Penguins of Madagascar Article: Operation: Instant Messaging

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posted by skipperluvs

Well, it is 1:52 AM and I am so freaking bored. What does an may-akda like myself do? She writes a story. So, I was drawing something for Deviant Art, and for some reason, I just got that idea stuck in my head…so…Here ya go! Please Review, and give me ideas for future chats you'd like me to post on here, thanks! -^_^-

So here are the chat names!

Skipper: Classified

Kowalski: Einstein2

Rico: Kablamoo

Private: LittleWinky

Julien: RingtailRocks

Maurice: MauriceYO

Mort: IheartFeet

Marlene: Marlene3

Chat Number UNO!

Classified is Online

LittleWinky is Online

LittleWinky: Hey, Skippah!

Classified: -_-!

LittleWinky: Whawt?

Classified: You can quit the accents here, soldier. No need for them here.

LittleWinky: I cahn't help mahself.

Classified: -rolls eyes- OK, Fine. One question, Where is the rest of our unit?

LittleWinky: No where to be seen, sir.

RingtailRocks is Online

RingtailRocks: Hello, neighbors!

Classified: Ringtail, we are in official business at the moment, would you mind leaving for a sec?

RingtailRocks: OF COURSE, SILLY PENGUIN! It's my chat and my internet! And it's mine!

Classified: Actually, it's Alice's. Remember? Kowalski figured out her internet's password and built us all computers. Wasn't he surprised when he found out that her pass word was: OfficerXisYummy?

RingtailRocks: WHA-? Who is this officer X and why is he yummier than me! No one is yummier than me!

LittleWinky: Eh…shure, Julian. :-s

Classified: AGAIN WITH THE ACCENTS! It's SURE! And it's JULIEN!

LittleWinky: Sorry, agawn, Skippah.

Classified: -slaps forehead-

Marlene3 is Online

Marlene3: uy guys, what's up?

Classified: Nothing much, Trying to teach Private how to say things without an accent, Talking, and attempting to find my other 2 soldiers.

Marlene3: Kowalski and Rico? Oh, I saw them going to the park. It seemed as if Kowalski was going to build some sort of invention, Rico was gathering sticks for him and Kowalski was looking at a list.

Classified: MARLENE! HAVE YOU BEEN SPYING ON MY SOLDIERS???

Marlene3: Wha-? No! What makes you say such a thing!

Classified: Well, you seem to know where my soldiers are and what they are doing, suspicious? YES!

Marlene3: Do you actually believe that I-

Einstein2 is Online

Classified: KOWALSKI!

Einstein2: Skipper! Why so peppy?

Classified: I thought you were missing!

Marlene3: I hadn't finished talking!

Classified: Um, sure, Marlene. SO, KOWALSKI! WHERE IS RICO?!?!

Einstein2: He's not feeling very well, he swallowed a twig…and then…it was all downhill.

LittleWinky: Don't you two think it's a little rude to have ignored Marlene?

Marlene3: THANK YOU, PRIVATE!

Classified: Eh, you get used to it :)

Marlene3: -_-!

RingtailRocks: Don't be worrying, Marlene. I will go over to your habitat and you are to be having the most awesomest time in all of the life!

Marlene3: Em…Julien? Are you asking me out on a DATE?

RintailRocks: Of course not, I am not to be asking such a commoner as yourself. So I will be pretending that I am to be being a super hero and you are to be being the lady in distress, and then I am to be making you be feeling better! So, what are you to be saying?

Marlene3: Em…

Classified: …Marlene?

Marlene3: I accept.

RintailRocks: GREAT! I am to be saving you in about 2 hours! Now, time for my pedicure!

MauriceYO is Online

RingtailRocks: MAURICE! PEDICURE TIME!

MauriceYO: I called Mario, and he sinabi he's on his way…
RingtailRocks: PERFECT, YOU LITTLE CHUNKY MONKEY! I COULD halik YOU!

