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The team was invited to participate in a fighting tournament. They will each be going against an enemy that they have some sort of connection to, yet never met before, but, they'd have to fight individually.
"Listen up, team. Today is the big day. We've done extra training for two weeks for this. Just because we'll be split up for this doesn't mean that we won't be the champs. If we're going to be strong on the outside, we're going to start sa pamamagitan ng being strong on the inside and be confident that we'll take tahanan the gold!" Skipper was saying.
The four high fived each other and they were on their ways to the individual fighting rings they'll be in. In one ring, Private will be taking on the Fighter of the West, the Armorillo Kid. Kowalski will be taking on the intellectual farming fighter, Blu of the Brains. Rico will be taking on the King of the Sewage in his fight. And, Skipper will be taking on the baddest of Denmark, Hans the HellDane. When the kampanilya rang, they all knew that there was no turning back.

Private

Private was dodging all the attacks of the Armorillo Kid that he could possibly dodge. He ended up coming behind Kid and kicking him in the back, making him partially tumble.
"You're good, little man, but you're not that good. Back in Texas, I took down a bunch of folk near and far using techniques from fighting and golf!" he said.
Just then, Private remembered that he once went to Texas for a few days and, although he never met Kid, he did hear of him. He's also seen different fighting techniques and golfing techniques come around.
At that moment, Private started to look like he was swinging an imaginary golf club, but manuntok Kid in the face when his hands reached the top. Kid's nose was bleeding as mad as a cow in a cactus field and his eye was blacker than ashes. Private felt guilty about hurting Kid, but he couldn't help but smile from being proud of himself.

Kowalski

Kowalski gave his brain a boost sa pamamagitan ng slapping himself like Skipper usually does. When Blu of the Brains came up, Kowalski was shocked to see that he was fighting against a girl. Both of them seemed to know what moves to expect from the other, since every time one did an attack, the other did a dodge that fit well with the attack.
Kowalski was unsure of how to beat an enemy with similar intellect as him, but he got an idea (note, "Mental Hen" actions never happened). If he was gonna have to go against someone who knows every rational attack he's got, then he'll have to use the most irrational attack he can come up with.
Blu was about to manuntok Kowalski, but he dodged the attack in a way that made him flip his hair in an attractive formation and end with his sexiest smile yet. At the moment Blu seemed distracted, Kowalski found his chance to ugoy kick her in the face.
As she regained focus, she was attempting to grab his shoulders and use her head to knock him out, but instead, Kowalski ducked and Blu flipped over him and the only thing in her hand was Kowalski's shirt. Half of Kowalski didn't expect for that to happen, while half of him actually did. sa pamamagitan ng the time he noticed Blu ogling at him, Kowalski punched her in the stomach and had her knocked down.
While she was down, and obviously in defeat, Kowalski snatched back his sando and put it back on. As he was leaving the ring, Blu just gazed at him and said, "umm, call me?"

Rico

Rico took a good look at the muscular man he was going against. The Sewage King looked so strong that he'd probably lift the entire ring plus Mount Everest. Rico just decided that it's going to take all the psychotic energy he's got to take down this Sewage man on steroids.
"Ain't you gonna do something, dude?" the Sewage King called out.
At that point, Rico just gave a psychotic laugh and went all "destructive, out of control looney tune" on his opponent. He even knocked his head in the Sewage King's chest and didn't feel a thing.
sa pamamagitan ng the time the Sewage King was down, Rico felt completely exhausted, but he was eager to go psycho somewhere else.

Skipper

Every time Skipper looked into his opponent's eyes, he saw the land he was banned from looking back at him. It didn't matter, considering that was in the past and this was the present.
Hans was good, but he was no better than Skipper at fighting. According to the Denmark Fighting Ranks, Hans was a level 7 fighter while Skipper was a level 10 fighter.
Skipper continuously thought about what he told his team before the fight and figured that he could use that as a motivation to take down Hans HellDane, but his anger against Denmark was a motivation that caused him to take down HellDane and the entire ring.
As the team came back together again, they came across the one that invited them to fight: Marcus Blowhole.
"You were supposed to fail and die!" Blowhole screamed, furiously.
Skipper just punched Blowhole in the face and replied, "not today, Blowhole!"
The four high fived each other again before they left. As they were leaving, they thought over that they all fought, not just with their skills, but with the confidence that they all possessed.
The morning arrived, sweeping petite white flakes to the snowy tundra. I peak out from under the sheets of snow and I rush into my parents' room as rapidly as my legs can take me. The kama is half vacant, my mother lays asleep sa pamamagitan ng herself.
I climb my way up, grasping the covers. With all the strength I can muster up, I get on tuktok of her shoulder. I start poking her cheek to wake her up.
"Momma, wake up!" I yell, pagganap as an alarm clock, but she continuously snores. I groan and tumawid my flippers across my chest.
In a matter of minutes, I lose all interest, and hop down it the bed. To my suprise...
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posted by peacebaby7
Last scene of It's About Time: Take 1

Kowalski: "...Eventually it will lunok the whole universe!"

