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Why did the chicken tumawid the road?

BARACK OBAMA: The chicken crossed the road because it was time for change! The chicken wanted change!

JOHN MCCAIN: My friends, that chicken crossed the road because he was a maverick chicken, and he wanted to engage in cooperation and dialogue with all the chickens on the other side of the road.

SARAH PALIN: The chicken had to tumawid the road because he was not able to find a bridge. Alaskans do not build bridges to nowhere. If he wanted a bridge, he'd have to build it himself.

JOE BIDEN: The chicken crossed the road because he was heading back to Scranton .

HILLARY CLINTON: When I was First Lady, I personally helped that little chicken tumawid the road. This experience makes me uniquely qualified to ensure right from araw One that every chicken in this country gets the chance it deserves to tumawid the road. But then, this really isn't about me.

GEORGE W. BUSH: We don't really care why the chicken crossed the road. We just want to know if the chicken is on our side of the road, or not. The chicken is either for us or against us. There is no middle ground here.

DICK CHENEY: Where's my gun?

COLIN POWELL: Now, to the left of the screen, you can clearly see the satellite image of the chicken crossing the road.

BILL CLINTON: I did not tumawid the road with that chicken. What is your definition of chicken?

AL GORE: I invented the chicken.

JOHN KERRY: Although I voted to let the chicken tumawid the road, I am now against it! It was the wrong road to cross, and I was misled about the chicken's intentions. I am not for it now, and will remain against it.

AL SHARPTON: Why are all the chickens white? We need some black chickens.

DR. PHIL: The problem we have here is that this chicken won't realize that he must first deal with the problem on this side of the road before it goes after the problem on the other side of the road. What we need to do is help him realize how stupid he's pagganap sa pamamagitan ng not taking on his current problems before adding new problems.

OPRAH: Well, I understand that the chicken is having problems, which is why he wants to tumawid this road so bad.So instead of having the chicken learn from his mistakes and take falls, which is a part of life, I'm going to give this chicken a car so that he can just drive across the road and not live his life like the rest of the chickens.

ANDERSON COOPER, CNN: We have reason to believe there is a chicken, but we have not yet been allowed to have access to the other side of the road.

NANCY GRACE: That chicken crossed the road because he's guilty! You can see it in his eyes and the way he walks.

PAT BUCHANAN: To steal the job of a decent, hardworking American.

MARTHA STEWART: No one called me to warn me which way that chicken was going. I had a standing order at the Farmer's Market to sell my eggs when the price dropped to a cert ain level. No little bird gave me any insider information.

DR SEUSS: Did the chicken tumawid the road? Did he tumawid it with a toad? Yes, the chicken crossed the road, but why it crossed I've not been told.

ERNEST HEMINGWAY: To die in the rain, alone.

GRANDPA: In my araw we didn't ask why the chicken crossed the road. Somebody told us the chicken crossed the road, and that was good enough.

BARBARA WALTERS: Isn't that interesting? In a few moments, we will be listening to the chicken tell, for the first time, the puso warming story of how it experienced a serious case of molting, and went on to accomplish its lifelong dream of crossing the road.

ARISTOTLE: It is the nature of chickens to tumawid the road.

JOHN LENNON: Imagine all the chickens in the world crossing roads together, in peace.

BILL GATES: I have just released eChicken2008, which will not only tumawid roads, but will lay eggs, file your important documents, and balance your checkbook. Internet Explorer is an integral part of eChicken2008. This new platform is much madami stable and will never reboot.

ALBERT EINSTEIN: Did the chicken really tumawid the road, or did the road ilipat beneath the chicken?

COLONEL SANDERS: Did I miss one?
"Let...me...out."

"Let. M-me. In."

Number 05 fell back into a lean against the stony, plain gray pader behind her, still attempting to focus the blurriness in her swollen right eye. Though she herself couldn't see it, she knew that it probably looked just as bad as it felt.
Meanwhile, her good eye could still see the man who sat in the middle of the small box of a room, the flickering light above them swinging back and forth dismally.
She could see the back of his head shifting, large lumps crawling around frantically beneath his scalp like a house full of rats under a pale and stained comforter....
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posted by MeiMisty
by Serge Monast
Originally Published 1994

from EducateYourSelf Website





Serge Monast and another journalist, both of whom were researching Project Blue Beam, died of "heart attacks" within weeks of each other although neither had a history of puso disease. Serge was in Canada.

The other Canadian journalist was visiting Ireland. Prior to his death, the Canadian government abducted Serge’s daughter in an attempt to dissuade him from pursuing his research into Project Blue Beam.

