Penguins of Madagascar Article: Operation: Instant Messaging

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posted by skipperluvs

Well, it is 1:52 AM and I am so freaking bored. What does an may-akda like myself do? She writes a story. So, I was drawing something for Deviant Art, and for some reason, I just got that idea stuck in my head…so…Here ya go! Please Review, and give me ideas for future chats you'd like me to post on here, thanks! -^_^-

So here are the chat names!

Skipper: Classified

Kowalski: Einstein2

Rico: Kablamoo

Private: LittleWinky

Julien: RingtailRocks

Maurice: MauriceYO

Mort: IheartFeet

Marlene: Marlene3

Chat Number UNO!

Classified is Online

LittleWinky is Online

LittleWinky: Hey, Skippah!

Classified: -_-!

LittleWinky: Whawt?

Classified: You can quit the accents here, soldier. No need for them here.

LittleWinky: I cahn't help mahself.

Classified: -rolls eyes- OK, Fine. One question, Where is the rest of our unit?

LittleWinky: No where to be seen, sir.

RingtailRocks is Online

RingtailRocks: Hello, neighbors!

Classified: Ringtail, we are in official business at the moment, would you mind leaving for a sec?

RingtailRocks: OF COURSE, SILLY PENGUIN! It's my chat and my internet! And it's mine!

Classified: Actually, it's Alice's. Remember? Kowalski figured out her internet's password and built us all computers. Wasn't he surprised when he found out that her pass word was: OfficerXisYummy?

RingtailRocks: WHA-? Who is this officer X and why is he yummier than me! No one is yummier than me!

LittleWinky: Eh…shure, Julian. :-s

Classified: AGAIN WITH THE ACCENTS! It's SURE! And it's JULIEN!

LittleWinky: Sorry, agawn, Skippah.

Classified: -slaps forehead-

Marlene3 is Online

Marlene3: uy guys, what's up?

Classified: Nothing much, Trying to teach Private how to say things without an accent, Talking, and attempting to find my other 2 soldiers.

Marlene3: Kowalski and Rico? Oh, I saw them going to the park. It seemed as if Kowalski was going to build some sort of invention, Rico was gathering sticks for him and Kowalski was looking at a list.

Classified: MARLENE! HAVE YOU BEEN SPYING ON MY SOLDIERS???

Marlene3: Wha-? No! What makes you say such a thing!

Classified: Well, you seem to know where my soldiers are and what they are doing, suspicious? YES!

Marlene3: Do you actually believe that I-

Einstein2 is Online

Classified: KOWALSKI!

Einstein2: Skipper! Why so peppy?

Classified: I thought you were missing!

Marlene3: I hadn't finished talking!

Classified: Um, sure, Marlene. SO, KOWALSKI! WHERE IS RICO?!?!

Einstein2: He's not feeling very well, he swallowed a twig…and then…it was all downhill.

LittleWinky: Don't you two think it's a little rude to have ignored Marlene?

Marlene3: THANK YOU, PRIVATE!

Classified: Eh, you get used to it :)

Marlene3: -_-!

RingtailRocks: Don't be worrying, Marlene. I will go over to your habitat and you are to be having the most awesomest time in all of the life!

Marlene3: Em…Julien? Are you asking me out on a DATE?

RintailRocks: Of course not, I am not to be asking such a commoner as yourself. So I will be pretending that I am to be being a super hero and you are to be being the lady in distress, and then I am to be making you be feeling better! So, what are you to be saying?

Marlene3: Em…

Classified: …Marlene?

Marlene3: I accept.

RintailRocks: GREAT! I am to be saving you in about 2 hours! Now, time for my pedicure!

MauriceYO is Online

RingtailRocks: MAURICE! PEDICURE TIME!

MauriceYO: I called Mario, and he sinabi he's on his way…
RingtailRocks: PERFECT, YOU LITTLE CHUNKY MONKEY! I COULD halik YOU!

RintailRocks is Offline

MauriceYO: Amateur.

MauriceYO is Offline

Classified: WHY WOULD YOU POSSIBLY SAY YES TO JULIEN!

