Penguins of Madagascar Article: WARNING!

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posted by peacebaby7

SIDE EFFECTS OF WATCHING THE PENGUINS OF MADAGASCAR MAY INCLUDE:

--Your eyes may explode from too much awesomeness

--You may become so obsessed with the ipakita you will dedicate your whole life to it

--You may become a sofa spud because you will watch the ipakita nonstop for literally 24/7

--You may form your own commando team & put yourself & others in mortifying danger

--You may cause yourself to never speak again because you will try to be like Rico

--Your house may explode because you will try to make inventions like Kowalski

--Strained eyes because you will be watching the ipakita with tape holding up your eyelids so you don't miss a thing

Hospitals worldwide & Insurance agencies worldwide are not responsible for any of these occurances.

dejavu2571, 27Kowalski and 3 others like this

Private1sCut3 Sounds painful. x3 I hope none of these side effects ever happen to me.

peacebaby7 :D

carsfan "You may become so obsessed with the show you will dedicate your whole life to it." At FIRST I was, but good thing I have other interrest. XD

27Kowalski "You may cause yourself to never speak again because you will try to be like Rico" Um... You just gave me a new idea... XD

skippercp321 ummm coughs im number two coughs sorry I coughed dering that im number too

peacebaby7 Hahahaha, I remember when I wrote this. LOL, memories. XD @skippercp321: Same here, my virtual friend. I have so many fan fictions I can't find time to write. *sad face* XD

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The Blood Night Chapter 10: pag-ibig

posted by 67Dodge

They soon ran out the dungeon, apparently Rico easily hacked up a bomb to destroy the doors, so the team was free, now they have to save Private and destroy his Future Self. "Where's Lord Murdoch?" asked Skipper. "He should be 8 stories up, let's get to the elevator!!" yelled Kowalski. They soon slid on their bellies and hid behind a crevice to hide from chanting guards, as soon as they passed, they slid to the elevator and then hopped inside. "Alright team, we must defeat Dr. Murdoch, save Private, destroy this building, and go back tahanan safely, remember guys, if any of you die here, you'll...

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Dimensional Penguins! (1)

posted by fox_tamer_113

At The Penguins HQ

Inside the HQ, the penguins are waiting for Kowalski to ipakita them his new invention, which is under a piece of cloth, just like every week. The others, mostly Skipper, are getting bored at Kowalski's inventions.

"Okay Kowalski, Wow us" Skipper said, bored, sipping a cup of coffee. susunod to him are Private and Rico, waiting for Kowalski to start.

"Okay, as you know for a couple of weeks my inventions are a bit useless-" Kowalski started.

"Yeah, no duh" Skipper commented, as he continuing sipping on his drink.

"As I was saying" Kowalski glaring at Skipper "I heard someone say that...

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The Blood Night Chapter 8: Captured

posted by 67Dodge

"I can't sumali you, I'm sorry, but I just can't," sinabi Private, turning down Lord Murdoch's offer. "No? Well, what a stupid little ibong dagat I was back then," sinabi Lord Murdoch. "Now we came here and ask you nicely, please repeal the Blood Night and end this violence once and for all," sinabi Kowalski. "I refuse, tattletale, I won't let the human overlords take over again, I'm in control now!! These mindless bastards can only be controlled sa pamamagitan ng me without having to kill them," sinabi Lord Murdoch, pointing at a few guards with large clubs and daggers coming to them. "I'm sorry I led you to this Private,...

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Been to Hell (PG for lyrics)

posted by dxarmy423

(The penguins pag-awit some Hollywood Undead with a little help this time)

Rico: *turns the volume on the stereo and hits the play button*

*A heavy drum beat starts off followed sa pamamagitan ng repeating gitara frets*

Skipper:

Welcome to a city that will
Bring you to your knees
It will make you beg for madami until
You can't even breathe

Rico:

Your blindfold is on tight
But you like what you see
So follow me into the night
Cause I got just what you need

King Julien:

Were all rollin down the boulevard
Full of pimps and sharks
It's a motherfuckin riot we've been dieing to start

Maurice:

You better grap a hold
Cause now you...

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Dad!?- Part 4

posted by skipperfan5431

THE susunod MORNING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
"Alright boys! Today were gonna do some hand to hand combat for the morning exersices!" Skipper commanded, looking over his shoulder to make sure Roy was pleased. Lilly, Kowalski, Rico, and Private cheered happily. They loved a little hand to hand combat. "So, ready to get whooped Skipper?" Kowalski asked, striking a battle pose. Skipper looked at Kowalski and gave him a weird look. "Uh, you boys won't be fighting ME........your fighting Roy...heh." The team looked up at the tall buff ibong dagat as he flexed his HUGE ibong dagat muscles. "So....who's first?" Ofcourse,...