RintailRocks is Offline

MauriceYO: Amateur.

MauriceYO is Offline

Classified: WHY WOULD YOU POSSIBLY SAY YES TO JULIEN!

Marlene3: He asked, I answered. Simple as that.

Einstein2: Are you sure you two don't want some space, Me and Pri-

Classified: NO! YOU ARE STAYING! NOW MARLENE, HONESTLY?!?! DO YOU LIKE THAT GUY!?!

Marlene3: -shrugs- I don't know…he's cute…

LittleWinky: We could go right now if you'd like us to-

Marlene3: NO! YOU TWO ARE STAYING HERE! NOW! SKIPPER! DO YOU HAVE ANY PROBLEM WITH MY CHOICE?!?!

Kablamoo is Online

Kablamoo:KABLAMOO!

Classified: WELL ACTUALLY I DO!

Marlene3: Well that's your problem, Skipper. And this is my choice.

Classified: Good!

Marlene3: GOOD!

Classified: Fine!

Marlene3: FINE!

Classified is Offline

Marlene3 is Offline

Kablamoo: Huh?

IheartFeet is Online

IheartFeet: HI!

Einstein2: Don't worry Rico, It's just one of Skipper's jealousy tantrums.

Kablamoo: -nods-

LittleWinky: He's jealous? Of Whawt?

Eintsten2: You'll know when you are older.

IheartFeet: Can I know?

Kablamoo: Nuh-uh.

IheartFeet: Why?

Einstein2 is Offline

Kablamoo is Offline

IheartFeet: Why can't I never know anything?

LittleWinky: I hear ya, Mohrt.

IheartFeet: Who's Mohrt?

LittleWinky: It's you! That's your name!

IheartFeet: Oh…No! My name is MORT!

LittleWinky: -sigh- Never mind.

IheartFeet: OK, Let's play something?

LittleWinky: What?

IheartFeet: I heard the humans talking about this one! It's a game called SPIN THE BOTTLE! I don't have a bottle, but we can spin my mangga to play. I don't know how to play…Do you?

LittleWinky: …

IheartFeet: Do you?

LittleWinky: Uh-huh.

IheartFeet: How?

LittleWinky is Offline

IheartFeet: WHY CAN'T I NEVER KNOW ANYTHING?!?!

MauriceYO is Online

MauriceYO: Hey, Mort. What's up?

IheartFeet: The sky spirits!

MauriceYO: -_-! I mean, what are you doing?

IheartFeet: Trying to find out what SPIN THE BOTTLE is.

MauriceYO: …

IheartFeet: Do YOU know?

MauriceYO: Uh-huh.

IheartFeet: What is it?!?!

MauriceYO is Offline

IheartFeet: NOT AGAIN!

IheartFeet: I am alone…

IheartFeet:This doesn't feel fun…

IheartFeet:I am so lonely! I HAVE NOBODY!

IheartFeet:OOH SO VERY LONELY!

MauriceYO is Online

MauriceYO: Mort, get over here. Mario didn't ipakita up today, you get to fill in for him.

IheartFeet: THE FEET! YAY!

IheartFeet is Offline

MauriceYO: Amateur.

MauriceYO is Offline

K! First Chapter done! How did I do? Crappy? Probably! Well, please review and send in you ideas! PEACE!

madagascar_fan, Saori14 and 14 others like this

penguinsfan2 lol no its not crappy its kinda funny XD poor mort XD

Camillebas lol Kablamoo it fits him

Jutebox15 LOL!! spin the mango!

kwlski4ever OMGGG !!!! Funny as HELL ! I died laughing !!! ROFLMAO !!! XDDD

ThatDamnLlama Cheesy, but I love cheese. Make another one.

skipperluvs Haha thanks guys ^_^

LadyPrivate Gosh, that was hilarious. Especially Private ;) Classified: AGAIN WITH THE ACCENTS! It's SURE! And it's JULIEN! LittleWinky: Sorry, agawn, Skippah. Classified: -slaps forehead- IheartFeet: Who's Mohrt? LittleWinky: It's you! That's your name! IheartFeet: Oh…No! My name is MORT! Please, make another one… Or they could play spin the bottle :)

krazy4kowalski Mort was a little too SMART in this.

