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"Dimitri, you got my money?" Niko asked from a mysterious warehouse.

Dimitri Sure.. (the door starts closing but Little Jacob sneaks inside) But I just wanted to say how grateful me and my bosses are for what you did.. And I just wanted to check something

"Uhh.. Okay" Niko sais, a bit nervous.

You ARE Niko Bellic, correct?" Dimitri asked, as he suddenly became serious.

"... What is this?" Asked a nervous Niko.

"And you used to work the coast in the Mediterranean, smuggling people into Italy?"

"I don't know what you're talking about". Niko sinabi nervously.

"But you messed up... and left a lot of bad debt. You left a good friend of mine out of pocket, big time.

Mr Bulgarian steps out from the shadows, and several Russian mobsters begin to surround Niko.

"Hello, Niko" He greeted.

Hello... Mr. Bulgarin.

Jacob [to self] Ras.

"Where's our money?" Demitri and Bulgarin both asked.

"I don't know... I didn't rob you... We were busted a mile off the coast. I had to swim for my life. I don't know what happened.. I nearly drowned"

"My puso is bleeding" Bulgarin sinabi sarcastically.

"I DID WHAT I COULD! I DIDN'T FUCK UP!" Niko cried with sudden rage.

Angered, Bulgarin orders a member of the Russian Mafia attempts to slit Niko's throat. However, Niko ran into cover as everyone began reaching for guns, including Niko himself, who took out the smaller pistol of GTA 4, and Jacob did the same.

Niko and Jacob were now caught in the middle of heavy gun battle, loud gunshots surrounding the background.

"FUCK YOU!" Niko screamed, as he shoot at off view targets.

"Shit! Dimitri and Bulgarin are leaving!.. Jacob. Can you hold these men while I go after?" Niko cried, still shooting his way though the warehouse.

"Just easy man! The place rammed full man, you'll get us killed my youth. We can catch dem later. Their time will come, trust me!" Jacob said, off view.

Niko reluctantly agreed, and continued shooting, shooting a nearby enamy wait though the head, causing blood to spill onto the wall.

Eventually after a long, intense fight, Jacob and Niko escaped both the Russian troops and responding cops.

"I told you Dimitri was a snake in de grass!" Jacob cried, after confirming they were now in the clear.

"I didn't know that Mr. Bulgarin was here in Liberty City. If I could have killed them all then and there..."

"Just chill Niko man, one at a time. Wan wan coco full baskit, seen? We find out where Dimitri is and then, BAM!.. We take the rest of dem out. Just keep ya head down til then" Jacob replied.

"FUCKIN DIMITRI!... made me kill Faustin! And then he sell me down the river" Niko cried angrily.

"Just cool Niko, di boy's a ginnal, yuh nah see? He gonna make his own downfall. De higher da monkey climb da madami him expose him batty hole, ya see it?"

I will bring Dimitri down MYSELF. I promise you this!" Niko replied, still angry.

LATER THAT SAME EVENING:

Niko finds Roman hiding in the trunk of his car.

"Jesus Roman.. What are you doing in there?" Niko said, almost laughing.

"I got scared... people started calling the house and hanging up.. You weren't answering your phone! What happened!?" Roman cried.

"We've got a big problem.. Dimitri was not a man of his word" Niko said.

"So we're dead!?" Roman cried.

"More or less" Niko admitted.

"Great!.. Just great!.. Everything was FINE before you came... And now this. Thank you. Thanks a lot! Niko!" Roman cried sarcastically.

Niko: [translated] I'm sorry.

Roman. [translated] Whatever.

Brief pause.

"Look.. What's done is done" Roman insisted.

"Yes, but there's a BIGGER problem... That guy I owed money to... He's here now!" Niko sinabi worriedly.

"Great!" Roman cried sarcastically.

"I'm sorry... I've ruined your life" Niko sinabi sadly.

Roman tried to cheer him up sa pamamagitan ng saying, "No. Don't be like that... we can find a way out of this... bunch of idiot Russians..."

