6:30am, waking up in the morning
Gotta get ready, gotta ride to school
Gotta grab some breakfast before I go
Seein’ everything, my mind is groggy
Rushing round and round, everybody’s cranky
Gotta go outside and get in mom's car
Gotta be on time, before the kampanilya (The bell)
Drivin’ in the front seat
Sleepin’ in the back seat
Gotta finish my homework up
Which pen should I use?
It’s Monday, Monday
Gotta wake up on Monday,
Everybody’s wanting back the weekend, weekend
Monday, Monday
Waking up on Monday
Everybody’s wanting back the weekend
Grumbling, grumbling (Yeah)
Grumbling, grumbling (Yeah)
Urg, urg, urg, urg
Wishing for the weekend
7:05, we’re driving down the freeway
Speeding so fast, I think we might fly
Done, done, homework's finally done
You know how it is
I hate this, you hate this
My sister is sa pamamagitan ng my right
I hate this, she hates this
Don't you know it
Drivin’ in the front seat
Sleepin’ in the back seat
Gotta finish my homework up
Which pen should I use?
[Chorus]
Yesterday was Sunday, Sunday
Today it is Monday, Monday (Darn it)
We-we-we so hate this
We so really hate this
We gonna be like zombies today
Tomorrow is Tuesday
And Wednesday comes afterwards
I really want these weekdays to end
M-M, Manic Monday
So sleepy in the front upuan (In the front seat)
In the back upuan (In the back seat)
I’m grumbling, losing (Yeah, yeah)
Slow brain, thinkin' slow
Wit’ a book bag on my back (Woo!)
(C’mon) Passing sa pamamagitan ng is a school bus in front of me
Reminds me of school, school, school, wanna sleep
Check the time, it’s Monday, I'll be five minutos late
We gonna have to learn, no, no, no, no, y’all
[Chorus x2]
Gotta get ready, gotta ride to school
Gotta grab some breakfast before I go
Seein’ everything, my mind is groggy
Rushing round and round, everybody’s cranky
Gotta go outside and get in mom's car
Gotta be on time, before the kampanilya (The bell)
Drivin’ in the front seat
Sleepin’ in the back seat
Gotta finish my homework up
Which pen should I use?
It’s Monday, Monday
Gotta wake up on Monday,
Everybody’s wanting back the weekend, weekend
Monday, Monday
Waking up on Monday
Everybody’s wanting back the weekend
Grumbling, grumbling (Yeah)
Grumbling, grumbling (Yeah)
Urg, urg, urg, urg
Wishing for the weekend
7:05, we’re driving down the freeway
Speeding so fast, I think we might fly
Done, done, homework's finally done
You know how it is
I hate this, you hate this
My sister is sa pamamagitan ng my right
I hate this, she hates this
Don't you know it
Drivin’ in the front seat
Sleepin’ in the back seat
Gotta finish my homework up
Which pen should I use?
[Chorus]
Yesterday was Sunday, Sunday
Today it is Monday, Monday (Darn it)
We-we-we so hate this
We so really hate this
We gonna be like zombies today
Tomorrow is Tuesday
And Wednesday comes afterwards
I really want these weekdays to end
M-M, Manic Monday
So sleepy in the front upuan (In the front seat)
In the back upuan (In the back seat)
I’m grumbling, losing (Yeah, yeah)
Slow brain, thinkin' slow
Wit’ a book bag on my back (Woo!)
(C’mon) Passing sa pamamagitan ng is a school bus in front of me
Reminds me of school, school, school, wanna sleep
Check the time, it’s Monday, I'll be five minutos late
We gonna have to learn, no, no, no, no, y’all
[Chorus x2]
1.Favorite Color
Red-My tomato
Orange-My carrot
Yellow-My banana
Green-My broccoli
Blue-My taffy
Purple-My grape
Pink-My cotton candy
Black-My jellybean
Brown-My tsokolate
2.Favorite Food
Pork chops-Sat on a
Jello-Bounced on a
Pancakes-Stepped on a
Spare ribs-Threw a
Rice-Squeezed a
Spaghetti-Destroyed a
Pudding-Chewed on a
Fries-Grossed out a
Chicken-Scared a
3.Favorite number
1-Bed sheet
2-Spaceship
3-Table lamp
4-Feather
5-Skyscraper
6-Balloon
7-Computer
8-Oven
9-Classroom
4.Favorite animal-
Gorilla-Because it was too fluffy
Bunny-Because it was too unorganized
Giraffe-Because it was too silly
Lion-Because it was too stretchy
Alligator-Because it was too beautiful
Sheep-Because it was too maasim
Dog-Because it was too bumpy
Cat-Because it was too hyper
Horse-Because it was too dirty
My ubas stepped on a mesa lamp because it was too unorganized!
