stone casket)
Wind: (Pulls gun out and aims it at Barry) Hey, Barry! Remember me?!
Barry: Look, you don’t understand. I can explain
Wind: Oh, I’m sure you can
(Lisa Trevor walks in)
Wind: Oh fuck, this asong babae again
Lisa Trevor: There’s no time. Hand me my gun
Wind: ….. Fuck it (Gives Barry his gun) Just shoot the asong babae until she dies
Barry: Thanks (Shoots at Lisa)
Wind: Okay, so what are these Gamecubes for? (Puts a disc in one of them, and a door at the end of the hall grows with one green light) Okay…. Maybe something good is in there… I’ll come back for it later
Wind: (Walks into a lab, with Barry behind him) When the fuck did you get here, Barry
Wesker: (At a control panel) Well, good work on making it this for
Wind: (Sarcastically) Oh shit! Wesker’s evil? I never would have guessed. Oh my god. Ho- (Wesker hits Wind) OW! Take a joke, dick!
Tyrant: (Comes out and kills Wesker)
Wind: Ha ha. Now who's laughing
Tyrant: (Turns to Wind)
Wind: Ah, shit (Shoots at the Tyrant as it moves toward him)
Barry: Come on, let’s get out of here
Wind: Probably won’t be that hard
(The self destruct alarm goes off)
Wind: FUCK
Wind: (Sends a signal rocket) And now I wait
(The Tyrant jumps onto the roof)
Wind: Oh goody, I was hoping I’d have something to pass the time
Brad: (From the helicopter, he throws a rocket down) Use this
Wind: Oh, fuck yeah (Picks up the rocket and shoots it at Tyrant, blowing him up) FUCK YEAH
Wind: (In the helicopter, with Chris and Barry) Well, for once, I didn’t kill everyone. I guess the dozens of zombies was enough to satisfy my bloodlust for the day….. Though, I could have sworn we forgot something… But I can’t remember what
(Meanwhile)
Chris: I’m sure they’ll come and save me. I’ll be out in no- (The mansion explodes)
Wesker: No! You don’t want to go back out there
Wind: …. Why? This mansion is probably filled with god knows what, and you’re scared of a couple of dogs? Fuck it, whatever. What do we do now?
Barry: We should split up and look around
Wind: Oh, yeah. That’s a great idea
Barry: Hey, look at this? It’s blood. I hope it’s not Chris’s blood
Wind: I have absolutely no idea who that is.
Wind: (Walks down a hallway, and meets a zombie)
Zombie: (Eats Kenneth, before getting up and looking at Wind)
Wind: ……. Well then (Shoots the zombie and blows his head up)
Wind: (Looks at the dead body of Forest) Oh, poor Forest. But I thank you for the grenade launcher. I promise to always remember you
(5 segundos later)
Wind: It’s a good thing I got that gun off of whatshisname. Now I can finally do some real damage
Richard: (Holding his arm)
Wind: Damn, that’s pretty bad. How did you even do that
Richard: It was this snake
Wind: A snake? A snake did THAT (Points at the large hole in his arm with venom in his arm)
Richard: I need serum
Wind: Serum…. huh…. Well, that’s on the other side of the mansion, so….. Yeah…. Bye (Leaves)
Yawn, the Giant Snake: (Appears in front of Wind)
Wind: Oh shit. That guy wasn’t kidding…. Huh…. (Shoots at the snake)
Wind: And that makes four masks (Places all four masks on the statues)
Crimson Head: (Comes out of the coffin)
Wind: (Shoots it with a grenade) Yeah, yeah. I get it. Spooky house of jump scares. Fuck off already
Wind: (Wakes up in a cabin) Oh man, my head
Lisa Trevor: (Stands over him)
Wind: Oh god, tell me we didn’t….