"I will kill every one of them!"

"No!... that's exactly what you WON'T do. We don't have time for revenge.. We can lay low... and start over. Please... come on, let's go back to the apartment... We can pick up our stuff, and then get out of here. I'll call Mallorie, she might have somewhere we can hide out.
My main reason for making this, is the excuse of using parang buriko Mov Spike (or as I call him "Dragonowitiz") as the main person. I just pag-ibig everything about him, and he's my main reason for watching parang buriko Mov.
I'm also excited about using the version of Fluttershy (or "SHYDALE" as I call her in the parang buriko mov version). Even though her role is a lot smaller.
Pony mov bahaghari ("SWAGDASH" as I call her) will also have an enjoyable prefermance.. A bit of a breakout character towards this story..
Anyway. Here we go..

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Our story begins near the end...
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Citizen: Yo? what the fuck!?
Shene: OPEN FIRE!! (they all begin shooting)


Shane: sa pamamagitan ng the way. If you die or fall into a coma.. I'm gonna sleep with your wife.


Shane: Enough is ENOUGH!.. Enough of this!.. Enough sitting around masterbating!
Daryl: Just that ONE time!
Shane: NOUGH! Risking our lives, over a little girl who's GONE! Enough! Living susunod to kamalig with things that want to kill us!.. I mean. It might just be the alcohol talking bu-
Daryl: This place has alcohol!?
Shane: ENOUTH! Interrupting me all the time!
Daryl: Whatever.
Shane: ow! If you wanna live!? You wanna SURVIVE!? You gotta FIGHT FOR...
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RICK: (first time seeing zombie) My god.. SHE'S SO DRUNK!


Rick: All I remember is that I was in a police uniform. You know what that means..?
Morgan: Your a cop?
Rick: Actually. I was gonna say, stripper. But sure, that two.


Rick: (nearly hit sa pamamagitan ng a large wrench) Wow... That was fantastic aim!


Morgan: I don't feel comfortable about wearing a police uniform.. In fact... I'm giving this uniform to the first guy I see.
Rick: (takes it) Funny, that's exactly how I became a cop in the first place.


RICK: sa pamamagitan ng Morgan, hope you never try to kill me in the future.


RICK: (to Merle while chaining him to pipe) I'm...
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DERPY HOOVES/SWORD:

Derpy: I live with my alcoholic cousin.. I've seen worse.

Derpy: *bucks enamy in the throat, and throws him against the wall* I'm sorry. Did that hurt?

Derpy: (laughs) Worst, bedtime, story, ever!

Derpy: I'm bored.. Wanna open the window and scream hurtful comments towards on going people for no reason?

Game ipakita host: Name something, that excits you?
Derpy: OHHH!! EATING A PEBBLE!!

Derpy: Cause I don't get killed sa pamamagitan ng the first boss.

Derpy: Well.. People always say I have pretty eyes.. But still. There not suppose to be like this. I.. I had an accident. Jumped to hard on my bed....
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posted by Canada24
"Why is it when ever 'I' have fun.. It's wrong?" - Squidward..


Although he is now madami of a jerk, it is not all his fault.

His annoyance with Spongebob and Patrick grew larger and larger with each season. But in his defense. Spongebob and Patrick's stupidity increased madami and madami with each season, and they always break into his house when he's trying to enjoy alone time..

Mr. Krabs also blackmails him to work and barely pays him anything.

Whenever he tries to make any piece of art, he gets turned down for something far less well designed.

Though Squidward DOSE do bad things, he usually gets...
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posted by Canada24
Well..

We're finally done this show.

All in all.
I give it 8/10..

POSSITIVES:
* Satisfying battles
* Often unpredictable
* Has lots of "deep" means behind it..

NEGATIVES:
* Bizzare Japenesse comedy scenes, that makes them look like some sort of comic book..
* strange Oprah music at times
* Alexander betrayed his own humanity, and Nawawala my respect
* It's downright confusing sometimes
* It often feels longer than it is..

