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The team was invited to participate in a fighting tournament. They will each be going against an enemy that they have some sort of connection to, yet never met before, but, they'd have to fight individually.
"Listen up, team. Today is the big day. We've done extra training for two weeks for this. Just because we'll be split up for this doesn't mean that we won't be the champs. If we're going to be strong on the outside, we're going to start sa pamamagitan ng being strong on the inside and be confident that we'll take tahanan the gold!" Skipper was saying.
The four high fived each other and they were on their ways to the individual fighting rings they'll be in. In one ring, Private will be taking on the Fighter of the West, the Armorillo Kid. Kowalski will be taking on the intellectual farming fighter, Blu of the Brains. Rico will be taking on the King of the Sewage in his fight. And, Skipper will be taking on the baddest of Denmark, Hans the HellDane. When the kampanilya rang, they all knew that there was no turning back.

Private

Private was dodging all the attacks of the Armorillo Kid that he could possibly dodge. He ended up coming behind Kid and kicking him in the back, making him partially tumble.
"You're good, little man, but you're not that good. Back in Texas, I took down a bunch of folk near and far using techniques from fighting and golf!" he said.
Just then, Private remembered that he once went to Texas for a few days and, although he never met Kid, he did hear of him. He's also seen different fighting techniques and golfing techniques come around.
At that moment, Private started to look like he was swinging an imaginary golf club, but manuntok Kid in the face when his hands reached the top. Kid's nose was bleeding as mad as a cow in a cactus field and his eye was blacker than ashes. Private felt guilty about hurting Kid, but he couldn't help but smile from being proud of himself.

Kowalski

Kowalski gave his brain a boost sa pamamagitan ng slapping himself like Skipper usually does. When Blu of the Brains came up, Kowalski was shocked to see that he was fighting against a girl. Both of them seemed to know what moves to expect from the other, since every time one did an attack, the other did a dodge that fit well with the attack.
Kowalski was unsure of how to beat an enemy with similar intellect as him, but he got an idea (note, "Mental Hen" actions never happened). If he was gonna have to go against someone who knows every rational attack he's got, then he'll have to use the most irrational attack he can come up with.
Blu was about to manuntok Kowalski, but he dodged the attack in a way that made him flip his hair in an attractive formation and end with his sexiest smile yet. At the moment Blu seemed distracted, Kowalski found his chance to ugoy kick her in the face.
As she regained focus, she was attempting to grab his shoulders and use her head to knock him out, but instead, Kowalski ducked and Blu flipped over him and the only thing in her hand was Kowalski's shirt. Half of Kowalski didn't expect for that to happen, while half of him actually did. sa pamamagitan ng the time he noticed Blu ogling at him, Kowalski punched her in the stomach and had her knocked down.
While she was down, and obviously in defeat, Kowalski snatched back his sando and put it back on. As he was leaving the ring, Blu just gazed at him and said, "umm, call me?"

Rico

Rico took a good look at the muscular man he was going against. The Sewage King looked so strong that he'd probably lift the entire ring plus Mount Everest. Rico just decided that it's going to take all the psychotic energy he's got to take down this Sewage man on steroids.
"Ain't you gonna do something, dude?" the Sewage King called out.
At that point, Rico just gave a psychotic laugh and went all "destructive, out of control looney tune" on his opponent. He even knocked his head in the Sewage King's chest and didn't feel a thing.
sa pamamagitan ng the time the Sewage King was down, Rico felt completely exhausted, but he was eager to go psycho somewhere else.

Skipper

Every time Skipper looked into his opponent's eyes, he saw the land he was banned from looking back at him. It didn't matter, considering that was in the past and this was the present.
Hans was good, but he was no better than Skipper at fighting. According to the Denmark Fighting Ranks, Hans was a level 7 fighter while Skipper was a level 10 fighter.
Skipper continuously thought about what he told his team before the fight and figured that he could use that as a motivation to take down Hans HellDane, but his anger against Denmark was a motivation that caused him to take down HellDane and the entire ring.
As the team came back together again, they came across the one that invited them to fight: Marcus Blowhole.
"You were supposed to fail and die!" Blowhole screamed, furiously.
Skipper just punched Blowhole in the face and replied, "not today, Blowhole!"
The four high fived each other again before they left. As they were leaving, they thought over that they all fought, not just with their skills, but with the confidence that they all possessed.
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Chase Scene: Take 1

Burt: *while running sa pamamagitan ng with other animals* Come on! I'm gettin' edgy to give a wedgy!

Skipper: *from behind a wall* *signals team that the ghost is clear* "So, how long will your freeze sinag last?"