Marlene3: He asked, I answered. Simple as that.

Einstein2: Are you sure you two don't want some space, Me and Pri-

Classified: NO! YOU ARE STAYING! NOW MARLENE, HONESTLY?!?! DO YOU LIKE THAT GUY!?!

Marlene3: -shrugs- I don't know…he's cute…

LittleWinky: We could go right now if you'd like us to-

Marlene3: NO! YOU TWO ARE STAYING HERE! NOW! SKIPPER! DO YOU HAVE ANY PROBLEM WITH MY CHOICE?!?!

Kablamoo is Online

Kablamoo:KABLAMOO!

Classified: WELL ACTUALLY I DO!

Marlene3: Well that's your problem, Skipper. And this is my choice.

Classified: Good!

Marlene3: GOOD!

Classified: Fine!

Marlene3: FINE!

Classified is Offline

Marlene3 is Offline

Kablamoo: Huh?

IheartFeet is Online

IheartFeet: HI!

Einstein2: Don't worry Rico, It's just one of Skipper's jealousy tantrums.

Kablamoo: -nods-

LittleWinky: He's jealous? Of Whawt?

Eintsten2: You'll know when you are older.

IheartFeet: Can I know?

Kablamoo: Nuh-uh.

IheartFeet: Why?

Einstein2 is Offline

Kablamoo is Offline

IheartFeet: Why can't I never know anything?

LittleWinky: I hear ya, Mohrt.

IheartFeet: Who's Mohrt?

LittleWinky: It's you! That's your name!

IheartFeet: Oh…No! My name is MORT!

LittleWinky: -sigh- Never mind.

IheartFeet: OK, Let's play something?

LittleWinky: What?

IheartFeet: I heard the humans talking about this one! It's a game called SPIN THE BOTTLE! I don't have a bottle, but we can spin my mangga to play. I don't know how to play…Do you?

LittleWinky: …

IheartFeet: Do you?

LittleWinky: Uh-huh.

IheartFeet: How?

LittleWinky is Offline

IheartFeet: WHY CAN'T I NEVER KNOW ANYTHING?!?!

MauriceYO is Online

MauriceYO: Hey, Mort. What's up?

IheartFeet: The sky spirits!

MauriceYO: -_-! I mean, what are you doing?

IheartFeet: Trying to find out what SPIN THE BOTTLE is.

MauriceYO: …

IheartFeet: Do YOU know?

MauriceYO: Uh-huh.

IheartFeet: What is it?!?!

MauriceYO is Offline

IheartFeet: NOT AGAIN!

IheartFeet: I am alone…

IheartFeet:This doesn't feel fun…

IheartFeet:I am so lonely! I HAVE NOBODY!

IheartFeet:OOH SO VERY LONELY!

MauriceYO is Online

MauriceYO: Mort, get over here. Mario didn't ipakita up today, you get to fill in for him.

IheartFeet: THE FEET! YAY!

IheartFeet is Offline

MauriceYO: Amateur.

MauriceYO is Offline

K! First Chapter done! How did I do? Crappy? Probably! Well, please review and send in you ideas! PEACE!

madagascar_fan, Saori14 and 14 others like this

penguinsfan2 lol no its not crappy its kinda funny XD poor mort XD

Camillebas lol Kablamoo it fits him

Jutebox15 LOL!! spin the mango!

kwlski4ever OMGGG !!!! Funny as HELL ! I died laughing !!! ROFLMAO !!! XDDD

ThatDamnLlama Cheesy, but I love cheese. Make another one.

skipperluvs Haha thanks guys ^_^

LadyPrivate Gosh, that was hilarious. Especially Private ;) Classified: AGAIN WITH THE ACCENTS! It's SURE! And it's JULIEN! LittleWinky: Sorry, agawn, Skippah. Classified: -slaps forehead- IheartFeet: Who's Mohrt? LittleWinky: It's you! That's your name! IheartFeet: Oh…No! My name is MORT! Please, make another one… Or they could play spin the bottle :)

krazy4kowalski Mort was a little too SMART in this.