Anyway..

I don't really have anything to say about the episodes themselves.

Thir defiantly intense.

Though, I guess I have something to say about Major's death.

I have to admit.
I actually...
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posted by Canada24
#5: A LONLY JEW ON CHRISTMAS:
Good song.
Shitty episode..

#4: CARTMAN/POKERFACE:
Makes me laugh every time..

#3: MAKE pag-ibig EVEN WHEN I'M DEAD:
Clearly a parody of Triller my M. Jackson..
And considering that's my paborito song sa pamamagitan ng him (and I don't have to many). I can't help but add it..

#2: KYLES MOM IS A BITCH:
It's funny how catchy it actually is.
Guess that's why I like it..

#1: LITTLE BOY YOUR GOING TO HELL:
I don't know how on earth they got James Hetfield in South Park.
But who cares!
It's James-friggin-Herfield!.
And I pag-ibig how he just comes in, with the big "NOO!" it's both funny and badass at the sme time :D"..
Now. THIS is madami like it :)

This episode was fuckin awesome.

As I originally expected. Jan Valentine is truely a enjoyment to watch.
He's friggin nuts.
But that's what I pag-ibig about him.

I would pag-ibig to go on and on about Jan Valentine.
But. Most of you probably don't care..

Though, I'm not saying I'm in anyway depressed about his death, he still deserved it.
Though I 'am' a bit disappointed about him being killed off after just one appearance. That much, I admit to.
But hey, it seems to happen quite often in hellsing, so, whatever.. Dude.

Anyway.
As for Luke.
He was serprisingly enjoyable too.
But. Am...
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So..
I finally found it in English.

It's not as good as I hoped.
But.
Nor was it as bad as I expected.

It's.. In between.

I haven't forgot it's Japennesse.
And. Not trying to be racist.
But Japen has all the weird shit.
Ever seen there commericals?
All you have to do is go onto Windwakers club.
He has these fucked up TV commericals.
And I wouldn't be serprised if most of them were Japennesse.

Anyway.

Didn't really have a paborito character.
Though kinda looking foward to Jan Valentine's episode.
Ever seen his clips.
He's actually pretty funny in the real one.
Too bad the actor, Josh Phillips, was convicted of...
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Well. Since it seems to be all I ever do anymore.
I should may as well. Leave a certain promised review, about something I've been promised to beta read almost three years ago, and still am now.

Well.
Its the first time I ever read a Happy puno mga kaibigan Fanfiction.
And I have to say.
Though it's no madami then I would of expected. Both good AND bad.
Most fanfic stories tend to get a bit soap Oprahy.
example being some I read from THIS IS THE END, witch, itself, is one of myself paborito movies, witch made the fanfics that much worse.
So many fuckin James Franco fantasies.
Give me a brake.
He's not even...
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ONE taon LATER: NOVEMBER 30th.

The Smiths began to live for a bit in Los Santos, taking Floyd's old apartment which was still left abandoned after the incident.. Sally and Dash ended up returning too, but sadly the Griffins decided not to stay and returned to Road Island.
As the holidays approach, Steve becomes a brat and Stan takes him to see his grandfather to be scared straight. Jack is actually still alive, but I’m still keeping that earlier joke, as I like it. Grandpa Jack tells Steve the story of Krampus, who punishes the naughty children at pasko and Steve refuses to buy into it....
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I watch a lot of these things.. I don't get scared too easily sa pamamagitan ng movies. Though different story in real life..

These ones do it though.. Most of them are ghost movies.. I'm believer in that shit.. So I get uneasy around well directed ghost shit..



#1: SIXTH SENSE:
Something about classroom scene where the kid starts revealing knowledge of the teachers past.. It got to me..