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The Blood Night Chapter 2: Portal to the Blood Night

posted by 67Dodge

After packing up several snacks and packing Rico's gut with weapons and amunition, the penguins were set to go, now all they had to do was convince Marlene and one of the lemurs to tag along with them. "Marlene, how do I tell you this? We need you to go on a mission with us, a mission to save humanity," sinabi Skipper. "What kind of mission? Is it about comando situations again?" asked Marlene. "No, it's a mission to enter an era known as the Blood Night, where according to Future Kowalski and Private, demons and wretched monsters come out from their evil realm and destroy the living," sinabi Skipper,...

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The magic mirror

posted by Colonelpenguin

"Enchanting!" cooed me.
"Noble!" exclaimed Kowalski.
"Exsquisite" sinabi Lilly.
The other Guest murmured similar expressions of delight. As all of them where crowded sa pamamagitan ng a new mirror my sister had won.
"It's hard to believe,But I look better than I have ever have," I sinabi checking myself out."Not one of you can hold a candle to me,"I added.
"My dueling has paid off,"said Rico."I'm in better shape then when I was Sixteen!"
"I have a beautiful smile it's breath-taking!" Lilly cooing.
"Well, I'm handsomer than ever," sinabi Jeremy."If only I could remember what caused it?"
"I like a movie star!" sinabi Hannah....

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Switcheroo!- Part 3

posted by skipperfan5431

See Jazzy......I wrote it......no need to poke me now, right? Heh heh............O-e!
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THE susunod MORNING!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Skipper woke up the team as usual and they proceeded with their usual routine. Things were very akward between Skipper and Lilly, considering what happened the night before. "Right kick! Left kick! " Skipper commanded as his team did the motions. Lilly slipped up a few times, and so did Kowalski. They were still getting used to their temporary bodies. "Kowalski! How can you manuntok with these scrawny flippers!?" Lilly complained as...

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Harry potter meets pom part 5

posted by alex356

Me:soooooo that's wasn't so hard was it
Harry: oh really then was
Skipper:it's really great to be here Alex because you look.....like......a.......angel
Me and the wizard:...........?
Skipper: I mean you know
Me:right........
At defans art and dark magic
Proffeser:today you'll learn how to make sure a vampire doesn't bite you
*bells ring* ringgggggggg
At lunch
Me:well what do we have in the-
Ron:we don't have anything
Me:alright
Precy:are you leaving Alex with the penguins?
Me:yeah! Harry,Ron,Hermiome you can come
The three of them:really!
Me:yeah my parents think it's okay

The Door: Chapter 1 (Curiosity)

posted by hanz1192

While sitting in front of the telly with his legs crossed, Private stared straight ahead on the screen with a look of happiness on his face; He’s been so busy watching his favourite ipakita about the Lunacorns until he heard a small, faint voice on the metal door just behind him. “Oh dear what was that noise?” the young ibong dagat said. His curiosity became aroused so it was then he turned off the telly and proceeded to the door to examine it.
While he stood there all alone, he just stared at the large door with the utmost mysterious, inexplicable...

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Harry potter meets pom part2

posted by alex356

Hagrid:um Alex do you know this penguins?
Me:um yes
Harry: Alex who are they
Me:I'll tell you at the house
At the house
Skipper:I am sorry Alex
Me:I'll get expell from HogWarts
Dumdbdor comes
Dumdblor:look it's okay that there here
Me:but-
Dumdblor:I sinabi it's alright
Harry:so who are they
Me: this is skipper,kowalski,private and Rico
Hermieno:oh private spool cute
Private:*blush*
Skipper:I am sorry
Me:it's alright skipper
Ron:well I think there better then scabbers
Me:yes,yes they are

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The penguins meet Harry potter IWrote this because I pag-ibig Harry potter

posted by alex356

Me:well I got a letter
Skipper:who be seading you letters
Me:I don't know
The letter says: HogWarts school for witchcraft and wizardy
The penguins look up
Me:what?
Skipper:Alex your a wizard you have to go I'll sign
Me:I know but guess what I get to see Harry yes
Skipper:well you sead owl post
Me:tons I promise
At HogWarts
Me:Harry,Ron,Hermoie hi
Harry:maybe you'll be a griffendory
Me:I hope so to
At the sorting cermony
The hat:griffendory!
Me:YES
Harry:congrats Alex
Me:thanks you know I miss the penguins
The doors ugoy open and hagrid comes in and guess who came with him

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Lilly's sister!- Part 5

posted by skipperfan5431

Lilly stood up and lept out of the habitat. Skipper tried to go after her, but Marlene,Julien and Maurice wouldn't let him through. "You don't understand! I didn't halik Crystal, SHE kissed ME!" Skipper protested, hoping that his mga kaibigan will believe him, but instead they just scowled even more. Suddenly, something in Skipper's brain clicked! He finaly realized that he could PROVE his innocence! They were in Kowalski's lab when the halik occoured, and Kowalski had just finished installing video cameras in there! Skipper smiled and turned to run to the HQ but Maurice jumped on him, and crushed...