BlowholeRulez MAKE MOOOOORE! *foams from mouth* MOOOORE! I TELL YOU! MOOORE! Sorry. I get overreacted when something is awesome. =3

Kinkystar This so funny! Everyone is perfectly on character! XD

lollipenguin awsomeness!

egel_0507 Please make more... Pweease!!! I love it!

kowalskiro Please for the love of a albino peacock CONTINUE THIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (puppy face) please?!

SummerPoM LOOOOOOOOOOOL!! xD Maurice: Hey, what's up? Mort: The sky spirits LOL xD

cattoy10 That was one of the funniest storys ever. Make a nother one PLEASE MAKE A NOTHER ONE i liked the part when Marlene said yes to Julian so she could make Skipper jealous

ImAnEasel XD I love the names. This was one of the funniest fanfictions.

Pkrainbow I like it poor Mort... they dont want to tell him the meaning of the game.. Ohhhh my precioso Cabo with his british acent!

CuteCuddly MAKE MORE!!! I DO NOT ASK YOU, I COMMAND YOU! I AM BEING SKIPPER RIGHT NOW! Now I'm beig Private. Pretty please with winkies on top? Kaboom. speaks for itself. By my calculations, if you do not make another, at LEAST 11 people will be very, very, VERY, upset with you. Alos speaks for itslef.

KowalskiRocks Make another one!!!!!

Riconator That was amazingly Funny!! Make another chapter!!

peacebaby7 That was so dang funny! I had to take forever to get myself to stop laughing because when I laugh I close my eyes...I wanted to finish it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LOL Great job!!!! I loved it!

peacebaby7 Also agreeing with KowalskiRocks (2 up from here)...Make another!!

madagascar_fan AWESOME!!

Heat Battle Pt.4

posted by JayJay12

Skipper glares at Blowhole.

*Kowalski kicks Skipper away from him*
*Skipper punches Kowalski in the face*
Cream:What the heck is going on?!
Private:It's best not to tell you right now
Cream:Well,alright,Private
Private:We have to stop them or else they could end up going to another zoo!
Rico:Yeah!Le hurrry!
*Cream,Private,and Rico run to the others*
Marlene:What is going on?!
*Private whispers in Marlene's ear*
Private:Skipper and Kowalski are fighting for Cream,and it's gone TOO far!!!
Marlene:Yes,I can see that!
Cream:Let's hurry,Private!
*holds Private's hand and smiles*
Skipper:BLOWHOLE!!!
Cream and Private:DR.BLOWHOLE!!!
Blowhole:Penguins,I...

The Mechanical Problems-1

posted by Tressa-pom

A sunny araw without training... We don’t know why Skipper let us do anything we want on this day. After our hard secret missions, we really need a holiday.
Scene 1 –HQ
Kowalski is in his lab, he trying to invent new inventions. Rico is watching TV. Private is pagbaba lunacorns magazine.
Skipper: Boys, come here. We are going to get some snow cones. (Looking around) Where is Kowalski?
Private: He is in lab.
Me (Tressa): He invents new inventions that something turns into robot.
Rico: Uhh?
Me (Tressa): It’s not dangerous.
Skipper: Really?
Tressa: And… I must do something. Can I stay at HQ?...

The Mechanical Problems-1

posted by Tressa-pom

A sunny araw without training... We don’t know why Skipper let us do anything we want on this day. After our hard secret missions, we really need a holiday.
Scene 1 –HQ
Kowalski is in his lab, he trying to invent new inventions. Rico is watching TV. Private is pagbaba lunacorns magazine.
Skipper: Boys, come here. We are going to get some snow cones. (Looking around) Where is Kowalski?
Private: He is in lab.
Me (Tressa): He invents new inventions that something turns into robot.
Rico: Uhh?
Me (Tressa): It’s not dangerous.
Skipper: Really?
Tressa: And… I must do something. Can I stay at HQ?...

