"Dimitri, you got my money?" Niko asked from a mysterious warehouse.
Dimitri Sure.. (the door starts closing but Little Jacob sneaks inside) But I just wanted to say how grateful me and my bosses are for what you did.. And I just wanted to check something
"Uhh.. Okay" Niko sais, a bit nervous.
You ARE Niko Bellic, correct?" Dimitri asked, as he suddenly became serious.
"... What is this?" Asked a nervous Niko.
"And you used to work the coast in the Mediterranean, smuggling people into Italy?"
"I don't know what you're talking about". Niko sinabi nervously.
"But you messed up... and left a lot of bad debt. You left a good friend of mine out of pocket, big time.
Mr Bulgarian steps out from the shadows, and several Russian mobsters begin to surround Niko.
"Hello, Niko" He greeted.
Hello... Mr. Bulgarin.
Jacob [to self] Ras.
"Where's our money?" Demitri and Bulgarin both asked.
"I don't know... I didn't rob you... We were busted a mile off the coast. I had to swim for my life. I don't know what happened.. I nearly drowned"
"My puso is bleeding" Bulgarin sinabi sarcastically.
"I DID WHAT I COULD! I DIDN'T FUCK UP!" Niko cried with sudden rage.
Angered, Bulgarin orders a member of the Russian Mafia attempts to slit Niko's throat. However, Niko ran into cover as everyone began reaching for guns, including Niko himself, who took out the smaller pistol of GTA 4, and Jacob did the same.
Niko and Jacob were now caught in the middle of heavy gun battle, loud gunshots surrounding the background.
"FUCK YOU!" Niko screamed, as he shoot at off view targets.
"Shit! Dimitri and Bulgarin are leaving!.. Jacob. Can you hold these men while I go after?" Niko cried, still shooting his way though the warehouse.
"Just easy man! The place rammed full man, you'll get us killed my youth. We can catch dem later. Their time will come, trust me!" Jacob said, off view.
Niko reluctantly agreed, and continued shooting, shooting a nearby enamy wait though the head, causing blood to spill onto the wall.
Eventually after a long, intense fight, Jacob and Niko escaped both the Russian troops and responding cops.
"I told you Dimitri was a snake in de grass!" Jacob cried, after confirming they were now in the clear.
"I didn't know that Mr. Bulgarin was here in Liberty City. If I could have killed them all then and there..."
"Just chill Niko man, one at a time. Wan wan coco full baskit, seen? We find out where Dimitri is and then, BAM!.. We take the rest of dem out. Just keep ya head down til then" Jacob replied.
"FUCKIN DIMITRI!... made me kill Faustin! And then he sell me down the river" Niko cried angrily.
"Just cool Niko, di boy's a ginnal, yuh nah see? He gonna make his own downfall. De higher da monkey climb da madami him expose him batty hole, ya see it?"
I will bring Dimitri down MYSELF. I promise you this!" Niko replied, still angry.
LATER THAT SAME EVENING:
Niko finds Roman hiding in the trunk of his car.
"Jesus Roman.. What are you doing in there?" Niko said, almost laughing.
"I got scared... people started calling the house and hanging up.. You weren't answering your phone! What happened!?" Roman cried.
"We've got a big problem.. Dimitri was not a man of his word" Niko said.
"So we're dead!?" Roman cried.
"More or less" Niko admitted.
"Great!.. Just great!.. Everything was FINE before you came... And now this. Thank you. Thanks a lot! Niko!" Roman cried sarcastically.
Niko: [translated] I'm sorry.
Roman. [translated] Whatever.
Brief pause.
"Look.. What's done is done" Roman insisted.
"Yes, but there's a BIGGER problem... That guy I owed money to... He's here now!" Niko sinabi worriedly.
"Great!" Roman cried sarcastically.
"I'm sorry... I've ruined your life" Niko sinabi sadly.
Roman tried to cheer him up sa pamamagitan ng saying, "No. Don't be like that... we can find a way out of this... bunch of idiot Russians..."
"I will kill every one of them!"
"No!... that's exactly what you WON'T do. We don't have time for revenge.. We can lay low... and start over. Please... come on, let's go back to the apartment... We can pick up our stuff, and then get out of here. I'll call Mallorie, she might have somewhere we can hide out.
Dimitri Sure.. (the door starts closing but Little Jacob sneaks inside) But I just wanted to say how grateful me and my bosses are for what you did.. And I just wanted to check something
"Uhh.. Okay" Niko sais, a bit nervous.