Red-My tomato
Orange-My carrot
Yellow-My banana
Green-My broccoli
Blue-My taffy
Purple-My grape
Pink-My cotton candy
Black-My jellybean
Brown-My tsokolate
2.Favorite Food
Pork chops-Sat on a
Jello-Bounced on a
Pancakes-Stepped on a
Spare ribs-Threw a
Rice-Squeezed a
Spaghetti-Destroyed a
Pudding-Chewed on a
Fries-Grossed out a
Chicken-Scared a
3.Favorite number
1-Bed sheet
2-Spaceship
3-Table lamp
4-Feather
5-Skyscraper
6-Balloon
7-Computer
8-Oven
9-Classroom
4.Favorite animal-
Gorilla-Because it was too fluffy
Bunny-Because it was too unorganized
Giraffe-Because it was too silly
Lion-Because it was too stretchy
Alligator-Because it was too beautiful
Sheep-Because it was too maasim
Dog-Because it was too bumpy
Cat-Because it was too hyper
Horse-Because it was too dirty
My ubas stepped on a mesa lamp because it was too unorganized!
Q: Why did the forgetful chicken tumawid the road?
A: To get to the other side -- er, no -- to go shopping -- no, not that either -- damn it.
Q: Why did the redneck tumawid the road?
A: He wanted to sleep in the ditch on the other side.
Q: Why did the one-handed man tumawid the road?
A: To get to the segundo hand shop.
Q: Why did the turkey tumawid the road?
A: Because he wasn't a chicken.
Q: Why did the fat turkey tumawid the road?
A: To get hit sa pamamagitan ng my car.
Q: Why did the woman tumawid the road?
A: I don't know, but where'd she get shoes and what is she doing out of the kitchen?
A: To get to the other side -- er, no -- to go shopping -- no, not that either -- damn it.
Q: Why did the redneck tumawid the road?
A: He wanted to sleep in the ditch on the other side.
Q: Why did the one-handed man tumawid the road?
A: To get to the segundo hand shop.
Q: Why did the turkey tumawid the road?
A: Because he wasn't a chicken.
Q: Why did the fat turkey tumawid the road?
A: To get hit sa pamamagitan ng my car.
Q: Why did the woman tumawid the road?
A: I don't know, but where'd she get shoes and what is she doing out of the kitchen?
Ok let me tell you 14 resons how :3
Ok some of these pertend i'm a boy
1)Put your arm around a person you don't know
2)Then twirl another walang tiyak na layunin persons hair and ask them if there going to the game tonight
3)Offer them hair
4)tell them about your period last night
5)tell them about the bird and the bees
6)rub your self against the teacher
7)look in to a walang tiyak na layunin persons eyes and make a very weird face
8)showing your friend your dick
9)come to skool pag-awit the barney song
10)talk to your friend and take off your wig and ipakita them your really miley cyrus
11)pick your nose and ask someone if they want a bite
12)rape a walang tiyak na layunin person
13)start crying in the hall for no reason
14)JUMP!!!!!!!
Ok some of these pertend i'm a boy
1)Put your arm around a person you don't know
2)Then twirl another walang tiyak na layunin persons hair and ask them if there going to the game tonight
3)Offer them hair
4)tell them about your period last night
5)tell them about the bird and the bees
6)rub your self against the teacher
7)look in to a walang tiyak na layunin persons eyes and make a very weird face
8)showing your friend your dick
9)come to skool pag-awit the barney song
10)talk to your friend and take off your wig and ipakita them your really miley cyrus
11)pick your nose and ask someone if they want a bite
12)rape a walang tiyak na layunin person
13)start crying in the hall for no reason
14)JUMP!!!!!!!