His daughter was never returned. Pseudo-heart attacks are one of the alleged methods of death induced sa pamamagitan ng Project...
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Elijah Jones, currently in speculation about a potential 2019 album confirms to have "let go" of the Kinlee And Elijah trend. For those of you who don't know. Kinlee And Elijah was a trend that started off in 2015 after Jones releasee his sophomore album "Utilize" The trend was based around characters in 2015. But upon suffering depression and promoting a Lindsey Stirling album in 2016, Elijah used Kinlee And Elijah as the final passing for Elijah's trilogical album "Forgive To Forget" 2017. Based after the bravo Enough album he promoted in August 2016.

Currently, after relleasing the kewyord in 2018. Followers have been in tanong on whether or not Jones will be releasing his 4th studio album rumoured to release in 2019. With little hype and little posting, we can only hope that Jones will have something releasing this year. Currently after releasing the keyword
Jones is expected to start something new, and different for his susunod "supposedly" 2019 album.
Repost with my new paborito characters because for some reason this one got removed??? Like I searched for it because I was planning on making another artikulo like this but I couldn't find this one.

I had good fun making my silly ‘how my paborito characters would hold out in a zombie apocalypse’ article, so I decided to make another about how each would do in a horror movie. It is kind of vague as there‘s a vast many types of horror movies. So the characters won’t be as closely connected to one another as in the last one—characters A and B will interact with character C madami than characters...
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posted by SilentForce
Number 15: Burger king foot lettuce. The last thing you'd want in your Burger King burger is someone's foot fungus. But as it turns out, that might be what you get. A 4channer uploaded a litrato anonymously to the site showcasing his feet in a plastic bin of lettuce. With the statement: "This is the litsugas you eat at Burger King." Admittedly, he had shoes on.

But that's even worse.

The post went live at 11:38 PM on July 16, and a mere 20 minutos later, the Burger King in tanong was alerted to the rogue employee. At least, I hope he's rogue. How did it happen? Well, the BK employee hadn't removed...
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 Suppose letters looked backwards, sideways, completely out of place, or reflected, moving or different mga kulay for you.
Suppose letters looked backwards, sideways, completely out of place, or reflected, moving or different colors for you.
Dyslexia is a brain-based condition. It causes difficulty with reading, spelling, Pagsulat and sometimes speaking. In people with dyslexia, the brain has trouble recognizing or processing certain types of information. ... Like other types of learning and attention issues, dyslexia is a lifelong condition.

See captions of pictures^
because it makes u feel intellectually superior? because you associate it with education and think that the madami educated you are the better you are? because being educated automatically makes you an athority on whatever you wanna say? because when u don’t have a real argument it’s an easy way to get points?

here’s the thing

last time I had an account on this hellscape (before I was rly active on Twitter and stuff) I cared a looooooot about grammar like y’all do. I was totally a dick about it. but then I realized! It doesn’t fucking matter! someone can make a great point and not have...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Theme Song

Kevin: *Plays piano*
David: *Playing bass*
Liam: *Playing drums*
Liz: *Plays guitar*
Mr. Nut: *Sings* Welcome everybody to The Nut House. Thankfully this is not in Laos. Come on everybody into The Nut House. You can wear anything except for a blouse. Come on everybody, step into The Nut House.
Everyone: The Nut House!

Episode 6: Cards

Kevin: *Walking through the park*
Liam: uy Kevin. *Runs over to him*
Kevin: Liam. *High fives Liam as he arrives* What brings you here?
Liam: An interest for walking. You?
Kevin: The same. Plus, I wanted to relive some nostalgia of the playground....
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posted by Canada24
FUNNY SOUTH PARK MOMENTS:

#1: (I FORGET THE TITLE):
Stan: Shut up Cartman, you silly goose!
Randy: (stops car) WHAT DID YOU SAY!?
Stan: I just me-
Randy: You call him an a*** like normal people!
Stan: But dad I-
Randy: STANLEY CALL YOURR FRIEND AN A*** RIGHT NOW!!
Stan: ... Cartman your an a***.
Randy: Thank you!

#2: CHRISTIAN ROCK BAND:
Cartman (forms a band with Butters and Token): I resent that, sir! I have never in my life done anything just for the money! If I'm lying may the Lord strike me down right now.
*Cue Butters and Token looking up at the sky in fear and Butters backing away.*

#3: RAISINS:...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Dunedin, New Zealand.

Lewis: This assignment is tougher than any of us expected.
Derek: Yes, I agree. Thankfully, we still have enough ammunition to last us a couple of days.
Lewis: But what if her men attack us again? First they kill a dozen of American tourists, then two men from ASIS. How much longer is this going to happen?
Derek: I don't know. One thing's for sure, we're going to need help.
Lewis: Okay. Look outside, and keep guard while I call our superiors.