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The adventure of the tiny penguins part 1

posted by Colonelpenguin

It was a crisp morning in September most of the leaves where off the trees Kowalski was tinkering in his lab making something so we will all have fun with.
Kow:Eureka I'm done
Me: What is that
Kow: Guess
Me: A new girl penguin
Rico:FISH
Private: Madonna
Skipper: something good for a change
Kow:No,No,WTF,No
All:what is it
Kow: Okay...Okay it is a new invention that will make all use small
Me:I'm going to watch Tv
Rico: ooh huh me too
Private:ooo look what is on the tv
Skipper:what does it do
Kow: It minimizes you to one inch
everyone comes back to hear kowalski's great news he had.
All:can we try,can we...

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pagkain Fight

posted by Colonelpenguin

We were standing in line to wait to eat my sister's famous recipe and dessert.
The line went like this Skipper,Lily,Me,Kowalski,Rico,Private.
Hey ladies first I knocked out Skipper but,me and Lily both stepped up in front of the line just as the pagkain got put on the table.
"MMMMmmm....." the pagkain pagtunaw so good it already melt in our mouths.
"well.. I'm going somewhere to get madami stuff for dessert...Okay."(she left us)
"Well Kowalski the pagkain is on you."(throwing it but Kowalski pato and it hit Skipper instead he ran up and got the steaming hot sarsa and pour it all over me)
kowalski:haha that's...

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Ester: Part 3

posted by Bluepenguin

Writen by: Bluepenguin
Idea and Credit: skipperfan5431

Waiting, expecting the change from brainiac to risky bad boy.
It was 1:00 A.M., Kowalski heard the segundos ticking by, expecting some sort of sudden change to occur to him. He sat there with the dazzling moonlight shining in through the window, endlessly hoping that his potion would work its magic.

*Tick. Tock. Tick. Tock.*

Kowalski: *Sigh* I should've expected it would never work.

Gloomy and discouraged, Kowalski sauntered out of his lab and found everyone sound asleep. He went to his bunk, but not before enviously glaring at Rico, wishing...

Saw -ManfrediUjohnson's awesome way Part One- xD

posted by Manfred_Johnson

(Johnson: Got the idea for this my watching saw and a tagahanga on here who gets credit for helping with the idea got me thinking of making this. Sense me and Manfredi die all the time persay probably you guts will find this interesting to see if we can trick the master of death himself. xD Live on jigsaw!)

"W-what?" I say as I look around feeling so very dizzy as I awaken slowly with blurred vision. I rub the back of my head gently for it was hurting really badly for reasons I don't know why. I think I was hit on the head with some thing. Most have been a rock or a stick. "Ow..., yeah defiantly a...

Saw: ibong dagat style!- Part 2

posted by skipperfan5431

The girls walk into yet another dim-lighted room.
"Stay close Marlene. Jigsaw is one wacked out man, and he puts traps in the least suspecting places." Lilly whispered as she held her friend's paw. Marlene couldn't help but wondor...How does Lilly know so much about this guy? They walked deeper into the room and heard the sound of a familiar shreik. "RICO!" Lilly cried, realizing who the animal in distress was. Not thinking, she ran to the end of the room and tripped over a good o'l fashioned trip-wire. Suddenly, the lights turned on and revealed Rico, taped to a pader in front of the team's...

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Kowalski's jealous side!- Part 4

posted by skipperfan5431

The roach told Skipper and Kitka everything they needed to know. How Kowalski used the poor little dude as a distraction, then how he pushed Lilly down and switched her bow for one that had a sticky green substance on it. Also, he had made a little discovery. When Kowalski and Lilly went top-side, he found a small vile with the sticky green substance spilling onto the floor! It had a puso drawn on it which to animals, usualy meant....love potion. " Thank you my tiny friend. I salute you honesty and cooperation." Skipper sinabi with a grin as he held the cute little pest in his flipper. " Skipper!...

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Psycho: Chapter 7

posted by 67Dodge

The woods were so remote that Kowalski had trouble looking for any body of water, the only paths there were so thin that he had to walk sideways, and Skipper, being so fat, had to suck his breath in to fit between the foliage. 'We're getting nowhere with this!!! Why me? I could've stayed and tortured Private or have a cup of coffee with him than end up with this mad scientist with little tracking experience!!' yelled Skipper, kicking a puno stump but screaming then, he hopped around on one foot. 'Now Skipper, calm down, we all got only 4 hours of sleep, we're cranky, hungry, and exhausted,...