Oh... my... fucking... god... Sparking Tickle. That's all I can say.
Now, this is a crossover fanfiction about Iron Man and Astro Boy. I have seen both of these and I enjoyed both of these. So, with that, we get this god awful fanfic. It starts with Astro Boy visiting Tony Stark, sa pamamagitan ng the way, if you watched the Iron Man movies, you'd know that Tony Stark is Iron Man. Anyway, Tony shows Astro Boy gay porn, because he wants to do what all bad fanfics have done before. I'll let you think of what it is.
So, once that is done, Tony proceeds to suck on Astro Boy's penis. And let me remind you that...

Hello, everyone, and welcome to the first araw of the 12 Days of Christmassacre. From this araw until Christmas, for over twelve days, I will be talking about pasko movies. But, I won’t just be talking about pasko movies. Oh, no, no, no. I’m going to be talking about pasko horror pelikula (Because why else would it be a Corner of Horror review?). So, with all that out of the way, why don’t we start this listahan off with the most well known pasko horror movie. And that movie is Black Christmas.



Black pasko is a 1974 horror movie, from our mga kaibigan all the way in Canada....

I never been very good at giving pproper discriptions, or fillimg moods. So apologises in advance..

Rick finally awoke from his coma, only to realize he must of been there for a long Tom now, the place was empty, and all the doors were blocked up.

Rick saw something trying to get into the window, it was clearly a female zombie, though Rick didn't know of that yet.

It looked aweful, and smelled even worse. And kept groaning.

"My god... She's so drunk" Rick laughed.

"Hey love. How much you have last night?" Rick mocked the groaning zombie.

Rick decided to keep exploring the hospital.

Rick ended up opening...

Hey, everyone, welcome to an episode of Content Cuck. So, after having been on this website for four years, I can safely say that, I have matured. A lot. Mentally, anyway. There was a time where I couldn’t handle a small opinion without have a fucking hissy fit like a baby suffering from the most violent case of autism you’ve ever seen. There were times when I couldn’t even do criticism right. Hell, I think I may have ruined the word “criticism” for a few people who knew me on this website. So, for the fourth anniversary of my arrival on this website, I’m not gonna celebrate with...

Hello, and welcome to the Third araw of Christmassacre. And today, we got something extra special for you all. We all know that Black pasko was a great and subtle slasher film. And we all known nothing about Elves other than it’s bad and it’s hilarious because it’s awful. But, if we were to merge the two together, getting a slasher movie that has so bad, it’s good concepts and is a hilarious mess…. Silent Night, Deadly Night. Let’s get into this wonderful, wonderful mess.



So, this movie was released to the world in the good old taon of 1984. Ronald Reagan was in office,...

Halloween was a pretty good movie… And then it made a bunch of crappy sequels. I could talk about how I hate all of them equally, but I want to focus on the one that was an immediate sequel to the first one, the segundo movie in the franchise. So, how could what was sinabi to be one of the greatest slasher pelikula of all time manage to get worse and worse with time… Well, why don’t we look into it and find out?



First off, I would like to point out one thing. The director of the first movie was John Carpenter. However, he was then changed to producer, and Halloween 2 was directed sa pamamagitan ng Rick...

Be me. Age 9. My brother’s birthday comes up and for it, he gets a copy of Tony Hawk Underground. I watch him play it for a bit and am amazed sa pamamagitan ng the character creator, insane tricks, and how much I hate Eric Sparrow. Sneak into his room while he’s at work. Try to play Tony Hawk Underground. Fail miserably. Finally manage to get the tricks down. Brother walks in from work. Mfw.jpeg. Immediately gets punched in the stomach and thrown out…. Tony hawk everyone.



Legendary skater and now a family man who is going through an existential crisis, he was the man who revolutionized skateboarding...

Song: link

Johnny: *Running on a rooftop*
Parker: *Running with Gordon* Get him!!
Sean: Why is that guy being chased?
Jeff: I don't know.
Johnny: *Hiding, watching Parker and Gordon run in the other direction* Finally, they're gone. They want me dead because I'm tonight's host for Sean's Spectacular Saturday of Stories. There are two films we have for you.

8:00 PM - Con Mane: Golden Iris

8:30 PM - Six Shooters 5

Welcome to another story about a spy named Con Mane. We begin at a Mexican nuclear base.

Con: *runs onto dam*
pilot: *flies past Con*
Con: *ties himself to guardrail*

Con jumped, as the rope...

Monsters and creatures in a horror game, movie, show, or book are the very thing that makes the game, movie, show, or book scary. It shows us something that is a threat, possibly completely inhuman and unimaginable, that we wouldn’t expect it to be real, but horror makes us believe that it is real, and that is what scares. So, whenever a monster is done and used creativity, I tend to respect the creator and the use of the monster. And there are so many of them, I may have to make another listahan another time. But, for now, I wanna talk about monsters and creatures from… anything that I find...

I don’t think I need to give a lesson on who Batman is. Everyone and their grandparents know who he is. Batman, the Dark Knight, the Caped Crusader. Having tons of comics, pelikula and video games. Some being some of the greatest games of all time and others being… the complete opposite. And that’s what we are looking at, the complete opposite. Developed sa pamamagitan ng the Japanese studio, Kemco Software, best known for their work on the tuktok Gear franchise and their mobile games, they are still around today. Nothing was hurt sa pamamagitan ng this game, DC Comics is still making bank and Batman is still a cherished...

