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Skipper Slaps Kowalski

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A dynamite hapunan

posted by Colonelpenguin

The penguins where eating hapunan at my mansion it was huger then two football fields and a half.
But, thing suddenly change when my sister walked in and they kept on tripping over my carpet.
Sister: I have good news.
Me:Spit it out.
Sister: I forget but I have a....
Me:A what
Sister:Oh...Right I have a note for you
Note: Dear person who lives on Falling Sky kalye we will be putting a 7-foot and 9In. bomb in the house today at 2pm.(I'd look at the clock and it was 5pm.) And you have 2 and a half hours to pack your stuff.
Me:We need to find to find the bomb before we will make a big BOOM BOOM!
Sister:On...

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The Owl That estola Kowalski's puso

posted by New_Wolf99

The owl,Rose,was perched upon a branch,as usual as she watched her soon-to-be-mate....
[the susunod night]
Rose silently swooped down to provide company to Kowalski.she had dreamed of this night for so long...-Hello my love-she sinabi in a hushed whisper-.-Who-he was interrupted sa pamamagitan ng Rose as she placed her feather on his beak.she laid he down and sat gently on his stomach.-You have no idea how long I wanted to meet you-she said.Kowalski was stunned yet unsurprised on how a kamalig owl came from seemingly nowhere.she slid herself down farther on his body.kowalski felt numb as she did this.she then proceeded to rub his cock.Kowalski had realized how she had waited for madami than to meet him.she then laid herself down on him.he had no clue what so ever of her desire.she exposed his cock.she got up and proceeded to lick it.he moaned slightly as she did.Rose kept licking,sucking,and vise versa.she then let him be in his numbed state and flew off silently.Kowalski was left alone..for now...

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Meaning of life

posted by skipperluvs

This is just a really quick ONE-SHOT. I am right now, inside my mother's van while she is going insane because my sister won't shut up. My dad took my sister up to the church, so my mother could be calm, and left me here to make sure she is safe. (Yes, I am in a church's parking lot) So…I have nothing to do and decided to entertain myself sa pamamagitan ng Pagsulat a ONE-SHOT! Wahoo! I must hurry though…the battery is at 65%! OK…So…enjoy (: Oh, another quick note, this is in Kowalski's point of view.
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What is the meaning of life? Why were animals, humans,...

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kowalski, where's your brain today??? rated: k for kids

posted by kowalski50

it's morning at the zoo:
kowalski says to skipper: i think you have pretty eyes!
skipper: uh are you ok kowalski???
kowalski: flibberty gibbet man im as juxtaposed as the susunod hamburger!!!
private: skippa i really think there's something wrong with kowaslki!!!( goes to kowalski and knocks on his head) is anybody in there???
kowalski: why i dont know sweety bun!!!
private: skippa he's really freaking me out.....
ow!!!
skipper: what happened private???
Private: he's pulling me very hard help skippa!!!
skipper: rico!!! code blue weapens check wa- wait we cant hurt our teamate we just cant but we have to find out whats wrong!!!

see what happens in number 2
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