1.Rubber bands last longer when refrigerated.
2.Peanuts are one of the ingredients of dynamite.
3.There are 293 ways to make change for a dollar.
4.The average person's left hand does 56% of the typing.
5.A pating is the only isda that can blink with both eyes.
6.There are madami chickens than people in the world.
7.Two-thirds of the world's talong is grown in New Jersey.
8.The longest one-syllable word in the English language is "screeched."
9.On a Canadian two dollar bill, the flag flying over the Parliament building is an American flag.
10.All of the clocks in the movie "Pulp Fiction" are stuck on 4:20.
11.No word in the English language rhymes with month, orange, silver, or purple.
12."Dreamt" is the only English word that ends in the letters "mt".
13.All 50 States are listed across the tuktok of the lincoln Memorial on the back of the $5 bill.
14.Almonds are a member of the melokoton family.
15.Winston Churchill was born in a ladies' room during a dance.
16.Maine is the only State whose name is just one syllable.
17.There are only four words in the English language which end in "dous": tremendous, horrendous, stupendous, and hazardous.
18.The characters "Bert" and "Ernie" on Sesame kalye were named after "Bert the cop" and"Ernie the taxi driver" in Frank Capra's "It's a Wonderful Life."
19.A cat has 32 muscles in each ear.
20.An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.
21.Tigers have striped skin, not just striped fur.
22.In most advertisements, the time displayed on a watch is 10:10.
23.Al Capone's business card sinabi he was a used furniture dealer.
24.Los Angeles' full name is "El Pueblo de Nuestra Senora la Reina de los Angeles de Porciuncula."
25.A dragonfly has a life span of 24 hours.
26.A goldfish has a memory span of three seconds.
27.A dime has 118 ridges around the edge.
28.It's impossible to sneeze with your eyes open.
29.The giant squid has the largest eyes in the world.
30.In England, the Speaker of the House is not allowed to speak.
31.The microwave was invented after a researcher walked sa pamamagitan ng a radar tube and a tsokolate bar melted in his pocket.
32.Mr. Rogers is an ordained minister.
33.The average person falls asleep in seven minutes.
34.There are 336 dimples on a regulation golf ball.
35."Stewardesses" is the longest word that is typed with only the left hand.
36. People pay other people for suggesting good domain names
2.Peanuts are one of the ingredients of dynamite.
3.There are 293 ways to make change for a dollar.
4.The average person's left hand does 56% of the typing.
5.A pating is the only isda that can blink with both eyes.
6.There are madami chickens than people in the world.
7.Two-thirds of the world's talong is grown in New Jersey.
8.The longest one-syllable word in the English language is "screeched."
9.On a Canadian two dollar bill, the flag flying over the Parliament building is an American flag.
10.All of the clocks in the movie "Pulp Fiction" are stuck on 4:20.
11.No word in the English language rhymes with month, orange, silver, or purple.
12."Dreamt" is the only English word that ends in the letters "mt".
13.All 50 States are listed across the tuktok of the lincoln Memorial on the back of the $5 bill.
14.Almonds are a member of the melokoton family.
15.Winston Churchill was born in a ladies' room during a dance.
16.Maine is the only State whose name is just one syllable.
17.There are only four words in the English language which end in "dous": tremendous, horrendous, stupendous, and hazardous.
18.The characters "Bert" and "Ernie" on Sesame kalye were named after "Bert the cop" and"Ernie the taxi driver" in Frank Capra's "It's a Wonderful Life."
19.A cat has 32 muscles in each ear.
20.An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.
21.Tigers have striped skin, not just striped fur.
22.In most advertisements, the time displayed on a watch is 10:10.
23.Al Capone's business card sinabi he was a used furniture dealer.
24.Los Angeles' full name is "El Pueblo de Nuestra Senora la Reina de los Angeles de Porciuncula."
25.A dragonfly has a life span of 24 hours.
26.A goldfish has a memory span of three seconds.
27.A dime has 118 ridges around the edge.
28.It's impossible to sneeze with your eyes open.
29.The giant squid has the largest eyes in the world.
30.In England, the Speaker of the House is not allowed to speak.
31.The microwave was invented after a researcher walked sa pamamagitan ng a radar tube and a tsokolate bar melted in his pocket.
32.Mr. Rogers is an ordained minister.
33.The average person falls asleep in seven minutes.
34.There are 336 dimples on a regulation golf ball.
35."Stewardesses" is the longest word that is typed with only the left hand.
36. People pay other people for suggesting good domain names
when that angel sits on my shoulder
whispers into my puso
a peace , a harmony
a bliss feeling of out of control
the angel appears to you in form of desire
you float along with the force of ...
woooooooooooooooo
you jump about
cos you cant sit down
the power of jolly drunk without the drink
the power to make others happy
this angel with her good intensions
will make you fly
the angel will make you cry
the angel will make you feel how others feel
so you can empathise
and be ver wise in emotionial terms
theres an internal war
between the angel and the death
they fight feroususly
but they dont even relise
they have both already Nawawala
whispers into my puso
a peace , a harmony
a bliss feeling of out of control
the angel appears to you in form of desire
you float along with the force of ...
woooooooooooooooo
you jump about
cos you cant sit down
the power of jolly drunk without the drink
the power to make others happy
this angel with her good intensions
will make you fly
the angel will make you cry
the angel will make you feel how others feel
so you can empathise
and be ver wise in emotionial terms
theres an internal war
between the angel and the death
they fight feroususly
but they dont even relise
they have both already Nawawala
"I promise my dear that i will tell no one of what you will tell me today " sinabi the man .