London, MI6 Headquarters.

MI6 Operative: *Walks to a man sitting behind a desk* Sir, Agent's King, and O'Rourke on the white scrambler....
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posted by Seanthehedgehog

 Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see!
Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see!


Car Stereotypes

There are many different types of cars for many different types of people. Observe.

Audi

Man: *Driving a black A6 at 80 miles an oras down the highway* Get out of the fucking way!!! *Pushes a Cadillac off the road*
Woman: *Crashes into a tree* Maniac!
Man: *Tailgating a Jaguar that is actually going the speed of 55* Come on, don't you know what the speed is?! *Honks the horn* Let's go!! *Honks again* I don't have time for this!! *Bumps into the Jaguar, and makes it crash...
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About a buwan ago, I wrote an artikulo where I wrote down pretty much my entire history with nagyelo and how it changed my life. I wrote that as an anniversary article, because it had been three years since I became a tagahanga of Frozen. However, Pagsulat all of that down, made me feel not only very nostalgic...but old. I know it's a presumptous thing to say, since it's only been 3 years and not 10 or 15. But the reason I sinabi I am feeling old is because I experienced all of those things in a certain period, and the idea that time passes and things change fascinated me so much that I decided to write...
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i just copied and pasted it! :P
more than useful i found it amusing! :P

1. THINGS YOU CAN DO WITH ABSOLUTELY NOTHING

Blink wildly and then close your eyes really tight for an interesting light show
(Amusement Potential: 1-5 minutes)
See a variety of blobs, stars and flashes. Try to make out shapes and see if your subconscious is trying to send you a message (perhaps that funny shape is saying, 'send all your money to urban75.com'?)

See how long you can hold a note
(Amusement Potential: 4-20 minutes)
Not that much fun, but it sure passes the time. Play with a friend, or try to beat your own personal...
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added by Mauserfan1910
Source: the internet???
After Gwen won Total Drama Island, the girls managed to celebrate their last night at Camp Wawanakwa. Most of the girls get back at Don for his mistreatment of the contestants, even Courtney, whose elimination in "Basic Straining" was unjust and that Don refused to believe that someone (Harold) tampered with the votes.

It all starts on the cliff of Camp Wawanakwa, which was where the first challenge of the season, where Gwen, Bridgette, Leshawna, Lindsay, Izzy, and Heather jump into the lake. At the tuktok of the cliff is Don, the host of "Total Drama Island".

Don: Oh my god. I am too scared to...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Theme Song

Kevin: *Plays piano*
David: *Playing bass*
Liam: *Playing drums*
Liz: *Plays guitar*
Mr. Nut: *Sings* Welcome everybody to The Nut House. Thankfully this is not in Laos. Come on everybody into The Nut House. You can wear anything except for a blouse. Come on everybody, step into The Nut House.
Everyone: The Nut House!

Episode 3: You Have Received A Message

Miss. Heart: *Reading a book in bed*
Wayne: *Walks into the room, and takes off his shoes*
Miss. Heart: You seem unhappy. Is something wrong?
Wayne: I cannot go back to work!
Miss. Heart: What's the matter?
Wayne: I'm under payed...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Theme Song

Kevin: *Plays piano*
David: *Playing bass*
Liam: *Playing drums*
Liz: *Plays guitar*
Mr. Nut: *Sings* Welcome everybody to The Nut House. Thankfully this is not in Laos. Come on everybody into The Nut House. You can wear anything except for a blouse. Come on everybody, step into The Nut House.
Everyone: The Nut House!

Episode 2: The Book

Parker: *Reading a book*
Liam: *Walks in with David*
David: Is that Parker pagbaba a book?
Liam: This is interesting. *Walks with David over to Parker* Well, I didn't know you liked to read.
David: Neither did I.
Parker: You're not going to make...
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Original Video: link

Transcript:
Stan Smith: Okay, class, It is time to hand back your ulat cards. I will pass them out now.
Sugar: Oh, lord, please let me have a good ulat card. (Sugar sees her ulat card and notices the bad grades and remarks, especially with Sugar being sent to a Mental People's School.) No! (x7) Waaaaaaaaaaaa!
Ella: Yay! I got a 4.0 GPA and Straight A's! (Ella leaves her desk) Mr. Smith, may I use the bathroom?
Stan: Sure. Also, we are looking for a time and petsa for your Student of the taon award ceremony.
Ella: Okay, thank you!
Sugar: I can't believe I got a 0.0 on my report...
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