Rico: *gets angry & throws chronotron into black hole*

*black hole closes*

Kowalski: "But...but that shouldn't have worked, it breaks all...it breaks all...uh, LINE PLEASE!"

Last scene of It's About Time: Take 2

*black hole closes*

Kowalski: "But...but that shouldn't have worked, it breaks all known rules of the universe!"

Skipper: "That's why we call Rico a maverick. He makes his own rules."

Rico: "K-k...Yea!"

Kowalski: "But...But...The uni...uni...ACHOO! Aw, crud."

Last scene of It's About...
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posted by King_Julien_fan
'Thump'

Guy - Co to jest, ach co?

Kowalski - Straszny sprzęt wmuszający śpiew.

Skipper - Spójrz teraz nie widzisz mnie.

King Julien - Trzeba cię powstrzymać dziś,
tak mówi mały miś.
Dajcie mi bas,
to oczaruję was.
Dajcie mi dźwięk,
ujrzycie tyłka wdzięk.

Zaczynamy bimbę i wszyscy razem
bam, bam, bam! Yeah!
Kolanami w brodę wal
i bam, bam, bam!

Poczuj ten flow,
kiedy macham kitą swą!

Zaczynamy bimbę i wszyscy razem
bam, bam, bam!

Mort i Maurice
wyjedzą z kubła ryż.

Zaczynamy bimbę i wszyscy razem
*bam, bam, bam*

Tak się właśnie tańczy tu,
Tak się właśnie tańczy tam.
Tak się właśnie...
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The look of horror on their faces sinabi it all, Skipper' face was bleeding, but he didn't notice... Considering 8 devil-tenticles were reaching out towards the girl he loved...

*March 20th... 5:30 a.m*
He could hear Rico snoring and Kowalski reciting pi. He was to cold to bother to open his eyes, until through his eyelids, he could see a glow. He hoisted himself up, and stumbled to the steel door, ready to slap Kowalski for waking him up. Instead, as soon as the door creaked open, he immediately realised that the glow wasn't from any of Kowalski's new inventions... It was actually from a old back-pack...
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Author's note: Don't get your hopes up, people. I hardly ever carry on with my fanfictions, after starting them. I know, I know... it's despicable... Oh well. XD. Also, the puwang squid dialogue has been translated (roughly) from squidese, or whatever, to English. Also, this is written from the puwang squid's point of view. Oh! And it's set quite a few years into the future. Also, it might be a BIT of a spoiler, if you haven't seen The Trouble with Jiggles, not to mention confusing. Wow... long note. XD

It was a few years back, when I asked my father where the gubes came from. He told me the story......
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Lexii stepped up to the shipping crate. She was shaking with both excitment and fear. She had never met another lemur or a penguin. There had been a few mga hayop at her past small zoo but she was the only lemur and there was no other mga hayop except 2 lions, a tiger, and a couple of tropical birds.
She shook her head. She had to do this!
She jumped into the shipping crate. It was just big enough for her to sit down in. If she stood up her ears were about an inch from the tuktok of the box. This is what she would be living in for the susunod 5 hours.. Oh joy..
Lexii: *kicks the inside of the malaking kahon gently*...
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A/N: Yes, this is the first chapter. I see that some people were confused on the prologue, just stay calm, I will still answer any tanong that you have. This is just the start of the story, short, sweet, and ready for the next.

Chapter 1

    I sighed, ‘why is today so boring?’ I asked myself as a walked down the hall to Junior’s room. I could hear him laughing from where I was now. I open the door and see Skipper playing with him. “Hey,” he says, “Just wanted to spend time with Junior. Don’t worry, I didn’t make him fight any puwang squids today, right...
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Skipper woke up with the sound of Hans voice

"hey skippa!" he shouted

"wha?" he sinabi mumbling

"my petsa with Marlene was perfect! I asked to be her boyfriend and she accepted, I am sooo in pag-ibig with her!!"

"ahahaha, h-how good Hans, how good..."

"skipper, you really like her right?"

"no, NO! I dont like her!"

"hahaha, anyways, you lost, I got the girl skipper, so you Nawawala the oportunity!"

"what?"

