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"Dimitri, you got my money?" Niko asked from a mysterious warehouse.

Dimitri Sure.. (the door starts closing but Little Jacob sneaks inside) But I just wanted to say how grateful me and my bosses are for what you did.. And I just wanted to check something

"Uhh.. Okay" Niko sais, a bit nervous.

You ARE Niko Bellic, correct?" Dimitri asked, as he suddenly became serious.

"... What is this?" Asked a nervous Niko.

"And you used to work the coast in the Mediterranean, smuggling people into Italy?"

"I don't know what you're talking about". Niko sinabi nervously.

"But you messed up... and left a lot of bad debt. You left a good friend of mine out of pocket, big time.

Mr Bulgarian steps out from the shadows, and several Russian mobsters begin to surround Niko.

"Hello, Niko" He greeted.

Hello... Mr. Bulgarin.

Jacob [to self] Ras.

"Where's our money?" Demitri and Bulgarin both asked.

"I don't know... I didn't rob you... We were busted a mile off the coast. I had to swim for my life. I don't know what happened.. I nearly drowned"

"My puso is bleeding" Bulgarin sinabi sarcastically.

"I DID WHAT I COULD! I DIDN'T FUCK UP!" Niko cried with sudden rage.

Angered, Bulgarin orders a member of the Russian Mafia attempts to slit Niko's throat. However, Niko ran into cover as everyone began reaching for guns, including Niko himself, who took out the smaller pistol of GTA 4, and Jacob did the same.

Niko and Jacob were now caught in the middle of heavy gun battle, loud gunshots surrounding the background.

"FUCK YOU!" Niko screamed, as he shoot at off view targets.

"Shit! Dimitri and Bulgarin are leaving!.. Jacob. Can you hold these men while I go after?" Niko cried, still shooting his way though the warehouse.

"Just easy man! The place rammed full man, you'll get us killed my youth. We can catch dem later. Their time will come, trust me!" Jacob said, off view.

Niko reluctantly agreed, and continued shooting, shooting a nearby enamy wait though the head, causing blood to spill onto the wall.

Eventually after a long, intense fight, Jacob and Niko escaped both the Russian troops and responding cops.

"I told you Dimitri was a snake in de grass!" Jacob cried, after confirming they were now in the clear.

"I didn't know that Mr. Bulgarin was here in Liberty City. If I could have killed them all then and there..."

"Just chill Niko man, one at a time. Wan wan coco full baskit, seen? We find out where Dimitri is and then, BAM!.. We take the rest of dem out. Just keep ya head down til then" Jacob replied.

"FUCKIN DIMITRI!... made me kill Faustin! And then he sell me down the river" Niko cried angrily.

"Just cool Niko, di boy's a ginnal, yuh nah see? He gonna make his own downfall. De higher da monkey climb da madami him expose him batty hole, ya see it?"

I will bring Dimitri down MYSELF. I promise you this!" Niko replied, still angry.

LATER THAT SAME EVENING:

Niko finds Roman hiding in the trunk of his car.

"Jesus Roman.. What are you doing in there?" Niko said, almost laughing.

"I got scared... people started calling the house and hanging up.. You weren't answering your phone! What happened!?" Roman cried.

"We've got a big problem.. Dimitri was not a man of his word" Niko said.

"So we're dead!?" Roman cried.

"More or less" Niko admitted.

"Great!.. Just great!.. Everything was FINE before you came... And now this. Thank you. Thanks a lot! Niko!" Roman cried sarcastically.

Niko: [translated] I'm sorry.

Roman. [translated] Whatever.

Brief pause.

"Look.. What's done is done" Roman insisted.

"Yes, but there's a BIGGER problem... That guy I owed money to... He's here now!" Niko sinabi worriedly.

"Great!" Roman cried sarcastically.

"I'm sorry... I've ruined your life" Niko sinabi sadly.

Roman tried to cheer him up sa pamamagitan ng saying, "No. Don't be like that... we can find a way out of this... bunch of idiot Russians..."

"I will kill every one of them!"