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Undercover in Paris ... *Chapter 1*

posted by SkippX101

*I have posted this on the Skilene site but i thought its not JUST about Skilene...Hope u lyk!*

A silent figure moved in the darkness,he wore a hoddie dyaket in order to cover his face. He left a note on his bunk, turning around to watch his peaceful unit in a deep sleep. He sighed and turned around, out of the HQ and onto the 'island'. "HEEY Skipper!" A cheery voice sinabi behind him. "SSSHHHH!!!!!!" He sinabi covering Marlene's mouth with his flipper. "Mmh amhhr!!!!!!! Hey! What are you doing???" She sinabi annoyed, pulling his flipper away. "None of your business...What are YOU doing here is the...

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Shining PoM (Parody) Chapter: 4

posted by legendary7

Private began to tear up when the two horrified penguins found their bleeding leader laying face down on the ground without any movement. Rico slammed into the door trying to open it.
R: "Skipper! Skipper!"
P: "It's no use, Rico!"
Private wept into his flippers. Rico had to think of something. Then it hit him. Private looked over to Rico who was now spitting up various weapons. Finally Rico snatched a stick of dynamite from his pile of reguriated ammo.
R: "Kaboom"
P: "Rico, no-"
It was too late rico had already blown up the door. A fog of dust seperated them from the walk-in fridge. Just when they...

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Cupids broken palaso *Chapter 1*

posted by SkippX101

Ok i know this is my segundo one for the day, but its valentines day! i think this is just a one-shot.

"UP and adam MEN!" Skipper yelled at the tuktok of his lungs. "Ahhh!!!" Private and Starlite screamed, he fell out of his bunk. And Starlite fell out of her hammock, as she rose, she pulled out a bow and palaso and pointed it to Skipper, they all froze. "Morning guys! Ha-" Marlene was cut off at the shock of seeing Starlite pointing an palaso at her. One at her, one at Skipper. "i knew you were out to get me." Skipper sinabi putting his flippers up. "No, i'm not...But CUIPED is! Happy valentines day...

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Switched Part 5

posted by skipper12a

Ans for those who hadn't read my latest story, "The Reverse World" yet, here's the susunod part of my current story!

Chapter 5: Penguins always have a plan!
(back in the ibong dagat HQ)
SK: Lunchtime, everyone! You're free to do whatever you want, as long as it doesn't involve permanent injuries, deaths, mutations, et cetera. That means you, Kowalski and Rico.
SH: Great, now's our chance! Into the lab!
(Kowalski, Private and sherry all go into Kowalski’s lab)
PR(Kowalski): Wow, I didn't even need an excuse!
KW(Private): He wasn't even looking, Kowalski.
SH: Let's take a look at the machine... Wow, it looks...

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Till The Night Ends chapter 1

posted by sweetyKneul

uy everyone! This is my first Story on fanpop. First of all I am from Germany, so my English isn't very good. But I hope you understand everything!

Enjoy!

Today was a normal Saturday morning. After training Kowalski went in his lab. Rico read a comic (because he was unable to read, he just looked at the pictures). Private sat, with his winkies, in front of the TV. Skipper sat at the table, in his fin a coffee cup. In this moment Kowalski came angry out of his lab. "What's up with you?" Asked Rico without having to remove the view from his comic. "I'm just…" Kowalski fell silent when he saw,...

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Death sa pamamagitan ng Choclate( Happy King Julian Day)

posted by SaturdaySurpris

Death sa pamamagitan ng Chocolate
Yield: 12 servings.

Ingredients
8 oz (225 g) dark semisweet tsokolate (40-50% cocoa)
2/3 cup (140 g) butter
1 cup (210 g) sugar
4 eggs
4 heaped tablespoons (1 dl) all-purpose flour
4 tablespoons unsweetened kakaw powder
1½ teaspoon baking powder or 1 teaspoon baking soda
1 teaspoon vanilla extract
4 tablespoons maasim cream

Ingredients for frosting
2/3 cup (1.6 dl) heavy cream or whipping cream
9 oz (260 g) semisweet tsokolate (40-50% cocoa)

Method
1.Preheat hurno to 350 deg F (Gas mark 4 or 180 deg C).
2.Line a circular 10 inch (25 cm) cake tin (3 inches tall) with grease proof or other...

