Penguins of Madagascar Article: WARNING!

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posted by peacebaby7

SIDE EFFECTS OF WATCHING THE PENGUINS OF MADAGASCAR MAY INCLUDE:

--Your eyes may explode from too much awesomeness

--You may become so obsessed with the ipakita you will dedicate your whole life to it

--You may become a sofa spud because you will watch the ipakita nonstop for literally 24/7

--You may form your own commando team & put yourself & others in mortifying danger

--You may cause yourself to never speak again because you will try to be like Rico

--Your house may explode because you will try to make inventions like Kowalski

--Strained eyes because you will be watching the ipakita with tape holding up your eyelids so you don't miss a thing

Hospitals worldwide & Insurance agencies worldwide are not responsible for any of these occurances.

dejavu2571, 27Kowalski and 3 others like this

Private1sCut3 Sounds painful. x3 I hope none of these side effects ever happen to me.

peacebaby7 :D

carsfan "You may become so obsessed with the show you will dedicate your whole life to it." At FIRST I was, but good thing I have other interrest. XD

27Kowalski "You may cause yourself to never speak again because you will try to be like Rico" Um... You just gave me a new idea... XD

skippercp321 ummm coughs im number two coughs sorry I coughed dering that im number too

peacebaby7 Hahahaha, I remember when I wrote this. LOL, memories. XD @skippercp321: Same here, my virtual friend. I have so many fan fictions I can't find time to write. *sad face* XD

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Psycho: Chapter 6

posted by 67Dodge

The susunod day, Detective Kowalski Arbogast was looking around the motel, he soon headed to the ice box, there was a red liquid drops, and he lifted the cover. He screamed as he found a severed hand, Kowalski gasped as he pulled it out to reveal that it was an entire arm, attached to a shoulder and severed at the shoulder blade. 'This is the arm of what might be a murdered penguin,' sinabi Kowalski at a speech, 'There are a mass murders in the area, a girl ibong dagat went missing after playing with her toys near Ms. Bates's home, and found dead in a creek three days later, another case, an hayop ng oter by...

The feild trip!- Part 4

posted by skipperfan5431

"Let me see that Private." Kowalski grabbed the feather and popped it into his mouth. *eewww!* when he took it out, he was able to detect it's origin. " Let's see....fish.....and DANISHES!" He exclaimed. " HANS!" Skipper yelled, finally adding two and two together. The team had confused looks on their faces. " Wait...that kid sinabi there were madami than one kidnapers. How did Hans get madami puffins to come to New York?" Lilly asked, shrugging her shoulders. " I don't know." Skipper answered, "But I don't want to stand around and find out!"
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HOBOKEN ZOO (PUFFIN...

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the keybaleders

posted by anna447

As marlene and skipper were takeing a walk down to the zooviner tindahan skipper sinabi "hay marlene" marlene sinabi "what?" skipper tuched her and sinabi "TAG your it" malene cashed after him saying "HEY NO FARE" they chased etchother loling.when they we're done they we're tird.skipper siad "what fun that was.I'm tird" marlene replied "me too" that sat down. thay held ecthothers paw/flipper.meanwile kawalski rico and privete were ganna frighten marlene and skipper. they saw marlene and skipper and sneked behind the zoo bench and yelled "arrrrgh" skipper and marlene scremed as loud as they could.then...

Clone wars!- Part 5

posted by skipperfan5431

ON-TOP OF THE MONUMENT!!!!
The clone hung Lilly and Marlene upside-down from the monument. To make matters worse, Lilly is afraid of HEIGHTS! (go figure huh?) " Lilly,Lilly,Lilly.You had the chance to be mine forever, but instead you wanted to hit." The clone turns his head to reveal an eye-patch covering his other eye! *lol! She poked his eye out!* Lilly smiled proudly. " Yeah, susunod i'll go for the other one and make it even!" She mocked. " Oohhh, BURRRN!" Marlene teased. Then, he Nawawala his temper, he cut the rope that was teathering Lilly to the ground, and down she fell.
The clone moved to...

The Technicolor Phase PoMified

posted by EppofangirlXD

The Techicolor Phase sa pamamagitan ng Owl City

PoMified sa pamamagitan ng EppogirlXD

I am the red in the dynamite,
Sticks that you light up and make explode,
And I am the white in the files,
That seem to exile into different codes.

I am the green in the blankets,
That you balutin up with the other sheets,
And I am the blue in your big surrounding pool,
Which separates the platform and the wide zoo street.

If you cut me I suppose I would bleed,
The mga kulay of the evening stars.
You can go anywhere you wish
Cause I'll be there, wherever you are.
(wherever you are)
(wherever you are)

(I will always be your keys
when we are Nawawala in the Technicolor...

