Something I did for fun cos I was bored...just getting my thoughts out lol! This is part 4. :DDDDDDDDD
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TV ads. I hate 'em. I mean, except for the dancing mga sanggol one.
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Doesn't it annoy you when you're watching your fave ipakita on telly, someone is about to die or something equally exciting to watch, when everything stops and an Aquafresh advert pops up. Mm. Aquafresh. Great. You know, just what I came to watch on TV. A freakin' lady brush her teeth and smile into her mirror. Your teeth are still yellow, woman.
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Or those annoying My Little parang buriko adverts. Who the hell would want a kulay-rosas glittery freaky parang buriko set?
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Dishwasher adverts. Why does a mom and a kid always have to be in every dishwasher advert in the UNIVERSE?
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Do you count the adverts, do you make fun of the people on them, do you throw darts at the TV when they come on? If so, you're not alone.
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And I end up being so happy when the adverts stop and my ipakita comes back on...for about 1 minuto before it's time for an ad again. :/
I swear I'v watched madami ads on telly than shows in my whole life. :/
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TV ads. I hate 'em. I mean, except for the dancing mga sanggol one.
.
Doesn't it annoy you when you're watching your fave ipakita on telly, someone is about to die or something equally exciting to watch, when everything stops and an Aquafresh advert pops up. Mm. Aquafresh. Great. You know, just what I came to watch on TV. A freakin' lady brush her teeth and smile into her mirror. Your teeth are still yellow, woman.
...
Or those annoying My Little parang buriko adverts. Who the hell would want a kulay-rosas glittery freaky parang buriko set?
.
Dishwasher adverts. Why does a mom and a kid always have to be in every dishwasher advert in the UNIVERSE?
...
Do you count the adverts, do you make fun of the people on them, do you throw darts at the TV when they come on? If so, you're not alone.
.
And I end up being so happy when the adverts stop and my ipakita comes back on...for about 1 minuto before it's time for an ad again. :/
I swear I'v watched madami ads on telly than shows in my whole life. :/
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This prank doesn't need anything but a friend who understands dirty jokes and yourself.
You: Okay, say the word 'addicted' every time I pause, alright?
Friend: Okay.
You: Money...
Friend: Addicted.
You: TV...
Friend: Addicted.
You: Candy...
Friend: Addicted.
You: Hitting people in the face with an iron...
Friend: ...addicted...
By this point you need to come up with several different others to get them to barely even notice what they're "addicted" to.
You: Soda?
Friend: Addicted...
You: What hit you in the face last night?
Friend: Addicted...
The look that will come over their face will be absolutely priceless.
Try it out!
-Ray
You: Okay, say the word 'addicted' every time I pause, alright?
Friend: Okay.
You: Money...
Friend: Addicted.
You: TV...
Friend: Addicted.
You: Candy...
Friend: Addicted.
You: Hitting people in the face with an iron...
Friend: ...addicted...
By this point you need to come up with several different others to get them to barely even notice what they're "addicted" to.
You: Soda?
Friend: Addicted...
You: What hit you in the face last night?
Friend: Addicted...
The look that will come over their face will be absolutely priceless.
Try it out!
-Ray
I run my fastest
But still get beat.
I land on my head
When I should be on my feet.
I try to ilipat forward‚
But I am stuck in rewind.
Why do I keep at it?
I won't be left behind.
The harder I am thrown‚
The higher I bounce.
I give it my all‚
And that's all that counts.
In first place‚
Myself‚ I seldom find.
So I push to the limit-
I won't be left behind.
Some people tell me you can't‚
Some say don't.
Some simply give up.
I reply‚ I won't
The power is here‚
Locked away in my mind.
My perserverance is my excellence‚
I won't be left behind.
Make the best of each moment‚
The future is soon the past.
The madami I tell myself this‚
The less I come in last.
Throughout my competitions‚
I've learned what winning is about.
A plain and clear lesson-
Giving up is the wasy way out.
So every night before I go to bed‚
I hope in a small way I have shined.
Tomorrow is a brand-new day‚
And I won't be left behind.
This is not mine‚ it was written sa pamamagitan ng Sara Nachtman
But still get beat.
I land on my head
When I should be on my feet.
I try to ilipat forward‚
But I am stuck in rewind.
Why do I keep at it?
I won't be left behind.
The harder I am thrown‚
The higher I bounce.
I give it my all‚
And that's all that counts.
In first place‚
Myself‚ I seldom find.
So I push to the limit-
I won't be left behind.
Some people tell me you can't‚
Some say don't.
Some simply give up.
I reply‚ I won't
The power is here‚
Locked away in my mind.
My perserverance is my excellence‚
I won't be left behind.
Make the best of each moment‚
The future is soon the past.
The madami I tell myself this‚
The less I come in last.
Throughout my competitions‚
I've learned what winning is about.
A plain and clear lesson-
Giving up is the wasy way out.
So every night before I go to bed‚
I hope in a small way I have shined.
Tomorrow is a brand-new day‚
And I won't be left behind.
This is not mine‚ it was written sa pamamagitan ng Sara Nachtman