#2: CONJURING SERIES:
In the first it's actually too particalar scenes.. First is when you literary see nothing but darkness, but camera zooms in on it.. segundo is when Lorrane flashbacks to first meeting the family, and we see...
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posted by Canada24
The intro starts with a black man alone in a empty street, on the phone. He's clearly nervous, and starts leaving as a car follows him. But than there's a uncomfortable sequence of the man in the car kidnapping him sa pamamagitan ng knocking him a head lock, wearing a knight mask.

After that creepy prologue. Black photographer Chris Washington reluctantly agrees to meet the family of his white girlfriend Rose Armitage. The first thing he asks her. "Do they know I'm black?" Rose says it doesn't matter, they are not racist. Or she wouldn't of brought him.

During their drive to the family's countryside estate,...
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posted by Canada24
Here we go again..

Forcing myself to watch madami horrifying, disguesting, movies, simply to make my reviews "interesting".. We talked about rape. And cannibalism.. Lets talk about necrophilia. Cause you know, corpse fucking is always a fun thing to watch or even think about..

But hey.. Fuck me I gues.. So lets do this..

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PLOT:

The film opens at night, as a woman urinates on the damo sa pamamagitan ng the side of the road. She pulls up her underwear, gets into a car driven sa pamamagitan ng her husband, and they drive away. The couple lose their way in the dark...
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Random Hellbent photo
As part of my job, I decided to do a lot of pagbaba on my breaks.. It took me many months to finally end it, convient I was still pagbaba it in October, and now doing a review of it..

Why... This is a zombie book.. A DEEP zombie story, this shit is... Jesus, it gets really fucked up.. Though I guess John Hornor Jacobs was going for that.. It's a really well known read, worth reading. But the internet doesn't say much about it.. So there's no Wikipedia plot summary, so truthfully I don't know if I fully understand. I had to really think back to everything, and I think I got it now..

So.. We start...
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Well... I'm TOTALLY gonna have too watch this ipakita a few madami times.. I now realize I was way too hard on this..

Frankly I was so caught up in the constant depressing shit it was hard too for me too see the comedy parts.

I am gonna have too watch this again.

Frankly, it's confirmed now.. Todd is my favourite character, basically the only character I like.. Mostly cause it's Aaron Paul, this guy is my new favourite actor.. He always was, but not I know that it's for certain..

But I'm guessing Todd isn't in the last two episodes, he got rather serious for one of the few times.. And it seems too be staying this time.. And it seems he finally had enough of todd.. The anger seemed out of nowhere.. Not GENERALLY out of nowhere.. But "mood swing" out of nowhere..

Oh well.. I have reasons too go back.. Todd..

Anyway.. We're finally finished with this show.. Only the last two left too go.. Lets see how it concludes, shall we?
#1: WALKING DEAD:
I would pag-ibig two.
Trust me..
But... I'm too far into the series.
Sure I was one season behind.. Still trying to finish the 5th season, sa pamamagitan ng the time season 6 was out. But it's always kinda been like that. I started walking dead too late.
But still.. I missed my chance to review it. As, when reviewing stuff. I need to start wait from the begining.
But I do HAVE a review for it..
Doug Walker (Nostalgia Critic) and I both pretty much say the say thing, but he says it madami a bit complicatedly.
"It's not even the actual 'zombies' that are scary. It's the fact that, nothing will ever be...
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#1: JUSTIN BIEBER:
We all pag-ibig to hate this idiot.
But the thing is, I decided to actually look him up.
He's actually pretty good now that he dosen't a voice of friggin Alvin and the chipmunks..


#2: SMOSH:
They seem to try to hard these days.
But they still have the rare episode that is still funny.
They just need to stop with all these new guys, they have no talents, as where Ian and Anthony have a LOT of talent..


#3: ROB DRYDEK:
I'm one of the few that actually cares about him.
Lose that WestCoast girl, and maybe OTHER people will care about your shows too, Rob..


#4: NICKELBACK
Beatles aren't the greatest. But we gotta respect them, it's just how things are.
Why can't the same rule apply for Nickelback!?



#5: MILEY CYRUS:
I actually loved this kid once.
But.. Times have changed.
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