"Alright but you will not like what i tell you .' 'I do not know where to begin ."
"Just start with your name I am willing to listen " sinabi the man " i am doctor after all."
"ok , my name is Melody Willgrove and i am a werewolf "
alright if you want hear madami . tell me because that was just a prologue .sorry if it bored u
LOVE them :D
A Really Bad Day
There was this guy at a bar, just looking at his drink. He stays like that for half of an hour.
Then, this big trouble-making truck driver steps susunod to him, takes the drink from the guy, and just drinks it all down. The poor man starts crying. The truck driver says, "Come on man, I was just joking. Here, I'll buy you another drink. I just can't stand to see a man cry."
"No, it's not that. This araw is the worst of my life. First, I fall asleep, and I go late to my office. My boss, outrageous, fires me. When I leave the building, to my car, I found out it was stolen. The police sinabi that they can do nothing. I get a cab to return home, and when I leave it, I remember I left my wallet and credit cards there. The cab driver just drives away."
"I go home, and when I get there, I find my wife in kama with the gardener. I leave home, and come to this bar. And just when I was thinking about putting an end to my life, you ipakita up and drink my poison."
There was this guy at a bar, just looking at his drink. He stays like that for half of an hour.
Then, this big trouble-making truck driver steps susunod to him, takes the drink from the guy, and just drinks it all down. The poor man starts crying. The truck driver says, "Come on man, I was just joking. Here, I'll buy you another drink. I just can't stand to see a man cry."
"No, it's not that. This araw is the worst of my life. First, I fall asleep, and I go late to my office. My boss, outrageous, fires me. When I leave the building, to my car, I found out it was stolen. The police sinabi that they can do nothing. I get a cab to return home, and when I leave it, I remember I left my wallet and credit cards there. The cab driver just drives away."
"I go home, and when I get there, I find my wife in kama with the gardener. I leave home, and come to this bar. And just when I was thinking about putting an end to my life, you ipakita up and drink my poison."
Step 1: Form crush
Step 2: Stalk crush on Facebook
Step 3: Talk to mga kaibigan about crush
Step 4: Talk to family about crush
Step 5: Talk to Internet people about crush
Step 6: Obsess over crush on blog
Step 7: Dream about crush
Step 8: Doodle crush's name on books
Step 9: Fall in pag-ibig with crush
Step 10: Imagine having mga sanggol with crush
Step 11: Form an unhealthy obsession with what crush does every day
Step 12: Cry at night because of crush
Step 13: Imagine flirting with crush
Step 14: Dress to impress crush
Step 15: Become depressed because crush does not notice
Step 16: Hate any girl that talks to crush
Step 17: Stalk crush on Twitter
Step 18: Learn crush's favourite color, animal, activity, etc
Step 19: Send anonymous packages to crush's house
Step 20: Never ask crush out
The End.
Step 2: Stalk crush on Facebook
Step 3: Talk to mga kaibigan about crush
Step 4: Talk to family about crush
Step 5: Talk to Internet people about crush
Step 6: Obsess over crush on blog
Step 7: Dream about crush
Step 8: Doodle crush's name on books
Step 9: Fall in pag-ibig with crush
Step 10: Imagine having mga sanggol with crush
Step 11: Form an unhealthy obsession with what crush does every day
Step 12: Cry at night because of crush
Step 13: Imagine flirting with crush
Step 14: Dress to impress crush
Step 15: Become depressed because crush does not notice
Step 16: Hate any girl that talks to crush
Step 17: Stalk crush on Twitter
Step 18: Learn crush's favourite color, animal, activity, etc
Step 19: Send anonymous packages to crush's house
Step 20: Never ask crush out
The End.
I made this listahan before, but I guess I deleted it. Not sure why.. But it gives me an excuse to do again.. I hope I can do it better too..
10: NORMAN BATES:
Only reason he's last is because I never watched the movies, I don't know the francise. But come on, it's Psycho, of coarse it goes on the list. To the meme'd to hell violin, to the famish twist he was a crossdresser with split personality. This movie is a icon, it's been studied and talked about to death..
9: VALEK:
While he's no Pazuzu (but who is), Valek is in my opinion the best...
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10: NORMAN BATES:
"We all go a little mad sometimes."
Only reason he's last is because I never watched the movies, I don't know the francise. But come on, it's Psycho, of coarse it goes on the list. To the meme'd to hell violin, to the famish twist he was a crossdresser with split personality. This movie is a icon, it's been studied and talked about to death..
9: VALEK:
While he's no Pazuzu (but who is), Valek is in my opinion the best...