"No!... that's exactly what you WON'T do. We don't have time for revenge.. We can lay low... and start over. Please... come on, let's go back to the apartment... We can pick up our stuff, and then get out of here. I'll call Mallorie, she might have somewhere we can hide out.
 Rob Zombie
Rob Zombie
AMERICAN WITCH:

(This is a journey meant for your anxiety
This is a journey meant for your anxiety
This is a journey meant for your anxiety
This is a journey meant for your anxiety).

Body of a monkey, and the feet of a cock!
Dragged from her home, on the killing rock!
Black dog dying, on the weather vain!
The Devil's in a cat, and the baby's brain!

The end!
The end!
Of the American!
The end!
the end!
Of the American!
The end!
The end!
Of the American!
The end!
The end!
Of the American!

Witch!

(Noo! No! No! NOOOOO!)

Alone on the hill, and ready to die!
Cancer of darkness, blacken eye!
The mark of the wolf, and the...
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An Canadian brony, who's become farely popular over the past five years.

Has developed his own verison towards to new verison of my little pony, currently a internet sensation, despite it's orginal target audience.

The series is used as a mockery of the show, pointing out plot holes and the writers own opinion of each episode.
But without the full intent of HATING on it, or insulting the fans.

The series keeps the "orginal" characters with the same roles. But characters such Trixie Lulamoon have larger roles, and changed from their orginal disloyal personality, to being madami relatable..

And...
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 Carnotaurus
Carnotaurus
#1: CARTAURUS - DIANOSOURS:
When you think about it.
Being meat eaters doesn't make them ACTUALLY evil.
It just means they are trying to survive.
They have no real malicious intent.
They just care about feeding themselves and only ipakita respect for themselves and no one else. However, the two in the movie might be a mated pair or just relatives, they have a very strong bond and the surviving one shows a powerful grudge against Aladar, trying to drag him over a cliff even when it was obvious the Carnotaurus would die, after the other one was crushed sa pamamagitan ng rocks Aladar's mga kaibigan caused to fall on it.....
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DIMITRI RASCALOV:
He starts off friendly, but after tricking Niko into betraying and killing Mikhail. Dimitri reveals his true mga kulay and betrays Niko sa pamamagitan ng trying to hand over to Bulgarin, but fails.
Soon after betraying Niko, Dimitri became a major figure in the Russian Mafia and started his own cocaine importation operation. He was arrested but released for attempting to bring cocaine into Liberty City along with a business associate. After they went into hiding in Bohan, he discovered that Roman still frequented a gambling yungib in Broker. Dimitri was owed an unspecified amount of money from The...
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posted by Canada24
Well.
We are almost done..

I can't say I really approved of Maxwell betraying everyone, but I came to accept it, considering we don't know all that much about him.
And, karma reached him, as it dose all Hellsing villains, or well.. All villains in general.

Anyway.
Even though I don't always like him, it's good to see Alucard again. It's just, not the same without him.
Like South park without Kenny, and Family guy without Brain.

As I sinabi before, I can't say I was serprised sa pamamagitan ng Waltor joining them.
I was told that it was gonna appen, so was just waiting for it.

There was one thing I didn't really get...
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#1: Metallica - Leper Messiah..
Intrutmental or not instrumental. This song still fits the pamagat of the most badass song the history of badass songs!

#2: tupa of God - Omertà..
We all know my feels towards screamo bands such as tupa of God.
I have little to NO tolerance towards it.
But, have you heard this song as an instrumental.
It's friggin awesome!

#3: Korn - Daddy..
Well.. I finally found it.
A BAD Korn song.
But at least the instrumental is still epic.
They should use it in Walking Dead..
I sure as hell am using it in MY verison of Walking Dead.

#4: Korn - Did my time..
I pag-ibig both versions of the...
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STORY ONE:

CUPCAKES:

"Let it be known. My original reason posting a spoof of Cupcakes. Is to tell people to STOP taking it so damn seriously. To STOP hating on Pinkie. And STOP claiming it's so scaring. It's not even scary. And in my story, I ipakita how things COULD of gone.."


Our story begins when the young mare bahaghari Dash, came into SugerCube Corners, as she promised to spend time with the 'seemingly' innocent and adorable, Pinkie Pie (who is actually now turned into the far less innocent, but somewhat adorable, Pinkamena)..

RAINBOW: Hello? Pinkie? I'm here.