BlowholeRulez MAKE MOOOOORE! *foams from mouth* MOOOORE! I TELL YOU! MOOORE! Sorry. I get overreacted when something is awesome. =3

Kinkystar This so funny! Everyone is perfectly on character! XD

lollipenguin awsomeness!

egel_0507 Please make more... Pweease!!! I love it!

kowalskiro Please for the love of a albino peacock CONTINUE THIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (puppy face) please?!

SummerPoM LOOOOOOOOOOOL!! xD Maurice: Hey, what's up? Mort: The sky spirits LOL xD

cattoy10 That was one of the funniest storys ever. Make a nother one PLEASE MAKE A NOTHER ONE i liked the part when Marlene said yes to Julian so she could make Skipper jealous

ImAnEasel XD I love the names. This was one of the funniest fanfictions.

Pkrainbow I like it poor Mort... they dont want to tell him the meaning of the game.. Ohhhh my precioso Cabo with his british acent!

CuteCuddly MAKE MORE!!! I DO NOT ASK YOU, I COMMAND YOU! I AM BEING SKIPPER RIGHT NOW! Now I'm beig Private. Pretty please with winkies on top? Kaboom. speaks for itself. By my calculations, if you do not make another, at LEAST 11 people will be very, very, VERY, upset with you. Alos speaks for itslef.

KowalskiRocks Make another one!!!!!

Riconator That was amazingly Funny!! Make another chapter!!

peacebaby7 That was so dang funny! I had to take forever to get myself to stop laughing because when I laugh I close my eyes...I wanted to finish it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LOL Great job!!!! I loved it!

peacebaby7 Also agreeing with KowalskiRocks (2 up from here)...Make another!!

madagascar_fan AWESOME!!

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Professor Horrible's Sing Along Blog - Act I, Part II

posted by beastialmoon

Prof. Horrible's Sing along Story

Please keep in mind this is partially AU. Also, Private doesn't exist, and Skipper has a separate habitat from Kowalski and Rico. Marlene doesn't see them often, except at Inspection Day, when the Zoo Keepers take them out of their habitats for a thorough cleaning of their homes.

Act I - Scene II

Marlene stood just inside the zoo walls. She has a small stack of papers in her hands, with some drawings on them of the Kids Petting Zoo and some baby animals, and then a parking lot and sad baby animals. She holds one paper in her hand, trying to hand out papers to...

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The Hidden (Chapter VII - Condiment Communication)

posted by LifelessPenguin

We barely noticed the hypnotizing ray. The war will be moved to susunod month. For now, we will identify the ray.

A delivery came in in our habitat.
"Kowalski, tell me this is another delivery of our spiced tuna," Skipper asked.
"No, Skipper. It must be a condiment for our spiced tuna," Kowalski replied.

"Send it to our habitat, pronto".
"Yes, sir".

There were lots of it. Maybe, maybe. I was just wondering if some of it was from Blowhole. Maybe, maybe, just maybe.

The first one who tried it was Kowalski. Of course, he was the tester of everything. He's not afraid of any chemicals. If other than chemicals,...

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The Hidden (Chapter V - The Confession)

posted by LifelessPenguin

I think Skipper is hiding something from us all the time. He hasn't talked to us since the mission in the lemur habitat. BUT MAYBE THIS IS THE TIME THAT SOMETHING WILL BE REVEALED. I'm pretty sure about it. I've been saying it all this time in this story.

