User: Hello silly robot! I am King Julien! You may begin da worshiping!
Cleverbot: I think you're the one hallucinating here, mister giant purple talking weasel.
User: I am not a weasel!! I am a lemur!
Cleverbot: No, you are not a woman, you are a bot. Humans feel emotions. Can you feel true emotions yourself?
User: You are being stupid-y!
Cleverbot: No, you are being stupid!
User: You!
Cleverbot: You're kind of dumb.
User: uy that's what the Skipper ibong dagat tells me!
Cleverbot: Sorry, you can use it. I'll find something else to say.
User: What? Eh never mind..
Cleverbot: No, I want to know who she is!
User: Who is she?
Cleverbot: I have no idea.
User: *sighs*.
Cleverbot: What's wrong?
User: I am the king! You are to be obeying me!!
Cleverbot: I'm sorry.
User: Go make me a triple mango, guava, coconut smoothie!!!
Cleverbot: No.
User: Did you just say no?? *eye twitches*.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Eh I am confus-ed. Did you say 'no' or 'yes'?
Cleverbot: No.
User: How dare you disobey your king!!!
Cleverbot: In what way is saying 'no' defying my human masters, if indeed I have any?
User: You disobeyed your lemur KING when he, which is I, told you to be making me a smoothie!
Cleverbot: Well ask something else.
User: Listen buddy! When your king is telling you to be making him a smoothie... YOU MAKE ME A SMOOTHIE!!!
Cleverbot: Yes...
User: Come on! Be getting to it! Chop chop!
Cleverbot: How can I?
User: AHGHGGGGGG!!!!!!!!!!
Cleverbot: Am not.
If you all like this one I'll make madami with different characters. :)
Cleverbot: I think you're the one hallucinating here, mister giant purple talking weasel.
User: I am not a weasel!! I am a lemur!
Cleverbot: No, you are not a woman, you are a bot. Humans feel emotions. Can you feel true emotions yourself?
User: You are being stupid-y!
Cleverbot: No, you are being stupid!
User: You!
Cleverbot: You're kind of dumb.
User: uy that's what the Skipper ibong dagat tells me!
Cleverbot: Sorry, you can use it. I'll find something else to say.
User: What? Eh never mind..
Cleverbot: No, I want to know who she is!
User: Who is she?
Cleverbot: I have no idea.
User: *sighs*.
Cleverbot: What's wrong?
User: I am the king! You are to be obeying me!!
Cleverbot: I'm sorry.
User: Go make me a triple mango, guava, coconut smoothie!!!
Cleverbot: No.
User: Did you just say no?? *eye twitches*.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Eh I am confus-ed. Did you say 'no' or 'yes'?
Cleverbot: No.
User: How dare you disobey your king!!!
Cleverbot: In what way is saying 'no' defying my human masters, if indeed I have any?
User: You disobeyed your lemur KING when he, which is I, told you to be making me a smoothie!
Cleverbot: Well ask something else.
User: Listen buddy! When your king is telling you to be making him a smoothie... YOU MAKE ME A SMOOTHIE!!!
Cleverbot: Yes...
User: Come on! Be getting to it! Chop chop!
Cleverbot: How can I?
User: AHGHGGGGGG!!!!!!!!!!
Cleverbot: Am not.
If you all like this one I'll make madami with different characters. :)
This is what they would say after they won a battle...
Skipper:and you thought u could beat me...heh...
Kowlaski: my calculations are NEVER wrong....I told u I would win...
Private: I...I won? YAY!!
Rico: that was it?....I barely broke a sweat...
Julien: HAHA! Nobody can handle my dancing!
Maurice: julien! I must not lose or he'll get mad...
Mort: for juliens feet! Hehe....
Fred: I'm sorry....I didn't even know we were foghting...
Dr.blowhole: the world will be mine!! Nobody can stop me!"laughs evily"
Johnson: that was barely a warm up....oh we'll...
Manfredi: heh...I told u would lose a body part....
Marlene: don't underestimate me because I'm a girl...
Roger: aww I feel bad now...want some tsaa to help heal up your wounds?
daga king: I'm the strongest there ever is!!!
Hans: just like in Denmark...I always win...hehe...
Tell me what u think:)
Skipper:and you thought u could beat me...heh...
Kowlaski: my calculations are NEVER wrong....I told u I would win...
Private: I...I won? YAY!!
Rico: that was it?....I barely broke a sweat...
Julien: HAHA! Nobody can handle my dancing!
Maurice: julien! I must not lose or he'll get mad...
Mort: for juliens feet! Hehe....
Fred: I'm sorry....I didn't even know we were foghting...
Dr.blowhole: the world will be mine!! Nobody can stop me!"laughs evily"
Johnson: that was barely a warm up....oh we'll...
Manfredi: heh...I told u would lose a body part....
Marlene: don't underestimate me because I'm a girl...
Roger: aww I feel bad now...want some tsaa to help heal up your wounds?
daga king: I'm the strongest there ever is!!!
Hans: just like in Denmark...I always win...hehe...
Tell me what u think:)