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Blowhole's promise. Chapter 2

posted by SkippX101

All the penguins went to their stations. Private with Mort, Kowalski with Maurice, Rico guarding the HQ and (on private's orders) Skipper with Marlene."Ehhh, why don't i get a bodily guard to? I am the King, i should have the biggest and most strongest Bodily-guard of all time!" King Julian orderd while sitting on his throne. "As i just explained.And i do fear you have memory loss, you have alresdy been captured sa pamamagitan ng Blowhole before, so you are the least of our worries." Kowalski sinabi with his arms at the back of his back. "*sigh* FINE!! But afterwards i want a body guard. No, a booty-guard!Yess,...

Caribbean Arctic Avian (parody of "Caribbean Amphibian") w/h added POM details

posted by mostar1219

Here's a link to the original song: link

And now, the parody:

V1. I know a tropical island where the lemurs roam and the bright sun shines.
And on this tropical island, there vacayed four mga kaibigan of mine.
Sometimes they isda in the water, sometimes they slide on the land.
Sometimes they like to play volleyball and cover each other in sand.
Chorus: They are caribbean arctic avians, they like to isda in the tropical sea. Caribbean arctic avians, penguins in a coconut tree.
V2. The fish, the sharks, and the lemurs, they've seen them fight sa pamamagitan ng where the pineapple grows.
They like to see all of the...

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Held Captive Before pasko Part 3/4

posted by egel_0507

“MARLENE!!” Skipper screamed as he pushed Marlene away from the incoming danger. BAM! “I got him Sissle!” sinabi the man with a bulky feature. “Very good, Brick. Let’s get out of here before someone else sees us.” sinabi the man named Sissle. “What about the rat?” Brick was referring to Marlene. “Like I said, Brick. They are just dumb animals. These birds just got lucky in outsmarting us.” Sissle replied. “You shouldn’t have meddled with us in robbing that diamond necklace.” “We’re glad we came across you-.” He motioned Brick to throw the cage to the ground over...

Skilight (chapter 2)

posted by EppofangirlXD

Skilight, chapter 2, sa pamamagitan ng mutated-ducks-rule and EppogirlXD.

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A light green meadow, covered sa pamamagitan ng thousands of pure white daises. Fluffy, cotton kendi clouds whisked across the sky. This place was beautiful. The only problem was that I had no idea where I could possibly be.

"Hello?" I called out. The only response I heard was a sigh. A long and aggravated one too.

I slowly turned around. There, a lone figure was standing ten feet away from me. "Can I help you?" I asked, not quite sure how to handle this situation.

The figure shook his head and started to slowly retreat. Before completely vanishing...

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The Penguins of Reality TV Part 3

posted by RockOnPoM

Private: Ouch! Stupid mouse trap!
Kowalski: Oww!
Skipper: Wow I never thought it would be this painful.
Rico: afqagwsagbsdgb
Skipper: You're right, Rico.
Private: But wouldn't that be cheating?
Skipper: Okay fine. Forget the x-ray vision goggles, Rico.
Kowalski: Skipper, take a look at this map Gravin gave us. Notice how these trees right here form the shape of an iphone?
Skipper: I see where you're going with this. Lets go, team!
Somewhere in the forest.....
Po: uy Tigress, have you met Skipper yet? He's awesome!
Tigress: No, Po. Let's just be focused on finding the blue apple, huh?
Po: Fine....
In the...