You ARE Niko Bellic, correct?" Dimitri asked, as he suddenly became serious.
"... What is this?" Asked a nervous Niko.
"And you used to work the coast in the Mediterranean, smuggling people into Italy?"
"I don't know what you're talking about". Niko sinabi nervously.
"But you messed up... and left a lot of bad debt. You left a good friend of mine out of pocket, big time.
Mr Bulgarian steps out from the shadows, and several Russian mobsters begin to surround Niko.
"Hello, Niko" He greeted.
Hello... Mr. Bulgarin.
Jacob [to self] Ras.
"Where's our money?" Demitri and Bulgarin both asked.
"I don't know... I didn't rob you... We were busted a mile off the coast. I had to swim for my life. I don't know what happened.. I nearly drowned"
"My puso is bleeding" Bulgarin sinabi sarcastically.
"I DID WHAT I COULD! I DIDN'T FUCK UP!" Niko cried with sudden rage.
Angered, Bulgarin orders a member of the Russian Mafia attempts to slit Niko's throat. However, Niko ran into cover as everyone began reaching for guns, including Niko himself, who took out the smaller pistol of GTA 4, and Jacob did the same.
Niko and Jacob were now caught in the middle of heavy gun battle, loud gunshots surrounding the background.
"FUCK YOU!" Niko screamed, as he shoot at off view targets.
"Shit! Dimitri and Bulgarin are leaving!.. Jacob. Can you hold these men while I go after?" Niko cried, still shooting his way though the warehouse.
"Just easy man! The place rammed full man, you'll get us killed my youth. We can catch dem later. Their time will come, trust me!" Jacob said, off view.
Niko reluctantly agreed, and continued shooting, shooting a nearby enamy wait though the head, causing blood to spill onto the wall.
Eventually after a long, intense fight, Jacob and Niko escaped both the Russian troops and responding cops.
"I told you Dimitri was a snake in de grass!" Jacob cried, after confirming they were now in the clear.
"I didn't know that Mr. Bulgarin was here in Liberty City. If I could have killed them all then and there..."
"Just chill Niko man, one at a time. Wan wan coco full baskit, seen? We find out where Dimitri is and then, BAM!.. We take the rest of dem out. Just keep ya head down til then" Jacob replied.
"FUCKIN DIMITRI!... made me kill Faustin! And then he sell me down the river" Niko cried angrily.
"Just cool Niko, di boy's a ginnal, yuh nah see? He gonna make his own downfall. De higher da monkey climb da madami him expose him batty hole, ya see it?"
I will bring Dimitri down MYSELF. I promise you this!" Niko replied, still angry.
LATER THAT SAME EVENING:
Niko finds Roman hiding in the trunk of his car.
"Jesus Roman.. What are you doing in there?" Niko said, almost laughing.
"I got scared... people started calling the house and hanging up.. You weren't answering your phone! What happened!?" Roman cried.
"We've got a big problem.. Dimitri was not a man of his word" Niko said.
"So we're dead!?" Roman cried.
"More or less" Niko admitted.
"Great!.. Just great!.. Everything was FINE before you came... And now this. Thank you. Thanks a lot! Niko!" Roman cried sarcastically.
Niko: [translated] I'm sorry.
Roman. [translated] Whatever.
Brief pause.
"Look.. What's done is done" Roman insisted.
"Yes, but there's a BIGGER problem... That guy I owed money to... He's here now!" Niko sinabi worriedly.
"Great!" Roman cried sarcastically.
"I'm sorry... I've ruined your life" Niko sinabi sadly.
Roman tried to cheer him up sa pamamagitan ng saying, "No. Don't be like that... we can find a way out of this... bunch of idiot Russians..."
"I will kill every one of them!"
"No!... that's exactly what you WON'T do. We don't have time for revenge.. We can lay low... and start over. Please... come on, let's go back to the apartment... We can pick up our stuff, and then get out of here. I'll call Mallorie, she might have somewhere we can hide out.
#1:
Tell him ALL blonde girls are idiots..
#2:
Tell him a girl is "out of his league"..
#3:
Put on Country Music..
#4:
Put on ANY teen sitcom other than Sweet life of Zack and Cody, or patong lalaki and Josh. Heck. Even Icarly isn't too bad..
#5:
Convince him into giving a fuck about politics..
#6:
Steal his X-Box..
