I bet you can't keep up with this oneshot.
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I was walking down the road when I triped on a napkin. I know. a napkin right? but it was a wet napkin and for some reson my sidewalk is made of tial. so I slid on the napkin and bumped into the worst thing ever. Barney. Why barney was there I don't know. Barney started pag-awit so I shot him. But then cops came. But they giggled like little girls and shot barney them selfs. They then sinabi they would give me a ride. but then I found out one of the cops was that like 12 taon old boy who drove the car in rebecca black or who eva she is's noise video. I can't even call it a music video it was so bad. Well I asked him how he could drive in the first place then he took off a mask and he was owen willson. I screamed and did a tummble dive out of the car and on to a cloud. Where a little thing with wings was going around screaming it's dabba labba ding dong! I don't know. Well then the ulap moved and I saw it really was bowser waiting for mario to pass by. When he saw his mistake he gave me a candey and pushed me off as I landed safely on Princess melokoton or princess toadstool. I don't know whitch it is anymore. who was shopping for a dagger. tough girl. she then through me on the ground and ran away screaming stranger danger! over and over. Down the road I saw mario so I told him about the bowser cloud. Bowser heard me and took awa my cand then hit me all the way back to my house where I told my mom the whole thing. She sinabi that could not have happened but then she took off a mask and she was OWEN WILLSON!!!!!!! I screamed then he sinabi "I'm not owen willson I'm.......... Justin Beber!" Then he took off another mask and he was JB. To witch I screamed louder and kicked him in the balls but he did not have any cause he really in a girl and I ran to mexico while JB was screaming BABY BABY OHHHHHHHhhhhHHHHHHhhhhhhHHHHHH! Then he sumond the other bad singers in america! rebbeca black and willow smith!!!!!! with all their really really really really REALLY bad pag-awit my ears bleed and I died!
THE END!!!!!! :D
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did ya get all that?
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I was walking down the road when I triped on a napkin. I know. a napkin right? but it was a wet napkin and for some reson my sidewalk is made of tial. so I slid on the napkin and bumped into the worst thing ever. Barney. Why barney was there I don't know. Barney started pag-awit so I shot him. But then cops came. But they giggled like little girls and shot barney them selfs. They then sinabi they would give me a ride. but then I found out one of the cops was that like 12 taon old boy who drove the car in rebecca black or who eva she is's noise video. I can't even call it a music video it was so bad. Well I asked him how he could drive in the first place then he took off a mask and he was owen willson. I screamed and did a tummble dive out of the car and on to a cloud. Where a little thing with wings was going around screaming it's dabba labba ding dong! I don't know. Well then the ulap moved and I saw it really was bowser waiting for mario to pass by. When he saw his mistake he gave me a candey and pushed me off as I landed safely on Princess melokoton or princess toadstool. I don't know whitch it is anymore. who was shopping for a dagger. tough girl. she then through me on the ground and ran away screaming stranger danger! over and over. Down the road I saw mario so I told him about the bowser cloud. Bowser heard me and took awa my cand then hit me all the way back to my house where I told my mom the whole thing. She sinabi that could not have happened but then she took off a mask and she was OWEN WILLSON!!!!!!! I screamed then he sinabi "I'm not owen willson I'm.......... Justin Beber!" Then he took off another mask and he was JB. To witch I screamed louder and kicked him in the balls but he did not have any cause he really in a girl and I ran to mexico while JB was screaming BABY BABY OHHHHHHHhhhhHHHHHHhhhhhhHHHHHH! Then he sumond the other bad singers in america! rebbeca black and willow smith!!!!!! with all their really really really really REALLY bad pag-awit my ears bleed and I died!
THE END!!!!!! :D
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did ya get all that?