Harry potter meets PoM part 3

posted by alexrusso-213

Alex:wow that ibong dagat is tall! I feel so short (starts to fake cry)
Harry:al your 14 and u look like ur 12 that's great compare to that tall penguin
Kowalski:well I be!
Alex:that ibong dagat just talk!
Skipper:Kowalski!
Alex:so did that one whoa
Skipper:alright men plan B (the use a bomb to out them to sleep....................at the lair Harry,Alex,Mars,Ron,and hermione were in a net Harry and alex were in one mars was in another and Ron and hermione were in another
Alex:LET US OUT OF HERE!!!!! @&$%#
Harry:Alex don't swear
Private:please don't
Alex:sorry-gasp talking ibong dagat
Rico:jahdhjshdd
Everyone:what?
Private:he sinabi that our leader is coming
Alex: i am not scared of him
(skipper came out)
Alex:wow I don't see much

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Royal Pains Chapter 1: Late

posted by theWOLFPACK15

Royal Pains
Chapter 1: Late

We zoom into the Central Park zoo and head inside the Penguin's habitat to see Skipper pacing back and forth, holding his cup of isda coffee. "She's late. This is the segundo time that she has been scheduled to come and train." He looks over at Kowalski." Kowalski, give me one reason why we let her sumali the team"

Quickly, the strategist took out his notes "Well, Skipper, because with out our time raising her she would of been left for dead in the middle of winter, and Private did not want that to happen. Soon you-"

Skipper had a bored expression on his face."Yeah, I know...

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Seven Abominations (Edited and being resubmitted)

posted by JediPenguin16

Re-submission and edit of my old favorite, 7 abominations.
Skilene, but not too much. Has Oc's.
Prolouge:The Mystery
The sky was blue, and the dark autumn bahaghari commandeered the green of the leaves, yet the edge summer was fighting back with it's greatest weapon: heat.
More heat than all the mga hayop in the nearby zoo could take, including the Madagascar faring ibong dagat four.The exhausted penguins had waved to the small crowd of sweaty visitors all day.Routine was routine, whether it was hot or cold, a penguins duty must be performed.
" Cute..and cuddly boys..." Skipper repeated the old mantra,...

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The city of ember and PoM

posted by alexrusso-213

Me:so u know nothing at all
Lina:no
Doon:sorry no
Me:u must fell terbblie
Lina:not really
Me:WHAT!!!!!!!!!!!!
skipper:Alex it's not there falut
Me:so!?
Private:well would u like to came up with us?
Me:we just got here?
Kowalski:ALEX!
Me:sorry
(up there)
Me:ta-da!
Lina:what's that?
Me:the 
Doon:the what?
Me:oh god
(Skipper's POV)
me:Alex are u sure
Alex:yes
Lina:oh my what's that's
Kowalski:it's a soro
Doon:wow
(Lina's POV)
me:so Alex do u like anyone
Alex:no
Lina:oh I sort of like Doon

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This araw and Age- Chapter One

posted by Grimms-Dragon

It's been a long time and there are stories that need updating, but a lot has been happening so please excuse all of the hold up. I'm working. Credit goes to Marilyn Manson for the song, as do all the other artist that may or may not be used.

This originally was not intended to be a slash fiction, or any pairing for that matter, but I decided it would entertain you guys more, and help me build on the story, since I write romance better.

THIS araw AND AGE

BY THE YOUNG AND FREE DRAGON

I can tell you what they say in space
That our earth is too grey
But when the spirit is so digital
The body acts this...

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FANGIRL ATTACK!!!! part 2

posted by hahahaidontcare

HIIII!!!!!!! Someone suggested that I should write a part 2 of FANGIRL ATTACK. So here goes!

"OH MY GOD!!!!!" Skipper screamed. "He proposed Doris to a date!!!!! Our Kowalski is getting destroyed sa pamamagitan ng fangirls!!!!!"
"Hi Skipper."
"Marlene!"
"Hi, I just heard you scream about something."
"Uh.... um........."
"What?"
"ZOO IDOL!!!!"
"Come on. That's a really good show."
"Not if your well... friend is getting destroyed sa pamamagitan ng fangirls and asked out sa pamamagitan ng the prettiest dolpin in the zoo."
Skipper shuddered.
"Okay. Fine. I know how you feel. Here's my plan:
We get rid of the fangirls but let Kowalski go out with Doris."
"That sounds like a good plan!!"
"Come on! What are we waiting for? Let's go!"