PINKAMENA: *voice is heard from within...
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posted by Canada24
Well I'm finally done this show..

Everybody says this is the greatest ipakita ever made.. I never got that.. All it did was depress me, and make me tanong the meaning of life.

But guess that was the point.. This show, despite it's bright, colourful, appearance is fucking deep..

I heard on youtube it's SUPPOSE too make you tanong the meaning of life.

Most christians make up the story of Jesus, so we can believe in heaven.. And have someone too pray too.

I may be christian, but I don't FULLY believe in Jesus..

Well.. I believe he died on the cross.. But I don't believe he was the son of God.. I believe...
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sorry for the delay.. I thought I was sick yesterday. But turns out it's indigestion or something.

Anyway.. Guess I got my wish.
Something is actually "happening" now.

I thought THE BABY would lead to the ipakita becoming my exciting, but turns out it's that other guy. Whatever his name is. The bodyguard that betrayed the guy in episode 21.

As usual, I don't really have much to say. But it did convince me to rewatch episode 4.
I think that's my favourite episode so far. It reminds me why I'm watching it, moments like episode 4.
Or even that shootout in episode 21.

Oh well, hopefully this means I'm done the moments of "convincing myself" to keep watching this show. And actually have things happen now. :)
#1:
"I make pelikula for teenage boys. Oh, dear, what a crime."


#2:
"I've done madami girls than all of you."


#3:
“Are you chewing gum? You can not chew gum! It’s the most unsexy thing you can do when you’re trying to do sexy shit!"


#4:
“Hey watch that light, thats our only Hesus thing-a-ma-jig!”


#5:
“Give me something to wipe the air with.”


#6:
"The guy is a fucking idiot, making threats to me, Clooney, Eli Roth, says he has a doctorate—but uses the word "retard" in his vocabulary, come on/"
#1: RIGHT NOW - KORN:
(no comment).


#2: LETS DO THIS NOW - KORN:
Same album.. Same awesomeness..


#3: FIVE FINGEL DEATH manuntok - JYKELL AND HYDE:
So badass..


#4: SLAYER - RAINING BLOOD:
(No comment)..


#5 DROWNING POOL - BODIES:
It's a very famish song..


#6: SLIPKNOT - PSYCHOSOCIAL:


#7: HOLLYWOOD UNDEAD - CITY:


#8: KORN - BREAK SOME OFF:


#9: MASTODON - BLOOD AND THUNDER:


#10: SLIPKNOT - VENDETTA:

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My geekness for Freddy Krueger

My unhealthy obsession with online Pagsulat

The fact I’m Canadian

My pride in being Irish

The way I hardly ever actually WATCH mlp, yet have the nerve to go to all those sites and write my own series for it

The fact I am OBSESSED with Packie McReary and he’s at least used ONCE, in EVERY gta tagahanga fiction of mine

I hate Death metal, but yet I pag-ibig Korn

I have almost EVERY Eminem album

I LIKE Rob Drydek and Adam Standler

I never seen Sons of Anarchy (and yet it’s EVERYTHING I like these days, killing, guns, and.. Well.. Guns).

I STILL watch Spongebob sometimes

I DON’T play hockey

I have NO mga kaibigan these days, I have no life outside this site

i have ADHD

I secretly watch porn, but yet I whine about Rule34 shit

I think I’m funny

I’m think I’m cool

The fact having a GOOD evil laugh is important in my view
#5: JIMMY PALOLINO (or whatever it is):
I know. I know.
He's a dick, who killed Kate.
But in his defence.
Least he had a REASON to be angry.
With the death of Dimitri, he had nothing left, Niko madami or less betrayed him.
And besides, he has a cool voice actor..


#2; LAZLO JONES:
A foul mouthed, perverted, arrogant, dick.
But that's "average" for GTA.
And I don't know.
He's kinda funny..


#3: palikero X:
I still prefer Dwayne over Playboy.
But I wish NEITHER had to die.
I hate betraying ANYONE..


#4: U.L. PAPER CONTACT:
(AKA, Michael's boss).
DOWN IN THE TUNNELS:

Frankyln rode on a huge yellow, HVY Cutter to create a huge opening on the bank vault. When the hole is created, he than parked the Cutter an ample distance away, followed sa pamamagitan ng telling Carly to plant the explosives.

