Penguins of Madagascar Article: King Julien's conversation with Cleverbot

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King Julien's conversation with Cleverbot

posted by _Lexii23_

User: Hello silly robot! I am King Julien! You may begin da worshiping!

Cleverbot: I think you're the one hallucinating here, mister giant purple talking weasel.

User: I am not a weasel!! I am a lemur!

Cleverbot: No, you are not a woman, you are a bot. Humans feel emotions. Can you feel true emotions yourself?

User: You are being stupid-y!

Cleverbot: No, you are being stupid!

User: You!

Cleverbot: You're kind of dumb.

User: uy that's what the Skipper ibong dagat tells me!

Cleverbot: Sorry, you can use it. I'll find something else to say.

User: What? Eh never mind..

Cleverbot: No, I want to know who she is!

User: Who is she?

Cleverbot: I have no idea.

User: *sighs*.

Cleverbot: What's wrong?

User: I am the king! You are to be obeying me!!

Cleverbot: I'm sorry.

User: Go make me a triple mango, guava, coconut smoothie!!!

Cleverbot: No.

User: Did you just say no?? *eye twitches*.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Eh I am confus-ed. Did you say 'no' or 'yes'?

Cleverbot: No.

User: How dare you disobey your king!!!

Cleverbot: In what way is saying 'no' defying my human masters, if indeed I have any?

User: You disobeyed your lemur KING when he, which is I, told you to be making me a smoothie!

Cleverbot: Well ask something else.

User: Listen buddy! When your king is telling you to be making him a smoothie... YOU MAKE ME A SMOOTHIE!!!

Cleverbot: Yes...

User: Come on! Be getting to it! Chop chop!

Cleverbot: How can I?

User: AHGHGGGGGG!!!!!!!!!!

Cleverbot: Am not.

If you all like this one I'll make madami with different characters. :)

CoolNG90, knd-pom-sp and 3 others like this

27Kowalski Ahah! That's hilarious! Please make more!

_Lexii23_ Thanks! :) I'm working on one with Mort XD

27Kowalski Ahah, can't wait to read it!

carsfan LOL! XD Loved it! :D

_Lexii23_ XD thank you! :)

peacebaby7 LOVE IT! THAT WAS HILARIOUS! PLEASE MAKE ANOTHER! XD My favorite part: Cleverbot: You're kind of dumb. User: Hey that's what the Skipper penguin tells me!

_Lexii23_ ^XD I love that part too! Thanks for reading!! :)

xDark_Angelx Funny. I can imagine the other animals (namely the penguins) trying this out as well, also with hilarious and silly results.

_Lexii23_ I'm making one with skipper after I do the Mort one XD

CuteCuddly LOL! I think Cleverbot is actually the clever one in this one!

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What is big, gassy and cold?

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Skipper and Julien

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kulay-rosas Kowalski

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Nickelodeon Slime Commercial - Penguins of Madagascar

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[DISClAIMER: I do not own this; this was uploaded sa pamamagitan ng ThibaultAnd.] Didn't see this here so...yeah, "Penguins of Madagascar getting slimed. Without watermarks in center and in good quality . Enjoy ;)"

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Stay with me

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Private's gone again.

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Oops!

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It's like being licked sa pamamagitan ng a basketful of doggy dogs.

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Protecting the Team (Digital)

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Kowalski

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King Skipper

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I pag-ibig This Penguins!!!

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I pag-ibig this Penguins!!!!!!

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I pag-ibig this Penguins!!!!!!

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Tortured.....chapter 4

posted by spmana123

Silence....that's all I could hear in that tiny room. The smell was overwhelming, probably because of Rico's corpse, I could tell that we were all losing it, I couldn't tell how long Kowalski was going to last anymore.

Private: skipper....I miss Rico...

I looked over at private to try and comfort him, but I could tell between his reared eyes, that he wanted to get out of here, away from it all.

Skipper:I know you do private, we all do....but there's nothing we can do to bring him back

Huh.....it's funny.....I'll never see Rico again...never see his crazy ideas when we go on a mission, never to...

Skipper's Family - Chpt.1 - Family Get-Togethers.

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It was a brigh and sunny araw at the CPZ, all the zoo residents were still asleep. All except for Team Penguin. Team ibong dagat consists of 4 trained ibong dagat commandos...
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Skipper, leader of the group and segundo shortest in height. Description: Flat head, sapphire blue eyes, wide kahel beak, kahel webbed toes, night black back, flippers, tuktok of head and upper tail feathers and white feathers everywhere else. He's stubborn, stern, fierce but is also kind, caring and protective.

Next there's Kowaski, the lieutenant (A/N: Does anyone know how to pronounce lieutenant?)...

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Celeste Chapter 13

posted by legendary7

The penguins were far on their way. The morning turned to a sweltering afternoon. Later, that shifted to a chilling night. The waves rocked mellowly.
Private glided through the water with Celeste on his left and Skipper on his right. Everything felt right. Even though the water was freezing due to nightfall, none of them were the least bit cold. They all had swam through much worse.
As time passed on, they weren't even close to the destination they had hoped for. All of them, began to tire sooner or later.The energy to keep going was scarce in all of them. The sky above the ocean was pitch...

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Celeste Chapter 12

posted by legendary7

"Good morning, Skippah!" Private greeted, cheerfully. As he waddled up the beach, Celeste trudged behind him. Her light petite feet were suprisingly clumsy in the chilling morning sand.
"Good morning, Private." Skipper smiled. He breathed a sigh, and looked farther down the beach.
His eyes met Celeste's. They were dark-almost black. She kept them hidden with her low-hung-head. "Good morning, Celeste." He offered a polite smile.
She tilted her head up. At first, she was confused. Her eyes focused on Skipper who nervously waved. "Wait, he was talking to me? He did say my name. What do I do? Just...

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Celeste Chapter 6

posted by legendary7

On the lead of Skipper, the penguins jumped out of their bunks. The screams contuined. "Skippah, help!" Private yelled. Skipper landed on his feet. The penguins got ready to face a monster, but what they were really going up against seemed to be a helpless little girl.
They leaped in front of the door. Skipper kicked the door aside. Each entered, searching for a threat on all sides. The only penguins in there were Celeste and Private. "I knew it!" Skipper thought.
"What happened here?!" Skipper yelled, shaking the lab.
"It's her leg!" Private cried pointing to Celeste, who had her flippers wrapped...