Before Platinum games became Platinum games, they started out as Clover Studios, a part of Capcom. They made some interesting games, like Okami and the weird jank fest that is Godhand. But there is one game that I really want to talk about, and I think that, you read the title, so you can already tell what the game is. That’s right, it’s the Gamecube classic, Viewtiful Joe.
Viewtiful Joe follows the protagonist, Joe, a huge movie nerd who is getting madami than I am right now as his girlfriend Sylvia is kidnapped sa pamamagitan ng the villain in a movie before pulling Joe in along with him. Within...

“I want to help starving families in Africa, feed the poor, and help out in animal hospitals” sinabi literally no Social Justice Warrior ever. I gotta say, what would happen if Westboro was on the internet? Well, you’d get these stupid fucking cunts. These…. THINGS! These things known as Social Justice Warriors, or SJWs for short, are the prime example of why John Lennon's Imagine can never be a real thing. Because with idiots like them running around, we don’t want any rights for them, because they clearly don’t deserve any, ESPECIALLY freedom of speech.
So, let me tell you what a...

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Sean The Hedgehog: *Holding a .44 Magnum* Hedgehog. Sean The Hedgehog.
Con Mane: Wrong! That's my role!
Sean The Hedgehog: Sorry.
Con Mane: *Clears his throat* Hello, my name is Mane. Con Mane. I'm hosting the S.S.S.S. That's a lot of S's. Now, our line up for tonight is right here.

8 PM - Dr. Ani (A Con Mane Story) Rated PG

8:30 PM - Six Shooters 3 Rated R

Con Mane: Now I'm going to get a milkshake. Stirred, not shaken.

In case you are wondering, ani is korean for no.

Three old blind stallions were walking alongside a kalye to a club. They were all walking with canes making sure they weren't...

Now, I have done a few rants. And as fun as they were, I have gotten some people saying that I seem to hate everything. So, I decided to make a listahan about the things I love, or, Mini Praise, if you will. So, I hope this will help you people see that I don’t hate everything ever made. So, here I go

Writing - Now, I never knew I had a passion or a talent for Pagsulat until I was inspired to sa pamamagitan ng my English teacher back in seventh grade. Since then, I have been working on my Pagsulat skills. I am also working into making this passion a career, so that I could hopefully make something with it. I always...

Remember when there used to be a time where if a game doesn’t sell well, that’s it. It’s dead and buried forever. Well, doesn’t seem to be the case anymore. Either through crowdfunding or a ton of dumb luck, games that were hidden classics back in the araw seem to be getting brought back. And one such game is the classic Beyond Good and Evil.
Beyond Good and Evil takes place on an alien planet where humans and totally not furry anthro creatures coexist. One character, a human named Jade, is a reporter for a media group that exposes the wrongdoings of the planet’s government. Jade,...

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Mr. Bruce: I have a song that will help you destroy the Eastern Pacific.
Panzer: *Listening to the music*
Robert: This ain't inspirin' me to do anythin'.
Mr. Bruce: Wait for it.
Addie: We don't have time to wait! We need to start the ipakita now.
Mr. Bruce: Who do you think you are?
Addie: I've been selected to be the host this week. My name is Addie, and I'm from Anata No Tenkei-Tekina Anime. I have two Con Mane tagahanga fictions being played tonight.

8 PM - Now

Con Mane: On Celestia's Secret Service

8:30 PM - Later

Con Mane: Diamond Tiara's Are Forever

It was a wonderful araw in Canterlot, until some...

Barry: (Walking through the hall of his apartment, having arrived from the local Burger Empire, having gotten his hapunan for the night. As he makes his way to his apartment door, he see’s a letter in the mail slot, with a strange symbol on it. He takes out the envelope and reads the letter) “To the one Crimson Salvation, you have been invited to speak with the Marvelous Five. Be at the Sangria City Park at 12:00. Be sure you are in your costume so that we may speak”. (Barry’s hands shook as he read the letter) T-The Marvelous Five!? The same Marvelous Five… Oh, I need to iron my costume...