After that, Skipper set another rendezvous again. He sinabi he will be confessing something to us. Well, that was awkward. Every time Skipper confesses something to us, it is always about that cruel and no-good dolphin, Dr. Blowhole. Maybe he will talk about it or maybe he will not. Let us see later.

Five hours have passed, then, the rendezvous...

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The Hidden (Chapter II - The Practice)

posted by LifelessPenguin

It's araw 1 of Practice or may I say the last araw of practice. Everyone was working hard for the "Me Talent Show" created sa pamamagitan ng King Julien. After a two hours, Maurice posted the banner for the the talent show. It says that the judge is him (King Julien) and the nice gator, Roger. Of course, the creator of the ipakita will be the judge. With the two cheer dancers, Mort and Maurice.

Here are the contestants of the "Me Talent Show":
1. Private (Me) - will bake some pancakes you never tasted and dance.
2. Kowalski - will build a new crown for King Julien (more fashionable).
3. Rico - will do an acrobatic...

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The Hidden Treasure of the Silver ibong dagat Part One

posted by IluvPrivate

Ok, before you read this, I haven't posted a story of how we got to the penguins world, but this is about my character Valentina and her twin Angelina finding clues to a treasure much greater than that of the golden squirrel. They must destroy it, but there is only one way, to find the firestone of Elapinia and set them on apoy together.

Part one
I was on my laptop one araw when Private looked over my shoulder.
"Can I borrow your laptop?" He asked.
"NO! I'm using it, and I'm very busy!" I yelled back.
"What are you doing?" He asked, obviously very curious as to what I was doing.
"Well, the...

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Lilly's sister! Part 4

posted by skipperfan5431

Lilly didn't say a word to Skipper. She was still angry about what he had sinabi at their meeting the night before. He tried to engage with her, but she ignored him every time. "Come on Lilly. IYou know I would never lie to yo. Especially about something that important to you!" Skiper urged, but Lilly just looked at the newspaper she held in her flippers. "So what? Now your giving me the scilent treatment?" Lilly kept looking at the pictures in the paper, and still ignored her boyfriend. Then, Kowalski came out of his lab with Crystal. He was ipinapakita her how to make a jiggles of her very own....

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New Hero Chapter 2

posted by SkipperXLisa

"Wow! I can see me!"

"Your point?"

Hitori was staring at her reflection in a lake in awe. Her eyes wide, she

gently touched the water. Her muscles tensed as a ring rippled her body and

made it disappear for a moment. She let out a sigh of relief when she was back.

Blowhole chuckled slightly. "It'd not actually you, ya' know."

Hitori shrugged. "It must be something living though, right? I assume

everything has something to it."

"Well, you assume incorrectly," Blowhole muttered. Then, madami clearly, he

said, "Come on. We need to get going. Find a place to set up camp."

Hitori nodded and followed...

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Ester: Part 2

posted by Bluepenguin

"I can't believe Ester, a girl I've known for a third of my entire life, would decide to just flirt with Rico, and in front of my very eyes!"

Writer: Bluepenguin
Idea and Credit: skipperfan5431

Kowalski stares at Ester skipping away gleefully, dragging the completely baffled and perplexed Rico with her.

Skipper: Well, I guess that settles that.
Private stares sincerely up at Kowalski.
Private: Kowalski? Are you alright?

Kowalski does not respond for a moment, what with this being the segundo woman that has rejected him, Doris being the first and now Ester. He does not look down at Private, and keeps gazing into the distance.

Private: ....Kowalski?
Kowalski: I'm... I'm fine Private. I'll be in my lab...

Kowalski leaves, still stunned sa pamamagitan ng the...