Okay, so after the last game, I needed to cool down and play a much better game. That last one got a little heated, but thankfully, I can try out something that may calm me down and be a joy to play. So, with that all sinabi and done, let us play through a tipaklong Manufacture game. tipaklong made a lot of underrated titles, such as Killer 7, Shadows of the Damned, and the great Wii franchise, No madami Heroes. So, naturally, I really enjoy seeing their name on anything. With that being said, I can’t wait to talk about today’s game, Killer is Dead



~Story~

Killer is Dead was made some...

When it comes to video games, many people expect a satisfying final boss to help bring the game to a close. Many bosses can be huge and epic, like in Bayonetta. They could be incredibly emotional, like Gwyn from Dark Souls. Or they can equal your strength and test your skills like Henry from No madami Heroes… Or sadly, they can suck so hard, that they make you tanong why you went through the game for this in the first place. That is what I want to talk about today. Final bosses that are built up to be epic, and in the end, suck so hard, that it literally leaves a bad taste in your mouth....

Well, here it is. It’s time for the moment you’ve all been waiting for. While I have been busy with a ton of other things like work and the underlying threat of every phone call being a scam artist or something to leave me bankrupt, this artikulo has always been in the back of my mind. And I’m finally gonna talk about it. Today. That’s right. It’s time we finally get to talking about the classic comedy film. Clerks… 2!. Nah, I’m kidding. Fuck that movie. It’s Clerks, the original, 1994 film



I: From Humble Beginnings

Clerks is the best comedy film I have ever seen. Of...

(Walter and Phillip walk into a building carrying the suitcase)
Doorman: Hold it, who are you two
Walter: I’m Walter, and this is Phillip. We have a meeting with Ricardo
Doorman: The boss? Alright, go on in
Walter: Thanks (Walks in)
Phillip: (Stops) So, what kind of stuff does Ricardo sell, because my friend’s got this good pot and may be able to do business-
Walter: Phillip! Stop screwing around!

(Walter and Phillip wait in an elevator)
Walter: Now, Phillip, let me do the talking
Phillip: Why?
Walter: Because you can’t talk your way out of a problem to save your life. That’s why
Phillip: Please,...

~Story~

The story follows a Ethan, young boy with a hatred for criminals and how he uses his new demonic powers to kill criminals to make a better world for himself and his sister

~Characters~

Ethan

A young unibersidad student practicing to be a prosecutor. At the age of sixteen, his parents were killed sa pamamagitan ng robbers while they were in a store. It was around this time where he grew to have a strong hatred for criminals. However, a few years later, at the age of twenty two, his twenty taon old sister, Rebecca, was almost sexually harassed on her way from school. Ethan was able to save her, but was beaten...

So, there are a lot of fanfics on the internet. I mean A LOT. Even I need a break sometime. So, lets read a internet comic strip. The one known infamously throughout the internet as the Bong Chong Dong Ghost…. Oooooh….. fuck.
So, this is a comic strip that comes from Korea. And, if you’re uncultured, then the only thing you can think of from Korea is Kim Jong Un, and Gundam Style. In other words, GET YOUR MIND OUT OF THE FUCKING GUTTER! Anyway, this is probably one of the most well known and most terrifying thing from Korea…. minus their IPhone games, but, I mean actual terror. The Bong...

(Apologies for the ugly card at the top, I was rushed for time when making this one)
So after I dipped my toes into the vast lake of a franchise with SoulCalibur V, I decided to try out other games. II was good, but never got to play much of it, IV was eh, and we never talk about Legends. Pretend that doesn’t exist. And then, announcement of SoulCalibur VI comes out, and everybody gets hyped. We see Mitsurugi and Ivy in beautiful 4k resolution, and motherfucking Geralt from Witcher, but that ain’t what interested me. When I saw character creator Kirby, and the chance for making the...

Tonight, I watched the film Annabelle: Creation. This is coming from a person who has never watched a single Conjuring film in my life. I would like to, since I heard good things, but I have never watched them. Now, Annabelle is sinabi to be a prequel to the first Annabelle movie. I have never watched the first one either, but, ibingiay it's poor critical reception, I don't think I'm missing too much. So, is Annabelle's prequel film better, or is it just as bad. Well, let's find out, shall we?



Annabelle: Creation follows a group of young orphaned girls. The two friends, Linda and Janice, the...

I don’t know what it is, but I think I blame my dad for getting interested in the wild west. He would always ipakita me all of these old western films, and tell me all about it. Though, I wasn’t interested at first. My interest in the old west started when I began listening about it in history class. The thought of an entire small desert town with no law fascinated me….. Okay, none of you believe that. I had my interest sparked after playing video games, of course, what else. And let me tell you, there are quite a lot of cowboys in video games. It may not seem like much, but trust me, there...

Oh man, I am now realizing what a horrible mistake I’ve made with all this. But I already bought the games, so I have to do it now. Reminder that I spent literally $100 on bad games this year. This website does not pay me for Pagsulat artikulo and all of this is out of passion for criticism and writing. I am actually doing this to myself. I should probably call the suicide hotline cause I’m pretty sure this counts as a form of self harm. Well, regardless, it’s pasko time, and what better way to celebrate the holiday season than sa pamamagitan ng talking about something we all get: Crappy video games....