As Carly did this, Franklyn saw NOOSE units approaching from the tunnels.

Frankyln took out an M16 and began shooting at them, killing a good few of them before having to reload.

Carly blew open the gates to the gold.

"I got them!" Carly called out to Franklyn.

"Okay.. But hope you brought a gun.. There's dozens of them!" Franklyn cried.

"Sure did!" Carly said, pulling...
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#1:
AVGN: You know what's really weird? That this game was actually capable of a 4-player mode using an accessory that allows four controllers to be connected to your Nintendo Entertainment System? Now, I can't imagine having four people playing this game. Who's gonna want to play this piece of shit? I'm lucky if I can get one other person! I have a better chance of cloning myself. (four Angry Video Game Nerds play and curse at the same time)
AVGN 1: Hey, wait. Wait, wait, wait. I just cloned myself. I'm in a dream, I can do whatever I want, so why don't we all just stop playing this fucking...
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#10: GARY TAKES A BATH:
We never realized this as a kid.
But it's hard to believe they got away with spongebob saying "don't drop the soap" and than winking.
If you don't know why this is innapriopiate, I would rather not be the one to explain it too you..

#9: GRAVEYARD SHIFT:
The story Squidward tells, involves the ghost of someone going around murdering people, and the way the phone rings and no one sagot seems rather disturbing for a kid show..

#8: CLAMS:
Mr Krabs, in his crazed state, attempts to get Spongebob and Squidward literary killed when he used them for live bait..

#7: SQUEAKY BOOTS:...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
This is a parody of My Little Pony. The voice actors for the mane 6 are..

Ice Cube - Twilight Sparkle
Kath Soucie - bahaghari Dash
Sargent Schultz from Hogan's bayani - Pinkie Pie
Wally from The Cleveland ipakita - Fluttershy
Tabitha St. Germain - Rarity
Ashleigh Ball - Applejack

Now, let's begin. Twilight was walking down the kalye with Spike while Pinkie Pie was wearing an umbrella on her head.

Twilight: Man, this sucks. First my car gets eaten sa pamamagitan ng parasprites, and now you want me to buy you a shitload of fucking ice cream!
Spike: Twilight, why are you in a bad mood? pasko is coming soon.
Twilight:...
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So Scootaloo, the little kahel filly with purple hair and eyes is seen riding the school bus with Sweetie Belle and AppleBloom. The sisters of Rarity and AppleJack. AppleBloom is yellow with ginger hair. Swwetie Belle is white with green eyes, her hair is a little harder to describe.

Anyway, suddenly the bus falls out of control and crashes into a truck. Scootaloo wakes up screaming. Revealed to be on Rarty's couch. As AppleBloom likely had the guest bedroom. Why they slept at Rarity's is anyone's guess, besides there friendship to Belle.

At breakfast Scootaloo is seen shaking at the breakfast...
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So I as I sinabi before.. This certainly one of my madami "enjoyable" reviews.. As I actually really do enjoy this ipakita so far.. Espically all the pop culture references, made clear sa pamamagitan ng episode 2..

So episode 3 has Rick send Morty into someone's body (because of coarse he does), and there's literary an amusement part (because of coarse they're is).

This soon leads to a big battle.

Meanwhile, there has to be the most awkward famly kainan ever.

Of coarse the very susunod episode has Rick and Morty naked together.. So.. You know.. Weird show..

Nothing to really say about episode 3..


Now for episode 4....
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Yes.. Fucking Serbian film! This is how badly I want to entertain my viewers I was willing to watch FUCKING SERBIAN FILM..

I would use the wiki plot. But people are catching onto that.. So lets just the actual review stuff..

Everyone warned me away.. Windwaker, Matthew Santoro, and.. Felt like I was gonna have three, but guess not.

So.. A struggling porn bituin who agrees to participate in an "art film", only to discover that he has been drafted into a snuff film with pedophilic and necrophilic themes.

Yep, we're back to corpse fucking.. Oh, throw in child fucking, make it extra fun..

I'm not even gonna go into details.. My mind has literary blocked out everything about this fucking movie "if you can call it that"..

NO! JUST FUCKING NO!!