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You've NEVER done it?-Part 4

posted by skipperfan5431

Okay people, for the sake of ALL the innocent eyes out there(including mine) im not gonna go into any DETAILS, im just gonna say that Skipper and Lilly have been at it for about an oras and a half now.................yeeaahhh..0-0
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"See Lilly, that wasn't so bad huh?" Skipper asked as he stood up to stretch. Lilly just layed there, her eyes WIDE in happiness. SHE FINALLY DID IT! "T-that was ....................FUN!" Lilly sinabi aloud. Then she turned around and dragged Skipper back to the ground! (Oh boy)
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Saw: ibong dagat style!-Part 5

posted by skipperfan5431

After about an oras of therapy with Kowalski, the team finally knew why Lilly was Jigsaw's main target. It turns out he was a toymaker in her kingdome back in Antarctica. When she was a hatchling, she claimed that a dummy that he made (the one with the swirly cheeks) Pushed her down, causing her to fall on a large 'NAIL' and get a huge gash going up her leg. She ran tahanan and told her mother, who suspected Jigsaw was practicing witchcraft in his toyshop (She is VERY supersticious) So he and his wife, who had just had a miscariage, were put in prison for twelve years. He then swore to have vengence...

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The Strange Case of Kowalski and Black: Chapter 7:

posted by jackandjill2

I expect to see some COMMENTS!!!!!!
Enjoy!!!
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Kowalski, on the night of Savio's death, had made a decision to never let Adrian out of the ligtas confines of his mind ever again. He'd stuck to it for two weeks now - seeing Marlene the way she was had been cause and motivation enough. He'd done other things with the experiment - watched reaction of the chemicals as he added different substances to them. He'd made little to no progress, but he was determined to stick to his decision.

But now, after two weeks, something different...

Saw: ibong dagat style!- Part 1

posted by skipperfan5431

Marlene woke up with a seiring pain in her head. When she opened her eyes, she saw nothing but darkness. To her right was Lilly unconsious in a chair, with a strange device on her head. To her left, she saw a remote controll which sinabi (Press the red button.) She did so and Lilly woke up screaming. An electric shock flowed through her body. When she settled down, the telivison set above them turned on, and a white face with red swirly cheeks appeared before them. "Hello Lilly, Hello Marlene. Tell me, do you want to play a agme?" Lilly finally came to her senses and was infuriated. " LET HER...

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Chirmast

posted by alex463

Alex: gee santa does't com early skipper and the penguins come skipper: kolwaski where are we kolwaski: at a house
And downstairs is a subway sation Alex just stands there
Alex: who are you? Skipper just looks at Alex. Alex: hm hello? Skipper: oh yeah I am skipper and that's kolwaski, private and Rico Alex: oh right kolwaski, private and Rico go downstairs Alex and. Skipper look at each other then I look up there a misltoe Alex looks up and then looks at Skipper
Then they kissed kolwaski, private and Rico looks at them
Then the break Alex: well I should get back to pagbaba skipper: what are you reading? Alex: I am pagbaba the hunger games skipper: I read the whole book Alex: really can you tell me what happens at the end skipper: nope Alex: come on
Alex: fell asleep on skipper' s shoulder

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sleepng marlene part 1

posted by anna447

Once in a kingdom a king and qween wanted a child. Fanely there wish came true. a girl was born. they named her marlene wich ment young princess.to calabraght the long awhited birth they trow a party.the hayop ng oter king's friend a king himself deside to sumali there kingdoms togheter as one sa pamamagitan ng batroghting prince tamon to princess marlene.then 3 good frieses came two gave the gifts of bueaty and song.the 3rd one was about to give her gift when a evil sorrseres came. her name was jane.she was the only one oninvited. she siad that before the sun sat on marlene's 28th birthday marlene would prick her finger on the spindel and die.the 3rd good sorrsores give her gift that if this withs spell was to come true that marlene will not die but sleep tell true loves halik wakes her up.

END OF PART !