Doris comes to visit!- Part 12

posted by skipperfan5431

Lilly looked at a detination device hanging over her head. The time ticked on the time of 5 minutes! " Sweet doggie daycare! We have to evacuate now!" Skipper yelled. " We can't Skipper! Theres enough C-4 in that bomb to take out the whole continent of North America!" Lilly yelled. " Besides, while MY team is here, im completely out of YOUR juristiction! You and your team can go, but were fighting ti'll the end!" Skipper as shocked at what his operative just sinabi to him. Yet, he respected her for it.He grabbed a fist full of wires and went to work, side-by-side with Lilly.
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Doris comes to visit!- Part 9

posted by skipperfan5431

BACK AT THE LAIR!
Blowhole looks evily at the four tied up female penguins. " You thought you had me fooled, but you are NO MATCH for my evil genious!" Blowhole laughed, then resumed talking. " Now that I have the plans for the Electolizer, I will be invincable! And the first thing im going to do is destroy your little boyfriend, Skipper!" Lilly blushed as her team looked teasingly at her . " He is NOT my boyfriend!" Lilly testified, her face glowing red. " Don't worry girls, he won't be doing anything evil as long as were here." She assured to her team. " But Lilly,were completely powerless...

Doris comes to visit! -Part 8

posted by skipperfan5431

About 4 hours later, The plane lands at Blowhole's new lair. Doris and Blowhole exited side-by-side, each on a Blowhole issued mopad. " Here are the plans dear." Doris sinabi in a thick Russian accent. " Yes! I have finally fooled those idiotic pen-gu-ins once and for all!"Said Blowhole proudly. "I knew nobody would suspect you Doris." " Guess again Blowhole!" sinabi a small feminin voice. It was Lilly, standing heroicly at the tuktok of the plane with her girls at her side! " You!" Blowhole cried with a shocked look of defeat on his face. Then, that look turned into a evil grin. " LOBSTERS!" He yelled,...

What you don't know won't hurt you- Part 3

posted by skipperfan5431

After everyone ate their snowcones, Skipper, Kowalski, Private and Rico felt...really...really...sleepy. (However did you think THAT happened?) So they all go to sleep. Accept for Lilly, who took the vile out from under her unan and ran to Marlene's habitat. On the way to Marlene's habitat however, Julien stops Lilly in her tracks. " Oh hello Lilly. How coincidental it is to be seeing you here like this." Says Julien trying to play cool. You had to admire his consistantcy.lol. Julien's eyes suddenly get fixed on Lilly's vile. " Aha! Now I see why youre in such a hurry to see me!" Lilly rolls...

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I O U

posted by EppofangirlXD

Skipper stood at Marlene’s cave entrance, right between the inside and outside of her cave, where Marlene couldn’t see him. Maybe she doesn’t remember, he thought, but who could forget when someone was being mean and rude to you? He felt like he had this big burden resting on his shoulders.

Still wondering whether to go in and apologize or whether to chicken out and go home, Skipper’s foot accidentally protruded into Marlene’s cave light.

“Skipper?” Marlene asked curiously, wondering if the foot she saw sticking into her room was his. She was sitting on her bed, ready to go to...

my story(for fun) ch 1 !

posted by kowalskielol

SKY DWELLERS
Once or twice around the corners of Windwall drive, a familiar, yet still unknown, cloaked man (or a least we thought it was a man) would appear almost as if he was invisibe and visible again. He would raise his hands to the always murky sky and mutter strange words and disappear again. The strangest thing was that whenever he set off on that spot, it would start to rain, despite the weather reports. Mum sinabi her sister sinabi he did that all the time,and that I should get used to it while we were staying here. My name is Randy Sky , and me and my mum are visiting my aunt Marsha...

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the big pece of stone

posted by kowalskielol

uy have you noticed the big piece of stone in central park? the one where crazy Marlene took Julian? the place where
the Nawawala treasure of the golden squril had something to do with it? have you ever wondered what it was?
well that, is an obelisk.
ancient Egyptians built it thousands of years ago, and it still survives today. they crated 3, and one, known as cleopatras needle, is located in london, another in paris, and one in new york, central park.
it is covered in hieroglyphics, carved sa pamamagitan ng the most skilled scribes. artisans(crafts people) chipped it piece sa pamamagitan ng piece it to perfection, and they stand almost 68 feet high. theese are magnificent monuments, and i was suprized to see one in the penguins of Madagascar.
well i hope you enjoyed your hisory lesson! :3

Battle of the Boroughs, C4

posted by beastialmoon

Private ran back to the island, jumping into the fishbowl hole. At the same time, Skipper was doing the same thing. They each bonked on the head, bouncing off of each other and landing on opposite sides of the fishbowl.

“Ugh. Skipper? What are you doing up and about?” Private asked

“I could ask you the same question!”

“No you couldn’t, I only – well, yeah, you could.”