Wesker: (Shooting gun down a hallway)
Wind: What are you shooting at
Wesker: Oh, you’re alive
Wind: Yeah. Kinda sounds like you don’t want me to be alive
Wesker: It’s good to know your safe
Wind: Is it? I mean, you are wearing sunglasses in a completely dark house and your talking in a very low voice. I’m pretty sure you're evil
Wesker: I’ll go and check the other side of the mansion
Wind: Yeah, you better run
Enricho: (Lying against a wall)
Wind: Oh hey. It’s the Mexican. How are you doing
Enricho: The STARS are finished. Someone is a traitor
Wind: It’s Wesker, isn’t it? I bet it’s Wesker
Enricho; (Gets shot from afar and dies)
Wind: Oh shit? Does the border patrol extend this far?
Barry: What is this?
Wind: It’s an elevator, Barry
Barry: Where does it go
Wind: Down, obviously
Lisa Trevor: (Walks toward Wind)
Wind: Oh, god, it’s you. I appreciate you resting my head down and keeping me from getting eaten sa pamamagitan ng zombies in my sleep, but I don’t know what you could have done to me, so please leave me alone (Runs in the opposite direction)
Barry: (Goes up the elevator)
Wind: Barry! BARRY, WHAT THE FUCK! IF I SEE YOU AGAIN, YOU’RE FUCKING DEAD!
Barry: (Looking over stone casket)
Wind: (Pulls gun out and aims it at Barry) Hey, Barry! Remember me?!
Barry: Look, you don’t understand. I can explain
Wind: Oh, I’m sure you can
(Lisa Trevor walks in)
Wind: Oh fuck, this asong babae again
Lisa Trevor: There’s no time. Hand me my gun
Wind: ….. Fuck it (Gives Barry his gun) Just shoot the asong babae until she dies
Barry: Thanks (Shoots at Lisa)
Wind: Okay, so what are these Gamecubes for? (Puts a disc in one of them, and a door at the end of the hall grows with one green light) Okay…. Maybe something good is in there… I’ll come back for it later
Wind: (Walks into a lab, with Barry behind him) When the fuck did you get here, Barry
Wesker: (At a control panel) Well, good work on making it this for
Wind: (Sarcastically) Oh shit! Wesker’s evil? I never would have guessed. Oh my god. Ho- (Wesker hits Wind) OW! Take a joke, dick!
Tyrant: (Comes out and kills Wesker)
Wind: Ha ha. Now who's laughing
Tyrant: (Turns to Wind)
Wind: Ah, shit (Shoots at the Tyrant as it moves toward him)
Barry: Come on, let’s get out of here
Wind: Probably won’t be that hard
(The self destruct alarm goes off)
Wind: FUCK
Wind: (Sends a signal rocket) And now I wait
(The Tyrant jumps onto the roof)
Wind: Oh goody, I was hoping I’d have something to pass the time
Brad: (From the helicopter, he throws a rocket down) Use this
Wind: Oh, fuck yeah (Picks up the rocket and shoots it at Tyrant, blowing him up) FUCK YEAH
Wind: (In the helicopter, with Chris and Barry) Well, for once, I didn’t kill everyone. I guess the dozens of zombies was enough to satisfy my bloodlust for the day….. Though, I could have sworn we forgot something… But I can’t remember what
(Meanwhile)
Chris: I’m sure they’ll come and save me. I’ll be out in no- (The mansion explodes)
Cory
Cody's Car
When it comes to the pelikula made sa pamamagitan ng Rob Zombie, they’re kinda hit or miss for me. Some of them can be good, and others, like Halloween, can be the worst thing I’ve ever seen. So, naturally, when I heard of this one animated movie sa pamamagitan ng Rob Zombie, I was…. Interested, to say the least. Not sure if I wanted to watch it, but, I gave it a try. I decided to buy the movie off line, since the film was straight-to-video, and gave it a watch… And it was definitely a film that I enjoyed… kinda. So, let’s talk about the movie that few know as The Haunted World of El Superbeasto.
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New Vegas follows a young man or woman known only as the Courier, who happens to get roped into some bad stuff, involving a fancy dressed man named Benny, voiced sa pamamagitan ng Chandler from Friends. Boy, how will the Courier get outta this one? He won’t. He gets shot in...