Wind: (Walks down the street, noticing everyone on their phones) What the hell is going on?
Cody: Wind (Holds up phone) Don’t move. There’s a Pikajew right susunod to you
Wind: What?
Cody: A Pikajew. I gotta catch it
Wind: Cody, what are you talking about
Cody: You didn’t hear? There’s this new mobile game out right now. Pocket-Man. Gotta hunt ‘em all. Don’t you play it?
Wind: I don’t have a phone because I have self respect
Cody: Oh, you’re missing out. Just look at all these awesome Pocket-Men. Pikajew, Baulbaspore, Arsonist, Squirter, Innuendo, Innuendo, Bird, Rat, Another Bird, Snake,...

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Seanthehedgehog presents

The Season 3 Premiere of

Ponies On The Rails

Starring

Peirce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Red Rose From Chibiemmy

Coffee Creme From KarinaBrony

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Metal Gloss From DragonAura15

Stylo From Jimmythedragon

Gordon, Percy, Jeff, Bartholomew, and Pete from Seanthehedgehog

Episode 21

The Return Of Red Rose

April 30, 1953

It was a nice araw in Cheyenne, but just when everypony was about to get their work assignments, Gordon arrived.

Gordon: Heil hitler!
Hawkeye: Oh great, world war 2 is still going on...

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Mabel: We got a special ipakita where trains ipakita off their paint, and upgrades.
Sean: *Using hydraulics to make his front end bounce*
Kenny: *Has ginto wheels, and a ginto horn*
Theresa: That's awesome, but we gotta start the segundo half of the S.S.S.S.
Eula: That's right. Let's get started.

Girls: *Playing Rock & Roll music* Anata No Tenkei-Tekina Anime!! Anata No Tenkei-Tekina Anime!! Which is Japanese for, which is Japanese for... *Drum solo* Your Typical Anime. *Guitar solo* Your Typical Anime. *Guitar solo* Your Typical Anime!

Episode 4: Fat Pat

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Fat Pat: *Sitting on his throne*...

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Buttercup: *Doing pushups*
Grayback: Practicing for Mojo Jojo?
Blossom: I told her to do it earlier so she would get her energy back, but when he arrives, she'll be too tired.
Buttercup: I got energy to spare.
Eula: *Farts*
Buttercup: *Falls down* Eugh, what did you eat?
Eula: taco bell. You're girls. Why don't you fart?
Blossom: *Leaves with Buttercup*
Eula: Welcome to Sean's Spectacular Saturday of Stories. I'm Eula, and I'm the hostess tonight. Here's tonight schedule.

8 PM - Now

Con Mane: You'll Only Live Twice

8:30 PM - Later

Anata No Tenkei-Tekina Anime - Bak2Bak

Con Mane has returned.

We...

Back in my older article, I stated that there are games in there that don’t intend to be a horror game, yet have many attributes about them that make them horror games. And in that article, I didn’t note that there were many games out there that can be considered scary, almost bordering on horror games if you think hard enough. I still feel proud of that artikulo and felt that I had a few good choices in there, but there were either other games I wanted to talk about or there were games that I have just recently heard of and want to discuss. So, with that in mind, I want to do a sort of...

It was a dark and stormy night in Naboo. Rain was falling down hard as lightning strikes flashed nearby, followed with the sounds of thunder.

Imperial Officer: *Slowly walking back and forth, making sure the Stormtroopers load everything onto the bituin Destroyers* Not long now, just keep it moving!

What the Imperials didn't notice was that a Metra, was parked susunod to two AT-ST's. Inside was a female officer being held hostage sa pamamagitan ng two Rebel's.

Their Metra is the one on the bottom: link

The driver was...