The feild trip- Part 6

posted by skipperfan5431

About a minuto later, Rebecca came to! Although, she wasn't the same. When she woke up to her friends' smiling faces, she had the usual 'human' reaction. " P-p-penguins!? Oh my god! Why am I with penguins!? AHHHHH!!!!" Rico knocked her out to keep her quiet. " Skippa! Hans really did---" Skipper put his flipper up to shush Private. The only moderately sane human that Skipper has ever met completely forgot they were even friends. Although he never sinabi it aloud, that was how he felt on the inside. She kind of reminded him of his long-lost younger sister, but that's a different story, for a different...

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The feild trip!- Part 3

posted by skipperfan5431

"Wait....how'd you get that tape off your mouth? Your hands are tied." Skipper asked akwardly. "Your little friend took it off for me." Rebecca replied as she pointed to Julien while he danced behind her. Skipper slapped his flipper on his forehead. " Ring-tail!" He cried. Julien scurried off. " Now, let's get down to business. Why were you covorting with that rat? Does the name BLOWHOLE pop up into you head girlie? DOES IT?" Skipper climbed up onto Rebecca and screamed in her face. She rolled her eyes and answered. "No. The reason I snatched up that daga is because he was plotting something...

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kitkas revenge3

posted by kowalskielol

continuing from ch. 2............

kitka iz totaly tired

ki: pufff hufff pufff huffff how long is this gona take??!?!?!?!

dr.b: not long!

ki: thanks,...

dr.b: no realy your hear

ki:..........

dr.b: >:( your- hear.

ki: look pal, unless you can tell me where dr.blowholes lair is i dont think-

dr.b: I AM DR. BLOWHOLE!~!!!!!!!

KI: oh! what are you doing this far from your lair.-

dr.b: YOU ARE HEAR YOU LITTLE NITWIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

K: :,( your scaring me !!! waaaahaa!!!

dr.b: the worst ,........ OK!!! sorry sorry

ki: "sniff"

dr,b:our first lesson,........ how to GET revenge

Clone wars!-Part 3

posted by skipperfan5431

Lilly took the uniform and headed for Kowalski's lab. The clone tried to pull her back, but she kicked him in the...ummm....berries. Yup. " Come on Lilly, we can talk about this!" Cried the clone, seething with 'berry' pain. Lilly shut the big steel door behind her.
---------------------------------------UNKNOWN LOCATION IN THE ZOO!!!!
Skipper has been trying to break out of his shackles all day. " I have to get out of this room! Who knows what kind of sick, twisted things that crazy clone is doing to my friends! Especially Lilly and Marlene. He had his sights on them madami than anyone." Skipper...

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kitkas revenge

posted by kowalskielol

horah for my sister! (she helped me) this ends the kitka/skipper thing in the tagahanga fiction world.im a skilene, so Pagsulat the beginning was hard.hear i go!

it was a nice afternoon in central park, and skipper was looking dashing. well, all he did was put a black bow on his chest but THAT MAKES HIM LOOK LIKE HES WEARING A TUX!.

S: kowalski? is this bow tie exactly straight?
k: (gets out measuring stuff and measures the angle philosify watever its called) skipper this bow tie is aprociminly 1.0 percent off balence.
s: blast man! how am i supposed to look nice when-
p:its 10:00 skippa'
s:oh no!!! im...

A week with the girls!- Part 5

posted by skipperfan5431

Kam did a mad karate-chop into a nearby tree. The boys fell out! " You didn't SEE ANYTHING!" Skipper sinabi in despiration. Then the boys run away. "Let's go girls! We don't need Lilly anymore!" Just as Lilly opens her beak to protest, The plane takes off and her mga kaibigan leave.
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THAT NIGHT!
Marlene is trying her best to cheer Lilly up. Nothing would work! " Come on Lilly, you haven't sinabi a word all day! How about we gossip about boys!" Marlene asks with a friendly tone of voice. "No. Im just gonna go back to my habitat and sleep." Lilly replied. She leaves Marlene's habitat. Lilly had Nawawala her four closest mga kaibigan within a five araw time period . She deserves to sleep this off.
THE END!