Just when the conversation seemed to continue, Marlene entered though the fishbowl

"hey skipper, hy hans" she sinabi as she rushed at him, hugged and kissed him, Hans continued hugging her, and turned to skipper,...
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posted by 67Dodge
Lily finally felt ligtas when Private's footsteps faded away upstairs, apparently, he went to find Lily, but he's still searching. She looked at the cellar door, was it ligtas to enter?Yes, it was. She opened the door, which went down a flight of stairs, she noticed the room had stuffed birds too. Taxidermist's birds, eternally stuffed and mounted for display. 'Blech, that's nasty, killing a bird, gutting it and stuffing it with cotton is nasty,' thought Lily, looking around. The taxidermed mga hayop soon started varying, lizards in preserving jars, whole parasites stuffed in alcohol jars, a deer...
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posted by skipperfan5431
As soon as Allison left, Rico sent a transmition to Lilly telling her to look out her window. Well, she did and the boys were standing on her balcony. " Rico! Private! Kowalski!" Cried Lilly with joy. " Hello? sinabi Skipper."'Im here too!" " Really? Didn't notice. sinabi Lilly in a sarcastic voice. " Let's go guys, I hate it here!" sinabi Lilly. She grabbed her pretty blue ribbon and they were off. " HALT!!" sinabi Luke, the same bodygaurd who dragged Lilly to Antarctica in the first place. " On behalf of the reyna of Antarctica,I command you to--- Lilly punches Luke in the face " Im soo sick of that guy!" Lilly sinabi rubbing her fist. They all got on the plane and took off. " Lilly." sinabi Private in a sweet tone. " Isn't it wondorful to be a princess?" he asked. " I guess." Replied Lilly " But I'd much rather be a dirty commando!" Everyone starts laughing, and Lilly didn't even remember she hates Skipper's guts! THE END!
One day, In 1979, soon or later, something happened. This is how I Nawawala my tail. I performed trick at Coney Island, New York. Way before Dr blowhole performed the Ring of Fire. I had to perform a highly dangerous trick. I had to jump through 3 hoops of fire, In a pool of sharks.
Trainer: Come on, you retarded dolphin.
Me: Yeah right.
Other trainer: This dolpin is only 10. He shouldnt be jumping through these hoops at this time, he's young.
Trainer: What do you know about dolphins?
Me: *What do YOU!?*
Other trainer: FINE. I was just thinking that Jack (Me) is too young to perform this dangerous...
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Hexter struggled violently against the net. If he didn't get the water out his lugs soon, he would die and he knew it. Hexter lashed one way to the next. The net got caught into his mouth, cutting into the roof of his mouth. I'm gonna die. he thought gloomily as he gasped for air. So far, he had only succeeded in tangling his right flipper tighter in the netting. Hexter struggled again for one last time and was still.

Dexter was happy. He thought he had killed Hexter, and now his troubles were over. No madami prankster. The perfect paradise. As he swam home, he realized that his parents would...
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posted by Metallica1147
Chapter 8: Decision Time

    The susunod araw Brandon finally mad up his mind. Now he walks up to Marlene to tell her.

“Morning Marlene.”

“Morning Brandon do you have an answer?”

“Yeah.”

“So what do you say?”

He took a deep breath, then he smile.

“My answer is yes.”

Marlene then jumped for joy.

“All right Brandon and trust me this will work.”

“Don’t worry I have faith in you Marlene.”

“Thanks now I’m going to see if the penguins will help.”

“You do that I going to stay hear, and think of what song I’m going to play.”

“Okay see you in a few minutes.”...
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posted by scifiguy1999
Yelliing as he did, skipper threw a grapiling hook onto a building. "Grapiling hook in place,boys.",Skipper sinabi as the hook caught on the building. "We have to hurry, that timebomb isn't getting any younger!",Skipper also says," I'm going across."

A few segundos ago,while driving, rico coughed up a thirty-munite timebomb, And it got onto the tuktok of a sky scraper. They were going to get it, eccept, they sinabi they were going to be at marlene's place in a few muintes! But, what's madami important? So, they climed up a bouilding right susunod to it.

"The building is to far away, Kawalski yelled, "We will have to manually get it over there!" "But how?" Kawalski said. Suddenly, skipper looked at his car,and got a smile on his face. "Were' going to have to jump!" Skipper said,
as he was runing towards the car. "Is he crazy!" Private said. "I must be, Sipper said,"But i'm crazy enough to save new york!"
posted by Aquade
"All right, Kowalski." Skipper banged on the door. "Let's see that invention of yours."

"Give me a few madami minutes" was the muffled reply.

Skipper groaned loudly and waddled toward the table. Taking a deck of cards, he sat down and looked at the other penguins. "Anybody up for a game of cards? We're playing Stomp the Wombat."

It was a few games later that Kowalski came out, his face beaming. "I've done it!" he exclaimed.

"Let's see it," sinabi Skipper. "You know your invention?"

Private nervously tapped his two flippers together. "Is it going to be dangerous?"

Kowalski scoffed. "Of course not!"

Rico...
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This is for the fangirls. ;) This is also for the people who heard of the dance but didn't get to see the episode. I can upload the whole episode later.
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mental hen
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booty
funny
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