I confess that I'm a introvert and cold person

Or with handshake, I rarely hug

^Same

And that's usually followed by a "Yo."

sometimes a hug

Usually

Or a really shitty joke.

But what annoys the shit outta me, though, is when my social worker insists on me greeting people the "polite" way. She's all like, "If you want people to think you're friendly, look them in the eye and shake their hand."

And I'm just like, "No, bitch, I'm not following a stupid custom, that don't feel normal to me."

I didn't say that to her face, of course, but I was definitely thinking it. I'm honestly sick her pressuring me to be "polite" and "normal".

^ Well it is a free country. You can greet people the way you want if you want. Get this: I give my own family members handshakes when I greet them. I give my mother handshakes, I give my brother and sister handshakes, my niece and nephews, cousins, my aunt, brother-in-law, I give them all handshakes. Is that kind silly? I tried to give one of my cousins a handshake and she refused and said "handshakes are for strangers" and I honestly don't give a damn about that. Is that kinda corny?

Most of the time. It comes out pretty normally for me. High Fives are a close second !!!!

Well, it depends. With close friends we`ll hug, but for most people I`ll just wave and be like 'Heyyyy'

Usually this, or a hug if said person happens to be a good friend of mine... even handshakes more often these days....

@Jackson: It is a free country, but that's what my social worker doesn't understand. She just keeps wanting me to act all proper and shit, but when I'm not with her, I act however feels natural to me.

And, no, that's not corny at all, we all have are preferences. If that's what you do, then go for it. I just wish she would learn the same shit.