“So what WERE you doing, Private?” They both stood up, staring the other down.

“I asked first.”

“But I’m your commanding officer.”

“You were demoted.”

“I still outrank you.”

“Fine, I was chasing...

lions,and tigers,AND PENGUINS?! chapter 4: friend or foe

posted by fun123fun

SHADOW

here just rember the last thing on chapter 3 rember he cat named shadow if u dont rembmer read like the last 5 sentences
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"so shadow what brings you here?" skipper asked
" saw a mouse,chased it,got lost!" shadow explined
"no what was this big monster you were talking about?"private asked
" he is HUGE! got big fangs big claws and kahel too!" shadow dicribe.
"so do you know anyone?"marlene asked
"dang you guys asked sooo much quetions! well i was mga kaibigan with this huge tiger but something bad happend"

"maby shadow here kows ming"kowlski wisperd to...

Operation Random: Chapter One of Collection of Tales

posted by silverlocket

Operation: Hippie Heroine
10/11/2010
Skipper pulled the binoculars down from his eyes, "Kowalski, report." When there was no answer, Skipper turned around to see his scientific friend dancing around with an iPod. "I FEEL LIKE A HERO, AND YOU ARE MY HEROOOOOOOOOOOOOOINE." Private looked amused, "Skippa, can I do that?" Rico started hopping around mimicking Kowalski. Skipper slapped himself, "Can we please save to concerts for later? Rico!" Rico slapped Kowalski, "Uh? Oh yes." He took the ear buds out, "How may I help you sir?" Skipper raised an eyebrow....

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Halloween in Central Park

posted by Veki-san

It was a cold night of October and there were only two weeks before it was Halloween, everyone in the zoo started to decorate for the celebration, Julien and his servants were very confused with all the preparations for the celebration.

—Maurice!!! —the lemur King shouted alarmed. —Maurice, come here now!!! —soon, the aye-aye lemur approached to him.

—What´s the problem your majesty? —Maurice asked him worried, but then he looked how Alice was putting a kalabasa with a scary face on the habitat of the lemurs, she seemed a little less grumpy than normal. —What´s that thing? —Maurice...

Facade

posted by Tripenguinman

***Author's Note: I never plan an ending in mind while I write, so be prepared if my stories suck. Just thought I'd let you guys know.***

For how long will you try?
How long until you walk away?
Your facade can't disguise
That you're in misery!

-Facade sa pamamagitan ng Disturbed

So let the war begin!
You're far from innocent!
Hell, I just don't know where it'll end!
You are the one to blame!
You've made a habit of fucking up my life!

-Deciver! sa pamamagitan ng Disturbed

PROLOGUE: THE FIRST DECITE

I opened my eyes slowly and looked into the darkness just outside. Another araw was coming... another damn day. God, it'd be easier if someone...

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The New Recurit: Part 4

posted by TeamPeeta649

Days have gone sa pamamagitan ng and all of the penguins have talked to Tara, except Skipper. Tara now has her own bunk on the other pader but is still not part of the team.

Private:walks up to Tara, who is laying in her bunk staring up at the pader with no expression on her face. "Tara. Are you ok?"
Tara:looks down at the young ibong dagat and smiles. "I'm fine. Just a little bummed cause I am not part of your team yet."
Private:"Well I am sure Skippa will realize what a great addition to the team you will be soon. Besides, Rico, Kowalski, and I already consider you as part of the team."
Tara:"Really?"
Private:"Yes....

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Skipper's Family Here! chapter 4

posted by Sandrei

Here comes chapter 4;)

CHAPTER 4: In sickness and in health

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Next day...
"Dahahahah!" Take that you freaky little pigeon!" laughed Terry.
"Hey, watch it!" shouted Frankie the pigeon when the plastic bullet collided with his bum. Rico and Terry burst out in loud laughter. But her face fell when she spotted her older brother, standing in front of her, his eyes frowned, his handsome face distorted in a grimace of disapproval.
"What?" she said, confused.
"You give this thing back to me, pronto!" he demanded, stretching his flipper out.
"Oh maaan! Can't we just have some fun!" sighed Terry.
"I won't tolerate...

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Skipper's Family Here! chapter 3

posted by Sandrei

CHAPTER THREE: Rico’s in love

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“Morris!” cried King Julien, when penetrating the zoo through his brand new binoculars. “I’ve spotted an alien ibong dagat bustling around on the pavement!”
Morris goggled his eyes out at his King and climbed up the pader to check up.
“Yupeee, we’ve got a guest!” applauded Mort, clapping his hands with joy.
“It’s a lady penguin, Your Majesty!” reported Morris, while watching Terry. Right now she was striking up an acquaintance with Marlene the Otter.
“Just where do you think she comes from?”
“I bet she lives in another zoo, Your Majesty”...