#7:
Make him watch PowerPuff Girls..
#8:
Remind him that he has no life outside of Fanpop..
#9:
Remind him that GTA 5 STILL doesn't friggin work, and I'm stuck with the 4 games..
#10:
Talk shit about his bidyo (just kidding)..
Tell him ALL blonde girls are idiots..
#2:
Tell him a girl is "out of his league"..
#3:
Put on Country Music..
#4:
Put on ANY teen sitcom other than Sweet life of Zack and Cody, or patong lalaki and Josh. Heck. Even Icarly isn't too bad..
#5:
Convince him into giving a fuck about politics..
#6:
Steal his X-Box..
#7:
Make him watch PowerPuff Girls..
#8:
Remind him that he has no life outside of Fanpop..
#9:
Remind him that GTA 5 STILL doesn't friggin work, and I'm stuck with the 4 games..
#10:
Talk shit about his bidyo (just kidding)..
#1: REMAIN CALM AND NO SUDDEN MOVEMENTS:
The pating may not be planning to attack you.. So don't give the animal any reason to feel threatened. Don't try to out swim away either, unless you're already very close to shore. Sharks can swim 5 times faster than the average human, and this is the most popular mistake that people make. ilipat slowly toward the baybayin or a boat; choose whichever is closest. Don't thrash your arms or kick or splash while you swim..
#2: KEEP YOUR EYE ON IT:
And never block the shark's path. If you're standing between the pating and the open ocean, ilipat away, or else the pating will feel threatened..
#3: AIM FOR THE EYES:
If the pating DOSE attack, you still need to stay calm. I know this is easier sinabi than done. But. You need to remember one thing.. The eyes and gills are sensitive to shark, attacking these spots will harm the Shark, and it will back off..
The pating may not be planning to attack you.. So don't give the animal any reason to feel threatened. Don't try to out swim away either, unless you're already very close to shore. Sharks can swim 5 times faster than the average human, and this is the most popular mistake that people make. ilipat slowly toward the baybayin or a boat; choose whichever is closest. Don't thrash your arms or kick or splash while you swim..
#2: KEEP YOUR EYE ON IT:
And never block the shark's path. If you're standing between the pating and the open ocean, ilipat away, or else the pating will feel threatened..
#3: AIM FOR THE EYES:
If the pating DOSE attack, you still need to stay calm. I know this is easier sinabi than done. But. You need to remember one thing.. The eyes and gills are sensitive to shark, attacking these spots will harm the Shark, and it will back off..
#5: MADONNA:
Not much to say..
#4: MILEY CYRUS:
I never liked her myself.
But did "respect" her once..
But it's fair to say.
She Nawawala that privilege..
#3: LADY GAGA:
Se probably still is, I don't know.. It's been many many years since I cared about Lady Gaga.
But her song Just Dance was once a token of my childhood, so I should at least mention her under this list..
Putting her as MAYBE still hot, but who hell could tell under all that max up and bizarre hair styles.
At least with Katy Perry you can tell she's still pretty hot, even under all those stupid outfits and shit..
#2: LINDSEY LOHAN:
A perfectv example of how once innocent people can become FUCKED UP..
#1: BRITTNEY SPEARS:
She use too be so friggin hot,
WHAT HAPPENED!?
No wait..
We KNOW what happened.
She went bold.
And took too many drugs.
Nobody cares about her anymore.
Though at least her voice is still pretty.
Unless the grand theft auto song was written BEFORE her rampage..
Not much to say..
#4: MILEY CYRUS:
I never liked her myself.
But did "respect" her once..
But it's fair to say.
She Nawawala that privilege..
#3: LADY GAGA:
Se probably still is, I don't know.. It's been many many years since I cared about Lady Gaga.
But her song Just Dance was once a token of my childhood, so I should at least mention her under this list..
Putting her as MAYBE still hot, but who hell could tell under all that max up and bizarre hair styles.
At least with Katy Perry you can tell she's still pretty hot, even under all those stupid outfits and shit..
#2: LINDSEY LOHAN:
A perfectv example of how once innocent people can become FUCKED UP..
#1: BRITTNEY SPEARS:
She use too be so friggin hot,
WHAT HAPPENED!?
No wait..
We KNOW what happened.
She went bold.
And took too many drugs.
Nobody cares about her anymore.
Though at least her voice is still pretty.
Unless the grand theft auto song was written BEFORE her rampage..