Kowalski: "Skipper, when your talking, bleeding edge technology like this, it's impossible to even tell-"

Twins: *unfreeze and run away screaming like girls*

Twin 1: *trips on Kowalski* "Ow!...
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The four were at their paborito hangout, the Concrete Jungle Jumble, giving themselves a much needed break from the self assigned community service they've been doing.
"So I said, 'my head should be on my shoulders? Look who's talkin'.'" Skipper said, giving the other three a good laugh.
Marlene, the waitress, came back with the check.
"I'll take it when you're ready," Marlene said.
"Alright, Marlene, and how about you meet me in the back room afterwards?" Skipper suggested.
"Sounds good to me, Skipper," Marlene replied while giving a sly smile and walking away.
As Skipper was taking out his wallet,...
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prebiyu of Upcoming Chapter 22:

“Hurry! It’s closing!” yelled Private, the strain ringing clearly from his voice. He grunted, straining his flipper muscles as he tried his best to keep the slowly closing tomb open for the Doberman army’s entrapment. Whatever was going on with the sarcophagus; it was really putting up a fight.

The ancient carvings on the coffin’s doors glowed once more; only this time, a bright, neon blue. The beams of topaz radiance streamed outward in various directions, stretching all the way to the cave entrance; where some of the rays bounced gracefully off the...
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Arlene: Take 1

Marlene: "Hey, guys!"

*penguins turn to look at her*

Kowalski: "Great balls of fire!"

Marlene: "You will never believe this--"

Skipper: *drops wrench on foot* "OW! Stupid...wrench!" *looks at Marlene* "Uh, I mean...I'm fine. That didn't hurt at all..."

Marlene: "Really? I hadn't noticed..." *looks away*

Skipper: *clenches foot & begins hopping up & down*

Marlene: *looks back at him*

Skipper: *abruptly stops & begins whistling*

Marlene: T_T

Arlene: Take 2

Kowalski: "There is only one explanation for this...our zoo is now tahanan to an Arctic mink!"

Marlene: "What?"

Kowalski: *starts...
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'Julien's music player'

Private - O jejku jej!

Kowalski - Nie patrz tam!

Rico - Hej, zarościk mam!

King Julien - Pudełko me nagle rozrosło się
i unosi się hen to straszne wiem.

Mort - Król jakoś dziwnie nasz gada,
mam lęk, że to może być wada.

King Julien - Mam wielką chętkę sa pamamagitan ng tak wam
nadawać!

Mort - To jest straszne, brzydkie i złe.

King Julien - Co ja zrobić mam?
Śpiewać się chce!


'I wanna control you'

Blowhole - Tylko ja doskonale wiem
jak ujarzmić bestię tę.
Czy wysłuchasz mego kojącego solo?
Wysłuchaj!
Wokół nas głupków gęsty tłum,
nie każdy ma mózg lub też inaczej...
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Some of the characters from POM are in a group therapy room and I'm the therapist.
Me: Glad to see everyone here. Who'd like to begin?
P: Well, i'd like to say that I've stopped hanging around with Mort and I haven't touched a mani mantikilya winky since June 3rd. (the others clap)
Me: 3 weeks sober. Impressive. How does it feel?
P: Well, there has been constant RINGING IN MY EARS and it feels as though my body is devouring itself from the inside! (getting ready to slap himself in the face)
K: Be strong, young Private. I know what it's like to be addictive to enjoyment.
KJ: (muttering) Psychotic scientist....
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One day, a long long time ago, there was a great king. His name was King Julien. Not ME King Julien, a different one. Eh, I think he was my... great great great great great great greatr grandfather. Wait, was that too many greats? I think it was... nevermind. This King Julien was King Julien the Fifth, or King Julien V in fancy talk. He was not as great as me, but he came pretty close! He ruled over his kingdom with justice, and most of all, courage.
Everything was fantabulous, and the harvest was full of the bounties, so all of the lemurs decided to have a party. But this was not the usual...
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Damion's eyes were as wide as his jaw that had dropped in terror. His tight gripp loosened until Private fell to the icy ground.
D: "Dad! Dad!"
Damion fled like a coward, but Private couldn't blame him. Jeff raced up and they both ran for their lives.
A: "Private, are you okay?!"
She pushed through the paniced crowd to Private, but she still couldn't reach him. All she could do was watch in terror as he laid on the ground getting trampled sa pamamagitan ng the absentminded, frightened crowd.
S: "Private?! Private?!"
Private got on his flippers, but struggled to get to his feet. Then he heard her angelic voice,...
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Kowalski paid no attention to the others.
S: "Kowalski, are you okay, soldier?"
K: "Oh, of course, Skipper, because everybody loves having their plans demolished!"
Usually Skipper would have punished Kowalski for this untypical outburst, but he took pity on the fatigued penguin.
P: "Well, we could do something together inside. Maybe, cards or-"
K: "No! Leave me to my work!"
P: "But it won't be any fun without you, Kowalski."
Kowalski frustratedly gathered his stuff and stormed out. Private looked at Skipper sadly.
R: "Whao!"
S: "Don't worry, Private you did nothing wrong."
R: "hggstgsgysdd safgys dgyah?"...
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