Wind Reacts to Stupid Stuff on the Internet

Part I: Challenges

“The Drinking Challenge”
Oh yes, because you’ll need to get drunk when your mga kaibigan are this fucking stupid

“The Boiling Water Challenge”
Unless you’re a ulang at a fancy restaurant, there is no goddamn reason to stick your hand in boiling water

“The apoy Challenge”
What kind of masochistic person lights themselves on apoy for popularity? You’re not Evil Canival goddamn it

“The Driving Challenge”
This is why adults don’t trust teens to be in cars

“The marihuwana Challenge”
Well, I look pasulong to hearing about...

~Personal Information~
-Nik’s birthday is February 7th, 1999, a week before Valentine’s Day
-Nik’s real name is Nikolas, but finds his full name to be too formal, and prefers to be called Nik sa pamamagitan ng his friends.
-Nik has studied both psychology and sociology, something he is both fascinated with and easily bored with. It depends on what mood he is in
-Nik is a nihilist
-Nik is demisexual
-Nik has both Irish blood and German blood. It is believed that, from his father’s side, he has some Native American blood as well, though very little
-Nik has taken both French and Spanish, and is equally terrible...

Part 1 of Chapter 1

In a dark room, lit sa pamamagitan ng a single mesa lamp, there was the silhouette of a person. A person of about average height, with rugged hair. He sat at the desk, Pagsulat on a single sheet of paper. The paper was filled with thousands upon thousands of words, completely blocking out the paper. The working man, seeing his paper lacking any free puwang left, put his pencil away, and placed his paper on the tuktok of the stack. The paper rested on a pile that towered over him, it’s shadow blocking out the rest of the room behind him. The man got up from the mesa and headed over to the door,...

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Blossom: *With Bubbles, and Buttercup* Welcome back.
Bubbles: And enjoy, Golden Iris.

Welcome to another story about a spy named Con Mane. We begin at a Mexican nuclear base.

Con: *runs onto dam*
pilot: *flies past Con*
Con: *ties himself to guardrail*

Con jumped, as the rope slowly let him down toward part of the base. A few minutos later he was inside.

Mexican pony777: *watches T.V.*
Mexican pony484: *goes to bathroon*
Mexican pony556: *leaves bathroom*
Mexican pony484: *reads newspaper*
Con: Beg your pardon. Forgot to knock *K.O's mexican*

From there Con walked into an unlit room...

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Sean: *Horrified* What is this scary song?!?!
Blossom: It sounds like someone's going to crash!
Henry: Duuuh, what's a crash? *Crashes into James*
James: *Sighs*
Sean: I'll go get a crane.
Blossom: While that gets fixed, I shall start tonight's segment of the S.S.S.S. I'm Blossom from Sean Meets The Powerpuff Girls, and I got a good line up for you.

8 PM - Now

Anata No Tenkei-Tekina Anime
Gran Turismo

8:30 PM - Later

Con Mane: Golden Iris

Girls: *Playing Rock & Roll music* Anata No Tenkei-Tekina Anime!! Anata No Tenkei-Tekina Anime!! Which is Japanese for, which is Japanese for... *Drum...

Catherine is a game that I have found to be quite an interesting one to play. A game sa pamamagitan ng Atlus, the creators of the Persona franchise (Which, if you know me, you would know I'm a huge tagahanga of), Catherine follows the story of Vincent Brooks, a bachelor who is currently stressed and worried about his girlfriend, Katherine McBride, wanting to marry him. As this goes on, Vincent is met sa pamamagitan ng the young and seductive Catherine, and here, his life begins to spiral into chaos. He must keep Catherine a secret from Katherine, as well as do what he can to survive the nightmares he faces during his sleep, as...

Every time a new “best horror game” listahan is put online, it usually has the same things. Resident Evil 4, Slender, Five Nights at Freddy’s, etcetera. I like Resident Evil 4, but I just don’t find it to be a major horror game. A great game, yes, but not a great horror game. And as for Slender and Five Nights…….. Eugh. So, I want to share my personal listahan of my paborito horror games ever. Some of these may be surprising to see on here, and some may be obvious choices (You all probably know what number 1 is). But this is my personal listahan of horror games that I found to be the most scary....